bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we're not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We don't have a code word.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) What room should we see next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Any room that isn't behind this couch! (laughs nervously)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(quivering with anger) I did not care for that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok! (He leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I forgot my bat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I can explain... Joey...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that's really ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the Charity guy) We're back!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. (she gives the check and pulls it back again) No... Oh God... Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But... but... but we're giving you this!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, is that you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wrong number?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Ok...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reluctantly) Ok... O-k...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(more confident) Ok...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A-alright! I can do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's because he's on your neck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well... (realizes, screaming like a little girl, trying to get rid of the spider) Whaa... aaah... aaahhh...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "ROSS!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We need to talk to you about something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no! We made this decision together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's putting words in your mouth!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it's not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not? (whispering to Ross) When was she born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. It's just as well... I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You are way off, lady!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, happy needless-turkey-murder day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not making the pies yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you at least win the contest?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can't wait!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year \"me\"!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's Emma doing today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh... okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a thousand dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I was thinking...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Chandler's laughing) Did someone drop the baton again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she tastes what she has cooked) I don't get older. I just get better!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't know that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Somebody is gonna pick us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Name one of his books.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after a long pause) \"The Firm\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing \"high profile\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tell me more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, I wanted him to guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they're great seats too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guess where they are?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Center ice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did I do something to you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, the game's at one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, two times that happened!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's right, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, I guess. Alright, so see you at four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (pause) And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. Or should I say... chanberries!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're still going at the game, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(panicking) But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you have to calm down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You heard them say that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good! Oh yay! Let's get down to business! Emma needs some makeup!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she's gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Phoebe, I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I already did!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Bob, get off the guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! What a game, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe Chandler is missing this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhhh! These seats are great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One more fight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How late are we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forty-five minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(handing him his coat) Here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You may want to lose the foam finger!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are not at Thanksgiving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we're late!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're late too! (Rachel screams)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, where were you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I won!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You won an adult Thanksgiving day spelling bee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! (spells it) Y-E-S. Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see this... (he takes the trophy from Rachel's hands) Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. That's me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You entered Emma into a Beauty Pageant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And it looks like she put makeup on her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a second, wait a second, where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She won a thousand dollars!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So this is an annual thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(realizing) Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, what are we gonna say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, we'll say that we were mugged! You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. Here (he tears off the pocket from Ross' shirt, and tears off everything below that as well.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) HEY!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(peeping) They're out there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(peeping) Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says \"Rangers\" on it. They went to the game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking through the peephole again) Ross' shirt is torn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) Who do you think its from?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, let's just go in there and face them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hate that thing, it's like a... bolt of lightning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling from ear to ear) Ah-haah! I win!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's fire. Beats everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? (She places her hand over his \"fire\" and mimics a bursting water balloon, thus putting the fire out).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh! Well played, Phoebe Buffay, well played.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, enough, enough, come on. Let's just all go in at the same time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's locked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Rolling her eyes) Nothing. It's fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(relieved) Oh thank God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!! (takes it off his hand and throws it on the floor)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that. (Ross picks it up)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's all the turkey you're gonna get.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How are we gonna decide who gets this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holds his fist up) WATER BALLOON! (he stuffs the slice in is mouth and gives the foil back to Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are we gonna do? I'm starving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. (they all look appalled)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's worse than no food.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stinky?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please let me stay on this side of the door.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling ya... (his eyes open wide and he looks like his eyes are about to pop out. He stares at Ross like this without blinking) I can do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Staring back, and then breaks off) (To Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, he can do it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! It all looks so beautiful", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The cranberries...?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Enough! A monkey could have made 'em!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the hall) Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I feel terrible.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The floating heads do make a good point.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So bad.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dessert?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Grand Supreme Little Darling?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulatioooons!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really girls, not cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a day to be thankful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross, mouthing) Don't make me come up there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's too late for apologies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! Let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ewww, is that what that is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! I'll cook!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Let's go out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You three have a nice Thanksgiving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The three of us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh! I'm stuck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, that is not gonna work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll pull you through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A little late for that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm, we've got turkey grease.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bring it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just wanna say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a seperate person...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Here you go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that smells good!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, try it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It isn't working.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you ever feel your ears?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Interesting...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, where are your tools?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do, but Rachel borrowed them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I lent them to Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gave them to Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I left them at the park.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at Joey's butt) I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've already stuffed a bunch of Brussel sprouts down his pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's really starting to hurt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just a sec., we're kind in the middle of something here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on guys, PUSH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My cranberries!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at himself) Man, I've got food all over me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very emotional) I don't care.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was the adoption agency...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "WE'RE GETTING A BABY!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious? (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm so happy for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Have you considered pageanting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know how you feel...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys \"R\" Us... She was in stock!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is the exact same thing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, right! Your adoption interview!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And so incorrect!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, she's gonna love you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a lot could still get in our way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you gonna name the baby?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So we're standing firm on the 'not getting our hopes up'?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So... who's your friend?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OW, why, why, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mandy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mandy, uh? Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know why I don't remember her, huh? (he winks at Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you think I'm someone else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at himself) Growth!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine, I'll give you her number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "SARAH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Saraaah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "C'mon! This looks good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can see why, nice shirt!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're wearing the same shirt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stupid Gap on every corner!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, we're gonna be great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're gonna be great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well... obviously!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's what our friends call us.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know about that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(astonished) I don't think that's exactly...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? Sarah's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats it? Thats why you wont go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, look! Its not about a few fries... its about what the fries represent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "ALL FOOD!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I cant believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just dont order a Garden salad and then eat my food! Thats a good way to lose some fingers!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Oh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank God youre here. Listen to this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, no!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? You know about the plate thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. Joey doesnt share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You wouldnt let her have a grape?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! Not me! Emma!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I still think that its a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! Ill order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, we should just go, Im not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, this place is great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, come on, Im not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and theres a sign on the back of the jacket, boys will be boys) Boys will be boys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? They will be!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, thats it, Im getting out of here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, theres other stuff. Heres a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and Im... Im gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and shes gonna go nuts for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, youre saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wifes a reverend, thats important to you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Amen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, good hands. (she holds Chandler hands) Healing hands.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It says Do it!. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-ot for me it doesnt.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You should be. Youre really on top of stuff..", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we're not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We don't have a code word.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) What room should we see next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Any room that isn't behind this couch! (laughs nervously)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(quivering with anger) I did not care for that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok! (He leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I forgot my bat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I can explain... Joey...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that's really ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the Charity guy) We're back!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. (she gives the check and pulls it back again) No... Oh God... Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But... but... but we're giving you this!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, is that you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wrong number?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) Ok...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reluctantly) Ok... O-k...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(more confident) Ok...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A-alright! I can do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's because he's on your neck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well... (realizes, screaming like a little girl, trying to get rid of the spider) Whaa... aaah... aaahhh...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "ROSS!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We need to talk to you about something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no! We made this decision together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's putting words in your mouth!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it's not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not? (whispering to Ross) When was she born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. It's just as well... I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You are way off, lady!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, happy needless-turkey-murder day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not making the pies yourself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you at least win the contest?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can't wait!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year \"me\"!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's Emma doing today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh... okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a thousand dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I was thinking...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Chandler's laughing) Did someone drop the baton again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she tastes what she has cooked) I don't get older. I just get better!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't know that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Somebody is gonna pick us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Name one of his books.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after a long pause) \"The Firm\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing \"high profile\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tell me more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, I wanted him to guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they're great seats too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guess where they are?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Center ice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did I do something to you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, the game's at one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, two times that happened!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's right, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, I guess. Alright, so see you at four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (pause) And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. Or should I say... chanberries!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're still going at the game, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(panicking) But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you have to calm down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You heard them say that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good! Oh yay! Let's get down to business! Emma needs some makeup!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she's gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Phoebe, I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I already did!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Bob, get off the guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! What a game, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe Chandler is missing this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhhh! These seats are great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One more fight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How late are we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forty-five minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(handing him his coat) Here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You may want to lose the foam finger!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are not at Thanksgiving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we're late!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're late too! (Rachel screams)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, where were you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I won!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You won an adult Thanksgiving day spelling bee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! (spells it) Y-E-S. Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see this... (he takes the trophy from Rachel's hands) Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. That's me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You entered Emma into a Beauty Pageant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And it looks like she put makeup on her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a second, wait a second, where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She won a thousand dollars!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So this is an annual thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(realizing) Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, what are we gonna say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, we'll say that we were mugged! You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. Here (he tears off the pocket from Ross' shirt, and tears off everything below that as well.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) HEY!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(peeping) They're out there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(peeping) Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says \"Rangers\" on it. They went to the game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking through the peephole again) Ross' shirt is torn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) Who do you think its from?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, let's just go in there and face them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hate that thing, it's like a... bolt of lightning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling from ear to ear) Ah-haah! I win!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's fire. Beats everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? (She places her hand over his \"fire\" and mimics a bursting water balloon, thus putting the fire out).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh! Well played, Phoebe Buffay, well played.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, enough, enough, come on. Let's just all go in at the same time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's locked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Rolling her eyes) Nothing. It's fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(relieved) Oh thank God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!! (takes it off his hand and throws it on the floor)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that. (Ross picks it up)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's all the turkey you're gonna get.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How are we gonna decide who gets this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holds his fist up) WATER BALLOON! (he stuffs the slice in is mouth and gives the foil back to Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are we gonna do? I'm starving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. (they all look appalled)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's worse than no food.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stinky?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please let me stay on this side of the door.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling ya... (his eyes open wide and he looks like his eyes are about to pop out. He stares at Ross like this without blinking) I can do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Staring back, and then breaks off) (To Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, he can do it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! It all looks so beautiful", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "The cranberries...?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Enough! A monkey could have made 'em!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the hall) Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I feel terrible.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The floating heads do make a good point.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So bad.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dessert?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Grand Supreme Little Darling?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulatioooons!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really girls, not cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a day to be thankful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross, mouthing) Don't make me come up there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's too late for apologies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! Let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ewww, is that what that is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! I'll cook!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Let's go out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You three have a nice Thanksgiving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The three of us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-oh! I'm stuck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, that is not gonna work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll pull you through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A little late for that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm, we've got turkey grease.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bring it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just wanna say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a seperate person...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Here you go!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that smells good!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, try it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It isn't working.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you ever feel your ears?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Interesting...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, where are your tools?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do, but Rachel borrowed them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I lent them to Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gave them to Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I left them at the park.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at Joey's butt) I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've already stuffed a bunch of Brussel sprouts down his pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's really starting to hurt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just a sec., we're kind in the middle of something here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on guys, PUSH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My cranberries!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at himself) Man, I've got food all over me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very emotional) I don't care.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was the adoption agency...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "WE'RE GETTING A BABY!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious? (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm so happy for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Have you considered pageanting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know how you feel...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys \"R\" Us... She was in stock!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is the exact same thing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, right! Your adoption interview!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And so incorrect!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, she's gonna love you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a lot could still get in our way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you gonna name the baby?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So we're standing firm on the 'not getting our hopes up'?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So... who's your friend?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OW, why, why, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mandy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mandy, uh? Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know why I don't remember her, huh? (he winks at Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you think I'm someone else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at himself) Growth!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine, I'll give you her number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "SARAH!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Saraaah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "C'mon! This looks good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can see why, nice shirt!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're wearing the same shirt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stupid Gap on every corner!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, we're gonna be great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're gonna be great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well... obviously!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's what our friends call us.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know about that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(astonished) I don't think that's exactly...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? Sarah's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats it? Thats why you wont go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, look! Its not about a few fries... its about what the fries represent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "ALL FOOD!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I cant believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just dont order a Garden salad and then eat my food! Thats a good way to lose some fingers!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Oh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank God youre here. Listen to this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, no!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? You know about the plate thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. Joey doesnt share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You wouldnt let her have a grape?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! Not me! Emma!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I still think that its a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! Ill order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, we should just go, Im not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, this place is great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, come on, Im not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and theres a sign on the back of the jacket, boys will be boys) Boys will be boys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? They will be!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, thats it, Im getting out of here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, theres other stuff. Heres a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and Im... Im gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and shes gonna go nuts for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, youre saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wifes a reverend, thats important to you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Amen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, good hands. (she holds Chandler hands) Healing hands.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It says Do it!. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-ot for me it doesnt.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You should be. Youre really on top of stuff..", "role": "assistant" } ]