bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "What? Honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, Im so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the outfit) Got a job on a river boat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now that youre on youre own, youre free to look as stupid as you like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You like it right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what was it you were gonna tell us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good bye! (leaves)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, oh, about three months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so I guess thats about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a box) Hey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got you something! Open it! Open it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (He opens it and its a baby chick) Its a chicken.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its cute, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well no problem there. (He picks up the chick, hugs it really tight, and talks to it like its a little baby.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Easy Lenny.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Heres the thing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, no, Im fairly intuitive and psychic. Its a substantial gift.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, but this is the last time. (singing) With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there. Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick-(Joey enters)-chickeeeen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hows she doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yeah, dont-dont you think its a she?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I cant tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont think I get up when you get up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, here it comes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you dont think taking care of our chick is work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill take her back tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you think well get our three bucks back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a garment bag) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! That aspirin dance really works!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She bends over to try and pick up the aspirin) Oww!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, is that still...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im fine, Im fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No youre not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes I am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, Im fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, itll still be broken then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, either help me or go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine. Ill go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with a hurt expression on her face) Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(She drops the brush) Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh. (He drops the shoes, takes the brush from her, and licks the tip. He doesnt like how it tastes.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(taking the brush back) Okay. Lets use this brush. (Hands him another one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. This stuff?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oke-dokey. (He pokes her in the eye with the brush.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-ho!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Thats just poking me in the eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry, Im sorry. Close, close, close...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, just sweep it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sweeping...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweep, sweep....(He starts to paint it on her eye, making it look like she has a black eye.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, now make it even, cause we dont...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Since when, since when do you think I dont wear enough of this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I, close your eyes, I just think youre gonna like this a little better, cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Blow it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(blows it) Sorry. Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sophisticated like a hooker?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I have to tell you something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I cant tell you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but wouldnt it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldnt tell, and I swore to like all my gods.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it have to do with Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but lets come back to that later!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checks his watch) Sure, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay, great! Umm, okay, just turn around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want you to see me naked!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, Ive seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! Stop that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rosss...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, would you grow up? Its no big deal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. (She starts to take off her robe) Fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yowzah!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats it. (She crawls onto the bed) Ow!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow! Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I really do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, youre not gonna come with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(He thinks about it) Of course I am. I just have to make a call.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay? (goes into the living room)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (She goes to take off her make-up and screams in pain) Oww!!!! God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I just cant go to the hospital lookin like this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Does it involve travel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it involve clogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clogs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Claws?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Shaking her head yes) No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is it?! What about Pete?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! (frantically points at Monica)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I gotta go. (gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I, but youre so close! No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just go. Youre never gonna get it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know. See, yes. Thats Yasmine Bleeth, shes a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did! But the store wouldnt take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, good, good, good, cause, good, cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. And its not just chicks y'know? Its all kinds of other animals!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks, Im glad you see it that way.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh-hoo, funny story!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you just smell my hair?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You still have feelings for me dont you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pete.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And well, we probably shouldnt see each other anymore. Im sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, youd tell me the truth. Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, you cant look fat in an x-ray.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Thats a duck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was, nah, well....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What thing? What thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What thing? What is this thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, why didnt you tell me that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, cause I knew that if I told you, youd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cannot believe you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the sweetest thing, I just....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, Ill umm...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(After he closes the door) See ya.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What cha doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Having a swim.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about the chick?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chicks dont swim.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. Should we try it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "See, I told you they dont swim. (He goes to take it out)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Wait. Give him a minute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! (takes him out) Oh, its okay, its okay, baby, baby, baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, hes at Flimbys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats Flimbys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, thats the word I use when I cant remember the real thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Hang up! Thats it! Come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ye-e-es!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two it is. Ross, how about you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Whos number two?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whos number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, no, its-its just this person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you said one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I meant, me plus one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (to Phoebe and Chandler) Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Ill see you tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, bye-bye!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye-bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The green bottle next to the shaving cream.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Monica, Im scared!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!! Yes!! Im the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, carrying the chick and duck) Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So its looks like were the first ones here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yay!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Oh, Im sorry, this is Cailin.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And! Break!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well y'know cause Rachel and I used to go out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at ticket) Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, Im good. (He sits down, stunned.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(seeing Joey) There he is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theres our star!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, so, whatd ya think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I wasnt in that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So thats the girl you like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dont like the guy Rachels dating? Well, thats odd.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kates understudy, Lauren.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, they-they werent in the play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were not actors.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Could I borrow it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! Yeah! Tommys in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think hes gonna snap. (Hes watching very intently)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Go? Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But-but Cailin, he definitely will scream.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, oh-ho bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Anyone mind if I save this?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, is the play over?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Where were you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nah. I kept myself busy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, classy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you didnt see the Post?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, absolutely! Youre talented and youre good looking.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know! Thats why they trashed me!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Kate, do you even like me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, Im fine, and yknow why? Cause of all the riboflavin.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, happily) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway, how did it go with Kate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you had the night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you like learn about her family?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two brothers, one died!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-ho-ho-ho.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? Honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, Im so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the outfit) Got a job on a river boat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now that youre on youre own, youre free to look as stupid as you like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You like it right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what was it you were gonna tell us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good bye! (leaves)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, oh, about three months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so I guess thats about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a box) Hey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got you something! Open it! Open it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (He opens it and its a baby chick) Its a chicken.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its cute, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well no problem there. (He picks up the chick, hugs it really tight, and talks to it like its a little baby.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Easy Lenny.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Heres the thing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, no, Im fairly intuitive and psychic. Its a substantial gift.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, but this is the last time. (singing) With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there. Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick-(Joey enters)-chickeeeen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hows she doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yeah, dont-dont you think its a she?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I cant tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont think I get up when you get up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, here it comes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you dont think taking care of our chick is work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill take her back tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you think well get our three bucks back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a garment bag) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! That aspirin dance really works!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She bends over to try and pick up the aspirin) Oww!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, is that still...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im fine, Im fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No youre not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes I am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, Im fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, itll still be broken then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, either help me or go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine. Ill go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with a hurt expression on her face) Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(She drops the brush) Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh. (He drops the shoes, takes the brush from her, and licks the tip. He doesnt like how it tastes.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(taking the brush back) Okay. Lets use this brush. (Hands him another one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. This stuff?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oke-dokey. (He pokes her in the eye with the brush.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-ho!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Thats just poking me in the eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry, Im sorry. Close, close, close...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, just sweep it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sweeping...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweep, sweep....(He starts to paint it on her eye, making it look like she has a black eye.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, now make it even, cause we dont...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Since when, since when do you think I dont wear enough of this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I, close your eyes, I just think youre gonna like this a little better, cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Blow it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(blows it) Sorry. Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sophisticated like a hooker?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I have to tell you something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I cant tell you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but wouldnt it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldnt tell, and I swore to like all my gods.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it have to do with Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but lets come back to that later!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checks his watch) Sure, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay, great! Umm, okay, just turn around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want you to see me naked!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, Ive seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! Stop that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rosss...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, would you grow up? Its no big deal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. (She starts to take off her robe) Fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yowzah!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats it. (She crawls onto the bed) Ow!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow! Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I really do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, youre not gonna come with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(He thinks about it) Of course I am. I just have to make a call.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay? (goes into the living room)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (She goes to take off her make-up and screams in pain) Oww!!!! God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I just cant go to the hospital lookin like this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Does it involve travel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it involve clogs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clogs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Claws?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Shaking her head yes) No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is it?! What about Pete?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! (frantically points at Monica)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I gotta go. (gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I, but youre so close! No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just go. Youre never gonna get it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I know. See, yes. Thats Yasmine Bleeth, shes a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did! But the store wouldnt take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, good, good, good, cause, good, cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. And its not just chicks y'know? Its all kinds of other animals!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks, Im glad you see it that way.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh-hoo, funny story!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did you just smell my hair?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You still have feelings for me dont you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Pete.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And well, we probably shouldnt see each other anymore. Im sorry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, youd tell me the truth. Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, you cant look fat in an x-ray.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Thats a duck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was, nah, well....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What thing? What thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What thing? What is this thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, why didnt you tell me that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, cause I knew that if I told you, youd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cannot believe you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the sweetest thing, I just....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, Ill umm...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(After he closes the door) See ya.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What cha doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Having a swim.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about the chick?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chicks dont swim.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. Should we try it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "See, I told you they dont swim. (He goes to take it out)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Wait. Give him a minute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! (takes him out) Oh, its okay, its okay, baby, baby, baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, hes at Flimbys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats Flimbys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, thats the word I use when I cant remember the real thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Hang up! Thats it! Come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ye-e-es!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two it is. Ross, how about you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Whos number two?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whos number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, no, its-its just this person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you said one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I meant, me plus one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (to Phoebe and Chandler) Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Ill see you tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, bye-bye!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye-bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The green bottle next to the shaving cream.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Monica, Im scared!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!! Yes!! Im the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, carrying the chick and duck) Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So its looks like were the first ones here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yay!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. Oh, Im sorry, this is Cailin.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And! Break!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well y'know cause Rachel and I used to go out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking at ticket) Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, Im good. (He sits down, stunned.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(seeing Joey) There he is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theres our star!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, so, whatd ya think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I wasnt in that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So thats the girl you like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dont like the guy Rachels dating? Well, thats odd.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kates understudy, Lauren.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, they-they werent in the play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were not actors.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Could I borrow it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! Yeah! Tommys in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think hes gonna snap. (Hes watching very intently)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Go? Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But-but Cailin, he definitely will scream.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, oh-ho bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Anyone mind if I save this?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, is the play over?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Where were you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nah. I kept myself busy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, classy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you didnt see the Post?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, absolutely! Youre talented and youre good looking.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I know! Thats why they trashed me!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kate, do you even like me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, Im fine, and yknow why? Cause of all the riboflavin.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, happily) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway, how did it go with Kate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you had the night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you like learn about her family?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two brothers, one died!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-ho-ho-ho.", "role": "assistant" } ]