bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "(on phone) Item J437-A, color", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, whos the guy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the drycleaners.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? (Sits up) Who said that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, hes really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Id really like to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, \"God, your brother.\" Know what theyll say this year? \"God, you\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really you can do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out. (Hands him a picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a dog.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a dead dog. Thats Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The good stuff, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got a present for my parents. Thats so sweet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww that is so cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picking up Chi-Chis picture) Aww! Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! Yknow Monica couldnt get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I, uh, think you already are.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats my old dog. He passed away years ago.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Its out on the island. Its in Massapequa.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, there is an Arbys in the shape of a tee-pee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Ive got the car keys.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So uh, he seems like a nice guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I like him a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, otherwise Im not going.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank youwere so excited", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "WhaWhat?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Can you believe that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, us having to lie about being married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well justsmile. Well nod along.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at the check) Unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We love marriage!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont think the flash went off.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill go with you", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry(He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were you guys making fun of Parker?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That depends, how much did you hear?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, he a little enthusiastic, whats wrong with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its just that, its so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I feel terrible.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What was wrong with Mona?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Open it! Open it! Open it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah baby!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isnt She Lovely as I walked down the aisle.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, Stevies an old family friend. (Hits Rosss chest)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So would I. You wouldnt think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm. what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hm huh, yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, thats not necessary.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, actually I dont eat", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, fine! Fine! (Takes the oyster and pretends to eat it while dropping it on the floor) Mmmhmmmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why dont you just try one?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I dont know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah. Thats a great story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shhh! I want to hear the rest!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words \"Will you marry me?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you better do it now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because Im going to kill him", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys were right. Hes just too excited abouteverything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know Im having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure it wasnt an oyster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes just such a great guy Im so excited about him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually, you have a little bit of an edge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats that now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh look its Parker!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oooh I love it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to sayon behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that ifif in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thank God.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Lets try something else, lets play a game.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But, lets play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dont have to put a good spin on everything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Much less happy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh huh. (Closes door)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it just wouldnt have been feasible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was really fun being married to you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks Ive ever made.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That proposal, at the planetarium", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know it was stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It wasreally wonderful! Did you just make that up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Goodnight", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldnt get messed up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will think about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats all Im askin", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. Thats me!! Im blank!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you are baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Three down knows Im married, whats three down doin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whyd you say no?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, dont listen to him. Please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just then or-or all the time, cause we-we have jobs yknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) You think were being obvious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, were just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And Ill have all the muffins.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh! Were not talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Finally! Oh. (Sits back in relief.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(He goes into a song and dance number)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (Starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne babyIm gonna want to meet her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I doso I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice work my friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, double latte, extra foam.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a bagel with only", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) I was just being polite!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the Coast Guard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats kinda nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats kinda a relief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanna see if we still have it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "FREE PORN!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have free porn here!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Matter of fact, I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! We are pretty good at this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats wrong with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Its a trifle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauted with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Item J437-A, color", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, whos the guy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the drycleaners.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? (Sits up) Who said that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, hes really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Id really like to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, \"God, your brother.\" Know what theyll say this year? \"God, you\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really you can do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out. (Hands him a picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a dog.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a dead dog. Thats Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The good stuff, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got a present for my parents. Thats so sweet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww that is so cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picking up Chi-Chis picture) Aww! Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! Yknow Monica couldnt get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I, uh, think you already are.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats my old dog. He passed away years ago.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Its out on the island. Its in Massapequa.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, there is an Arbys in the shape of a tee-pee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Ive got the car keys.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So uh, he seems like a nice guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I like him a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, otherwise Im not going.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank youwere so excited", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "WhaWhat?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you believe that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, us having to lie about being married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well justsmile. Well nod along.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking at the check) Unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We love marriage!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont think the flash went off.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ill go with you", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry(He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were you guys making fun of Parker?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That depends, how much did you hear?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, he a little enthusiastic, whats wrong with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its just that, its so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I feel terrible.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What was wrong with Mona?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Open it! Open it! Open it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah baby!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isnt She Lovely as I walked down the aisle.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, Stevies an old family friend. (Hits Rosss chest)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So would I. You wouldnt think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm. what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hm huh, yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, thats not necessary.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, actually I dont eat", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, fine! Fine! (Takes the oyster and pretends to eat it while dropping it on the floor) Mmmhmmmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why dont you just try one?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you doin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I dont know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah. Thats a great story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Shhh! I want to hear the rest!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words \"Will you marry me?\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you better do it now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because Im going to kill him", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys were right. Hes just too excited abouteverything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know Im having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure it wasnt an oyster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes just such a great guy Im so excited about him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually, you have a little bit of an edge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats that now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh look its Parker!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oooh I love it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to sayon behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that ifif in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thank God.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Lets try something else, lets play a game.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But, lets play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You dont have to put a good spin on everything.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Much less happy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh huh. (Closes door)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it just wouldnt have been feasible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was really fun being married to you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks Ive ever made.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That proposal, at the planetarium", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know it was stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It wasreally wonderful! Did you just make that up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Goodnight", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldnt get messed up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will think about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats all Im askin", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. Thats me!! Im blank!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you are baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Three down knows Im married, whats three down doin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whyd you say no?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, dont listen to him. Please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just then or-or all the time, cause we-we have jobs yknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) You think were being obvious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, were just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And Ill have all the muffins.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh! Were not talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Finally! Oh. (Sits back in relief.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(He goes into a song and dance number)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (Starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne babyIm gonna want to meet her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I doso I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice work my friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, double latte, extra foam.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a bagel with only", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) I was just being polite!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the Coast Guard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats kinda nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats kinda a relief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanna see if we still have it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "FREE PORN!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have free porn here!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Matter of fact, I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! We are pretty good at this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats wrong with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Its a trifle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauted with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!", "role": "user" } ]