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[
{
"content": "What? Come on Rach, tell me what youre thinking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im thinking, Im gonna order a pizza.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Order a pizza like, I forgive you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic message to Rachel) Put olives on the pizza.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We could eat the wax! Its organic.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh great, food with hair on it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, not the used wax.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because that would be crazy?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because Im kinda hungry myself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No anchovies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "With ah, extra anchovies.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats okay, Ill just pick em off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You can have the last piece, if you want.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theyre gonna get through this, arent they?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, come on, its Ross and Rachel, theyve got too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What if they dont?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You think I need a new walk?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you actually saying these words?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, now youre not even taking to me? (moves over to the coffee table) Look Rachel, I-Im sorry, okay, Im sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought Id lost you, I didnt know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I dont cheat right, I, thats not me, Im not Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-ho-ho! (He looks at Chandler, who gives him a come on look.) Yeah, okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats what?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is neither here nor there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(softly) I think you should go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(softly) I really think you need to go now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(moving over to stand in front of her) Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldnt work past it together...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what the hell did I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then how come it is?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theyve been quiet for a long time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe she killed him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lets go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Is that your new walk?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(whispering) No, I really have to pee.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can I see the comics?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is the New York Times.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, may I see the comics?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are. Hes meeting us here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Rachel is meeting us here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on, they can be in the same room.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? What happened now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well Ross was hangin out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait. Why was he yelling at her? Hes the one who slept with someone else.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I had the same dream!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I had the opposite dream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what maybe its gonna be okay, I mean its been a week.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I mean its never taken me a week to get over a relationship.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing her) Okay, lets go!! Lets hit the road!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lets get the show on it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Closer than here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, lets skedaddle.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, your highness.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(softly) Is he here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (smiles) Heres your moisturiser. Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well okay. Well, there you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hm-mm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, hes really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were sorry honey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its okay. (starts to leave)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And heels.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, thats only fair. (leaves)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Very bad.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler what are you doing?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(jumps back and points at the cigarette) Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre smoking again?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, Im, Im smoking still.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, Im telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Werent you nine?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats great, with my luck, thats gonna be him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Him? Him, Ross?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism. (answers the door and its Rachel again.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait. Really?! Cause mine get me out of tickets.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Itll be great for next weekend.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no, this weekend guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Itll be great for next weekend. I mean, (in an Irish accent) itll be grrreat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, for the whole weekend?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, thats okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend Im alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, I can stay, Im gonna stay. Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noo! Ill stay. Hes my brother.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What a pity stay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Mine arent tinted.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What does the sign say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Beam me up Jesus.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, the No Smoking sign. Theres no smoking in my Grandmothers cab.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on, theres a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, now I have to go!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ow!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) My lighters in there! (points to the cab)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damn! (stands up) The tailpipes not hot enough to light this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on! Who has the biggest boobs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra, therefore has the biggest wire.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Monicas are the biggest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, its gotta be Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right then, your bra would still be big.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I stuff outside the bra.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ladies, ladies, lets just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monicas bra.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(finishing removing her bra) Okay, there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, now lets decide who has the nicest ass.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(opening the door) And there you go!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "At least let me smoke it to the good part.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.) Oh, no!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, whats it, whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, this has happened before.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you know how to fix it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep. Put more gas in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wheres Ben?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah! (realises) Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, Id love that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what town are we near?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (on phone) Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? (listens) Okay! (hangs up) Yeah, no they dont do that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But if...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So the going for help went well?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I have the lung capacity of a two year old. (starts to light another cigarette.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then why are you smoking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well its very unsettling.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(answering the phone) (whispering) Ross, thank God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I ate a bug.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Lets stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, now you want a favour?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, please.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, Im not gonna pick them up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, Rachel doesnt want me to....",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, youre right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, done.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(reading the sign) Whats pleh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh. Whats doofus spelled backwards?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(all excited) Op, op, car! Car!! (sees its Ross) Ugh!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its Ross on one of his drives!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is he doing here?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right!! Fine! Fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Arrrghh!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, this is horrible, its just horrible.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ask me what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its horrible.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastic) Oh please, cant I come to your special, magical cabin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would you even want to come Ross? Youre a horrible skier.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here we go again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I-I cant handle this, you guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right Pheebs, your cabs ready.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, lets go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre welcome.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We were on a break!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know Ross why dont you put that on your answering machine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey, its valid okay? And Im not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shyly) I dont know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats what you said last night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What I said was, was that I understood. Joeys the one who agreed with you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really Joey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I think its very obvious whos wrong here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Obviously not to Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause) What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Guys, guys, guess who I am?! (starts dancing around in an effort to stop the fighting.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and not put us in the middle.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Good, all right, lets get back in the car, cause its freezing, and my chest is unsupported.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on man, you drove all the way up here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, really, Ive got to take the car back anyway, Im spending all day tomorrow with Ben, Its fine, no guilt I promise.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, well call you when we get back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or, or the rodeo!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That would be great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was being Shelly Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(outside the door) So Im gonna take off then!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Whats so funny?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (she laughs)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What-whats so funny?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, why dont you hang on to that one.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, its a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasnt smoked since.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pffhah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) Whats your problem?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, its just that hypnosis is beyond crap.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh right, cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or what my Father called Thursday night.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, y'know what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sorry. (To remedy that, Ross scoops the cinnamon off of the top with his hand.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Frank! Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Your getting married?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My little brothers getting married!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do I?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I do, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, I wouldve bet good money that hed be the first one of us to get married.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, isnt it fantastic?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What, hes 18.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, or-or to get a hooker.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Always illegal Joe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Im a big surprise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, um, how-how did you guys meet?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And so now you guys are gonna be married?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!! Great!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, that shouldnt be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Havent you and I covered that topic?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean really, think about it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, oh, Im fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brothers throat!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, have-have you told him how you feel?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes. Not out loud.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose. Do you want me to lose everything? Everything?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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