bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "I've been pretty good!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks, you look good too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no no... this is dangerous territory. Keep it clean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how's the piano playing going?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I've missed you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little \"Ross is dead\" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, come on, you know that's not true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly!! (sits back down at his laptop and starts typing)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Original or crappy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Original.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, sorry haven't seen him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then what's that big lump under your covers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's Monica, ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to herself) Oh God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "... she's being unreasonable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It does?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? She... she loves me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you think I got him in the first place?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Who is this?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You didn't hear the speech!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're... weird!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh (realizes her pants are undone and zips them up)!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Damn it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And I blame you too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "There you go! Someone came!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, glad you could come.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in a mournful voice) Please, come in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yes, yes... let me... take your coat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "At least he died doing what he loved... watching blimps (he goes in the bedroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who is he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some guy, Tom Gordon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, did you know Ross well?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(a bit surprised) Yes, he is. Me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok! (shuts the door behind Tom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I look like a man??", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sceptical) Yeah...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Kori? Kori Weston?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! You look amazing!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are married though.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood! (lets her in)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I didn't know Ross and you were so close.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sure that would mean a lot to him. And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But ehm...what is it not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And what else is it not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey will you get me tickets too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't wanna win the lottery?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Still on Amelia Earhart?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman just vanished!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like those odds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah so get ready to hear alot of ehm...boohaki, goshdarnit and brotherpucker.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know she's gonna start talking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kinda like Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pie eating contest?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling)That was a good day!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm parked in a garage on Morton!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panting)They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(not yelling anymore)I was?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I did?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She dropped off a casserole?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! The casserole lady.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(hysterical)Don't touch the phone! I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!! (picks up the phone)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica)Think he washed his hands?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica)What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Tough odds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(mockingly)Yeah if only it were a sure thing like your 24 state lottery!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling)Look who's coming around!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still on the phone)Damnit. Alright call me when you know more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excited)Did you get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One of the slots got filled.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Still excited)By you!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sense the tone! No that kid Nate got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, there's two spots left right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(excited)Hey you guys! Ok, you're not going to believe this! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(mockingly)A psychic AND a wishbone? Guys! Give someone else a chance!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, who wants to do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, hey Rach?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I hope I win!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right! .. but we \"know\" what you're wishing for!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can't really say!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(slightly irritated)I'm not really comfortable with these questions!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "One, two, three!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I won, hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, you're not gonna win.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like \"oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape\" and you're gonna be all like \"oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can see the headline now", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why would I eat my own arm?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I know that you think the lottery is \"boohaki\" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get a room!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, probably just invest it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Calm down ...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, did I say \"invest it\"? I meant \"be cool and piss it all away\" (Joey and Chandler pleased)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't really care about the Knicks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(touched) You would do that? I never get picked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel \"Mommy\" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her first word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me \"Daddy\" too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, I like that, \"daddy\" (in a sexy tone)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I ... I was just talking about Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still in sexy tone) Oooh, is daddy getting angry? Is daddy gonna spank me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(tries to be sexy too) Well that depends ... have you been a baaad gi .. (stops) no I can't.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well no, Charlie's gonna get that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, don't say that! You got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's the boss's son.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, lottery!! (everybody cheers)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I have another idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, idea time is over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, well, are all the tickets in the bowl?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about the ones you have on the nightstand?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are no tickets on the nightstand!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, sense the tone!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, well, well, look what mommy found!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) I'll show you how.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your \"special\" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahhh! (shocked)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me finish ... (to everyone else) however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!! (takes tickets from Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's the man I married!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Rachel)! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together (takes the bowl from Ross and puts it on the table)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in pain) Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(trying to stop her) Hey, hey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(keeping on running and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH! (she stops) Fine, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this! (she goes out to the balcony)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, if she jumps, I get her tickets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no! (they all go towards the balcony but they get jammed in the window)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't come any closer!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, what's more important, your friends or money?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Money! (they all look at her) Friends...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra (takes some tickets out of her bra and gives them to Phoebe)...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go, go, go!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, we lost half of them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at the answering machine) Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, play them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, here we go! (he pushes the play button)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is..shhh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God, I am so sorry honey...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, she was just much better at job than me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, the drawing is about to start!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, it's a good idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on the phone) Goodnight sweetheart! I love you. And remember, you're daddy's little girl... (covering the phone, to Rachel) Phoebe's totally ruined that for me... (he passes the receiver to Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi mum, put her back on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we have one too!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We are on a roll, people!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(calling Rachel) Come on!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Check your numbers! Make me rich!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And what did she say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She said \"gleba\"!! (she celebrates)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Make me rich!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Isn't that amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why-why aren't you more excited?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Rach...oh...\"gleba\" is not a word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but of course it is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, what does it mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know all the words.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words (goes back to checking the tickets).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you did, gleba is a word!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, use it in a sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok... \"Emma just said gleba\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not a word!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up (she goes and picks up the dictionary).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm still looking through mine...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, the \"I'm sorry I rejected you\" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow (hangs up).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? (pause) Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You bet! No TV or anything! (she gets up from the sofa and goes to the kitchen area)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, what was the Powerball number again?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We won.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We won!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't tear it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still very excited) I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? You can have mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I guess if everybody else is...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sitting in a chair) Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I beg to differ (shows him her cup of coffee and her plate of cookies).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(hides her mouth behind the cup and speaks in the \"pigeon voice\" from before) Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! (pause) Seriously, stop staring at her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that was a disappointment...(pause) Oh, hey!D'you want to come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excited) Are you serious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, that was an honest mistake!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!(he starts to ape her)\"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?\" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that was an awesome day!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd love to!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, what happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good!Ok, good for you!Try to recapture the magic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you really that busy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) \"Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And tell them that in 2 weeks I will once again be a masseuse in good standing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the phone) \"Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?\" (pause) \"Oh, thank you very much!\" (hangs up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't have travel insurance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why don't you take Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, not if their room has two beds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(browsing the brochure) I guess...It still seems a little...(enthusiastically) moonlight boat ride!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Also so gay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, in my head he's done some pretty \"not-gay-stuff\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you!(she looks at the 3rd customer waiting for a compliment) You haven't said anything...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What musician?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Ol!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, \"You suck\" and \"shut up and go home\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen Phoebe...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is kind of a classy place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Ok, say no more.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(with a fancy dress, still playing and singing)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "New York.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a strange voice and eating candies) The big apple!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(high pitched voice) Check again please!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Not there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just give us the cheapest room you have.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's insane!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? (pause) We'll take it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, you're shaking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh screw her, that part is mine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Kiss me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kiss me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I'm saying...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "but, but..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "just... don't talk... (she kisses him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I've been pretty good!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks, you look good too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no no... this is dangerous territory. Keep it clean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how's the piano playing going?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I've missed you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little \"Ross is dead\" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, come on, you know that's not true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly!! (sits back down at his laptop and starts typing)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Original or crappy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Original.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, sorry haven't seen him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then what's that big lump under your covers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's Monica, ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to herself) Oh God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "... she's being unreasonable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It does?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? She... she loves me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you think I got him in the first place?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is this?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You didn't hear the speech!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You're... weird!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh (realizes her pants are undone and zips them up)!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Damn it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And I blame you too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "There you go! Someone came!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, glad you could come.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in a mournful voice) Please, come in.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yes, yes... let me... take your coat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "At least he died doing what he loved... watching blimps (he goes in the bedroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who is he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some guy, Tom Gordon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, did you know Ross well?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(a bit surprised) Yes, he is. Me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok! (shuts the door behind Tom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I look like a man??", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sceptical) Yeah...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kori? Kori Weston?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! You look amazing!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are married though.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood! (lets her in)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I didn't know Ross and you were so close.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sure that would mean a lot to him. And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But ehm...what is it not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And what else is it not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey will you get me tickets too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't wanna win the lottery?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Still on Amelia Earhart?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman just vanished!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like those odds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah so get ready to hear alot of ehm...boohaki, goshdarnit and brotherpucker.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know she's gonna start talking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kinda like Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pie eating contest?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling)That was a good day!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm parked in a garage on Morton!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panting)They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(not yelling anymore)I was?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I did?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She dropped off a casserole?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! The casserole lady.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(hysterical)Don't touch the phone! I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!! (picks up the phone)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica)Think he washed his hands?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica)What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Tough odds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(mockingly)Yeah if only it were a sure thing like your 24 state lottery!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling)Look who's coming around!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still on the phone)Damnit. Alright call me when you know more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excited)Did you get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One of the slots got filled.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Still excited)By you!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sense the tone! No that kid Nate got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, there's two spots left right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(excited)Hey you guys! Ok, you're not going to believe this! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(mockingly)A psychic AND a wishbone? Guys! Give someone else a chance!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, who wants to do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, hey Rach?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I hope I win!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right! .. but we \"know\" what you're wishing for!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can't really say!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(slightly irritated)I'm not really comfortable with these questions!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "One, two, three!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I won, hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, you're not gonna win.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like \"oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape\" and you're gonna be all like \"oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can see the headline now", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why would I eat my own arm?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I know that you think the lottery is \"boohaki\" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get a room!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, probably just invest it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Calm down ...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, did I say \"invest it\"? I meant \"be cool and piss it all away\" (Joey and Chandler pleased)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't really care about the Knicks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(touched) You would do that? I never get picked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel \"Mommy\" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her first word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me \"Daddy\" too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, I like that, \"daddy\" (in a sexy tone)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I ... I was just talking about Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still in sexy tone) Oooh, is daddy getting angry? Is daddy gonna spank me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(tries to be sexy too) Well that depends ... have you been a baaad gi .. (stops) no I can't.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well no, Charlie's gonna get that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, don't say that! You got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's the boss's son.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, lottery!! (everybody cheers)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I have another idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, idea time is over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, well, are all the tickets in the bowl?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about the ones you have on the nightstand?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are no tickets on the nightstand!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, sense the tone!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, well, well, look what mommy found!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) I'll show you how.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your \"special\" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahhh! (shocked)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me finish ... (to everyone else) however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!! (takes tickets from Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's the man I married!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Rachel)! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together (takes the bowl from Ross and puts it on the table)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in pain) Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(trying to stop her) Hey, hey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(keeping on running and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH! (she stops) Fine, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this! (she goes out to the balcony)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, if she jumps, I get her tickets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no! (they all go towards the balcony but they get jammed in the window)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Don't come any closer!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, what's more important, your friends or money?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Money! (they all look at her) Friends...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra (takes some tickets out of her bra and gives them to Phoebe)...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go, go, go!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, we lost half of them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at the answering machine) Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, play them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, here we go! (he pushes the play button)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is..shhh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God, I am so sorry honey...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, she was just much better at job than me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, the drawing is about to start!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, it's a good idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on the phone) Goodnight sweetheart! I love you. And remember, you're daddy's little girl... (covering the phone, to Rachel) Phoebe's totally ruined that for me... (he passes the receiver to Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi mum, put her back on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we have one too!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We are on a roll, people!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(calling Rachel) Come on!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Check your numbers! Make me rich!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And what did she say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She said \"gleba\"!! (she celebrates)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Make me rich!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Isn't that amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why-why aren't you more excited?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Rach...oh...\"gleba\" is not a word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but of course it is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, what does it mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know all the words.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words (goes back to checking the tickets).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you did, gleba is a word!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, use it in a sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok... \"Emma just said gleba\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not a word!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up (she goes and picks up the dictionary).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm still looking through mine...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, the \"I'm sorry I rejected you\" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow (hangs up).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? (pause) Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You bet! No TV or anything! (she gets up from the sofa and goes to the kitchen area)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, what was the Powerball number again?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We won.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We won!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Don't tear it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still very excited) I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? You can have mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I guess if everybody else is...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sitting in a chair) Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I beg to differ (shows him her cup of coffee and her plate of cookies).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(hides her mouth behind the cup and speaks in the \"pigeon voice\" from before) Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! (pause) Seriously, stop staring at her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that was a disappointment...(pause) Oh, hey!D'you want to come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excited) Are you serious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, that was an honest mistake!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!(he starts to ape her)\"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?\" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that was an awesome day!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd love to!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, what happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good!Ok, good for you!Try to recapture the magic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you really that busy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) \"Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And tell them that in 2 weeks I will once again be a masseuse in good standing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the phone) \"Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?\" (pause) \"Oh, thank you very much!\" (hangs up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't have travel insurance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why don't you take Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, not if their room has two beds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(browsing the brochure) I guess...It still seems a little...(enthusiastically) moonlight boat ride!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Also so gay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, in my head he's done some pretty \"not-gay-stuff\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you!(she looks at the 3rd customer waiting for a compliment) You haven't said anything...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What musician?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Ol!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, \"You suck\" and \"shut up and go home\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen Phoebe...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is kind of a classy place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Ok, say no more.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(with a fancy dress, still playing and singing)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "New York.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a strange voice and eating candies) The big apple!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(high pitched voice) Check again please!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Not there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just give us the cheapest room you have.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's insane!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? (pause) We'll take it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, you're shaking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh screw her, that part is mine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) Kiss me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kiss me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I'm saying...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "but, but..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "just... don't talk... (she kisses him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!", "role": "user" } ]