bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Department of Sanitation?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(trying to make his disgust into lust) Ah, Cheryl!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh... yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's great! Congratulations!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm a hard ass.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can cook and you can take care of the money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? That's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[nodding, with mixed feelings] Aahhuuhhh....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Happy birthday.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No he didn't. [Moving it back.]", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Happy birthday! I'm sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah... yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "[to Kathy] Goodnight.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, the book?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(tongue-tied) Uhl..ell. By the way, in case you missed that, that sound was, \"Uhl, ell.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, he's my... he's my best friend.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Goodnight. (Goes to his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening bedroom door) Hey, that coupon expires, you know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! All right, so Ill call you later.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im upsetfor you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He cant believe he just sad that.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the big deal? Its not like were exclusive.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got all that from the back of her head?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, I think its time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whos Elaine?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) \"Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease\" Darn it! Now, I dont know who to get to the next verse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you could just go uh, \"greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn.\" Then go right into it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm, yknow, I used to play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, thats right, the keyboards, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, \"The Sound.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wanna hear \"The Sound.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, play that funky music white boy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Bring it on, you", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here we go. (Plays one note) Yknow, Ive-Ive never played my stuff for anyone before, so its important that-that you understand its about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Yknow, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. Thats what Im", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Oh my God! Play!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(At a loss for words) Boy, that was-that was, umm terrific.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really, bitchin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, it was sowow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! I mean, really?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Thanks, you guys. Thats uhohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. Ill be right back! Okay? (Runs to fetch them) This is so nice, ImI am so (starts to break up and leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean like, music?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I know what youre thinkin! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come in!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, hes not back yet, but hell be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) of the boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why cant you tell her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! Joey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought your time ran out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more(his time runs out for real)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So I guess its just uh, you and me then.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I think it is!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "and then it got canceled.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?! You do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dog grooming huh? Okay, just dont make my tail too poofy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What-what cha doin?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Kay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumping up to answer the phone) Oh the phone! The phones making sounds! (On phone) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey dude, its me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey its Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Yes! Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no-no, this is bad! Its bad! This is bad!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means were unhappy forever. Sound good?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I have to; hes my best friend, and youre seeing him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupting) Oh-no-no-no! Dont! Dont! See-see, youre getting me confused, Im starting to urn.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I think we have too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(His voice is altered to sound like a computer.) Electrifying. (He plays the sound of a ticking clock.) Emphatic time-time-time", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel and Phoebe) Y'know, theres a Starbucks about three blocks down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pushing Monica back onto the couch) Its so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(with the altered voice) Thank you guys-guys-guys", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Hey, arent you up next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, Im not playing tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, Ross sucks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, hes not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys. You suck too. (She hugs them both.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aww man! I cant believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hang on buddy! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to reveal a fully furnished apartment.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sure did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. (He goes over and presses a button on a remote control that opens the entertainment center doors revealing the TV.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! Thats the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow Im 29. I mean who needs a savings account.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean with Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, Kathy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could be Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, Kathy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Consider Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what I think? I think somebodys got a little crush on Casey. How bout I fix you two up? What do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Yknow my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I I wont play anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I kissed Kathy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does Joey know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. Is there anyway, anyway you think hell understand this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, dont say that! Dont say that. Thats not true. Is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think maybe, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He loves you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why didnt you tell me to do that?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! No, thats right. And I thought it was a really good idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I remember that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember you did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because you do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Samboucha Margarita?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that a real thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, youre timing couldnt be better. Shes not my girlfriend anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she broke up with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh uh, when?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Ive been better. But, Im all right. So you like her huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but I-I uh, dont have too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, no its uh, its okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. You know why? Cause you came to me first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its me. Im the other guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And what?! Did you sleep with her?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No! I just kissed her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!! Thats even worse!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How is that worse?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know! But its the same!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like \"Well, kinda.\") Well, yknow what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and theres a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that Im not gonna eat! You know why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Probably because", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because its all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And Im not happy about you either. (The bread maker dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom and slams the door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, hes lost it. Hes totally lost it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(removing ear plugs) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, like I could lose it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I played bad on purpose guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeahno, just that last song.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering phone) Stop callin!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look everyone, its the spirit of Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So are things with you and Joey any better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You shouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I dont know why I do that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, Im gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We havent eaten yet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I picked her! Oh thank God you want her! Ooh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, its like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, lets trade!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Op, y'know what though, its kindve a girlie briefcase.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who cares? He works in a museum!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is wrong with this freezer?! (She jabs her arm into the freezer and a piece of ice flies into her eye.) Ow! Ow!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God, what happened?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Open it up, let me see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe you should put some ice on it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, God it looks bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes really picky about his patients.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Shes very excited about that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is so cool, til Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, get out of my kitchen!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) All right! Okay! I think I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! (Ross is pleased.) I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but Im already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yknow what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no, you dont want to do that, then youre gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats not true! Ive got her lots of stuff she never took back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When was the last time you saw her wear it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big dog?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everything? Even the TV?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Im putting that in my room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Five years.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youve sentenced him?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, the guys your best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, who? Me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna get you to talk to Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. But if you werent my best friend.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Something in Italian.) (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, so cute, that Im thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My folks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, its not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I dont want to live with some one who doesnt know what it is to be a friend. So, Ill see ya. (He starts to leave, but Chandler grabs his bag and stops him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You did! And thats why Im leaving.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I was probably waiting for it to open.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You look great too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So how does it look?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Like a pirate?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Big family dinner tonight?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No way!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(disappointed) Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(happy) Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hes coming here for Thanksgiving!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, its sick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why is it sick?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because its Richards son! Its like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand dont you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can see where Id be your best shot but, no. Im sorry, but I think its twisted.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me going out with Richards son.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ewwwww!! Ew! Ew! Ew!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He is now in the box, in their living room.) Sounds like a really bad idea to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is he okay in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes fine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richards son, youd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now, what exactly is the point of the box?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(worried) Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just wanna check something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Air hole! Air hole!! (Ross retracts his hand quickly.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(grabbing the necklace) The necklace I got you was gold, this one is silver.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well isnt it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did you get?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Credit.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(running in from her bedroom) Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My brother, Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And Rachel. (Chandler clears his voice loudly) And thats Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do ya do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, well, hes", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes doin some thinkin!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Department of Sanitation?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(trying to make his disgust into lust) Ah, Cheryl!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh... yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's great! Congratulations!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm a hard ass.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can cook and you can take care of the money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? That's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[nodding, with mixed feelings] Aahhuuhhh....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Happy birthday.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No he didn't. [Moving it back.]", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Happy birthday! I'm sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah... yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "[to Kathy] Goodnight.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, the book?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(tongue-tied) Uhl..ell. By the way, in case you missed that, that sound was, \"Uhl, ell.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, he's my... he's my best friend.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Goodnight. (Goes to his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening bedroom door) Hey, that coupon expires, you know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Great! All right, so Ill call you later.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im upsetfor you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He cant believe he just sad that.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the big deal? Its not like were exclusive.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got all that from the back of her head?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, I think its time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whos Elaine?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) \"Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease\" Darn it! Now, I dont know who to get to the next verse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you could just go uh, \"greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn.\" Then go right into it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm, yknow, I used to play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, thats right, the keyboards, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, \"The Sound.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wanna hear \"The Sound.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, play that funky music white boy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Bring it on, you", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here we go. (Plays one note) Yknow, Ive-Ive never played my stuff for anyone before, so its important that-that you understand its about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Yknow, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. Thats what Im", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Oh my God! Play!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(At a loss for words) Boy, that was-that was, umm terrific.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really, bitchin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, it was sowow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! I mean, really?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Thanks, you guys. Thats uhohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. Ill be right back! Okay? (Runs to fetch them) This is so nice, ImI am so (starts to break up and leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean like, music?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I know what youre thinkin! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come in!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no, hes not back yet, but hell be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) of the boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why cant you tell her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! Joey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought your time ran out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more(his time runs out for real)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So I guess its just uh, you and me then.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I think it is!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "and then it got canceled.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?! You do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dog grooming huh? Okay, just dont make my tail too poofy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What-what cha doin?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Kay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(jumping up to answer the phone) Oh the phone! The phones making sounds! (On phone) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey dude, its me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey its Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. Yes! Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no-no, this is bad! Its bad! This is bad!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means were unhappy forever. Sound good?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I have to; hes my best friend, and youre seeing him.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupting) Oh-no-no-no! Dont! Dont! See-see, youre getting me confused, Im starting to urn.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I think we have too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(His voice is altered to sound like a computer.) Electrifying. (He plays the sound of a ticking clock.) Emphatic time-time-time", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel and Phoebe) Y'know, theres a Starbucks about three blocks down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pushing Monica back onto the couch) Its so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(with the altered voice) Thank you guys-guys-guys", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Hey, arent you up next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, Im not playing tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, Ross sucks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, hes not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys. You suck too. (She hugs them both.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Aww man! I cant believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hang on buddy! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to reveal a fully furnished apartment.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sure did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. (He goes over and presses a button on a remote control that opens the entertainment center doors revealing the TV.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! Thats the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow Im 29. I mean who needs a savings account.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean with Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, Kathy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could be Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, Kathy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Consider Casey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what I think? I think somebodys got a little crush on Casey. How bout I fix you two up? What do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Yknow my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I I wont play anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I kissed Kathy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does Joey know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. Is there anyway, anyway you think hell understand this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, dont say that! Dont say that. Thats not true. Is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think maybe, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He loves you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why didnt you tell me to do that?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! No, thats right. And I thought it was a really good idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I remember that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember you did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because you do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Samboucha Margarita?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that a real thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, youre timing couldnt be better. Shes not my girlfriend anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she broke up with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh uh, when?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Ive been better. But, Im all right. So you like her huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but I-I uh, dont have too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, no its uh, its okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. You know why? Cause you came to me first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its me. Im the other guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And what?! Did you sleep with her?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No! I just kissed her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!! Thats even worse!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How is that worse?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know! But its the same!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like \"Well, kinda.\") Well, yknow what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and theres a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that Im not gonna eat! You know why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Probably because", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because its all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And Im not happy about you either. (The bread maker dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom and slams the door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, hes lost it. Hes totally lost it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(removing ear plugs) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, like I could lose it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I played bad on purpose guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeahno, just that last song.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering phone) Stop callin!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look everyone, its the spirit of Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So are things with you and Joey any better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You shouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I dont know why I do that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, Im gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We havent eaten yet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I picked her! Oh thank God you want her! Ooh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, its like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, lets trade!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Op, y'know what though, its kindve a girlie briefcase.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who cares? He works in a museum!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is wrong with this freezer?! (She jabs her arm into the freezer and a piece of ice flies into her eye.) Ow! Ow!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God, what happened?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Open it up, let me see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe you should put some ice on it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, God it looks bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes really picky about his patients.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Shes very excited about that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is so cool, til Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, get out of my kitchen!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) All right! Okay! I think I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! (Ross is pleased.) I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but Im already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yknow what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no, you dont want to do that, then youre gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats not true! Ive got her lots of stuff she never took back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When was the last time you saw her wear it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big dog?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everything? Even the TV?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Im putting that in my room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Five years.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youve sentenced him?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, the guys your best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, who? Me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna get you to talk to Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. But if you werent my best friend.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Something in Italian.) (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, so cute, that Im thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My folks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, its not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I dont want to live with some one who doesnt know what it is to be a friend. So, Ill see ya. (He starts to leave, but Chandler grabs his bag and stops him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You did! And thats why Im leaving.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I was probably waiting for it to open.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You look great too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So how does it look?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Like a pirate?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Big family dinner tonight?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No way!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(disappointed) Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(happy) Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hes coming here for Thanksgiving!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, its sick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why is it sick?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because its Richards son! Its like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand dont you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can see where Id be your best shot but, no. Im sorry, but I think its twisted.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me going out with Richards son.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ewwwww!! Ew! Ew! Ew!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He is now in the box, in their living room.) Sounds like a really bad idea to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is he okay in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes fine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richards son, youd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now, what exactly is the point of the box?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(worried) Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just wanna check something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Air hole! Air hole!! (Ross retracts his hand quickly.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(grabbing the necklace) The necklace I got you was gold, this one is silver.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well isnt it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did you get?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Credit.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(running in from her bedroom) Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My brother, Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And Rachel. (Chandler clears his voice loudly) And thats Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do ya do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, well, hes", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes doin some thinkin!", "role": "user" } ]