bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Oh, yknow what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Drew) Oh, by the way, that is her full name.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well, thats uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I dont really know what that is, but lets!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! You guys, Im writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But yknow umm, Rachel doesnt rhyme with draddle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know but its so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All good, thanks. (to Rachel) Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname thats easier to rhyme?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didnt your dad used to call you Pumpkin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hello, children!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! Where are the seats?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wherever! Ive got like 20!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, will I like any of these guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what, Im gonna uh, play the field just a little more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys are signing over their 401-Ks to me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) You work with robots!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I like swimmers bodies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Op, I like credit cards!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so what does he do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your company has a fine foods division?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a big company, I dontif youI", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, the robots just work for them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! With who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I cant decide between the two of them. Yknow the one from Poughkeepsie, even though shes a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Yknow shes, well shes-shes just as pretty, I guess shes smart, shes not fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, man!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(checks his watch) Damn! (runs out to work)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering from the dining room) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what happened to your fancy chefs jacket? (sees theres a burn spot on it)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its still a tiny bit on fire there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. (Joeys still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, like father, like son.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ummmmmmmm, no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You dont tell the guy that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first dateoh, hes so gonna get the wrong idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right heres the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(louder) A positive atmosphere! But I-I-I have had it up to here. (She holds her hand over her head as an afterthought.) From now on, it is gonna be my way, or the highway! All right? Does anybody have a problem with that?!! (Joey looks at the money hes holding, and doesnt speak up.) Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No maam.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell happened?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, \"Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You dont fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and theyll start listening to all the nice things Ive been saying about you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What kinda things have you been saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Oh, yknow, yknow what Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im not Jewish, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! Ross doesnt really decorate his tree with floss, but you dont hear him complaining do you? God! (Phoebe hits her guitar which wakes up Ross with a start.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bad dream?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wasnt sleeping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, did you pick one yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thoughtit wasnt that funny. So Im still torn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, youre right. Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Prague?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theres sooo much you dont know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did! I absolutely did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You idiot!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sure youre right, but why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont tell a guy that youre looking for a serious relationship! You dont tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, you should never be allowed to talk to people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! See just Im right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! (She sits down heavily in one of the new chairs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow, youre-youre gonna meet somebody! Youre a great catch! Yknow when I was telling all those guys about you, I didnt have to lie once. (He sits down on the arm of her chair)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it doesnt matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, yknow what, Ive got two tickets to tonights Rangers game, you wanna come with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, actually its a hockey team, so its angry Canadians with no teeth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well that sounds fun too. (They hug.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Have you ever been with a woman?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So there is no good time to ask that question.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I need more swordfish. (to one of the assistant chefs) Can you get me some more swordfish?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You did a minute ago!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, Im cold! (She spills something.) And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out! (the door opens)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats not funny.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Yknow that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You bet I do! I just ah, wasnt listening then, thats all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well if you want a problem? Ill give you a problem!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Good! Now, take those salads to table 4, (to the kitchen worker from earlier) And you! Get the swordfish! (to another assistant chef) And you! Get a haircut!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(waking up) What? (notices that there is now a beautiful woman sitting next to him)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(now fully awake) Are we really in Montreal?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I guess I shouldve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Enough!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(leaving) Lean-lean-lean!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) \"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you-you know what I meant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what job did you get Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) \"And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh actually Joey, its the Cretasous period.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ewww! And \"Oh no!\" Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its her-its her egg and her sperm, and Im-Im just the oven, its totally their bun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did you tell them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, whats your point?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the stuff I just mentioned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be akeeper.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We just want you to think it through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, sure, its not mine anyway. It can with the pants.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I am so jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys are really rightthere arent you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Right where?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the sex?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, we havent had sex yet. Okay, whats the big deal? Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Chandler that is so nice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is really nicelying! No way is that the reason!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why? Just because youre not mature enough to understand something like that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hes right, Im totally lying.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Then what is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And youre afraid you wont be able tofill his shoes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and I was saying the actual words.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So big deal, so Joeys had a lot of girlfriends, it doesnt mean hes great in bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We share a wall! So either hes great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just go for it Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you should.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you should, really.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic period.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old \"Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.\") Okay, moving right along. Come on.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry, Im late.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! You really go all out when youre expecting company.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didnt know that you didpot.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, erotiery!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I get a puppy!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, how-how come?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats crazy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whatever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, yknow what, I think its time for puppy to go out again. Come on, lets go to the balcony.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) So, did you do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes, we had the sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-oh, it was bad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was fine, yknow? But she didnt agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, \"I see you point, Im all right with it.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it was the first time. Yknow, theres not always a lot of agreement the first time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, \"My God! Somebodys killing her in there!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) There are seven?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Points to one) Thats one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its kind of an important one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(continuing) Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That-thats bad?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well if you go to Disneyland, you dont spend the whole day on the Materhorn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you might if it were anything like 7!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit em all, and you mix em up. You gotta keep them on their toes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. (Chandler eyes her and her toes.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, 7..77-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, \"My God why?!\" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) Im Joey! Im an actor! I dont know squat about dinosaurs!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, there you go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you hang in there Teddy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, good-good for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, Rhonda.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, Scott!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I never saw that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, it was only okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Ooh! Umm!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, why dont you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh, yeah!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its gonna be so great.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided Im gonna carry their baby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It depends on who asked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if I asked?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Mon, sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Totally!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Boy, you are really not a morning person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) BACK OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What is that noise?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its the chick! Shesgoing through some changes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What kind of changes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Ive been up since six. Thanks to somebodys dumb-ass rooster.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, how will they know if youre ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, theyre just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay everyone, think thick.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! Wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good luck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good luck. (to Monica) And Im still right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is sooo not true!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can check that for ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, whats that about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Five.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many guesses do you get?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Challenge extended.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Challenge excepted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, well start withapples.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well be starting with apples.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Stop that now!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Diet soda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Orange juice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ha-ha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They have another guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well, we won that one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, the last thing", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Joeys ear.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, not for like another two weeks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got it! Scotch tape. (Theyre right.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did you know she would buy scotch tape?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you scared?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross will do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sure, \"Ross will do it!\" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Well ask Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no, I-I wanna play.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Embryossss? As in, \"More than one?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats it! 25 percent? That means thats its like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa!! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure I get pregnant?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! You guys really dont know anything!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! I know, its such a huge, life-altering thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The test is ready.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yknow what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Drew) Oh, by the way, that is her full name.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well, thats uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I dont really know what that is, but lets!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! You guys, Im writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But yknow umm, Rachel doesnt rhyme with draddle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know but its so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All good, thanks. (to Rachel) Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname thats easier to rhyme?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didnt your dad used to call you Pumpkin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hello, children!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! Where are the seats?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wherever! Ive got like 20!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, will I like any of these guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what, Im gonna uh, play the field just a little more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys are signing over their 401-Ks to me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) You work with robots!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I like swimmers bodies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Op, I like credit cards!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so what does he do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your company has a fine foods division?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a big company, I dontif youI", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, the robots just work for them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! With who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I cant decide between the two of them. Yknow the one from Poughkeepsie, even though shes a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Yknow shes, well shes-shes just as pretty, I guess shes smart, shes not fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, man!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(checks his watch) Damn! (runs out to work)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering from the dining room) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what happened to your fancy chefs jacket? (sees theres a burn spot on it)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its still a tiny bit on fire there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. (Joeys still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, like father, like son.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ummmmmmmm, no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You dont tell the guy that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first dateoh, hes so gonna get the wrong idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right heres the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(louder) A positive atmosphere! But I-I-I have had it up to here. (She holds her hand over her head as an afterthought.) From now on, it is gonna be my way, or the highway! All right? Does anybody have a problem with that?!! (Joey looks at the money hes holding, and doesnt speak up.) Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No maam.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell happened?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, \"Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You dont fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and theyll start listening to all the nice things Ive been saying about you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What kinda things have you been saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Oh, yknow, yknow what Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im not Jewish, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! Ross doesnt really decorate his tree with floss, but you dont hear him complaining do you? God! (Phoebe hits her guitar which wakes up Ross with a start.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bad dream?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wasnt sleeping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, did you pick one yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thoughtit wasnt that funny. So Im still torn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, youre right. Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Prague?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theres sooo much you dont know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did! I absolutely did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You idiot!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sure youre right, but why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont tell a guy that youre looking for a serious relationship! You dont tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, you should never be allowed to talk to people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! See just Im right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! (She sits down heavily in one of the new chairs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow, youre-youre gonna meet somebody! Youre a great catch! Yknow when I was telling all those guys about you, I didnt have to lie once. (He sits down on the arm of her chair)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it doesnt matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, yknow what, Ive got two tickets to tonights Rangers game, you wanna come with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, actually its a hockey team, so its angry Canadians with no teeth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well that sounds fun too. (They hug.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Have you ever been with a woman?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So there is no good time to ask that question.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need more swordfish. (to one of the assistant chefs) Can you get me some more swordfish?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You did a minute ago!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, Im cold! (She spills something.) And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out! (the door opens)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats not funny.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Yknow that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You bet I do! I just ah, wasnt listening then, thats all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well if you want a problem? Ill give you a problem!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Good! Now, take those salads to table 4, (to the kitchen worker from earlier) And you! Get the swordfish! (to another assistant chef) And you! Get a haircut!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(waking up) What? (notices that there is now a beautiful woman sitting next to him)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(now fully awake) Are we really in Montreal?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well I guess I shouldve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Enough!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(leaving) Lean-lean-lean!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) \"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you-you know what I meant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what job did you get Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) \"And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh actually Joey, its the Cretasous period.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ewww! And \"Oh no!\" Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its her-its her egg and her sperm, and Im-Im just the oven, its totally their bun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did you tell them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, whats your point?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the stuff I just mentioned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be akeeper.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We just want you to think it through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, sure, its not mine anyway. It can with the pants.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I am so jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys are really rightthere arent you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Right where?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the sex?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, we havent had sex yet. Okay, whats the big deal? Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Chandler that is so nice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is really nicelying! No way is that the reason!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why? Just because youre not mature enough to understand something like that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hes right, Im totally lying.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Then what is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And youre afraid you wont be able tofill his shoes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and I was saying the actual words.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So big deal, so Joeys had a lot of girlfriends, it doesnt mean hes great in bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We share a wall! So either hes great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just go for it Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you should.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you should, really.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic period.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old \"Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.\") Okay, moving right along. Come on.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry, Im late.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! You really go all out when youre expecting company.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didnt know that you didpot.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, erotiery!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I get a puppy!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, how-how come?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats crazy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whatever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, yknow what, I think its time for puppy to go out again. Come on, lets go to the balcony.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) So, did you do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes, we had the sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-oh, it was bad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was fine, yknow? But she didnt agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, \"I see you point, Im all right with it.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it was the first time. Yknow, theres not always a lot of agreement the first time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, \"My God! Somebodys killing her in there!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) There are seven?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Points to one) Thats one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its kind of an important one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(continuing) Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That-thats bad?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well if you go to Disneyland, you dont spend the whole day on the Materhorn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you might if it were anything like 7!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit em all, and you mix em up. You gotta keep them on their toes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. (Chandler eyes her and her toes.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, 7..77-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, \"My God why?!\" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) Im Joey! Im an actor! I dont know squat about dinosaurs!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, there you go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you hang in there Teddy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, good-good for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, Rhonda.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, Scott!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I never saw that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, it was only okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Ooh! Umm!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, why dont you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh, yeah!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its gonna be so great.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided Im gonna carry their baby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It depends on who asked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if I asked?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Mon, sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Totally!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Boy, you are really not a morning person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) BACK OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is that noise?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its the chick! Shesgoing through some changes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What kind of changes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Ive been up since six. Thanks to somebodys dumb-ass rooster.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, how will they know if youre ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, theyre just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay everyone, think thick.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! Wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good luck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good luck. (to Monica) And Im still right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is sooo not true!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can check that for ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, whats that about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Five.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many guesses do you get?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Challenge extended.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deal!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Challenge excepted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, well start withapples.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well be starting with apples.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Stop that now!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Diet soda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Orange juice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ha-ha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They have another guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well, we won that one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, the last thing", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Joeys ear.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, not for like another two weeks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got it! Scotch tape. (Theyre right.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did you know she would buy scotch tape?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you scared?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross will do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sure, \"Ross will do it!\" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Well ask Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no, I-I wanna play.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Embryossss? As in, \"More than one?\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats it! 25 percent? That means thats its like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa!! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure I get pregnant?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! You guys really dont know anything!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! I know, its such a huge, life-altering thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "The test is ready.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.", "role": "assistant" } ]