bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we're not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our co...
[ { "content": "So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) What room should we see next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Any room that isn't...
[ { "content": "(quivering with anger) I did not care for that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I forgot my bat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I can explain... Joey...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that's really ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the Charity guy) We're back!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. (she gives the check and pulls it back again) No... Oh God... Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But... but... but we're giving you this!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, is that you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wrong number?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list."...
[ { "content": "Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Ok...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "(more confident) Ok...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A-alright! I can do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little ...
[ { "content": "ROSS!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We need to talk to you about something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgi...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.", ...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, happy needless-turkey-murder day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pi...
[ { "content": "Hey Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's Emma doing today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. W...
[ { "content": "(Chandler's laughing) Did someone drop the baton again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she tastes what she has cooked) I don't get older. I just get better!", "role": "assistant" }...
[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, I wanted him to guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't leave now! There was this one...
[ { "content": "Oh, Bob, get off the guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! What a game, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe Chandler is missing this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How late are we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forty-five minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(handing him his coat) Here!", "role": "assistant" ...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are not at Thanksgiving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we're late!", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(peeping) They're out there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and the...
[ { "content": "Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this", "role"...
[ { "content": "Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, let's just go in there and face them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.", "role": "assistant" }...
[ { "content": "It's locked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please...
[ { "content": "No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Roll...
[ { "content": "Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FO...
[ { "content": "That's all the turkey you're gonna get.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How are we gonna decide who gets this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holds his fist up) WATER BALLOON! (he stuffs the slice in is mouth and gives the foil back to Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are we gonna do? I'm starving.", "role": "assistant"...
[ { "content": "Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. (they all look appalled)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's worse than no food.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stinky?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please let me stay on this side of the door.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! It all looks so beautiful", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The cranberries...?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Enough! A monkey could have made 'em!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the h...
[ { "content": "I feel terrible.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The floating heads do make a good point.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty...
[ { "content": "So bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dessert?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the ...
[ { "content": "Grand Supreme Little Darling?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulatioooons!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing ...
[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh! I'm stuck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, that is not gonna work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll pull you through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "c...
[ { "content": "Here you go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that smells good!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, try it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It isn't working.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you ever feel your ears?", "role": "assistant" ...
[ { "content": "Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's really starting to hurt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door an...
[ { "content": "Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on guys, PUSH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My cranberries!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at himself) Man, I've got food all over me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very emotional) I don't care.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was the adoption agency...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "WE'RE GETTING A BABY!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious? (they hug)"...
[ { "content": "I'm so happy for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Have you considered pageanting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys \"R\" Us... She was in stock!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is the exact same t...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, right! Your adoption interview!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, we...
[ { "content": "(to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "S...
[ { "content": "Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, we're gonna be great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're gonna be great.", ...
[ { "content": "Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's what our friends call us.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know about that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(astonished) I don't think that's exactly...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Thats it? Thats why you wont go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, look! Its not about a few fries... its about what the fries represent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" ...
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Oh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank God youre here. Listen to this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey and my friend were out last night and...
[ { "content": "What? You know about the plate thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. Joey doesnt share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You wouldnt let her ...
[ { "content": "(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I still think that its a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "You know, we should just go, Im not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, this place is great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, come on, Im not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks o...
[ { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and theres a sign on the back of the jacket, boys will be boys) Boys will be boys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? They will be!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, thats it, Im ...
[ { "content": "So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wifes a reverend, thats important to you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Amen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, good hands. (she holds Chandler hands) Healing hands.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It says Do it!. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-ot for me it doesnt.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You should be. Youre really on top of stuff..", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we're not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our co...

[ { "content": "So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) What room should we see next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Any room that isn't...

[ { "content": "(quivering with anger) I did not care for that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.", "role": "user" }, { ...

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I forgot my bat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I can explain... Joey...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that's really ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the Charity guy) We're back!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. (she gives the check and pulls it back again) No... Oh God... Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But... but... but we're giving you this!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, is that you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wrong number?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list."...

[ { "content": "Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Ok...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...

[ { "content": "(more confident) Ok...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A-alright! I can do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little ...

[ { "content": "ROSS!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We need to talk to you about something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgi...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.", ...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, happy needless-turkey-murder day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pi...

[ { "content": "Hey Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's Emma doing today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. W...

[ { "content": "(Chandler's laughing) Did someone drop the baton again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she tastes what she has cooked) I don't get older. I just get better!", "role": "assistant" }...

[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, I wanted him to guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't leave now! There was this one...

[ { "content": "Oh, Bob, get off the guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! What a game, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe Chandler is missing this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...

[ { "content": "Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How late are we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forty-five minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(handing him his coat) Here!", "role": "assistant" ...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are not at Thanksgiving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we're late!", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...

[ { "content": "Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(peeping) They're out there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and the...

[ { "content": "Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this", "role"...

[ { "content": "Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, let's just go in there and face them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.", "role": "assistant" }...

[ { "content": "It's locked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please...

[ { "content": "No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Roll...

[ { "content": "Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FO...

[ { "content": "That's all the turkey you're gonna get.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How are we gonna decide who gets this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holds his fist up) WATER BALLOON! (he stuffs the slice in is mouth and gives the foil back to Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are we gonna do? I'm starving.", "role": "assistant"...

[ { "content": "Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. (they all look appalled)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's worse than no food.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stinky?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please let me stay on this side of the door.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! It all looks so beautiful", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "The cranberries...?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Enough! A monkey could have made 'em!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the h...

[ { "content": "I feel terrible.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The floating heads do make a good point.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty...

[ { "content": "So bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dessert?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the ...

[ { "content": "Grand Supreme Little Darling?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulatioooons!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing ...

[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-oh! I'm stuck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, that is not gonna work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll pull you through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "c...

[ { "content": "Here you go!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that smells good!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, try it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It isn't working.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you ever feel your ears?", "role": "assistant" ...

[ { "content": "Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's really starting to hurt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door an...

[ { "content": "Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on guys, PUSH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My cranberries!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at himself) Man, I've got food all over me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very emotional) I don't care.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was the adoption agency...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "WE'RE GETTING A BABY!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious? (they hug)"...

[ { "content": "I'm so happy for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Have you considered pageanting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content...

[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys \"R\" Us... She was in stock!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is the exact same t...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, right! Your adoption interview!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, we...

[ { "content": "(to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "S...

[ { "content": "Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, we're gonna be great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're gonna be great.", ...

[ { "content": "Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's what our friends call us.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know about that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(astonished) I don't think that's exactly...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...

[ { "content": "Thats it? Thats why you wont go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, look! Its not about a few fries... its about what the fries represent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" ...

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Oh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank God youre here. Listen to this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey and my friend were out last night and...

[ { "content": "What? You know about the plate thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. Joey doesnt share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You wouldnt let her ...

[ { "content": "(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I still think that its a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!", "role": "user" ...

[ { "content": "You know, we should just go, Im not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, this place is great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, come on, Im not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks o...

[ { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and theres a sign on the back of the jacket, boys will be boys) Boys will be boys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? They will be!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, thats it, Im ...

[ { "content": "So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wifes a reverend, thats important to you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Amen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, good hands. (she holds Chandler hands) Healing hands.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It says Do it!. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-ot for me it doesnt.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You should be. Youre really on top of stuff..", "role": "assistant" } ]