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[ { "content": "Well, this is none of my business. (starts to walk away)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I made you a candle light dinner in the park.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Vince) Well, that couldve been really awkward.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, but I-I-I-I can do that for you, Im gonna do that for you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(comforting the duck) Everythings gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Howd it go with Pete?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tell us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, so, so you went to Petes...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Robin is speaking loudly again) I...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Billy) So youre the gynaecologist?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) I have no idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no oh, keep your name, dont take his name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He didnt ask me to marry him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well then definately dont take his name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He wanted to tell me hes gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why?! What is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know exactly. Its-its sorta like wrestling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(intrigued) Oh?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but without the costumes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(disappointed) Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And its not fake, its totally brutal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, its two guys in a ring, and the rules are", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you can like, bite, and pull peoples hair and stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats fish hooking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right buddy, way to go! (smacks him on the butt)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stunned) Dude, what are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeesh, whatd you do about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didnt do anything. I didnt want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta tell ya, I think its okay to be that guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between em.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, can we please go eat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What are we getting?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Anything but stew.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right so, Chandler, from now on, dont give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, dont turn your back to him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. (thinking aloud) Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ah with who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two arent together, she asked if I could set it up, but if youre not cool with it...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh-oh, which one is Bonnie again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (laughs) Thats fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Okay, good for you! (as they leave she slaps Rachel on the butt)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Promise me youll be careful.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, are we still on for tonight?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, good, cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How bout just a boom?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Well that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame. Ready to go to the movies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie. (who has hair by the way)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) Youre Bonnie?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that must be it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Bonnie) Well I hope you have fun tonight.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) You said she was bald.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, she was bald, shes not now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How could you not tell me that she has hair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, I hardly ever say that about people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks in the window) Ohh, well, this is just perfect!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well Im sorry, I thought you said it was okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe it wont work out. Maybe Ross wont like her personality.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, does she have a bad personality?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, Bonnies the best!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to his co-workers) What is with him?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thats not true, he-he smacked you once.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No sir.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(walking up with this huge tub-o-popcorn and drink) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God Ross, what is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, its the Ultimate Fighting Combo. Yeah, I saved thirty cents, plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I love you, Pete!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right! You go get him! Lets go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (she sits down next to him) Its me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell you how proud I am of you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, youre not gonna get going are you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, no. But...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You didnt know that already?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, just get a lot better. (pause) Fast.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. That-that was the problem.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(joining them) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! How long until Petes fight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hot dog?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four, please. (Ross looks at her) Im really nervous. (Ross gives her the four dogs) Thank you. (she grabs four buns, and heads back inside)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasnt expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasnt expecting to like anyone right now, but shes really terrific.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, thats too bad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I-Im saying I liked her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(joining them) Hey! Which ones my turkey burger?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sticking his head out the window) Hey, the fights starting!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, its gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow Im conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sticking his head out the window) Fights over!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I ah, I didnt do them.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Doug!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (he starts to leave)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahhhhh! (walks out, imitating shooting himself in the head)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! Look at that! (drags her away from the window) Its a line of ants! Theyre working as a team!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! (goes back to the window)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking in the window) Right, oh yeah. Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her. Uff, I hope he lets her down easy. Lets go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! That really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, hes gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You said it was okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You said she was bald!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What-what-what-what-what?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, we cant, we just cant just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I dont get it. Arent you the one that decided that you didnt want to be with Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sits down next to her and hugs her) Oh no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we killed them all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Please tell me youre stopping now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Then Ive gotta go. Bye. (kisses him and starts to walk out)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, sir.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. No, not at all, thats-thats ridiculous.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-o-o!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait, if thats his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, she was listing the countries shes done it in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think we all learned something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what that means?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That youre actually 50?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, thats not, thats not me Phoebe, thats her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. (Ross and Bonnie look at her quizzically) Best Friends Forever.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That is so cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats too bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Ohh, big, fat bummerrr.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So great! Okay! Tomorrow were gonna drive out to Montauk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Bonnie had sex there!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, Ill be your boyfriend.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why is that so funny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You made a joke right? So I laughed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Id probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking up carrying a brown paper bag) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, its just my luggage.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I wasnt talking about his karma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(approaching) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, check out the hat!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I cant have children!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously, where did you get the hat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross gave it to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think she looks good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Buy it for ya, or win it for ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And this time, theyve ganged up to form one giant, super hat.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Go, go, go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oy!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats with all this sand? (picking a handful of sand off of the floor, which is covered in sand)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(at the door) Knock, knock, knock.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Phoebe Abott, Im your best friends daughter!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Thats my Dad, thats Frank! Yeah! Im sorry Im getting all flingy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(disappointed) Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, what? What was it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(happily) Yeah, no, it was great.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(getting an idea) Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you crazy?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Allll done!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, whos next?! (She looks around the room, and stops when she comes to Ross.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-o-o! (Rachel gives him a Please? look.) No way!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah well, if ah, if thats the rule this weekend... (She gets up) No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! (she starts creeping up on him)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get away!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just once!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stay away!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Take it like a man, Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he gets up and starts to run away from her) No! (in his escape attempt he crushes Chandlers sand castle) No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big bullies!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow! Ow! Oh, no-no-no!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Oh, hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so, how are we doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bored and bored!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) So whats Phoebe like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, where is he?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She was acting, she was pretending like she hasnt heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isnt this what he would look like now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Totally familiar. (Phoebe shows the rest of them.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, why would she lie to you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?", "role": "user" } ]