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[
{
"content": "Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is Rachel having the baby?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theyre at the coffeehouse.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We know its a girl! (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(following her) Ill give you really good odds.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh you made it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! (Ross is stunned.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We took a cab. Did you guys walk?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! You made it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay is theresome kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Give her some money.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I really think theyre out of rooms.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What-what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ow! Ow! Contraction. (Sits back down.) Ow-ow! Ow-ow! (Starts breathing heavily.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, it couldnt hurt to look.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well it looks great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Julie.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is Rachel. (Points at her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah it is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats so sweet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here comes another contraction.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Okay, just breathe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you wanna see something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure! What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(freaking out) What-what-whats that now?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, this is fun.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you said you were ready too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but havent you wanted a kid like forever?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thats veryReally very-very okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh yes! Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Oh wait no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh uh, Im sorry. (Runs out.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Im so glad youre here, but its gonna be a while. I-I wished youd called first.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ma, youre asking me to marry you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mom no, come on! Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But yknow what? It just seems that you two belong together.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, stop it! I cant deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right. And with who again? (Ross exits.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God. Hes crazy! Why doesnt he want to be with Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean seriously, shes like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadnt and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and (Realizes everyone is staring.) I havent bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Hey. Whos that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "New people.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What happened to the Disgustingtons?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! Ow!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, ImIm sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just ignore them.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes looking at me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are pretty good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But nothing has to happen until your ready.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scary, but maybe its right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im kidding. This is going to be fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, hold on a sec.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Period math?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, we could start trying. Now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, not here. Maybe here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, its perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and were in a building thats full of beds!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And its so clean!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on you stupid machine! Come on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it ate your money?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at her) No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, Ill see you downstairs then.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey I got one! I got one!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah! I-I would like that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it. Thats it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah it was.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hands.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "816, thank you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (Starts to exit.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And what is his name?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think we found a place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (They start kissing.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Uh, well dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds its not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! Make me sterile, but okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, this is it! (Looks in the window.) Oh, thats him! Thats him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! Go get him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looks in the window) Hes not really my type.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you said he was this great guy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You do attract some stinkers.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just three?! Im dilated three!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, yknow what? Im not waiting! Im gonna push this baby out! Im doing it! I mean its what? Three centimeters? Thats gotta be like this! (Holds her hands a couple inches apart.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Actually its more like this. (Pushes her hands to less than an inch apart.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh stupid metric system!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh for the love of God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Im Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was a test. Good response. All right, full name.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Date of birth?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Age?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. And uh, are you married.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(checking the list) Yes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats terrible. Im-Im really sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oooh, wrong answer. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me Im going to sue you! Not this hospital, Im going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) hes a lawyer!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh Rach",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Go get back on that case honey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well then bring her in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And yet somehow its true!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(softly) Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh there you go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I get it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh we-we didnt.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no. We",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um uhWere-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh well ummwere just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just tell me how.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sid you lucky deaf bastard.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What else? What else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, well hes 33.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Ah-uh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A widower.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and hes not into anything weird sexually.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Enter Pheebs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We could, or we can have sex in it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Does that sound like Janice?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when youre trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Jan-Janice!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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