bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Oh yeah, what are you reading?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Have I read it? (pause) No, are you enjoying it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mine? (points to her lower lip) Right here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) You've got to pick a pocket or two. Boyyyyssss, (picks a handkerchief from the pianist's pocket) you've got to pick a pocket or two..........", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? Thanks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excellent, I'll be there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, can you dance at all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, no, no, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(covering her mouth in shock) What, what is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out. (hands them the poem)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading) The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good, I think so too. Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, I'm not done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye-bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, what, what?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You really think that is what he meant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's from Ross, it's a love bug.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right Ross!! I get it!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean my God...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're hurt!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would never do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mark's a genius!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?! How?! How is he a genius?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He paints quite a picture doesn't he?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(now standing behind Ross) Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, does that mean the audition is off?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye. (does the jazz hands)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you wrapping?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, look what I got Julio.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's a vase.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, just like the one in the poem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well not exactly like the one in the poem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. (hugs her)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Julio) So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You don't even know me...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sarcastically) Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know, it was the best I could get out of them.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "People, people, people.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got. (holds up a pen) See, she's fully dressed, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sits down next to her) I'm sorry, I was an idiot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A big idiot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where ya going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, with who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have a play date with a stripper?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, is she married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you jealous?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are totally jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, I love you too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to clerk) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Six? I just had it for one night. Its three.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(removes them) Thats because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and its static cling. Or maybe its just that God knew Id be running into you and saw an opportunity.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its good to see you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, um, I dont know if thats a good idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I just I think that its too soon.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Making chocolate milk. Do you want some?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thanks. Im 29.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at her watch) Oh my God, I gotta go to work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh come on, not again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Im sorry. Look, Ill make a deal with you all right? Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will wake you up in a way thats proved very popular in the past.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, holding a pair of Roller Blades) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Look at you. Since when do you roller blade?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal thats hes going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And what are you going to do for him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im going to let him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her bedroom) Morning.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Somebody got in late last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, I ran into Richard.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "When did this happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, um, around 8", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, theres no such thing as an innocent burger.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, are you gonna see him again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tomorrow night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now shes celebrating that by going on a date with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Naked friends.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you have any ice?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I discovered Im able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure weve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How often do you read it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Havent you ever read the same book over and over again?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean thats a classic, whats so great about The Shining?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, you got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill have coffee.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, make that three.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Ross, why dont you come with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Roberts coming out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. He.....hes coming out of his shorts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man is showing brain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure? (Chandler nods", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Wellll?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do we do? What do we do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like an eclipse.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You touch peoples eyeballs every day and this feels weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oops.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Gotta keep squishing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it (does so) and it should umm, be.....", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, youve got some on your pants.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "These little women. Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your liking it, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, Jos a girl, its short for Josephine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But Jos got a crush on Laurie. (Ross nods his head) Oh. You mean its like a girl-girl thing? Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually Lauries a boy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean a three pointer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I get more because Im dainty.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, in the back. You want a quarter?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Calm down. Theres no reason to get testy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys!! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, Im sorry, it just seems that Robert isnt as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill call you back. (starts kissing him)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So we can be friends who sleep together.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! (pushes him) No!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Ooh! Dont sit down!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. And, first heres a gift.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (starts to laugh.) Hows it going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Danny just went into room 217.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, the next parts the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right Ill talk in code. (to Ross and Chandler) Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm, thats very cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! I cant believe you just did that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe she cracked your code!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh. Beth dies.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Beth, Beth dies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. She doesnt die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why would you say that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, I wanted to hurt you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh my....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(screams and grabs a potato masher to defend herself) Sorry. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you smiling at?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I was just thinking youre day could still pick up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I love this friend thing!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, right now, no, every time I see him its like Is it on the lose? Is it watching me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes right, even if its to say something complementary. (He stops and thinks about what he just said.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, what are you reading?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Have I read it? (pause) No, are you enjoying it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mine? (points to her lower lip) Right here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) You've got to pick a pocket or two. Boyyyyssss, (picks a handkerchief from the pianist's pocket) you've got to pick a pocket or two..........", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Really? Thanks.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Excellent, I'll be there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, can you dance at all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, no, no, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(covering her mouth in shock) What, what is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out. (hands them the poem)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading) The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good, I think so too. Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, I'm not done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye-bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, what, what?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You really think that is what he meant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's from Ross, it's a love bug.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right Ross!! I get it!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean my God...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're hurt!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would never do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mark's a genius!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?! How?! How is he a genius?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He paints quite a picture doesn't he?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(now standing behind Ross) Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, does that mean the audition is off?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye. (does the jazz hands)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you wrapping?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, look what I got Julio.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's a vase.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, just like the one in the poem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well not exactly like the one in the poem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. (hugs her)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Julio) So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You don't even know me...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sarcastically) Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know, it was the best I could get out of them.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "People, people, people.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got. (holds up a pen) See, she's fully dressed, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sits down next to her) I'm sorry, I was an idiot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A big idiot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where ya going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, with who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have a play date with a stripper?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, is she married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you jealous?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are totally jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, I love you too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to clerk) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Six? I just had it for one night. Its three.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(removes them) Thats because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and its static cling. Or maybe its just that God knew Id be running into you and saw an opportunity.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its good to see you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, um, I dont know if thats a good idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I just I think that its too soon.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Making chocolate milk. Do you want some?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thanks. Im 29.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at her watch) Oh my God, I gotta go to work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh come on, not again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Im sorry. Look, Ill make a deal with you all right? Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will wake you up in a way thats proved very popular in the past.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, holding a pair of Roller Blades) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Look at you. Since when do you roller blade?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal thats hes going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And what are you going to do for him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im going to let him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her bedroom) Morning.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Somebody got in late last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, I ran into Richard.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When did this happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, um, around 8", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, theres no such thing as an innocent burger.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, are you gonna see him again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tomorrow night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now shes celebrating that by going on a date with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Naked friends.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you have any ice?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I discovered Im able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure weve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How often do you read it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Havent you ever read the same book over and over again?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean thats a classic, whats so great about The Shining?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, you got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill have coffee.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, make that three.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Ross, why dont you come with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Roberts coming out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. He.....hes coming out of his shorts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man is showing brain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure? (Chandler nods", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Wellll?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do we do? What do we do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like an eclipse.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You touch peoples eyeballs every day and this feels weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oops.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Gotta keep squishing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it (does so) and it should umm, be.....", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, youve got some on your pants.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "These little women. Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your liking it, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, Jos a girl, its short for Josephine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But Jos got a crush on Laurie. (Ross nods his head) Oh. You mean its like a girl-girl thing? Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually Lauries a boy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean a three pointer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I get more because Im dainty.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, in the back. You want a quarter?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Calm down. Theres no reason to get testy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys!! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, Im sorry, it just seems that Robert isnt as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ill call you back. (starts kissing him)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So we can be friends who sleep together.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! (pushes him) No!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. Ooh! Dont sit down!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. And, first heres a gift.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (starts to laugh.) Hows it going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Danny just went into room 217.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, the next parts the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right Ill talk in code. (to Ross and Chandler) Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm, thats very cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! I cant believe you just did that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe she cracked your code!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh. Beth dies.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Beth, Beth dies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. She doesnt die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why would you say that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, I wanted to hurt you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh my....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(screams and grabs a potato masher to defend herself) Sorry. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you smiling at?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I was just thinking youre day could still pick up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I love this friend thing!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, right now, no, every time I see him its like Is it on the lose? Is it watching me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes right, even if its to say something complementary. (He stops and thinks about what he just said.)", "role": "assistant" } ]