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{
"content": "Tails!",
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},
{
"content": "Its heads. (The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fears and Pet Peeves.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Animals dressed as humans.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats correct. Ladies?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Same category?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That is correct.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) The Irish gig guy?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "His legs flail about as if independent of his body!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Gentlemen, youre pick.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its All Relative.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Nana?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She has a real name.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(answering the question) Althea!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Althea?! What are you doing?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I took a shot.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're shooting with Althea?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Althea is correct.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nice shooting!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well take Literature!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler gets it! Its Chandler Bing!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually, its Miss Chinandolor Bong.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh. (To the embryos) Good luck.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shouting) Its All Relative!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You dont have to shout everything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shouting) Im sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Viva Las Gaygas!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Unfortunately that is correct.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I have prepared for such an event. (He opens up an envelope and holds up some note cards.) The Lightning Round!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh, wanna bet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How about we play for more money, say 150?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "150 dollars.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Say 200?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "200 dollars.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre doing it again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica, I dont want to lose 200 dollars.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We wont. (to Chandler) 300?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im just trying to spice it up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so lets play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oooohh thats interesting.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, no way, that roosters family!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Throw in the duck too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, he gets the other one all riled up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, we are not gonna",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But if we win, we get your apartment.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oooooh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Deal!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? Do you have the answers written on there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, lets do it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (They go into the living room.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, gentlemen, youre up first.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Starts jumping around.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Big fat goalie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dangerous Liaisons.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Weekend at Bernies.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Whispers something in Joeys ear and then in Rosss ear.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Everyday use.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fancy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Guest.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fancy guest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Two seconds",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, 11!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round beginsnow! What is Joeys favorite food?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sandwiches!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "14?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, 19.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maurice.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct, his profession was?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Space cowboy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct! What is Chandler Bings job?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And processing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He carries a briefcase.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its umm, it has something to do with transponding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh-oh, hes a transponcetranspondster!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I call Monicas room!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You cant just call Monicas room.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, Im sight of the room and I called it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heyooh Pheebs, are they in there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, yeah, uh-huh, theyre implanted.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How do you feel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, freaked. Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alices like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but I bet it works.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?! How much?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, Im gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh wow! You can tell this soon.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well believe it baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I-I-Im not moving.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noooo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I knew it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont care, Im not going anywhere.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cool, girl roommate.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope, not knocked up yet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill take care of it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats right! You do what the hand says!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How did it go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I lost our mattresses.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing) \"Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, yknow just remember that its still really early, okay so, if it says that Im not pregnant, that doesnt mean that Im not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I dont go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great. (Goes to take the test.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is not true. She did! She forced me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, we would still be living here if hadnt gotten the question wrong!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well it stupid, unfair question!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont blame the questions!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Will you stop calling it your apartment!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But it is our apartment!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No its not!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, but this cant be good for the baby.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant find garbage bags!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I think I saw some in here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is it?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, itll die.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe were living here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! What-what is it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did you see the size of the closets?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe we live here!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "People can hear you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! She looks great. Doesnt she?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is one good looking man!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dude!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Heres your girlfriends button. (Holding the button.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, its just that maternity clothes are so expensive.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just(Rachel grunts and throws her purse at it)throw your purses at it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bloomingdales eliminated my department. (Phoebe gasps)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, are you out of a job?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a huge step down!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That sounds great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! (Goes to the fridge.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Holding a turkey leg) Theres gravy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think I left a donut up here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! How was Kathys play?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, its like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats a good idea for a business!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, \"So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?\" And shell go, \"No-no-no, its Chandler.\" And hell go, \"Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) That-that is a good trick.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, look theyre actors. Theyre there to do a job, just cause they work together, doesnt mean theyre gonna get together. I mean just cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesnt mean its gonna happen with them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theyre not a couple!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-okay, I get the game now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well okay, so then youre fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as its hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. Its when the heat goes away, thats when youre in trouble.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, you guys have been to every play Ive ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noooo!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I know but",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, Im there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Mon! Want some pancakes?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You made pancakes?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep! Grab a plate.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (She does so and starts to walk towards Joey to receive her pancakes.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no, stay right there. (Monica stops and Joey flips her a pancake, which flies over her head and lands in the living room.) Gettin closer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, but dont worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades. Which Im fairly certain are the same thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, whos playing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The players.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right Pheebs, stick out your plate!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (Joey flips the pancake and Phoebe catches it and throws it on her plate.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Im so sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, at least thats a great suit.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, that wasnt me! (To Joshua) Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. (Joshua turns at that) The selection of underwear we carry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh, sorry, its this way, its this way. (Motions to the correct way.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, lets not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here she comes. Dont say a word, okay? Just be cool, dont bey'know you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, absolutely! (Chandler mumbles something.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I loved the play. You were great, and Nick ditto. Clearly youre having sex with him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I (Walks away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, you can understand, given how we started.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that is what happened, and I dont even see you denying this!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well, dont expect that to happen anytime soon!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel has a new doll.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I wish he was a doll, then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissy noises. Oh! And he has the most beautiful name, I never realised it, Joshua! Josh-u-a! Joshua! Josh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, hello!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi-e!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, what do I smell?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, it smells good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fresh cookies! Hot from the oven!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please, have some!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yumm!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ive just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Holding a magazine) Wow! The new Playboy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, its just something I picked up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cookies and porn, youre the best mom ever!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its Joshua.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait! Wait! This isnt take-out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(getting up) Well, I hate to eat and run, but",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, wait, please dont go! Ive got porn for you too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I dont need it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "People are supposed to wanna hang out here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why? Honey, what is the big deal?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If you wanted to punish them, you shouldve just made them hang out here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, thats true.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, are we gonna trash that place?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you were right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, what did she say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Beefsteak Charlies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! See you and I have always been like(motions that they think the same.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nah, I got it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. (She goes into Chandler and Joeys.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why dont you ask him out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, totally! Thats such a turn-on!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? It doesnt seem desperate?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ooh, thats the turn-on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He just got a divorce right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmm-mmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So hes probably really nervous around women, y'know? Maybe, you just have to make the first move.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah but, Ive never asked a guy out before.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Youve never asked a guy out?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Have you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thousands of times!! That doesnt make me sound too good does it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont even know how I would go about it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, \"Hey, how you doin?\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, please!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ive never done that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?! You think that will work?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What the heck is that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did she call?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, maybe I should call her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes right, what she did was unforgivable.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, yeah, but y'know, what-what if I was wrong?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How might you be wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude, tell me she actually told you this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats all youre basing this on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! Theres a lot of theories that didnt pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available, I think you look great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah-eah-ha!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well, you dont want to do that now?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Basketball!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but yknow I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? Cause weve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Yknow, I know for me(Notices a pair of mens pants on the chair.) Nicks pants?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, for next time, what do you say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats ready?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just come.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Monica!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is beautiful!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh did youwhat did youdid you work for two days straight?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, it looks the same.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You used to have carpet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? Im just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. Im always the hostess.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Howd it go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, she wasnt sleeping with him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh good!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She is now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you saying?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How? How is your fault?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, if-if she thought they were on a break",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(holding a lure) So now, what is this now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Guggly worm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs and picks up another lure) And this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Glow-pop giggly jammer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs harder) You make it so funny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pretend fishing in the living room) Ohh, Gellers got one hooked! Ohh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! (Swinging the rod back and forth) Its the classic struggle between man and(swings the rod and knocks over a lamp.) Someone knocked over a lamp.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, \"Joey, what are you doing with your life?\" stuff. I can say, \"Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, theres nothing I can do for him right now, hes still in his sweat pants, thats still Phase One. Y'know? Ill be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats Phase Two?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Gettin drunk and going to a strip club.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How does going to a strip club help him better?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because there are naked ladies there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There are naked ladies there too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure. You got it. Great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So? (She puts her hands in his, totally forgetting about the gloves, and hoping for something more intimate.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Nothing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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