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[
{
"content": "(jumping up to answer the phone) Hello!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(disappointed) Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Well, umm.....",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on the verge of tears) Yeah, Im fine.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Really, no, please, please, thats, thats okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, Im not, Im not hungry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Okay, bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what are you gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, dont I have to wait a while?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? What happened to him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, hes just really believes in that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. (grabs an eggroll) And then I called him, and he wasnt there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you thats very helpful, Im glad you came over.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Its me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Oh, Im so glad you called.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whos that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nobody.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that Mark?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, honey, look he just came over to....",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, thats okay, thanks.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, I dont feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (to Phoebe) Can I have a tissue?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you dont accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, tell him, apology accepted.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, the mans dog just died.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Plate! Yes, plate.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, we dont need them.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Chloe) I like this song.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no, no.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(picks up the phone and calls Ross) Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home, be home. Oh, youre not home.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ameri-can.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ameri-can. Y'know its a very hard language. Lets do it again.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Voice Over) Previously on Friends.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is this about Mark?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, its not, its not.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. A break from us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whos that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nobody.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is that Mark?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, honey, look he just came over to....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Got it! (slams down the phone)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hows the big anniversary dinner?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we never actually got to dinner.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh, nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, we kinda broke up instead.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! (She accidentally starts the blender without the lid on it and fruit flies everywhere.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica its on the ceiling.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, you and Mark?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Eh, Im just so sorry I put you through it. And, I y'know, I dont want to get back together over a machine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Na-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, I love you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Ross starts frantically looking for a clock.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chloe, Chloe hows it coming?!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You, you sure you need shoes? (Chloe nods her head) Okay. (reaches down and picks up a shoe)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, yes I am, one of the many things Im feeling. Well.... (picks up her coat)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, you can, very much.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing the thumbs up) Ahhhh!! (Hugs Rachel tighter.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, theres banana on it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, good. Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now what is Fabutec?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Waxine!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Have you seen it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They have the best stuff in there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. We figured when we couldnt find you, youd gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, Ross look, Im on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff thats gonna get you in trouble.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes right. Nobodys gonna benefit, and youre just gonna hurt her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and there wont be a relationship left to rebuild.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but dont you think....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timings right. And thats what deathbeds are for.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay. (he plops down into one of the leather chairs, with the footrest extended.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What trail?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I-I dont think theres any trail.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issacs sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebes friends with Rachel. And thats the trail, I did it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy grab tab and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Does so.) Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Was it not pain-free?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial dont seem to think its that bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Removing one of the strips) Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Chloe? Hi..",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You took my watch?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Exactly. So you didnt, didnt mention anything to Issac right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we havent actually met...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, thats the one. Listen, I dont want to hurt her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Actually, no, were not.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, were not.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, were not!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering out of breath) Jasmine?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, I did.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Very bad.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im agreeing with you. Did you, listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Jasmine, please, please dont. I love my girlfriend very much, and I want more than anything to just work it out with her. Okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you, thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(angrily) Whos your roommate?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ow!! Ow!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ow!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Were all right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its okay, its okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were all right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We were just waxing our legs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Off?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well I dont think you can make that statement, unless youve been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I-I think that women just have a lower threshold of pain than men, thats all. I mean, come on, its just a little wax.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, come here. (Puts a little wax on Joeys arm and puts a strip on it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thats mature.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant talk to you. I cant even look at you right now!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) What, what are they talking about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just get away from me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, it was a mistake! I made a mistake! Okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whe-where did he put it?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, you had sex with another woman!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just get out! Now!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! All right! How was she?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was she good?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dont answer that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She was...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Awful! Horrible!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She was not good. Not good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She was nothing compared to you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She, she was different.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ewwwww!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good different?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nobody likes change.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Should we do something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, never cheat on Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, okay, Im sorry. I wa-I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, I didnt think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We were on a break!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You think youre gonna get out of this on a technicality?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, Im not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what, I dont think we should listen to this anymore. (Goes to open the door)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?! (to Chandler) Im hungry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because theyll know weve been listening.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that is so sweet. I think Im falling in love with you all over again.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well be fine.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, its Phoebe. Listen someones gonna have to take my 9",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) Yes I would.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(less sure) Yes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(covering his ears and screaming) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Okay, okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Because its, I mean its you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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