bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Ill get it. (She gets up and grabs a spoon.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Relax, its not like were forking.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thats five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesnt she want to come out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what? This one is. (Eats another spoonful of pudding as Cliff sees something on TV.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Okay. IOkay ummthisI-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Me neither.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "3-2-1 oh!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweetie youre doing great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? You do? You do? (Looks) Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont say, \"Oh my God!\" Oh my God what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is that?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Go!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry, I cant!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you can!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Lets go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant. Please, you do it for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Come on letsOne more time! One final push! Ready? 123! (Rachel pushes so hard her head snaps up head-butting Ross and knocking him down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(from the floor) Keep pushing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh shesshes perfect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its okay. Theyre just-theyre just wrapping her up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Well be careful with her, shes really tiny.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, not yet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello baby girl.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can we come in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There she is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, shes so beautiful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here. (Hands her to Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Yknow what I mean! Shes this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees anduh-oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I dont see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the matter now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was reliving it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh. (Hands her back to Rachel.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh actually, we-weve narrowed it down to two names.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Umm, okay uheveryonethisis Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So then I guess Ferdinad is out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What was the other one Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, Delilah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what are we going to do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its okay honey, youll find a name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ive had them picked out since I was fourteen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, its gonna be named after some snack or baked good isnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well tell us! What are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, okay. If its a boy its Daniel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And if its a girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want to say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Its Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Take it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its clearly an Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh honey, but you love that name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That was amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well ThatsyknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be thethe beginning of something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Janice!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no. No.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ummthat kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But wewe gotta be careful. Wewe cant let that happen again, yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Is she in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look at Emma!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just cant decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Itsits complicated okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah thats true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work outI could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thatsnow me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, exactly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. (Pause) Or you might get everything youve wanted since you were fifteen.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is it? Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really its nothing. Im just", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach come on, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, how long was I watching that woman?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im just saying that yknow, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody andhes gonna have his own life. Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, listen to me, listen to meyou are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey. Honey what would I do without you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dont have to worry about that okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under Rosss coat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So uhI guess we shouldmake it official huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Look Rach(Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. I meant no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look whos here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "He pulled a quarter out of my ear!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Aunt Liddys coming? That means we get five dollars each!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I still need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To see if know what these guys are talking about.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Isnt she beautiful?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What about Ben?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude I just did something terrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was you?! I thought it was Jack!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why does she think that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it kinda looked like I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Again, what?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As we all are at some point during the day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wasnt my ring! It fell out of Rosss jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! I know its awful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what did she say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(happily) She said yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does Ross know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe you dont have to tell him anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I like that. Yeah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want a baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, weve been over this. I need to be facing the other way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im so tired. (She starts kissing him.) Yeah okay, but no foreplay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deal!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you all right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh I think I just got engaged.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! He did it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Welldid you know he was gonna ask me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? Im like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you really think this is a good idea?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! Even Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Especially Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. Ill guess justIll come back. (Ross exits followed by Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There he goes, your fiance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Although he does play with himself in his sleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant say that Im surprised.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad, what are you doing?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It cant be me, Im standing right here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Were not peeking? (Follows him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello sir, you know Monica.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey uh, is it okay to come in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course! Oh Joey, this ring Iits beautiful I love it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(watching) Yowsa! (Looks away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Lord.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry honey, what were you saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I dont really know her.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To God) Are you kidding me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! Maybe shes crazy! (Storms out.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey! Wait up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations! I didnt want to say anything in front of Joey cause I didnt know if he knew yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We havent done the secret thing in a long time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didnt propose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) I am a doctor! Yknow what? Im just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Yknow Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt give her that ring!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So whose ring is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its mine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is it an engagement ring?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you didnt give it to her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you were going to propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh, I might be losing interest in this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybekindawanted ahstartthings up again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I didnt! I didnt propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I havent slept in forty hours andit does sound like something I would do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, we cant stay in here forever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasnt for fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wasnt fun?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The truth is, Dad, were-were trying.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thats okay dad, we-we can wait until later.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Daddy?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats funny, this conversations how I got the bullet hole in my head.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont feel good right now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. I need to tell you something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, nows a good time. Im on my way to have my ears cut off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey asked me marry him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey proposed to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I said yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You cant marry him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well do you love him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean whatever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, the question isdo you really want to marry Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt look at it. Stupid babys head was blocking most of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, its not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I dont want to hurt her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look, just do it gently.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I um I heard about the engagement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprised?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I umI didnt propose to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont think you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didnt propose to me. Joey did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Poor baby, youre so tired. Rach, I didnt propose to you, Joey didnt propose to you, and Chandler didnt propose to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey proposed to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can come back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes you did!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, technically, I didnt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then why did you give me a ring?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! Whoa-whoa, youyou gave her the ring?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did! And dont you say, \"No, I didnt!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa! You were down on one knee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didntI didnt propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then what did happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, what did happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you said, \"Will you marry me?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Ill tell you about it later. Be cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You were gonna propose to me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh No.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, step up! I proposed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you didnt!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats right. Theres a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe youre not going to propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Im not going to rush into anything!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes doing it Look, shes breast-feeding look!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at the ceiling) Ah, its beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (The nurse exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow, this feels weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wonderful weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey dont worry, it was my mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just thatMan! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes perfect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were so lucky.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We really are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma andIve been feeling", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. I know. Ive feeling", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Laughs nervously)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well, that Wow, okay, well, ummthen maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if weif Youre wearing the ring.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wh-whats that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you told Phoebe you were engaged.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you thought Joey proposed diddid you say yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You said youd marry Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Chandlers my oldest friend, but Joeys myNo! Ah! (points at Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooooo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel said shed marry you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No they ran out of \"Its a girl\" but I can fix this one, (She writes \"not\" in between its and a) See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. (Waking him up.) Honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey why dont you go lie down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whyre you so tired?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters with Emma) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe did the signs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh you guys thanks for doing this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look at all the stuff people sent!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey so wheres Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is he still mad at us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not fair! I cant do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Walter (nods).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Shes just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great, the pacifiers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the closet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The burping clogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Linen closet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The diapers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the hospital.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow you guys got a hospital? Fancy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure what kind?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blueberry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Blueberry it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, hes really not letting this go, is he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God how long do you think thats gonna last?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dunno, well he got over the \"We were on a break\" thing really quickly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know thats thats her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh god look at her sleeping. Oh, I love her so much! Oh, I think Im gonna wake her up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I can do whatever I want! I made her! (Waking Emma up.) Come on little girl, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Breaks your heart doesnt it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It really does how long do you think we have to stay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Ill get it. (She gets up and grabs a spoon.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Relax, its not like were forking.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thats five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesnt she want to come out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what? This one is. (Eats another spoonful of pudding as Cliff sees something on TV.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Okay. IOkay ummthisI-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Me neither.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "3-2-1 oh!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweetie youre doing great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? You do? You do? (Looks) Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont say, \"Oh my God!\" Oh my God what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is that?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Go!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry, I cant!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you can!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Lets go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant. Please, you do it for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Come on letsOne more time! One final push! Ready? 123! (Rachel pushes so hard her head snaps up head-butting Ross and knocking him down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(from the floor) Keep pushing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh shesshes perfect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its okay. Theyre just-theyre just wrapping her up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Well be careful with her, shes really tiny.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, not yet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello baby girl.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can we come in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There she is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, shes so beautiful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here. (Hands her to Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Yknow what I mean! Shes this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees anduh-oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I dont see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the matter now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was reliving it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh. (Hands her back to Rachel.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh actually, we-weve narrowed it down to two names.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Umm, okay uheveryonethisis Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So then I guess Ferdinad is out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What was the other one Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, Delilah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what are we going to do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its okay honey, youll find a name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ive had them picked out since I was fourteen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, its gonna be named after some snack or baked good isnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well tell us! What are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, okay. If its a boy its Daniel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And if its a girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want to say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Its Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Take it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its clearly an Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh honey, but you love that name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That was amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well ThatsyknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be thethe beginning of something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Janice!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no. No.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ummthat kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But wewe gotta be careful. Wewe cant let that happen again, yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Is she in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look at Emma!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just cant decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Itsits complicated okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah thats true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work outI could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thatsnow me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, exactly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. (Pause) Or you might get everything youve wanted since you were fifteen.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is it? Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really its nothing. Im just", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach come on, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, how long was I watching that woman?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im just saying that yknow, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody andhes gonna have his own life. Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, listen to me, listen to meyou are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey. Honey what would I do without you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You dont have to worry about that okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under Rosss coat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So uhI guess we shouldmake it official huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Look Rach(Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. I meant no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look whos here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "He pulled a quarter out of my ear!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Aunt Liddys coming? That means we get five dollars each!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I still need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To see if know what these guys are talking about.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Isnt she beautiful?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What about Ben?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude I just did something terrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was you?! I thought it was Jack!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why does she think that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it kinda looked like I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Again, what?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As we all are at some point during the day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wasnt my ring! It fell out of Rosss jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! I know its awful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what did she say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(happily) She said yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does Ross know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe you dont have to tell him anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I like that. Yeah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want a baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, weve been over this. I need to be facing the other way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im so tired. (She starts kissing him.) Yeah okay, but no foreplay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deal!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you all right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh I think I just got engaged.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! He did it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Welldid you know he was gonna ask me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? Im like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you really think this is a good idea?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! Even Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Especially Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. Ill guess justIll come back. (Ross exits followed by Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There he goes, your fiance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Although he does play with himself in his sleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant say that Im surprised.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad, what are you doing?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It cant be me, Im standing right here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Were not peeking? (Follows him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello sir, you know Monica.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey uh, is it okay to come in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course! Oh Joey, this ring Iits beautiful I love it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(watching) Yowsa! (Looks away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Lord.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry honey, what were you saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I dont really know her.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To God) Are you kidding me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! Maybe shes crazy! (Storms out.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey! Wait up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations! I didnt want to say anything in front of Joey cause I didnt know if he knew yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We havent done the secret thing in a long time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didnt propose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) I am a doctor! Yknow what? Im just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Yknow Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt give her that ring!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So whose ring is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its mine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is it an engagement ring?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you didnt give it to her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you were going to propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh, I might be losing interest in this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybekindawanted ahstartthings up again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I didnt! I didnt propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I havent slept in forty hours andit does sound like something I would do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, we cant stay in here forever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasnt for fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wasnt fun?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "The truth is, Dad, were-were trying.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, thats okay dad, we-we can wait until later.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Daddy?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats funny, this conversations how I got the bullet hole in my head.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont feel good right now.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. I need to tell you something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, nows a good time. Im on my way to have my ears cut off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey asked me marry him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey proposed to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I said yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You cant marry him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well do you love him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean whatever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, the question isdo you really want to marry Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt look at it. Stupid babys head was blocking most of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, its not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I dont want to hurt her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look, just do it gently.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I um I heard about the engagement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprised?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I umI didnt propose to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont think you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didnt propose to me. Joey did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Poor baby, youre so tired. Rach, I didnt propose to you, Joey didnt propose to you, and Chandler didnt propose to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey proposed to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can come back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes you did!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, technically, I didnt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then why did you give me a ring?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! Whoa-whoa, youyou gave her the ring?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did! And dont you say, \"No, I didnt!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa! You were down on one knee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didntI didnt propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then what did happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, what did happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you said, \"Will you marry me?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didnt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Ill tell you about it later. Be cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You were gonna propose to me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh No.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, step up! I proposed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you didnt!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats right. Theres a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe youre not going to propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Im not going to rush into anything!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes doing it Look, shes breast-feeding look!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at the ceiling) Ah, its beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (The nurse exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow, this feels weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wonderful weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey dont worry, it was my mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just thatMan! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes perfect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were so lucky.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We really are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma andIve been feeling", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. I know. Ive feeling", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Laughs nervously)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well, that Wow, okay, well, ummthen maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if weif Youre wearing the ring.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wh-whats that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you told Phoebe you were engaged.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you thought Joey proposed diddid you say yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You said youd marry Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Chandlers my oldest friend, but Joeys myNo! Ah! (points at Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooooo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel said shed marry you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No they ran out of \"Its a girl\" but I can fix this one, (She writes \"not\" in between its and a) See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. (Waking him up.) Honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey why dont you go lie down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whyre you so tired?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters with Emma) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe did the signs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh you guys thanks for doing this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look at all the stuff people sent!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey so wheres Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is he still mad at us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not fair! I cant do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Walter (nods).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Shes just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great, the pacifiers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the closet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The burping clogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Linen closet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The diapers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the hospital.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow you guys got a hospital? Fancy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure what kind?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blueberry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Blueberry it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, hes really not letting this go, is he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God how long do you think thats gonna last?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dunno, well he got over the \"We were on a break\" thing really quickly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know thats thats her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh god look at her sleeping. Oh, I love her so much! Oh, I think Im gonna wake her up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I can do whatever I want! I made her! (Waking Emma up.) Come on little girl, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Breaks your heart doesnt it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It really does how long do you think we have to stay?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep.", "role": "user" } ]