bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "We dont?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone IS the ladies!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We are NOT signing those papers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God works in mysterious ways.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have gotta stop!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But she liked us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your Veal Chop is $34,95!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh, honey..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sniffing) Maybe she will. Uh! Why couldn't I have been a Reverend?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're Jewish.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Technicality!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarahs fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Spotting her movements takes her hand into his own) You are beautiful, you know that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience with her) okay.. (she takes her hand back)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Jokingly) Well, stuffed clams.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(More to himself than anyone else) So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy. (pushes it aside)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, sure. No problem.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure I do. (holding up his own dessert) Coule?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughing) Really?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the torte) Stop staring at me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why, just a tiny little...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm not even sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pointing to a picture on the table) I-Is... Is that a picture?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, doctor!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) \"bore false witness\"... See I could be a reverend.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Erica wait!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You still want that baby?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "God bless you Chandler Bing!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(nods) So, why are you still wearing it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh... Not so good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(shouting to Ross) JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My God, get a room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with no hesitation) Sex!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at her) Seriously, answer faster!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said \"sex\" I wasn't thinking about \"sex with you\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Food.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you gotta pick one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, how cute!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, she looks just like a little doll!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no. That is a doll.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OH! He's having an affair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's not having an affair!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, I'm always right about these things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that doesn't mean anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well, let's see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(picking up the phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either \"Liar, Liar\" or \"Betrayal\", or... \"An Affair To Remember\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Those are all really old!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) \"Dude, Where's My Car?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glancing at her) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're in a caaar...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Geez!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(patting her bag) I got them!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was in the car with Nancy all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nancy doesnt smoke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? What do you think of the house?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its perfect. Its everything weve been looking for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Isnt it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont you love the huge yard?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the fireplace in the bedroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is bringing out a lovely color in you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Do you think we should get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. What do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think we should.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is huge!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How bad you wanna smoke, right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancys car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We dont. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Gooooood luck with it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I just cant see Chandler cheating!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just cant believe he would do this to Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, and with the baby coming?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, should we tell her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? Whod you seen him with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No one, Im just saying if... (Phoebe starts pinching him in his neck)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mikes a great guy, it was hypothetical!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. Youre right, he wouldnt cheat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Believe me, if I did see with someone, theres no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, look at her, so happy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, hes picking up dinner, why, whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, look, whatever happens, were here for you and we love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We think Chandler might be having an affair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They went in together. So sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God thats awful! What did you think of the house?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) You son of a bitch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's Nancy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah (motions them to sit and they do) I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you have a realtor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(clearly shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you're gonna move?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! (to Ross) I'm gonna thump you! (points his fist at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Actually, we already found a house we love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And about an hour ago, we made an offer.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You put an offer on a house?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees... (gets cut off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell are you doin'?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but so is this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can see where he'd have trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That money is mine, Green!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're fly is open, Geller!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "[looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow, that had to hurt!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Every year.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I put it on to scare Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It smells really bad in here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's Joey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooohh thats interesting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you win, we give up the birds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But if we win, we get your apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooooh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deal!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big fat goalie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dangerous Liaisons.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weekend at Bernies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Everyday use.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy guest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two seconds...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, 11!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "14?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, 19.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maurice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct, his profession was?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Space cowboy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct! What is Chandler Bings job?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow...Oh Gosh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its umm, it has something to do with transponding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh-oh, hes a transponcetranspondster!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not even a word!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is not true. She did! She forced me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, we would still be living here if hadnt gotten the question wrong!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it stupid, unfair question!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont blame the questions!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell are doing?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(panicking) Dude! He's right there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, \"What were you thinking?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, shell fold down the pages of the things she thinks that Id like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yknow, I dont want you to be cold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She really left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. (He kisses her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No problem roomie. (She turns around and hugs him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I ask you a question?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a crappy New Year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here, here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You can't move. You just... you just can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't afford that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, there you go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm really sorry you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You're gonna be okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we'll be okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's okay, we understand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We got the house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just didn't want to tell you in front of them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! My God! We've got the house !?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a baby...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're growing up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We sure are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So who's gonna tell them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quickly) Not it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not it! Damn it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel, this is yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aah! Why? What are these for?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You'll see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, everybody open them!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love this. (he got a sweater)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A meatball Sub? Thanks! (he got a meatball sandwich)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Enjoy!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(speaking with his mouth full, enjoying his sandwich) What did they say?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, let me tell them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Which one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Things you find in the ocean, (to Joey) You're gonna be on \"Pyramid\"!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Except for \"Match game\"...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or \"Win, Lose or Draw\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What did I marry into?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very excited) Yeah-uh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(singing) \"I'm a little bit country\"...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(singing) \"...and I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) I'm leaving you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking around) Did I go to this school?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks over at her) Sure, nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude. You're married to my sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right, by saying \"nice\" I'm virtually licking her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I hear she's single again, d'you think I should ask her out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you asking permission to break the pact?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes please.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awesome, the name really stands out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks to a little something called \"Helvetica Bold 24 point\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Missy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, our band is playing on Friday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called \"Way! No Way!\".", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fresh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Boss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mint!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, I was gonna ask her out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I said it first, bro.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I thought it first, Holmes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) Look, if you did...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally. I had sex in High school...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too. I'm good at it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Those are the pacts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh... maybe not you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your hands are shaking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, and I can't stop sweating. (he walks towards Missy)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on the screen there's the word \"Supermarket\") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, \"notebook\") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for. (time's finished) OOOH!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Thank you so much for this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, d'you like it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pee's flying about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We dont?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone IS the ladies!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We are NOT signing those papers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God works in mysterious ways.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have gotta stop!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But she liked us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your Veal Chop is $34,95!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh, honey..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sniffing) Maybe she will. Uh! Why couldn't I have been a Reverend?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're Jewish.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Technicality!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarahs fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Spotting her movements takes her hand into his own) You are beautiful, you know that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience with her) okay.. (she takes her hand back)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Jokingly) Well, stuffed clams.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(More to himself than anyone else) So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy. (pushes it aside)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, sure. No problem.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure I do. (holding up his own dessert) Coule?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughing) Really?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the torte) Stop staring at me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why, just a tiny little...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm not even sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pointing to a picture on the table) I-Is... Is that a picture?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, doctor!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) \"bore false witness\"... See I could be a reverend.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Erica wait!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You still want that baby?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "God bless you Chandler Bing!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(nods) So, why are you still wearing it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh... Not so good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(shouting to Ross) JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My God, get a room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with no hesitation) Sex!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at her) Seriously, answer faster!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said \"sex\" I wasn't thinking about \"sex with you\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Food.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you gotta pick one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, how cute!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, she looks just like a little doll!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no. That is a doll.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OH! He's having an affair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's not having an affair!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, I'm always right about these things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that doesn't mean anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well, let's see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(picking up the phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either \"Liar, Liar\" or \"Betrayal\", or... \"An Affair To Remember\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Those are all really old!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) \"Dude, Where's My Car?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glancing at her) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're in a caaar...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Geez!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(patting her bag) I got them!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was in the car with Nancy all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nancy doesnt smoke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? What do you think of the house?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its perfect. Its everything weve been looking for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Isnt it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont you love the huge yard?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the fireplace in the bedroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is bringing out a lovely color in you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Do you think we should get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. What do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think we should.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is huge!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How bad you wanna smoke, right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancys car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We dont. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Gooooood luck with it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I just cant see Chandler cheating!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just cant believe he would do this to Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, and with the baby coming?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, should we tell her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? Whod you seen him with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No one, Im just saying if... (Phoebe starts pinching him in his neck)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mikes a great guy, it was hypothetical!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. Youre right, he wouldnt cheat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Believe me, if I did see with someone, theres no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, look at her, so happy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, hes picking up dinner, why, whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, look, whatever happens, were here for you and we love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We think Chandler might be having an affair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They went in together. So sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God thats awful! What did you think of the house?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) You son of a bitch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's Nancy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah (motions them to sit and they do) I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you have a realtor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(clearly shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you're gonna move?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! (to Ross) I'm gonna thump you! (points his fist at him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Actually, we already found a house we love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And about an hour ago, we made an offer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You put an offer on a house?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees... (gets cut off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell are you doin'?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but so is this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can see where he'd have trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That money is mine, Green!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're fly is open, Geller!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "[looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow, that had to hurt!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Every year.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I put it on to scare Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It smells really bad in here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's Joey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooohh thats interesting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you win, we give up the birds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But if we win, we get your apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooooh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deal!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big fat goalie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dangerous Liaisons.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weekend at Bernies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Everyday use.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fancy guest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two seconds...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, 11!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "14?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, 19.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maurice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct, his profession was?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Space cowboy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Correct! What is Chandler Bings job?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow...Oh Gosh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its umm, it has something to do with transponding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh-oh, hes a transponcetranspondster!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not even a word!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is not true. She did! She forced me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, we would still be living here if hadnt gotten the question wrong!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it stupid, unfair question!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont blame the questions!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell are doing?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(panicking) Dude! He's right there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, \"What were you thinking?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, shell fold down the pages of the things she thinks that Id like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yknow, I dont want you to be cold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She really left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. (He kisses her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No problem roomie. (She turns around and hugs him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I ask you a question?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a crappy New Year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here, here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You can't move. You just... you just can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We can't afford that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, there you go.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm really sorry you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You're gonna be okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we'll be okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's okay, we understand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We got the house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just didn't want to tell you in front of them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! My God! We've got the house !?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a baby...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're growing up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We sure are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So who's gonna tell them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quickly) Not it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not it! Damn it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel, this is yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aah! Why? What are these for?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You'll see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, everybody open them!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love this. (he got a sweater)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A meatball Sub? Thanks! (he got a meatball sandwich)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Enjoy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(speaking with his mouth full, enjoying his sandwich) What did they say?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, let me tell them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Which one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Things you find in the ocean, (to Joey) You're gonna be on \"Pyramid\"!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Except for \"Match game\"...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or \"Win, Lose or Draw\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What did I marry into?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very excited) Yeah-uh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(singing) \"I'm a little bit country\"...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(singing) \"...and I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll\"!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) I'm leaving you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking around) Did I go to this school?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks over at her) Sure, nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude. You're married to my sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right, by saying \"nice\" I'm virtually licking her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I hear she's single again, d'you think I should ask her out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you asking permission to break the pact?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes please.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awesome, the name really stands out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks to a little something called \"Helvetica Bold 24 point\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Missy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, our band is playing on Friday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called \"Way! No Way!\".", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fresh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Boss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mint!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, I was gonna ask her out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I said it first, bro.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I thought it first, Holmes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) Look, if you did...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally. I had sex in High school...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too. I'm good at it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Those are the pacts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh... maybe not you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your hands are shaking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, and I can't stop sweating. (he walks towards Missy)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on the screen there's the word \"Supermarket\") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, \"notebook\") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for. (time's finished) OOOH!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Thank you so much for this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, d'you like it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pee's flying about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points.", "role": "assistant" } ]