bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "What time is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "7", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look. Look, I wasnt going to say anything to you, but... All right, I dont think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, (claps his hands) banging his hands together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were kidding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, dont. Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa, sorry Tommy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, its coffee.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Its-its hot", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, thats a good one.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry! Sorry, Im late; sorry, Im late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(stunned) What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, ahh, go to the window. Im wanna run down to the truck and show you something.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(grabs the window from the outside and sticks his head in) (whispering) When is she leaving?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(making like he is yelling up to the second floor) Im coming up!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I (starts jabbering incoherently)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you use ours across the hall, cause shehasproblems.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, but its-its-its hot!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross, would you just stop it! Its getting really old.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe no one believes me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do, I believe you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. But I also believed her (points to the phone) when she said I was next.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Step away from the duck.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wh-wh-whats going on? Wh-whats this about L.A.?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But, but wh-what about us?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, so, stay for the museums!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, Ill go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Lauren) In a minute!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, its been two days.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing its one of those 801 numbers. Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoe-be!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sorry, Im so sorry, I will pay you back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And yet, shes still not hanging up the phone.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine! Fine! (slams the phone down, breaking it) Oh-oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or... Dick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, I-I need a favor. Umm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansing myself, I ah, I-I, well I felt something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Was it like a sneeze only better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with a disgusted look) What was it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on you guys, it's no big deal! (He turns around and shows him his thing.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-heeeiiiiii-iiiii-ah!! (sees it) Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what is it? Is it a mole? (He moves closer to them, and they jump back.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's... fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just go see a", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahhh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince the people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Vince is a fireman.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, y'know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You're right, I know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (watches him leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, he's cute, Pheebs! But I thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know! I'm like playing the field. Y'know? Like, juggling two guys, I'm sowing my wild oats. Y'know? Y'know, this kind've like y'know oat-sowin', field-playin' juggler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, do they know about each other?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (Joey makes an `I don't know' face, and looks to Chandler and Rachel, who're also stumped) Okay, no they don't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(going over to him) Well?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining them) Okay, how'd it go at the doctor's?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well what is it?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin... abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, \"Awww, he's got a Ross.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Yeah, that'd be cool!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Pete's breaking up with me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That is so great! Oh, I... (sees that a parked car near them has caught on fire) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(the fire has worsened) Oh my God!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stopping him) No! No!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we don't n-n-n-n-need a fireman, we'd, we'd like a good mechanic. (hears the sound of approaching sirens) Oh my God, here they come! Well, we gotta get out of here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple. Y'know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple. Y'know? You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well then, what is it?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(starting to get up) I gotta go water Pete's plants. (stops) Y'know what, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(disgusted) Uh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, pick one of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Which one do you like more?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know? He's so burly, he's sooo very burly. (giggles)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well sensitive is important, pick him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh sure, go with the sissy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jason is not a sissy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know I have dinner plans!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, and the dimmer switch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! For a rich guy he's got, that's a pretty small TV.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sitting down on the couch) I-kea! This is comfortable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with Phoebe) This place is amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God, that is the nicest kitchen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But it's the nicest kitchen, the refrigerator told me to have a great day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I guess that's how.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, how ya doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, it's still me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what do you thing the good news is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And that's Pete's Mom.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well if-if thats what it is, then its-its crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. I gotta go. I have break up with Vince.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, I didnt", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ross) Im telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I dont want to make it savory.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Gimme this. (Grabs the herbalists card and leaves.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi! Okay, dont be mad at me, but I couldnt resist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Brides magazines?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. (starting to cry)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (pause) I need more pie. (goes and gets some)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didnt break up with that fireman?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well hed prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So then, are you going to dump Jason?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(knocks on the door) Jason?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nah-ha!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats a koondis?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I guess its worth a try.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We?! We angered it?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What was, what was that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! Hows that?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (congratulates him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, nice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats that?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (not sure of herself)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanna what?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My parents will be so happy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What time is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "7", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look. Look, I wasnt going to say anything to you, but... All right, I dont think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, (claps his hands) banging his hands together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were kidding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, dont. Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa, sorry Tommy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, its coffee.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Its-its hot", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, thats a good one.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sorry! Sorry, Im late; sorry, Im late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(stunned) What?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, ahh, go to the window. Im wanna run down to the truck and show you something.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(grabs the window from the outside and sticks his head in) (whispering) When is she leaving?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(making like he is yelling up to the second floor) Im coming up!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I (starts jabbering incoherently)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you use ours across the hall, cause shehasproblems.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, but its-its-its hot!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross, would you just stop it! Its getting really old.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe no one believes me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do, I believe you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. But I also believed her (points to the phone) when she said I was next.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Step away from the duck.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wh-wh-whats going on? Wh-whats this about L.A.?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But, but wh-what about us?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, so, stay for the museums!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, Ill go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Lauren) In a minute!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, its been two days.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing its one of those 801 numbers. Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoe-be!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sorry, Im so sorry, I will pay you back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And yet, shes still not hanging up the phone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine! Fine! (slams the phone down, breaking it) Oh-oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or... Dick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, I-I need a favor. Umm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansing myself, I ah, I-I, well I felt something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Was it like a sneeze only better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with a disgusted look) What was it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on you guys, it's no big deal! (He turns around and shows him his thing.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-heeeiiiiii-iiiii-ah!! (sees it) Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what is it? Is it a mole? (He moves closer to them, and they jump back.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's... fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just go see a", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahhh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince the people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Vince is a fireman.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, y'know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You're right, I know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (watches him leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, he's cute, Pheebs! But I thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know! I'm like playing the field. Y'know? Like, juggling two guys, I'm sowing my wild oats. Y'know? Y'know, this kind've like y'know oat-sowin', field-playin' juggler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, do they know about each other?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (Joey makes an `I don't know' face, and looks to Chandler and Rachel, who're also stumped) Okay, no they don't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(going over to him) Well?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining them) Okay, how'd it go at the doctor's?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well what is it?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin... abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, \"Awww, he's got a Ross.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Yeah, that'd be cool!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pete's breaking up with me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That is so great! Oh, I... (sees that a parked car near them has caught on fire) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(the fire has worsened) Oh my God!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(stopping him) No! No!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, we don't n-n-n-n-need a fireman, we'd, we'd like a good mechanic. (hears the sound of approaching sirens) Oh my God, here they come! Well, we gotta get out of here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple. Y'know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple. Y'know? You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well then, what is it?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(starting to get up) I gotta go water Pete's plants. (stops) Y'know what, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(disgusted) Uh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, pick one of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Which one do you like more?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know? He's so burly, he's sooo very burly. (giggles)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well sensitive is important, pick him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh sure, go with the sissy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jason is not a sissy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know I have dinner plans!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, and the dimmer switch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! For a rich guy he's got, that's a pretty small TV.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sitting down on the couch) I-kea! This is comfortable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with Phoebe) This place is amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God, that is the nicest kitchen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But it's the nicest kitchen, the refrigerator told me to have a great day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I guess that's how.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, how ya doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, it's still me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what do you thing the good news is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And that's Pete's Mom.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well if-if thats what it is, then its-its crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. I gotta go. I have break up with Vince.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, I didnt", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ross) Im telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I dont want to make it savory.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Gimme this. (Grabs the herbalists card and leaves.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi! Okay, dont be mad at me, but I couldnt resist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Brides magazines?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. (starting to cry)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (pause) I need more pie. (goes and gets some)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didnt break up with that fireman?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well hed prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So then, are you going to dump Jason?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(knocks on the door) Jason?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nah-ha!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats a koondis?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I guess its worth a try.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We?! We angered it?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What was, what was that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! Hows that?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (congratulates him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, nice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats that?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (not sure of herself)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanna what?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My parents will be so happy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" } ]