bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Yeah! That would be great!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) Well, I-I guessI", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, great, you betcha!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Oh, right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey-hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Catch any big fish? (Phoebe, Ross, and Monica all go over to him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, you guys have no idea.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You stink!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-hows he doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He hasnt gotten out of that chair in two days.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-oh, whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know sweetie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Help me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant! I have to work!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the \"Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife\" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Chandlers still in Phase One, and Joeys that thing you smell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhh, come on!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I think shes here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You want me to take some girl Ive never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Ill do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im Rachel Green.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well, no I", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I-I think you look great.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill get her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please hurry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont you just love the way they talk?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It kicked! I think the baby kicked!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, Joey, you cant go like that! You stink!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Run ten blocks, thatll help the smell.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So? How did it go with Joshua last night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, \"Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!\" and he let her right in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you hit her in the face?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I cant believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, thats youre name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Youre wearing pants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its 9", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They got a breakfast buffet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello. (Listens) Oh, hey Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, let me talk to him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, can I just", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Shh!! (On phone) Wait, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes shhing me! Its my phone and shes shhing me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shhh!! Please! Whats he saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Theyre in Vermont!! How could this happen?! (She waves her arms franticly and hits Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Howhow did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?! (She hits Chandler again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe, she doesnt hit him all the time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ive gotta go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard! (He hangs up and runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "He had to go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you care so much anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember everylittlething!! (Storms out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A couple of days.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He starts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you can. Youre thinking about time, you cant go back in time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come on, we can be guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) No you cant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Starts to cry)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry. (Goes and hugs him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(rushing in) Hey! Joey Tribbiani! Im here! Im here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look at that, Charlton Heston eating a liquorice whip!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, its uh, its Heston.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Interesting.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(coming back to the stage and sitting next to Chandler) Okay, Ive got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No thanks, Mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, cause Im pregnant.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ha-ha, its not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Very good, (getting up and sliding a One into the dancers hot pants) so good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Look where you are!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the waitress) When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Remember, a virgin for me please.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you think it will help.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You should! How is she?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How ya doin?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, Im an actor, Joey Tribbiani, Im doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah-yeah, Im one of the cops that wont work with you cause you a lose cannon. Anyway, look, Im really sorry, but I stink!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, you dont understand", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes sir! Yes sir, Im-Im(he starts to leave)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, we did okay at the strip club, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who, Josh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its Joshua.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, he doesnt like Josh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I dont.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And do you know what girls are really good at?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stripping!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. And yknow, if you wanna cry, thats okay too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldnt picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, I dont know, for me it would have to Chantal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Chantal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am totally picturing you with all those women!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats-thats not Phase Three.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im there too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, are we all together? Like in a group?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Youre killing me! I think I just moved on to Phase Four!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! What is that? What is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, let me see that smile.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont wanna.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted to go to the strip club!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know, but youre gonna have plenty of chances. There are literally thousands of women out there just waiting to screw me over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Heyooh so, how was Vermont?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emily isincredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You were so right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasnt quite there. Yknow, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joshuaguy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kindayknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thank goodness!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Happy for you. (He punches her back.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, happy for you! (Hits him harder.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, \"Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I wanna be with her, (points to the stripper next to her) I like her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, now, what am I doing again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no, that not Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, theres a guy right over there. (Points to the counter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a mailman! Thats our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didnt it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what it did! Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like this. (Shrugs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! It flushes it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guess who we ran into today?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Janice?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Isnt this amazing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How have you been?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh, wow.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And there it is.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "B-bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! I thought you were crazy about her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personalityWell, theyre all back! Yknow? And shes picked up like nine new ones!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. (They all look around and then back at Joey.) Im tellin ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, its really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Help! Help!! Help! Help!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats ah, whats so funny about that?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we didnt have freedom here until 1776, either so", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Cheers!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! Not, Paris.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. Thats right, yes, Im being transferred to Yemen!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont know exactly.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But I do know that its some time tomorrow.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Done?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, with Joey) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them dont work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) I bet I stopped listening before you did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, you-you also couldve used uh, lamps and then followed the light.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its coming from Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, thats so freaky! Turn him off!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(whispering to Ross) Janice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow uh, you didnt really have to help me pack.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im packing. Yknow Im-Im packing cause Im moving to Yemen tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks for telling me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im only going to pretend Im moving to Yemen, its the only way I can get rid off her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I know, I do that cause it makes me look taller.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I can handle it! All right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. Thats called a scrum, okay? Its kinda like a huddle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why are you doing this anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts laughing, Ross stares at her) Im sorry. Im sorry. Youre right, you are a tough guy. Youre the toughest palaeontologist I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! Its not like hesChandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from his bedroom) Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, dont worry about me. Okay? Ill just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. Ill uh, Ill be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin at him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They dont look any bigger than me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the player) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa! (The player leaves and to Joey) I kinda liked it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I totally dont know what youre talking about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youll see.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "JOEY!!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Youarenot going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He asked you out?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Saucy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(refers to the table) What are these?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Electrical plans for the building.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! If only more people knew.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow you, really didnt have to take me to the airport.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Then I guess its just, wait here then. (Hands her the sign that says, Wait Here.\") (To the ticket agent) Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the ticket agent) American Express?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No offence but, yknow sometimes its hard to understand you, yknow with the accent, so", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Emily) Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, poor baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(whines \"No.\") Thats not true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes right! You have to stop!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! That would be great!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked) Well, I-I guessI", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, great, you betcha!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Oh, right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey-hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Catch any big fish? (Phoebe, Ross, and Monica all go over to him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, you guys have no idea.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You stink!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-hows he doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He hasnt gotten out of that chair in two days.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-oh, whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know sweetie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Help me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant! I have to work!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the \"Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife\" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Chandlers still in Phase One, and Joeys that thing you smell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhh, come on!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I think shes here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You want me to take some girl Ive never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Ill do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im Rachel Green.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well, no I", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I-I think you look great.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ill get her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please hurry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont you just love the way they talk?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It kicked! I think the baby kicked!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, Joey, you cant go like that! You stink!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Run ten blocks, thatll help the smell.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So? How did it go with Joshua last night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, \"Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!\" and he let her right in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you hit her in the face?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I cant believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, thats youre name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Youre wearing pants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its 9", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They got a breakfast buffet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello. (Listens) Oh, hey Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, let me talk to him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, can I just", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Shh!! (On phone) Wait, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes shhing me! Its my phone and shes shhing me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shhh!! Please! Whats he saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Theyre in Vermont!! How could this happen?! (She waves her arms franticly and hits Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Howhow did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?! (She hits Chandler again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe, she doesnt hit him all the time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ive gotta go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard! (He hangs up and runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "He had to go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you care so much anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember everylittlething!! (Storms out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A couple of days.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He starts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you can. Youre thinking about time, you cant go back in time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come on, we can be guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) No you cant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Starts to cry)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry. (Goes and hugs him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(rushing in) Hey! Joey Tribbiani! Im here! Im here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look at that, Charlton Heston eating a liquorice whip!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no, its uh, its Heston.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Interesting.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(coming back to the stage and sitting next to Chandler) Okay, Ive got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No thanks, Mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, cause Im pregnant.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ha-ha, its not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Very good, (getting up and sliding a One into the dancers hot pants) so good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Look where you are!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the waitress) When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Remember, a virgin for me please.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you think it will help.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You should! How is she?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How ya doin?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, Im an actor, Joey Tribbiani, Im doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah-yeah, Im one of the cops that wont work with you cause you a lose cannon. Anyway, look, Im really sorry, but I stink!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, you dont understand", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes sir! Yes sir, Im-Im(he starts to leave)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, we did okay at the strip club, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who, Josh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its Joshua.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, he doesnt like Josh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I dont.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And do you know what girls are really good at?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stripping!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. And yknow, if you wanna cry, thats okay too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldnt picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, I dont know, for me it would have to Chantal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Chantal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am totally picturing you with all those women!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats-thats not Phase Three.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im there too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, are we all together? Like in a group?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Youre killing me! I think I just moved on to Phase Four!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! What is that? What is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on, let me see that smile.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont wanna.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted to go to the strip club!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know, but youre gonna have plenty of chances. There are literally thousands of women out there just waiting to screw me over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Heyooh so, how was Vermont?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emily isincredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You were so right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasnt quite there. Yknow, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joshuaguy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kindayknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thank goodness!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Happy for you. (He punches her back.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, happy for you! (Hits him harder.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, \"Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I wanna be with her, (points to the stripper next to her) I like her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, now, what am I doing again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no, that not Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, theres a guy right over there. (Points to the counter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a mailman! Thats our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didnt it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what it did! Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like this. (Shrugs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! It flushes it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guess who we ran into today?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Janice?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Isnt this amazing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How have you been?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh, wow.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And there it is.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Bye.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "B-bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! I thought you were crazy about her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personalityWell, theyre all back! Yknow? And shes picked up like nine new ones!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. (They all look around and then back at Joey.) Im tellin ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, its really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Help! Help!! Help! Help!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats ah, whats so funny about that?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, we didnt have freedom here until 1776, either so", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Cheers!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No! Not, Paris.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. Thats right, yes, Im being transferred to Yemen!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont know exactly.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But I do know that its some time tomorrow.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Done?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, with Joey) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them dont work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) I bet I stopped listening before you did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, you-you also couldve used uh, lamps and then followed the light.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its coming from Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, thats so freaky! Turn him off!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(whispering to Ross) Janice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow uh, you didnt really have to help me pack.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im packing. Yknow Im-Im packing cause Im moving to Yemen tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks for telling me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im only going to pretend Im moving to Yemen, its the only way I can get rid off her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I know, I do that cause it makes me look taller.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I can handle it! All right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. Thats called a scrum, okay? Its kinda like a huddle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why are you doing this anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts laughing, Ross stares at her) Im sorry. Im sorry. Youre right, you are a tough guy. Youre the toughest palaeontologist I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! Its not like hesChandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from his bedroom) Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, dont worry about me. Okay? Ill just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. Ill uh, Ill be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin at him.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They dont look any bigger than me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the player) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa! (The player leaves and to Joey) I kinda liked it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I totally dont know what youre talking about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youll see.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "JOEY!!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Youarenot going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He asked you out?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Saucy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(refers to the table) What are these?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Electrical plans for the building.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! If only more people knew.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow you, really didnt have to take me to the airport.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Then I guess its just, wait here then. (Hands her the sign that says, Wait Here.\") (To the ticket agent) Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the ticket agent) American Express?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No offence but, yknow sometimes its hard to understand you, yknow with the accent, so", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Emily) Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, poor baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(whines \"No.\") Thats not true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes right! You have to stop!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!", "role": "assistant" } ]