bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I can spot you from here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, listen Robert...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, dont we have to...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we got, um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, I think youre really, really great...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I-I-I-I dont know, I dont know what to say.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(still hiding under the blankets) So um, who was she?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How bout one last game of racquetball?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Watch the thorns!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Beth is really, really sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awwww.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jos there, but I dont think theres anything she could do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want to put the book in the freezer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nodding his head) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! This girl is good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I like her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, thats pretty much all Im looking for from these people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Look at you. All jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, shes more..(shakes his shoulders, like hes dancing) y'know, and youre more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning songs.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually I said she abandoned me to write jingles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmm, bummer.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. But thanks.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. No. But thanks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Wow, that was kinda brutal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Jeez, man did you fall..(sees its a beautiful woman coming out of the mens room) Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ginger. Im talking to Ginger, so....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wheres Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, he cant make it, he said he had to his... (sees Ginger) Whoa-oh! (hides behind the coat rack.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phew, close one.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, sweetie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive got some bad news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo, hes leaving for a better job.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well were gonna miss you around here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, you bet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. (takes her beeper puts in a pot, covers it, and puts the pot in the oven)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know those are a delicacy in India.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You never run on a barge!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Is ah, is Chandler around?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ginger something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasnt something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) the movie star.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what did you do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dads cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gave her food poisoning!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!! You threw Pepper on the fire!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I ran!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thats the best kiss Ive had with anyone Ive ever met in a mens room.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sees her foot is in a slush puddle) Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, really youre gonna freeze.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Funny book?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!!! Ross!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, hes my friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What should I wear, now Im all nervous.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasnt called. Not that I even care, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe why dont you just call her? You obviously want to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think you know me so well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, dont cha wanna?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well I do know you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats what I said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well so?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant. I cant. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was Okay, bye Pheebs gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun Ive ever had in like all my lives.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) I stepped in something icky.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (puts her hand over his mouth)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats okay. All right, Im gonna play song thats really, really sad. Its called Magician Box Mix Up. (she turns her guitar upside down to play it.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half, stole my car.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So umm, how was your date with Ginger?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great. It was great. Shes ah, shes great, great looking, great personality, shes greatness.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds like shes got the ah, whole package.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey told you about the leg, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from his bedroom) Morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Actually hes the smallest person in the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Heard about the leg burnin huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It came up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) So I nodded off a little.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First of all its Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didnt fly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, see now, what I just heard", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that is so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island. (Makes an unusual sound, then he realises that he still has his jacket on and quickly tries to shake it off, thinking its alive and attacking him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a little clearer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I-I-I... (hugs her and mouths No!!)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. No. I dont think so.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats-thats my nubbin.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, y'know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as... (starts to kiss her again, but she gets up.) Ahh, what?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Leslie) Oh, I thought you werent coming. What? Where were you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, dont give me a reason to get mad, okay", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, look, I told you that I didnt want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably wouldve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I cant trust you then just forget it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we wont be partners. So whats it gonna be?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry, Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wed love too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (singing) Jingle bitch screwed me over! Go to hell jingle whore! Go to hell Go to hell. Go to hell-hell-hell. Thats all I have so far.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, happily) Well hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where have you been?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The doctor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is everything okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, lets start with the free messages outside the UN.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!! Thats my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ick-neck-tree-anis..... Theres a g in there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wheres that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In your atlas!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont have an atlas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but wait I do have a globe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hold on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs whats this guy like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, well hes very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesnt speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a globe and, a pencil sharpener.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You wanna come?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on Chloe! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe! Come on Chloe!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well ah, ........y'know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Both of us? (points to Chandler and himself)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well be there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, rock on. (Does the Hang 10 sign, then hides his face in shame.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Mischa) Thank you, very much! Oh! (to Sergei) Thank you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Mischa) Okay, y'know what, you dont have to do that now. (Mischa translates that to Sergei) No-no-no-no!! Not him, you dont! (Mischa tells Sergei he can proceed and steps away) Well the moments over.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(pointing to the globe) See there it is right there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Its small.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you had fun, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Except for, y'know when youre on a date and youre getting along really great but the guys translator keeps getting in the way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What is ah, Rach in her room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats that on the bottom?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. (to Phoebe) Shes fancy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering her phone at work) Hello.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, honey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, dont call him that! His name is Spackel Back Harry!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, 10", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What time is it now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "4", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah all right, so well hang out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Vividly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She was kidding about that right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I-I think so. (Pauses and thinks about it for a second) Yeah, I-I think so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, that would be weird it that situation presented itself tonight, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was.... But y'know what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you dont want to be doing something and then look up and see something you dont want to be seeing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... (clears throat) y'know each would, (clears throat again) y'know (pause) be?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess, but whats like heads and whats tails?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it you dont know that, then I dont want to do this with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, carrying a basket) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you said you couldnt go out so.... (pulls the cover off of the basket)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I-I got a crisis.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but I got cous-cous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you dont have to stop, Im invisible, Im not here. (lights a candle)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping grinding) Pepper?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) None for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay sorry, whew.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and Im sorry but thats... (notices a fire that Rosss candle has started) Oh my God!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(putting out the fire with a squeeze bottle of water) Okay, thats a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Rach, you dont have what, ten minutes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont have ten minutes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont yell at me okay, this is the most Ive seen you all week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but wait...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good bye!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I told you, I didnt have the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but itd be nice if you realised, its just a job!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just a job!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well neither do I!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is this about Mark?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, its not, its not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hi Chloe.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And thats the only colour that comes in.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You didnt say Boutros Boutros Gali.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Interesting.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was having a conversation.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I havent been able to say two words to each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That would be great. Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I can spot you from here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, listen Robert...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, dont we have to...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we got, um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, I think youre really, really great...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I-I-I-I dont know, I dont know what to say.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(still hiding under the blankets) So um, who was she?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How bout one last game of racquetball?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Watch the thorns!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Beth is really, really sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awwww.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jos there, but I dont think theres anything she could do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want to put the book in the freezer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nodding his head) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! This girl is good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I like her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, thats pretty much all Im looking for from these people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Look at you. All jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, shes more..(shakes his shoulders, like hes dancing) y'know, and youre more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning songs.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually I said she abandoned me to write jingles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hmm, bummer.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. But thanks.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. No. But thanks.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Wow, that was kinda brutal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Jeez, man did you fall..(sees its a beautiful woman coming out of the mens room) Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ginger. Im talking to Ginger, so....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wheres Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, he cant make it, he said he had to his... (sees Ginger) Whoa-oh! (hides behind the coat rack.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phew, close one.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, sweetie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive got some bad news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo, hes leaving for a better job.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well were gonna miss you around here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, you bet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. (takes her beeper puts in a pot, covers it, and puts the pot in the oven)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know those are a delicacy in India.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You never run on a barge!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is ah, is Chandler around?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ginger something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasnt something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) the movie star.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what did you do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dads cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gave her food poisoning!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!! You threw Pepper on the fire!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I ran!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, thats the best kiss Ive had with anyone Ive ever met in a mens room.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sees her foot is in a slush puddle) Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, really youre gonna freeze.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Funny book?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!!! Ross!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, hes my friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What should I wear, now Im all nervous.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasnt called. Not that I even care, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe why dont you just call her? You obviously want to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think you know me so well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, dont cha wanna?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well I do know you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats what I said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well so?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant. I cant. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was Okay, bye Pheebs gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun Ive ever had in like all my lives.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) I stepped in something icky.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (puts her hand over his mouth)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats okay. All right, Im gonna play song thats really, really sad. Its called Magician Box Mix Up. (she turns her guitar upside down to play it.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half, stole my car.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So umm, how was your date with Ginger?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great. It was great. Shes ah, shes great, great looking, great personality, shes greatness.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds like shes got the ah, whole package.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey told you about the leg, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from his bedroom) Morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Actually hes the smallest person in the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Heard about the leg burnin huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It came up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) So I nodded off a little.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First of all its Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didnt fly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, see now, what I just heard", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that is so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island. (Makes an unusual sound, then he realises that he still has his jacket on and quickly tries to shake it off, thinking its alive and attacking him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a little clearer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I-I-I... (hugs her and mouths No!!)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. No. I dont think so.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats-thats my nubbin.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, y'know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as... (starts to kiss her again, but she gets up.) Ahh, what?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Leslie) Oh, I thought you werent coming. What? Where were you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, dont give me a reason to get mad, okay", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, look, I told you that I didnt want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably wouldve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I cant trust you then just forget it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we wont be partners. So whats it gonna be?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sorry, Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wed love too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (singing) Jingle bitch screwed me over! Go to hell jingle whore! Go to hell Go to hell. Go to hell-hell-hell. Thats all I have so far.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering, happily) Well hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where have you been?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The doctor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is everything okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, lets start with the free messages outside the UN.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!! Thats my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ick-neck-tree-anis..... Theres a g in there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wheres that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In your atlas!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont have an atlas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but wait I do have a globe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hold on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs whats this guy like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, well hes very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesnt speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a globe and, a pencil sharpener.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You wanna come?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on Chloe! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe! Come on Chloe!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well ah, ........y'know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Both of us? (points to Chandler and himself)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well be there.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, rock on. (Does the Hang 10 sign, then hides his face in shame.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Mischa) Thank you, very much! Oh! (to Sergei) Thank you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Mischa) Okay, y'know what, you dont have to do that now. (Mischa translates that to Sergei) No-no-no-no!! Not him, you dont! (Mischa tells Sergei he can proceed and steps away) Well the moments over.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(pointing to the globe) See there it is right there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Its small.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you had fun, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Except for, y'know when youre on a date and youre getting along really great but the guys translator keeps getting in the way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What is ah, Rach in her room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats that on the bottom?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. (to Phoebe) Shes fancy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering her phone at work) Hello.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, honey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, dont call him that! His name is Spackel Back Harry!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, 10", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What time is it now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "4", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah all right, so well hang out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Vividly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She was kidding about that right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I-I think so. (Pauses and thinks about it for a second) Yeah, I-I think so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, that would be weird it that situation presented itself tonight, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was.... But y'know what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you dont want to be doing something and then look up and see something you dont want to be seeing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... (clears throat) y'know each would, (clears throat again) y'know (pause) be?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess, but whats like heads and whats tails?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it you dont know that, then I dont want to do this with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, carrying a basket) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you said you couldnt go out so.... (pulls the cover off of the basket)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I-I got a crisis.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but I got cous-cous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you dont have to stop, Im invisible, Im not here. (lights a candle)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping grinding) Pepper?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) None for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay sorry, whew.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and Im sorry but thats... (notices a fire that Rosss candle has started) Oh my God!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(putting out the fire with a squeeze bottle of water) Okay, thats a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Rach, you dont have what, ten minutes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont have ten minutes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont yell at me okay, this is the most Ive seen you all week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but wait...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good bye!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I told you, I didnt have the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but itd be nice if you realised, its just a job!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just a job!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well neither do I!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is this about Mark?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, its not, its not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hi Chloe.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And thats the only colour that comes in.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You didnt say Boutros Boutros Gali.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Interesting.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was having a conversation.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I havent been able to say two words to each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That would be great. Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]