bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Better?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, Kate?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You ah, you forgot your shoes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, listen you ah....", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "...feel like getting a cup of coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cause its-its not his last name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It isnt?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, its not like, like Phil Spiderman. Hes a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but theres no Gold Man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Rach, how was work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasnt a chair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. Im just gonna throw it out, its probably just a bunch of shampoo and... (she opens the box and stops)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. (She smiles and goes into her room.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well, he would turn things to gold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about things that are already gold?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, his work is done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, lets play my game now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! (they both kick up the foot rests like an old fashioned gun fight.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what its like to be you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you have no idea. And-and when were on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and its like somebodys ripping out my heart!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its so great to see you feeling like this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were all pretty shaken up about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, am I missing something though? Cause I thought death was something thats supposed to be sad, in a way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And Im sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You get the dollhouse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I get the dollhouse!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, just a barrel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Sophie!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didnt have to walk me all the way back up here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I realise that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Summer catalogue! (hands him the catalogue)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats the stuff! (quickly grabs it)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(introduces them) Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing (to Chandler) Joanna.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks, its ah, Gaelic, for Thy turkeys done. So ah, Im gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye, Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, nothing, hes just goofy like that, I actually, hardly notice it anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpapers a little faded, thats okay. Carpets a little loose. Hardwood floors!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! Its so beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Im here, ready to play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a dog, every house should have a dog.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not one that can pee on the roof.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holding a tissue) And is this in case the house sneezes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, thats the ghost for the attic.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want a ghost.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, nobody wants a ghost. But youve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, obviously you dont know much about the U.S. government.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I need to talk to you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I know. Well if something comes up... (walks away)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, shes gonna love me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-thats it, thats it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? Theyre not the right size, theyre not Victorian, and they just dont go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The little ones do.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Kate!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to himself) And I ate the food, I had the fish, it was good, yeah. It was good, yeah...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hey! Joey Tribbiani.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks at her, shocked) What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Get out of here, really?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "They gave me the shaft all right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, look! (She lifts up the roof, and the front panel falls revealing the interior.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, whats this?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, its the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. (She slides a doll down the slide)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its very interesting, Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is the coolest house ever!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room? (lights some incense)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Watch, watch. (She turns a strand of Christmas lights strung around the house.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And, and! (She turns on a bubble maker.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and theres nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I....", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I know...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you want me to want you to care?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, its gonna be all right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (he gives her a peck on the cheek)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Kate) Ah, are you okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How do you mean?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe he could slip her the tongue.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah, and then Adrian, she maybe she could wrap her legs around his waist.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Something like that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ross) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Its a little early to be drinkin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhhhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre kidding?! Thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats what you say at the end of a date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, they always called.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, bite me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. Sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. I...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(grabbing the magazine out of his hands) Call her! Call her now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Multiple, so many paper cuts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why hasnt he called Rachel? Why? Why? I dont understand. Why? He said hell call. Why? Why? Chandler Im telling you she has flipped out, shes gone crazy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh, well give me the phone then.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, this isnt funny. She thinks its my fault that you havent called her. You have to call her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then youre going to have to take her out again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo!! Shes really dull! And she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats fine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats just a lot of big talk, y'know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(from the bathroom) Im in the shower!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, fire! There, theres a fire! Fire!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know, about what happened with us.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nooo.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Lauren.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. Theres....been a fire.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we believe it originated here. (He uses a pointer and points to the point of origin.) In the Aroma Room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Did everyone get out okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the giraffes okay. And so is the pirate.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh. What is this? (She sees a tissue covering something, and moves to remove it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She pauses to ready herself, and removes the tissue.) Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its not a big deal. Its, just its right here, (points to his eye) and its all the time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(He looks over at Rachel, who nods her head) Yes, this, this was pleasant.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The food there was, was great.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So take care.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sophies desk.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(whispering) Chandler!! Are you gonna call her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Im sorry. Okay? Im weak, and pathetic, and sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "AhhhhIm not going to call you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, o-okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So whos idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, they took my idea!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Okay, here you go. (rolls her back to Rachel)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, are you guys okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(leaving Central Perk and seeing Monica laying on top of Rachel who is moaning in pain.) Oh my.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sporting a goatee) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincys theory. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(triumphantly) Im gonna be on TV!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Theyre putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channels gonna film it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Whos gonna watch that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. You ready to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (they start to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Saw a girl with that vest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. (He takes off the vest and throws it on the floor.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Youre a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was youre trip?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(popping back up) Regular or decaf?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (hands him a cup)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So what did you do today Pete?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! Oh.(She turns around quickly and falls)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And youre still not attracted to him at all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I cant. I couldnt even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but Mon thats totally different. He was youre health teacher.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, please.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Better?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, Kate?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You ah, you forgot your shoes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, listen you ah....", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "...feel like getting a cup of coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cause its-its not his last name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It isnt?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, its not like, like Phil Spiderman. Hes a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but theres no Gold Man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Rach, how was work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasnt a chair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. Im just gonna throw it out, its probably just a bunch of shampoo and... (she opens the box and stops)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. (She smiles and goes into her room.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well, he would turn things to gold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about things that are already gold?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, his work is done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, lets play my game now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! (they both kick up the foot rests like an old fashioned gun fight.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what its like to be you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you have no idea. And-and when were on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and its like somebodys ripping out my heart!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its so great to see you feeling like this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were all pretty shaken up about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, am I missing something though? Cause I thought death was something thats supposed to be sad, in a way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And Im sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You get the dollhouse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I get the dollhouse!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, just a barrel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Sophie!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didnt have to walk me all the way back up here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I realise that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Summer catalogue! (hands him the catalogue)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats the stuff! (quickly grabs it)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(introduces them) Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing (to Chandler) Joanna.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks, its ah, Gaelic, for Thy turkeys done. So ah, Im gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye, Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, nothing, hes just goofy like that, I actually, hardly notice it anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpapers a little faded, thats okay. Carpets a little loose. Hardwood floors!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! Its so beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Im here, ready to play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a dog, every house should have a dog.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not one that can pee on the roof.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holding a tissue) And is this in case the house sneezes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, thats the ghost for the attic.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want a ghost.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, nobody wants a ghost. But youve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, obviously you dont know much about the U.S. government.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I need to talk to you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I know. Well if something comes up... (walks away)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, shes gonna love me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-thats it, thats it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? Theyre not the right size, theyre not Victorian, and they just dont go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The little ones do.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Kate!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to himself) And I ate the food, I had the fish, it was good, yeah. It was good, yeah...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hey! Joey Tribbiani.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks at her, shocked) What?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Get out of here, really?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "They gave me the shaft all right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, look! (She lifts up the roof, and the front panel falls revealing the interior.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, whats this?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, its the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. (She slides a doll down the slide)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its very interesting, Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is the coolest house ever!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room? (lights some incense)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Watch, watch. (She turns a strand of Christmas lights strung around the house.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And, and! (She turns on a bubble maker.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and theres nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I....", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I know...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Do you want me to want you to care?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, its gonna be all right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (he gives her a peck on the cheek)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Kate) Ah, are you okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How do you mean?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe he could slip her the tongue.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah, and then Adrian, she maybe she could wrap her legs around his waist.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Something like that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ross) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Its a little early to be drinkin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhhhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre kidding?! Thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats what you say at the end of a date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, they always called.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, bite me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. Sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No. I...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(grabbing the magazine out of his hands) Call her! Call her now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Multiple, so many paper cuts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why hasnt he called Rachel? Why? Why? I dont understand. Why? He said hell call. Why? Why? Chandler Im telling you she has flipped out, shes gone crazy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh, well give me the phone then.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, this isnt funny. She thinks its my fault that you havent called her. You have to call her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then youre going to have to take her out again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo!! Shes really dull! And she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats fine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats just a lot of big talk, y'know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(from the bathroom) Im in the shower!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, fire! There, theres a fire! Fire!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know, about what happened with us.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nooo.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, Lauren.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. Theres....been a fire.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we believe it originated here. (He uses a pointer and points to the point of origin.) In the Aroma Room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Did everyone get out okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the giraffes okay. And so is the pirate.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh. What is this? (She sees a tissue covering something, and moves to remove it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She pauses to ready herself, and removes the tissue.) Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its not a big deal. Its, just its right here, (points to his eye) and its all the time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(He looks over at Rachel, who nods her head) Yes, this, this was pleasant.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The food there was, was great.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So take care.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sophies desk.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(whispering) Chandler!! Are you gonna call her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Im sorry. Okay? Im weak, and pathetic, and sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "AhhhhIm not going to call you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, o-okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So whos idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, they took my idea!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Okay, here you go. (rolls her back to Rachel)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, are you guys okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(leaving Central Perk and seeing Monica laying on top of Rachel who is moaning in pain.) Oh my.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sporting a goatee) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincys theory. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(triumphantly) Im gonna be on TV!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Theyre putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channels gonna film it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Whos gonna watch that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. You ready to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (they start to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Saw a girl with that vest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. (He takes off the vest and throws it on the floor.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Youre a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was youre trip?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(popping back up) Regular or decaf?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (hands him a cup)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So what did you do today Pete?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! Oh.(She turns around quickly and falls)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And youre still not attracted to him at all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I cant. I couldnt even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but Mon thats totally different. He was youre health teacher.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, please.", "role": "user" } ]