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[
{
"content": "What happened? What happened?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You kissed my girlfriend!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, I like those sunglasses.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Swears in Italian, its the same term used by Joey earlier and Joey nods his approval.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right everybody, this turkey is ready!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See hes nice. Right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, \"Thats not how your dad used to do it.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I saved you a seat. (Motions to the one next to her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pouring the wine) Sick-sick-sick-sick.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Gotcha! (laughs)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That doesnt sound like thinking to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sorry!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, you got it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, can you pass me the yams?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure! Oh, and Joeys got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ho-ho, weve got company.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, fine. (She gets up and walks into her bedroom)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesnt mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise youre just an idiot in a box!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre right, and Im sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I wont say another word tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(putting off her coat) Ooh, this always happens. (Her coat gets stuck.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow all my friends think this is weird.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know! I mean its like me and your dad, thats a totally separate thing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing. Nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kiss",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting) Dont say it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats okay. Chandlers the one Im mad at.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "In the box.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, he-he cant talk right now.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey, had reasons.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They were threefold.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(starting to cry) Open the box!! (Runs over to do so.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, were gonna be fine! Get out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you did some real good thinkin in there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Man, this is",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now go! Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from youre secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, who got Chandler? Cause I uh, need to trade.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, he sees her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hes catching up to her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, she sees him! Oh, theyre hugging!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hes taking her purse!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, there they are!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, get a room.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okayyyyy, open up!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, its for our catering business!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think I know that girl.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, umm, were not gonna really keep it this way though.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And also, we dont know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and the girls nipples light up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, I definitely know her.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, Im gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence dozens of people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How could you say yes, what about our catering business?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, in that case(hops up and down in joy)Yay! (Monica looks confused) That was me hopping on board.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nooo!! Gandolf?! Gandolf is coming to town?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, we are sooo gonna party!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mike \"Gandolf\" Ganderson, only like the funest guy in the world.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna call after you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, why do you call him Gandolf?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I had sex in high school.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring committee is meeting people all day and",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh! Thats great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I, umm",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh man! I am so excitedI may vomit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Will you calm down, hes just a human guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, its beautiful country up there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Okay! I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snake bite kit!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its not gonna be exactly like last time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, Ill see you guys.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-wh-wh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I have an audition, but Ill definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Somewhere maybe along the equator?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(answering it) Hello. (listens) (to Ross) Its Gandolf!!! (on phone) So, are you in town? (listens) (disappointed) Oh, well, well maybe next time then. (Hangs up)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes not gonna make it, hes stuck in Chicago.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stupid, useless Canadian money!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, I realize that",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love working with designers!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! My first review is out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter, ohh, this used to keep me so warm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, look at my on the back page.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay! (reading) \"Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head.\" (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, they dont pay me a penny a word to make friends.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Do you need me to go with you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, its okay. But are we sure we dont want the waterbed?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Havent we made this decision?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, all right. (starts to leave)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(answering it) Who is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, oh my God. (on intercom) Call me on the phone!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Phoebe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Monica!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I couldnt eat it! I had five friends who couldnt eat it, and one of them eats books.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres nobody here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you want me to quit?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My drinking?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Said what? Exactly.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Say more things like that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id need an expense account.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And an assistant.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought youd be out partying with Gandel-worf.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its Gandolf, and hes not coming.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So youve been sittin around here all mornin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! I balanced my checkbook.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the foosball players.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe he didnt come!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Wed meet, wed meet total strangers, and hang out with them!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we could do that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theres other stuff too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not like we dont know how to party!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! All right? Lets go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, those were seals, man.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, the owner of Allesandros came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!! You just ruined the thing I was practicing the whole way home, but Im soo happy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, youve waited soo long.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Pheebs, quick question for ya.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, it would totally depend on her coloring and (realizes) You got the job!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job! The wedding reception.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But weve only had one job.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, but now we have this second one and it just, it feels like its snowballing, yknow?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! What are you saying?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I got offered the head chef job at Allesandros.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its okay, cause y'know what? You dont really need me for the business.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. But umm, I-I-Ill pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im an assistant buyer!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, all right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, were having fun, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im kinda beat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Actually, me too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you serious?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank God! Im exhausted!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, but uh, I dont want to be up too late, so uh, Ill have a decaf.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, me too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, yknow? I used them as mittens, I didnt want to touch a thing in that last place.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How sad are we?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were 29, were not women.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Im hearing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Or! A bakery delivery person.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I wa-I wa-I wa",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pizza?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Im guessing that if you dont want to deliver, you probably dont want to pick stuff up either.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what, lets do the catering business.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?! Are you sure?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason youre unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im unhappy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Besides, it might be kinda fun to form the new A-Team.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Heard what?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! How?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, God. Oh, God. (gets worried) Oh God.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Sophie, I guess you didnt hear about Joanna",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry Im late, did I miss anything?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth. (Joey, with an obvious mouth full, nods yes.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "15? (Joey nods again) Your personal best! (Ross takes an Oreo and Joey mumbles, no!)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where were you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, which museum?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(just Phoebe) No, answer his.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were you so late because you were burring this woman?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Im getting back down cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but shes like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Done! I did it! Heh, whos stupid now? (He smiles and has cookie remains all over his teeth.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) Theyre lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, that papers two weeks old.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, yknow, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know itll be Valentines Day, then my birthday, then bang!before you know it, theyre lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! (hearing this, Gunther moves in) Yknow, I want a man!! (Gunther leaves depressed) I mean, it doesnt even have to be a big relationship, yknow, just like a fling would be great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?! I didnt think girls ever just wanted a fling.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I know what Im giving you for Christmas.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I have a girlfriend, Im-Im happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats wrong Mon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, maybe they meant to write, Quiet, bitch.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, honey! Whats the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, wait a minute, youre the boss! Why dont you just yell at them? Or, fire them?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good enough to get fired.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, youre hired!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(he glares at him for a while) Yes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? (Drew looks at him) Og-ee-op, Im not asking for me, Im I mean No, Im-Im not gay, Im not asking you out. Im not-Im not-Im not gay!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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