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[
{
"content": "Okay, bye.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But, its not like were losing anything. Y'know?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its not like we-we know each other or anything. Or that have anything in common.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I like pizza!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, so do I!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh, well! But umm, still Im-Im mad at you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-hooo, I missed you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I missed you too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(getting miffed) I suppose.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(getting angry) Umm-hmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You bet.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I fell asleep!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You fell asleep?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was 5",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no-no-no dont you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I KNEW IT!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sets down some cards) Gin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Will you stop!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turn and slide.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, how about we, how bout we sell it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. But, youre gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yesss!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whos Chip?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shhh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chip, is Chip Matthews.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) I was just leaving.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good! Cause Ive got a product report to read, its like eight pages, I hope I dont fall asleep.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? Did you write it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well ah, actually...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, umm, why dont you give him a call?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sure.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im reading your ad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Looks good, uh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(reading the ad) Stunning entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship. (Joey is very proud of himself)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why? I love that thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You want it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looks at him) Nooo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. What do you do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I actually dont know...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good, so do I",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Something to do with numbers?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing. Nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Whats wrong?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure shes in the cat, or have you been taking your grandmas glycoma medicine again?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) Let it go!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, that little thing at the prom?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, you and I went to different high schools...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chips motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) They had to have that specially made?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now hes-hes called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill try.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why cant you use the phone in here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, dont start.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I believe it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No you dont.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, I do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Jurassic Park could happen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pretty nice?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, I, I really dont think we need a canoe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Peter) Good for you!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebes mother also goes by the name Julio.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do we have to tell her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, we have to tell her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, but its made her so happy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I hate when Ross is right!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He is right, isnt he?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times hes wrong.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-no, hes right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering, with Julio) Hi. (sits down in the chair)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) Hows that going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just feel so, uhh.....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im coming already!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Jeez!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hello, Chip.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at Bloomingdales, have wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, Ive never felt better about myself.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldnt, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah? (opens up the center and takes out the stereo) If I cant, Ill knock five bucks off the price off the unit.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! A lipper from Chipper.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that all?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, how is he?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Isnt he an architect now?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OH MY GOD!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you all right?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(lets him out) What happened?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "SoYou got in voluntarily?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "BEND OVER?!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You still work at the multiplex?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, your microwave. The stereo.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Oh my God! What happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) So, how was your date?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Um-hmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh honey, Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Thats so great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, they said uh, You dont have insurance here, so stop calling us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didnt tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? (sees Ross) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh. Um-hmm. But y'know, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "None.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know what to say.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You could.... say youre sorry to her mom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think she would like that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. We both forgive you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And youre welcome to come back anytime.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ill go with you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me too. (they all leave)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Y'know, Ive got an extra futon.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, Im, Im paddling away!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Returning carrying a couple of rusted lawn chairs) Huh?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And, some of it is not even popped!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Could we be more white trash?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How come?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because I need the money, and I thought that itd be a great way to get rid of that last little schmidgen of self-respect.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just pickle.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My boss, Joanna? Wow, that mustve been awkward.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a drink.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) No. No!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, not at first.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is she doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a big, dull dud.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on! Its not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually Im pretty much just in there by myself.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler!! (He turns around quickly) Promise me, you will end it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I promise, Ill end it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Doing great, the quiches are coming along.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I thought it was cute.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Let me ask you a question.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why did you hire me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks Im good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I didnt hear that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! And hey, its cool if youre a lesbian! (Gives her a thumbs up)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhhhh. (Hes not sure)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im telling you its totally unconstituional.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. (Joey starts to nod Yes.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah-well-yeah! Yeah-oh-yeah. Come on in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats weird.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your nails.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no, I meant that its weird that you only have nine now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then why are you laughing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? You bet Id lose a nail?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Frozen lasagnas?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont get it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Op, the ruined quiches are ready.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It just doesntfeel like were breaking up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Starts to button up his shirt)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im getting dressed.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You are, youre gonna leave me like this?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats weird, she locked the door.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello, Joanna(Realises he doesnt know her last name)s office.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How little?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why not?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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