bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "(running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, the ah, trees that dont fulfil their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look no further, (shows her the dead one) this ones yours! Ahhh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is this the one that I threw out last year?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right y'know what, nevermind! Everyone wants to have a green one! Im sorry, Im sorry, I didnt mean to get so emotional, I guess its just the holidays, its hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I wasnt even thinking about that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (turns and looks at Joey, who gives a way-to-go thumbs up and smile.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey now! That was an accident, okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats a scrud?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont have too. I can just look at you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to himself) Not nice enough.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to himself) Good for a scrud.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats crap!! Sister Brown Bird. (to Elizabeth) Good going. (does the salute)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi there!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is the worst Christmas ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That word was swans.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well seeing that drunk Santa wet himself, really perked up my Christmas.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, everybody loves a kidder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hanging up the phone) I got the job!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, God bless us, everyone.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh come on! Here we go! (picks her up and puts her in the chair) Stand by for mission countdown!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(simulating an echo) Ten, ten.., nine, nine, nine...., eight, eight, eight... (Chandler hits him in the back of the head) Okay, Blast off!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im an alien. Im an alien.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! An asteroid! (throws the soccer ball off the back of Joeys head.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-mm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Real magic does exist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant tell you that, no.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo, thats our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, that is silly. (gets up) Ill go up there, Ill tell him to keep it down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, be my guest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good luck.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(muffled) Oh, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just saw Janice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its Joeys birthday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, its supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumping up from reading her magazine) Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Op.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you got me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that sounds great.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know honey, Im sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because its remotely related to the field theyre interested in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to him) Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its not funny, this is actually my job.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, hes very charming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre just gonna have to try.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, Chandler is supposed to be passin em around...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello-dillillio!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, somebodys feeling better.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Stick out your tongue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Take off your shirt!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And hes, hes a total stranger?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To be nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, only for sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt have to, because I was wearing my I heart Ross sandwich board and ringing my bell.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!! Hey-hey-hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi Joeys sisters!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to one of his sisters, Cookie) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Im taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Isnt that great?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, Hummina-hummina-hummina. (walks away)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats excellent.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I assume Ill have to take showers with him, but y'know, thats true of any job.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How ya feelin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow, no woo-hooing, no woo-hooing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the worse part?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant remember which sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! You dont think I thought of that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How can you not know which one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean thats unbelievable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, was it Gina?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which one is Gina?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, thats Dina.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We didnt fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Veronica. Look, its got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats all right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. (they all walk away from Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on!! (motions for Chandler to come with him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why cant we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just got off the phone with my sister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, which, which one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mary-Angela.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mary-Angela.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know which one was she again?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its gotta be the first one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Thats great! You and my sister, sittin in a tree.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, Im in a tree.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Did he call? Did Mark call?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess theyre back from their date.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Music. Very nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, how are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am good. I finished my book.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, whats it about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. (they both run out)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where in Cuba?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im here to see Mary-Angela.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, cause my Grandma doesnt know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wheres Mary-Angela?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes right in there. (motions to the living room)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bummer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But, you, you dont want to seem too pushy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and you dont mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is so made up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, its perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There you go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that is amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got to figure out what Im going to wear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "High collar and baggy pants say Im a pro.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You go get em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you crazy?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean dont you trust her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then get over yourself! Grow up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shyly) You grow up.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, its, its yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So um, Mary-Angela, whats your second favorite?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Would you just please....give me the receipt cause this is great. Its top notch.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So will I.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesnt mean anything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(startled) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and Im not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, this is soo bad. (doesnt see Mary-Angela)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No Joey! No Joey! Dont Joey! Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats goin on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pats him on the shoulder) Youre it! Now run and hide!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wasnt sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joeys sisters gasp) Look, Im sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, youre my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! No! No, Im not going to punch Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No you wont. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, hes sorry. But, (to Chandler) youve got one more apology to make, all right, youve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, absolutely!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youve got it. (he starts to look at his sisters, but he still doesnt know which one is Mary-Angela.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cookie, now you can punch him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! (Cookie punches him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(getting of the elevator and noticing Ross) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi. (kisses her)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Howd did it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so proud of you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I did!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well y'know. (laughs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ick, you were eavesdropping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe hes just jumping on a pogo-stick and really likes it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe the pogo-stick likes it too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks you guys! Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont worry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God, I hope they kick his ass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, Im sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Tell him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm? Oh, yeah. (he makes a growling sound)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with about 20 purses hanging around her neck) Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Hey, so can you make it on Friday?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich. Why don't you get a magician?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and, (to Joey) he's really good looking. (Joey gives an enthusiastic thumbs up) What am I gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! (pause) Don't cry outloud.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hanging up the phone) Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mr. Dickens gets to pick 'em.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll get you the Cliff Notes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The abridgment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. (to Ross) The what?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!! I love this job! (her phone rings) Wow! My first call.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "This is Ross?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Of Ross and Rachel.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey, hey Mark.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi honey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's just goofing around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, bye-bye. (starts slamming the receiver down in anger.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow! Ross!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Please, I'm not going for anything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Would you please go?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look Julio, someone left their book here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, the ah, trees that dont fulfil their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look no further, (shows her the dead one) this ones yours! Ahhh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is this the one that I threw out last year?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right y'know what, nevermind! Everyone wants to have a green one! Im sorry, Im sorry, I didnt mean to get so emotional, I guess its just the holidays, its hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I wasnt even thinking about that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (turns and looks at Joey, who gives a way-to-go thumbs up and smile.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey now! That was an accident, okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats a scrud?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont have too. I can just look at you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to himself) Not nice enough.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to himself) Good for a scrud.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats crap!! Sister Brown Bird. (to Elizabeth) Good going. (does the salute)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi there!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is the worst Christmas ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That word was swans.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well seeing that drunk Santa wet himself, really perked up my Christmas.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, everybody loves a kidder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hanging up the phone) I got the job!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, God bless us, everyone.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh come on! Here we go! (picks her up and puts her in the chair) Stand by for mission countdown!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(simulating an echo) Ten, ten.., nine, nine, nine...., eight, eight, eight... (Chandler hits him in the back of the head) Okay, Blast off!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im an alien. Im an alien.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! An asteroid! (throws the soccer ball off the back of Joeys head.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-mm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Real magic does exist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant tell you that, no.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo, thats our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, that is silly. (gets up) Ill go up there, Ill tell him to keep it down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, be my guest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good luck.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(muffled) Oh, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just saw Janice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its Joeys birthday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, its supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(jumping up from reading her magazine) Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Op.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you got me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that sounds great.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know honey, Im sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because its remotely related to the field theyre interested in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to him) Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its not funny, this is actually my job.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, hes very charming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre just gonna have to try.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, Chandler is supposed to be passin em around...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello-dillillio!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, somebodys feeling better.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Stick out your tongue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Take off your shirt!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And hes, hes a total stranger?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To be nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, only for sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt have to, because I was wearing my I heart Ross sandwich board and ringing my bell.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!! Hey-hey-hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi Joeys sisters!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to one of his sisters, Cookie) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Im taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Isnt that great?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, Hummina-hummina-hummina. (walks away)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats excellent.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I assume Ill have to take showers with him, but y'know, thats true of any job.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How ya feelin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow, no woo-hooing, no woo-hooing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the worse part?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant remember which sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! You dont think I thought of that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How can you not know which one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean thats unbelievable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, was it Gina?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which one is Gina?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, thats Dina.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We didnt fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Veronica. Look, its got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats all right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. (they all walk away from Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on!! (motions for Chandler to come with him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why cant we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just got off the phone with my sister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, which, which one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mary-Angela.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mary-Angela.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know which one was she again?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its gotta be the first one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Thats great! You and my sister, sittin in a tree.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, Im in a tree.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Did he call? Did Mark call?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess theyre back from their date.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Music. Very nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, how are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am good. I finished my book.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, whats it about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. (they both run out)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where in Cuba?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im here to see Mary-Angela.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, cause my Grandma doesnt know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wheres Mary-Angela?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes right in there. (motions to the living room)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bummer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But, you, you dont want to seem too pushy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and you dont mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is so made up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, its perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There you go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that is amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got to figure out what Im going to wear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "High collar and baggy pants say Im a pro.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You go get em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you crazy?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean dont you trust her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then get over yourself! Grow up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shyly) You grow up.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, its, its yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So um, Mary-Angela, whats your second favorite?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Would you just please....give me the receipt cause this is great. Its top notch.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So will I.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesnt mean anything.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(startled) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and Im not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, this is soo bad. (doesnt see Mary-Angela)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No Joey! No Joey! Dont Joey! Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats goin on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pats him on the shoulder) Youre it! Now run and hide!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wasnt sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joeys sisters gasp) Look, Im sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, youre my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No! No! No, Im not going to punch Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No you wont. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, hes sorry. But, (to Chandler) youve got one more apology to make, all right, youve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, absolutely!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youve got it. (he starts to look at his sisters, but he still doesnt know which one is Mary-Angela.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cookie, now you can punch him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! (Cookie punches him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(getting of the elevator and noticing Ross) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi. (kisses her)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Howd did it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so proud of you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I did!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well y'know. (laughs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ick, you were eavesdropping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe hes just jumping on a pogo-stick and really likes it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe the pogo-stick likes it too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks you guys! Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont worry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God, I hope they kick his ass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, Im sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Tell him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm? Oh, yeah. (he makes a growling sound)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with about 20 purses hanging around her neck) Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Hey, so can you make it on Friday?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich. Why don't you get a magician?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and, (to Joey) he's really good looking. (Joey gives an enthusiastic thumbs up) What am I gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! (pause) Don't cry outloud.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(hanging up the phone) Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mr. Dickens gets to pick 'em.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll get you the Cliff Notes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The abridgment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. (to Ross) The what?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!! I love this job! (her phone rings) Wow! My first call.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This is Ross?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Of Ross and Rachel.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey, hey Mark.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi honey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he's just goofing around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, bye-bye. (starts slamming the receiver down in anger.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow! Ross!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please, I'm not going for anything.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Would you please go?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look Julio, someone left their book here.", "role": "user" } ]