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[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(answering it) (angrily) What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, heres the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You promised you would break up with her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Never!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You never come into this office again!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You give me back my Walkman!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Inever borrowed your Walkman.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does it hurt?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "About what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ho-ho, I dont think so!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, this is much better.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He cut off his ear.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "In the woods. No wait-wait, thats the joke answer.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Spocks birth control.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This used to be your room? (She nods Yes) Wow! You mustve been in really good shape as a kid.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh good, Im glad thats catching on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, \"Yeah, he pulled a Monica.\" Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, \"Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica.\" Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, \"Yeah, that ones outta here.\" Though some things dont change.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What if I clean your bathroom for a month?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It still wouldnt be clean. (Rachel makes an Eww, disgusting! face) All I want is my freedom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Foot rubs for a month!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Freedom!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Freedom! I want my freedom! Why wont you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sophie sit!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! God, would you just calm down!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You wanna see what I got? (He gets up to empty out his pockets) Okay? Ive got a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex, a rock, and an army man. Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And a 50. (The salesman stops suddenly) Huh, these must be Chandlers pants.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "With extra pulp?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(happily) Yeah!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You dont have it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How do Monica and Phoebe know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(intrigued) Go on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can make you a legend. I can make you this generations Milton Berle.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Milton Berle has a",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theyre not even touching the lasagna!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, they love your casserole.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its hard to believe that just a little while ago this was nothing but ingredients.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hello) Hello.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a sexy voice) Hello, Chandler. (Phoebe has a huge smile on her face.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) I love you. (Kisses her on the forehead)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wh-whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No he doesnt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(checks his watch) Two hours, that lasted!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So did you break up with Joanna?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, its good thing you got out when you did, before she blew up like that Vesuvius.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The volcano?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous rock formation.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, lava spewing, hot ash, of course some are dormant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War? (Joey is pissed)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God, Korea is such a beautiful country.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "With such a sad history.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Could there be more Kims?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its me! Good morning!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah! Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! New wallet, huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesnt say cool anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You just put an empty carton back in the fridge!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Third door on the left.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ummm. Oh! Im sorry. (She grabs the box and offers him a piece.) Its a little old but",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I didnt I never said that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(starting to cry) Okay, Im sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God! If youre gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats easy for you to say, you werent almost just killed.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right thats it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Picking up a card from Chandlers wallet.) My God! Is this a gym card?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but Ive missed the last 1200 times.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So why dont you quit?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You dont think Ive tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who is Maria?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gymtreat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So youre strong enough to face her on your own?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, youll have to come.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, youre gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I have actually not heard of that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh please, somebody tell me I dont have to go to work today!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So do them for free.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And its against my oath as a masseuse.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They make you take an oath?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that ones actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why dont you just give him to somebody else?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I can handle it. No, Im a professional. (She starts to leave)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because thats the only part of you he can see when hes on the table!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then how do you explain the toe ring?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because its Arabian princess day at work! Okay?! Leave me alone!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! My hero! What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What a minute, what did he say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! You got us evicted!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I told you not to go down there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well he made Rachel cry!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel always cries!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats not true! (Starts to cry.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like youve never sucked before!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes. (In a stronger voice) Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "One more time, \"Hey, dont you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good! Thats good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (They go inside) (To the guy at the desk) I wanna quit the gym.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wanna quit the gym.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(He turns to Ross and Ross makes a Be strong sound.) I wanna quit the gym.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me? No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(horrified at the prospect of trying to quit alone and unsure about himself) I wanna quit the gym.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "These old things.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You mean theOkay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (She goes to work, and her head slowly drops out of view.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please dont kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasnt there fault, it was mine.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. Im the chick and Chandler is the duck.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, absolutely.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, what is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats not, prison lingo, is it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "His dancing partner?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, why doesnt he practice with a girl?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down thatgarbage chute. (Starts to cry)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, would you let it go already?! Youre fine!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! So, did you quit?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I almost did, couldnt leave Ross there without a spotter!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait, now so you joined the gym?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And thats funny, why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, umm, I was just yknow working out and umm Oh, thats it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you could actually go to the gym.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre a genius!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww, man, now we wont be bank buddies!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now, theres two reasons.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Where?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "On the touchy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And thats not against your oath?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I know! I-Im sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when Im doing something exciting and I dont wanna get too excited, I just ahh, yknow try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you, Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, Im here, lets ahh, get this over with.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa, dont we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, its okay, but if Im Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on man, youre not a potato.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughing) What was that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You just did a little dancy thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No I didnt.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes you did! You did like a little hop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You are soo enjoying this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, Im not! And it wasnt a hop it was a pademarie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughing harder) You know the words! You are so into this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, well maybe Im enjoying it a little bit. I mean Im getting pretty good at it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey, hold on, this isnt some kind of like girly dance. All right, its like a sport, its manly!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, then show me some manly moves.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know how to lead.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wed like to close our accounts.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, wed just like to close them.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wanna quit the bank!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking to herself) Okay, baseball. Rick, playing baseball. Okay, slides into second, maybe even his pants come down a little Oh nowait no, no! No! Okay, all right, sandwiches, sandwiches. Umm, okay, on a plate, maybe Ricks pants come down a little. No! No! Okay, Chandler! Okay Chandler, ooh, thats working.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking to herself) Chandlers knees. Chandlers ankles. Chandlers ankle hair. (notices the clock) Oh no. (to Rick) Okay, youre all set.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! In really long hour world.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Okay, quit down. (they start to kiss again)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isnt what it looks like, cause Rick is my ahh, husband.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, I will tell her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you didnt leave the bank?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you ever gonna use that for?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "To pay for the gym.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got fired?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my Gosh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sweety...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah Bunny-rabbit.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, you wanna use our place?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We did it!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well, okay, good luck.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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