bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "We dont?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!",...
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "(to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out...
[ { "content": "We are NOT signing those papers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God works in mysterious ways.", "role": "ass...
[ { "content": "Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarahs fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Spotting her movements takes her hand into his own) You are beautiful, you know that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience with her) okay.. (she takes her hand back)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from th...
[ { "content": "Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Jokingly) Well, stuffed clams.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(More to himself than anyone else) So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy. (pushes it aside)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, sure. No problem.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure I do. (holding up his own dessert) Coule?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughing) Really?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the torte) Stop staring at me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why, just a tiny little...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm not even sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pointing to a picture on the table) I-Is... Is that a picture?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, doctor!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) \"bore false witness\"... See I could be a reverend.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Erica wait!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And whe...
[ { "content": "You still want that baby?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "God bless you Chandler Bing!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(nods) So, why are you still wearing it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh... Not so good.", ...
[ { "content": "(shouting to Ross) JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My God, get a room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, how cute!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, she looks just like a little doll!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was in the car with Nancy all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nancy doesnt smoke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "I just cant see Chandler cheating!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler? Fo...
[ { "content": "Oh, look at her, so happy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, hes picking up dinner, why, whats ...
[ { "content": "We think Chandler might be having an affair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood wa...
[ { "content": "Actually, we already found a house we love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And about an hour ago, we made an offer.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You put an offer on a house?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees... (gets cut off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha..? Again with the na...
[ { "content": "(talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't wa...
[ { "content": "That money is mine, Green!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're fly is open, Geller!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, that'...
[ { "content": "[looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow, that had to hurt!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Every year.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I put it on to scare Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Monica...
[ { "content": "Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's Joey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooohh thats interesting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you win, we give up the birds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Dah!! (Chan...
[ { "content": "What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big fat goalie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dangerous Liaisons.", "...
[ { "content": "Everyday use.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy guest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two seconds...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "Ow...Oh Gosh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its umm, it has something to do with transponding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh-oh, hes a transponcetranspondst...
[ { "content": "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is not true. She did! She forced me!", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "What the hell are doing?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, \"What were you thinking?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you guys, I dont mean ...
[ { "content": "Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow, I-I...
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She really left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. (He kisses her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No problem roomie. (She turns aroun...
[ { "content": "Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been ...
[ { "content": "And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a crappy New Year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here, here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You can't move. You just... you just can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't afford that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the...
[ { "content": "I'm really sorry you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.", "role"...
[ { "content": "I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We got the house.", ...
[ { "content": "Rachel, this is yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aah! Why? What are these for?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You'll see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, everybody open them!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love this. (he got a...
[ { "content": "(speaking with his mouth full, enjoying his sandwich) What did they say?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, let me tell them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "...
[ { "content": "So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.", "...
[ { "content": "Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awesome, the name really stands out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks to a little something called \"Helvetica Bold 24 point\"!", ...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Missy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, our band is playing on Friday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called \"Way! No Way!\".", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "Fresh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Boss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mint!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.", "role": "assist...
[ { "content": "Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your hands are shaking....
[ { "content": "(to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on the screen there's the word \"Supermarket\") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, \"notebook\") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...", "ro...
[ { "content": "Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for. (time's finished) OOOH!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Thank you so much for this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, d'you like it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We dont?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!",...

[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?", "role": "user" }, { "content...

[ { "content": "(to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out...

[ { "content": "We are NOT signing those papers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God works in mysterious ways.", "role": "ass...

[ { "content": "Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarahs fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Spotting her movements takes her hand into his own) You are beautiful, you know that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience with her) okay.. (she takes her hand back)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from th...

[ { "content": "Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Jokingly) Well, stuffed clams.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(More to himself than anyone else) So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy. (pushes it aside)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, sure. No problem.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure I do. (holding up his own dessert) Coule?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughing) Really?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the torte) Stop staring at me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why, just a tiny little...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm not even sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pointing to a picture on the table) I-Is... Is that a picture?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, doctor!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) \"bore false witness\"... See I could be a reverend.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Erica wait!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And whe...

[ { "content": "You still want that baby?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "God bless you Chandler Bing!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(nods) So, why are you still wearing it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh... Not so good.", ...

[ { "content": "(shouting to Ross) JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My God, get a room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...

[ { "content": "You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, how cute!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, she looks just like a little doll!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was in the car with Nancy all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nancy doesnt smoke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...

[ { "content": "I just cant see Chandler cheating!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler? Fo...

[ { "content": "Oh, look at her, so happy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, hes picking up dinner, why, whats ...

[ { "content": "We think Chandler might be having an affair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.", "role": "user" ...

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood wa...

[ { "content": "Actually, we already found a house we love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And about an hour ago, we made an offer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You put an offer on a house?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees... (gets cut off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha..? Again with the na...

[ { "content": "(talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't wa...

[ { "content": "That money is mine, Green!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're fly is open, Geller!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, that'...

[ { "content": "[looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow, that had to hurt!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Every year.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I put it on to scare Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Monica...

[ { "content": "Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's Joey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooohh thats interesting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you win, we give up the birds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Dah!! (Chan...

[ { "content": "What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big fat goalie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dangerous Liaisons.", "...

[ { "content": "Everyday use.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy guest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two seconds...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...

[ { "content": "Ow...Oh Gosh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its umm, it has something to do with transponding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh-oh, hes a transponcetranspondst...

[ { "content": "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is not true. She did! She forced me!", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!", "role": "u...

[ { "content": "What the hell are doing?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, \"What were you thinking?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you guys, I dont mean ...

[ { "content": "Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow, I-I...

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She really left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. (He kisses her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No problem roomie. (She turns aroun...

[ { "content": "Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been ...

[ { "content": "And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a crappy New Year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here, here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You can't move. You just... you just can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.", "role": "user" }, ...

[ { "content": "Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't afford that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the...

[ { "content": "I'm really sorry you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.", "role"...

[ { "content": "I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We got the house.", ...

[ { "content": "Rachel, this is yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aah! Why? What are these for?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You'll see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, everybody open them!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love this. (he got a...

[ { "content": "(speaking with his mouth full, enjoying his sandwich) What did they say?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, let me tell them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "...

[ { "content": "So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.", "...

[ { "content": "Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awesome, the name really stands out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks to a little something called \"Helvetica Bold 24 point\"!", ...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Missy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, our band is playing on Friday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called \"Way! No Way!\".", "role": "us...

[ { "content": "Fresh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Boss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mint!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.", "role": "assist...

[ { "content": "Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your hands are shaking....

[ { "content": "(to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on the screen there's the word \"Supermarket\") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, \"notebook\") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...", "ro...

[ { "content": "Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for. (time's finished) OOOH!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Thank you so much for this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, d'you like it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user"...

[ { "content": "Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points.", "role": "assistant" } ]