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[ { "content": "Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there toto feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well youre gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello?! I still dont know what the hell Im doing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hope youre going somewhere with this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im telling you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (Hugs him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and shes been nothing but terrible to you. And dont forget you just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasnt even thanked you for it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Youre-youre right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, Id tell her off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at a mirror young ladyold ladylady!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Im proud of me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You should be!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(closing a book) Okay! Im ready.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You sure?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Ive done my studying and I really know my stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, put your elbow in it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Check if its wet, check if its hungry, burp it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A card! A card! I pick a card!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry youve been Bamboozled! Youre gonna be a terrible mother! (Rachel stares at him agape.) Ive lost sight of why were doing this! (Rachel gets up and walks away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, \"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, this is bad! And Ive had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. (Quoting) \"Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(seeing the stack of newspapers) Oh my God! Look at all the newspapers! It must be a good review! Is it great?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading) Oh dear God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about the rest of Manhattan?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, they all know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, this is horrible!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im so humiliated!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, \"Theres no such thing as bad press.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont think that umm, (reading) \"The chefs Mahi Mahi was awful awful,\" is bad press?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt write it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he right? Am I reallyAm I awful?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(startling him) What?! What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am freaking out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My due date is in one week!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is seven days!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its funny you should mention diapers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im serious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay look, theres nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. Theres a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Oh, wait Ross! Im sorry, one more thing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(annoyed) Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stunned) (thinks) Well uh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We said at the movies, but", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have a job interview I have to get ready for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought you already have a job.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! How do you know how to do that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats what I do now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, come taste this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You cooked him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! \"Restaurant reviewer admits", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The front page? You really do live in your own little world, dont ya?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I chose those, Im a paleontologist.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Im standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and Im bored.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats my gym.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I am like Indiana Jones.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well did she know you two werent married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds like youre a little jealous.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that a real place? (Rachels stunned) Are they hiring?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Chandler, why so fancy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, I think I know someone who does that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me! I do that. So Seriously, do I look okay? Im little nervous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, just dont get your hopes up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the interview", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow! You dont make a very good first impression.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, when I first met you, you were like, \"Blah, blah, blah.\" I was like, shhh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is it that I do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well its just like youre trying too hard. Always making jokes, yknow, you justYou come off a little needy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, Im not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you. (Gets up and hurries out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! Umm, Im Monica Geller, Im the chef at Alessandros.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Either eat it, or be in it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I can.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Does so.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, mustve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So you guys go, have a really good time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant even believe this! I really come off that badly?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh good. Good, because Im sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An hour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant help you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. \"Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler Bing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bing, what an unusual name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. (Pause) Ill let myself out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Cheese makes me thirsty.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I-Im sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didnt hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(suppressing a smile) What I do dois manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hardest thing Ive ever done in my life.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You gotta go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (Stands up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and youll be great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! Im so proud of you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im-Im sorry, its just that umm Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandros, and umm I just got a really bad review", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay then, I dont stink. Im a good chef. Okay. (Starts to leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "also I was the point person on my companys transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That I did. That I did.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(trying not to laugh) I see.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(really try not to laugh) Good to know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No dont I beg of you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(relieved) Really?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill look forward to your call. (Walks away.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! Youre back from your date!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats uh, whats going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I liked her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? What was wrong with her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want you to date her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? But Im being so unreasonable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you feel better?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Stops and starts doing the I-have-to-go-to-the-bathroom dance.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just one thing umm", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) Okay. Okay. Because for a minute you said you", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no-no, no!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "that you actually", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bathroom?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right! (Heads for the bathroom.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! What are you guys looking at?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its a poster for that World War I movie that Im in, check it out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? Wow! It looks really violent!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh! I know. Im coming soon to a theater near you! Im in THX! Im unsuitable for children!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now I cannot wait to see this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, its already generating Oscar buzz.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I started that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and youre all invited! (They all gasp.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are we gonna take a limo?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Why not?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I love taking limos when nobody died!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You. Like you havent done enough.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I know, Ive been there. I remember toward the end", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, thats a great story. Can you tell it to me when youre getting me some iced tea? (Phoebe gets up and Rachel groans.) (To the baby) Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Did you have the baby yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here so early?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They sent me home from work. They were like, \"Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby.\" Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or you can do volunteer work.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God. So thats it?! I only get to bring one guest?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(overhearing that) What-what about me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You said you didnt want to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont. But I would still like to be acknowledged. What? Just because Im pregnant you think Im invisible.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Definitely not invisible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes not snoozing, hes teaching a class.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I havent seen this dress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Star in a movie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well uhI think I want to take Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still mimicking a heartbeat, only faster) Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe-PhoebeBurrrrr! (Mimics the sound of a cardiac monitor going off.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You really want to take me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah! I mean Im sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but yknow Chandler always supported my career. Hes paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So youre never actually going to pay me back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not just the stuff he paid for, I mean its-its everything. Yknow? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didnt get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didnt believe in myself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I always knew you were gonna make it. Im so proud of you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. That means a lot to me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in a manly voice) Im gonna go shave. (Gets up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a manly voice) Yeah well, Im gonna go spit. (He goes into the bedroom. On his way out, Joey gives Rachel a wide berth.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I have to pee. If I dont come out in five minutes its because Ive choked to death on the potpourri stink. (Goes into the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. I-I think its still gonna be a while.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm, care to make it interesting? Ill bet you that shell have it by this time tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, how much?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One hundred thousand dollars!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How about fifty bucks?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! Ill call Zurich and move some money around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(calling from the bathroom) All right, whos turn is it to help me get up!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is so exciting! Its so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A little tall.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its just so glamorous.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. (Goes to the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit! Damnit!! Heres your fifty bucks! (Pays Phoebe.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now stop it! Double or nothing that she has it by tomorrow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Youre on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Until then, General Grant, why dont you set up camp (She puts the bill in her bra) right there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes in the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, we gotta go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a minute!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) All right, all right. Lets go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Im fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? You dont think thats a little inappropriate. (Shes wearing a tank top and has her belly sticking out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good God man dont anger it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im actually with her on this one.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(onscreen) \"I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Okay, this is it. Its my big fight scene coming up. (He looks over and Chandler and notices that hes asleep.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I ask you something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When Carol was pregnant with Ben", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mmm?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "were you this irritating?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Dr. Long, how are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She has the drugs!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Rachel lies back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Eh, just a tad.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Do them!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we are ready to try anything.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! We will do all of those.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youve got to be kidding me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You liked it? You really liked it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho-ho, yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which part exactly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The whole thing! Can we go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont go! Im sorry. Im so sorry! (Sees another guy who is still asleep.) Look! This guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! (Looks at him more closely.) Or, call an ambulance.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, there is one thing that we havent tried, but someone thinks that, (mimicking Ross) \"That will open up a can of worms.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, what is the matter with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why? Why today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that youre gonna have the baby and I dont want to lose again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill take that bet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I get some of that action?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! Now Im betting against all three of you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Sleeping beauty!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a baby voice) Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah-ah-ah! Were doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, five hundred dollars?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so thats another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, thats (Pauses to figure it out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want a calculator?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, what else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which were still keeping under our hats!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) \"The south will rise again man.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, money well spent!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay, so Im writing you a check forSo you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, finish your enchilada.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! Soso hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stop it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, Im dying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh come on Ross, weve done it before well do it again, itll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is insane, Im not gonna make love to you just so that youll go into labor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Make love? What are you a girl?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Always a great way to get in a mans pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, yknow you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love when you talk dirty to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. OhOh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im getting that baby out of you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(breaking the kiss) Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were having a baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I didnt uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Two hundred.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]