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{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, all right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fan out! Fan out!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(jumping in triumph) OH YES!!!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Strip Happy Days Game?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, I couldnt find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and lets see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, relax. Its just a shoe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, take em off!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im just making margaritas.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You painting his toenails?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chasing him all around the room?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica, please?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes totally flirting with you too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I saw you checking me out during the game last night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You didnt even take off your pants.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, lucky for you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shhh! Shhhh! Joeys asleep.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good morning.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Like a log.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im going for a walk.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, ah nothin. I just felt like hangin out here and reading.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh-ha-ha!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean you definitely should do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats the matter, Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. Shes avoiding me, she doesnt want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she wont tell me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww Pheebs, that sucks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, dont Aww Pheebs, that sucks! me yet. (she starts to leave)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Where ya going?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, shes out of town so, theres gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, are any of those people here?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, look I-I-I do something nice, okay? Ill-Ill fill her ice trays.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh-haa-haa! Look what cha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nooo, but it, but its great.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She said you gave her the razor!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahh, no, Im good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, have fun! Wooo!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You still love me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noo.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You still love me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just, I feel, I-I just...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I feel...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But I made cards!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) Wanna play strip poker for practice?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No!! Its me! Its me! I-I didnt want to make any noise!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My Father is Chuck Magioni?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Heh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats not true! Her, she doesnt even know what she wants! Rachels still mad about the whole thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, but ahhhhhh!! I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahhhh! (Steps away from her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good night.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okey-dokey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There is not one hair on that head.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, itll grow back, right? And she-shes really fun, and shes cool, and-and Im finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and Im finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesnt work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering the bedroom) Hi. (closes the door)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a fake voice) Hi there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats that weird voice again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ehh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldnt go out with a guy like Chandler...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(voice-over) ...and he couldnt let it go, and... I dont really know what happened with that either.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(surprised) Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Awww.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, youre welcome a million.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(softly) Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stopping suddenly and getting up) Okay, I gotta go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa! What?! Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here?! Now?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) Whoa-ho.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah. (opens the door) It wasnt every morning.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, making it worse!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y'know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How close?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont even know how that would work!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting) Im not asking!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Lets see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont ever want to see you again!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, wheres my purse?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! Were out of soda.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(jumping up) Oh, Ill go out and get you some.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, umm, my Moms friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I found a dried up seashores.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sweety, what are you talking about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, my new Mom, who-whos a big, fat abandoner! (starts to go upstairs)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Dont you wanna stay here and talk about it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Im just, I wanna, I need to be alone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(turning around, insistently) Monica!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its over.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, was it awful?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wrote you a letter.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Ill be up in, (looks at the letter) 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Done!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You just finished?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So umm, does it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole Does it? part just another glance.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) No, Rach, no. I dont, I dont, I dont have to think about it, in fact, Ive decided, Ive decided that, that it.......does.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you sure?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, sure! Im sure.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ennnh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive got canned goods.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Excellent hole, Joe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no! No!! My hole!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(screaming in pain) Ow!! Ow!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its like two miles!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and Im a little tired from digging the hole.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Weve got to do something!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, theres really only one thing you can do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What is it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre gonna have to pee on it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!! Gross!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dont blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well forget it! It doesnt hurt that (tries to take a step) baaad!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If you want some privacy you can use my hole.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How was the beach?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, I dont know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me too!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Im gonna put this (her suitcase) in the car.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It does. It really and truly does.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(finding the part) (looks up in disgust) It so does not!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! If you say that one more time, Im gonna break up with you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) If you accept full responsibility... (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! ...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure, its hard to forget! But that doesnt mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, (to Chandler) ever talk about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What the hell happened on that beach?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its between us and the sea, Ross!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the person that answered the door) Hi, Ursula.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well umm, I know that we havent talked in a long time, but umm okay, our Mom is not our birth Mom. This-this other lady is our birth Mom.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked) You know her?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There-there was a suicide note?! (Ursula nods Yes.) Well, do you still have it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I, umm, shut up!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Noooo!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pass the cheese, please.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. Im-Im to depressed to talk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(coming back in with Rachel) Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What happened? Joey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. (gets up)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(running over and joining Monica) Theyll never understand!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! Its eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was in too much pain.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And I was tired from digging the huge hole!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And then Joey remembered something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing) ...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm. (applause) Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. (Sees that Phoebe Sr. has entered, and to her) Except for you. You go away.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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