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{
"content": "Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think you should definitely go out with this guy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nah, he doesnt do anything for me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids. (realises) All right, I get your point.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, carrying a briefcase) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, pretty good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good! I havent smoked yet today, I feel great, and-and-and confident, that is a stunning blouse.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here you go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What check thing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so Id call him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats Bill Clinton.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whos he huggin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We use it!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There you go!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, Monicas gonna go out with a millionaire.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not gonna go out with him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Or incredibly offensive.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, sure, that too.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the girls who are staring at him) What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All were saying is dont rush into anything.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, come on, think about it. Youre 18, okay, shes 44, when youre 36, shes gonna be 88.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, he-hes right, hes right. This is your time y'know, yeah, youre young, youre-youre weird, chicks dig that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, in a poem maybe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I ah, I slept with someone else.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It didnt.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now, wh-what, what is that like?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) Why cant I find that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dont ask me, I had it and I blew it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I want it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know, maybe I cant. I mean, maybe theres something wrong with me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no! No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then you hold on to it!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! (hugs him)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I couldnt help it, there love is so pure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im the ring bearer.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know. Its a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what, forget it. Its ruined.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What the hell is this? (holding up the check)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, umm, youre a loon.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cause I dont want to encourage this kind of behaviour.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What umm, what happened?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, sweetie, oh. (hugs him)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, well I can tell you why. Its, its because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldnt be together, y'know. And youre gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, but.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! The millionaires here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(in a feminine way) Oh my God! (and he jumps all around)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean you owe him anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, then get the lobster!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just one drink?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thats sounds great.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on, its only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why, how much is that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Every night!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didnt. Theres someone here who can explain this better than I can.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, but not just that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "None the less.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! All right, lets go shoppin!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Umm....",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, this is so great.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right then. (He leans in to kiss her goodnight, but she quickly kisses him on the cheek and pats his shoulder.) Bye.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello, people who do not live here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I gave you a key for emergencies!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We were out of Doritos.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Still?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo!! Its driving me crazy. I mean every other way hes like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Life-sized Imperial Storm Troopers from Sharper Image?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Two.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow!! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, dancing and singing) Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! (He dances around the dinner table and exits)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, so youre playing Adrienne, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. Im Joey Tribianni.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So the ah, plays pretty great, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, forget about it. She rocks!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dr. Drake Remoray. Days of Our Lives. Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, I actually can pour milk, but I got you believing that I couldnt. Now, see, thats acting.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, that was real.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What, so what are you gonna tell him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont have any issues with my Father.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so its probably just the Ross thing then.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hello.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, what-what do you think she wants?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then be supportive like a guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You ah, wanted to see me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Ahh, heres a box of your stuff. (hands him a box)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, y'know, its just like hats, and a shirt, and CDs, just sort of stuff that youve left here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know its time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean dont you think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, I do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, all right, give me the mug! Ill keep the mug.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im just trying to help you, move on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Petty...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Petty... (goes into her room)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Petty...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Petty...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Petty...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Small...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are so just doing this out of spite.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Awwwahuh, no, no, no!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im-Im gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! (he kisses the shirt)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesnt even fit you anymore!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(imitating him) yeah-yeah-yeah!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And youre our age. Youre our age.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats not a state Joe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre our age!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, kinda.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, its says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I dont know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that youre a bitch.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It does in mine!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You bug me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is there any chance you didnt see that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You cant just stare through the peep hole for three hours! Youre gonna get peep eye!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You didnt just break up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, its been like three weeks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shes going in. Wait! Hes going in! Hes going in!! The doors closed! I, I cant see anything but the door closed!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stop what?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!! You cant!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, they must be stopped!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I need juice! People need juice!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look man!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "People need juice!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen to me!! (Chandler turns him around and closes and holds the door shut with his feet.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Juice, I need...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shes moving on! Okay, if its not this guy, its gonna be somebody else! And unless youre thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? Its over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its just I miss her so much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. (He rubs Rosss head)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Thats so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, Wheres number 27?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant do this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God. Im sorry about this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You sure?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looks around) Well, with all these doctors and nurses, Im gonna say, midget rodeo.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Umm, y'know, I dont think, I dont think I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I so wanna be attracted to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its not?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, um, look I-I dont want this to come our wrong, but ah, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasnt attracted too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) I wasnt doing anything. (Joey starts angrily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks shes like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, Oh, Im so talented. and Oh, Im so pretty, and Ooh, I smell so good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think somebody has a crush on somebody.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im talking about you. You big, big freak.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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