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[
{
"content": "No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I like that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, bad ankle, got it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But-but, Liams on my team.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in! (Squeals like a madman.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The Red Ross! Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(noticing a bunch of pictures around the door that werent there originally.) What-what are-what are these?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought theyd brighten up the place. They do dont you think?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no, no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know that theres no hole there, I just really liked that picture.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Look at this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but there is a wire back there! I mean that switch is connected to something!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont care! The wires have come loose in your head!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And did you?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, sure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, not you. (Emily gets it.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! (They go and get the coffee and the ice leaving Ross and Emily alone.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I kinda was, wasnt I?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I havent done that since I was four and I washed my dads Porsche with rocks.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody noseI mean I-Im not proud of it but, I really am. And its all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, Im serious. Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I-I guess I gotta go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, good-bye. Good-bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See? Im doing it. I am totally doing it. (Suddenly it stops working.) I lost it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is it hon?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww, honey Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its me. Its Phoebe. Listen theres something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is it the shampoo? Its guava.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(she smells his head) No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes. Yes. Yes. I cant believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I cant eat meat!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, wait-wait! (Reaches into the shower again.) Maybe its a pickle?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you writing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi guys!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, what have you guys been up too?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Without me?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye. (They kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey thats what all my relationships are like.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(starts rubbing her belly) Hello! Hello!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(angered by the rubbing) Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, yknow? And I got nauseous.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe thats because soy-burgers suck!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Being pregnant is tough on your tummy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats sweat. You throw up all morning, youll have that glow too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, thats because of a lot of(She imitates someone picking their nose and placing the treasure found in the pockets.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, congratulations, so do you love her?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh. Well, uh, thats uh, thats interesting. (She goes over and retrieves her note.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, its just an anti-theft device.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You need that, you need that too cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. (Rips up the note.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Awwww!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Surprise!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it was all Rosss idea.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You really didnt know?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Like what?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What-what-what is so funny?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I said, \"Like what?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now thats a thinker.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, yknow what, yknow what? This playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries. (Chandler does so.) Okay. Okay. (She does a little sexy walk over to where Joshua is standing.) Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Care for a cherry?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, but we-we have to be at the Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes and then yknow, then The Plaza for dinner.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are-are-are very short. Its usually, \"Surprise!\" And then, \"Oh my God, Im so surprisedgood-bye!\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A little salami.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pastrami.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (He goes over to her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You changed?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And lucky means, more cleavage?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Does for me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, God! Look at him, hes so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There was a seen in Footloose...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Flashdance.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She was a welder.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not Christmas!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or Spin the Bottle?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hes not 11!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Youre leaving?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, we have something we have to get to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What big thing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(spinning the bottle) So, Spin the Bottle works like this",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Welcome to America. (They both kiss.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yay! Emily!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are the odds? What are the odds?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stopping them) Okay, that-thats enough! Yknow, lets, lets let someone else play.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, my turn!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!! The baby just kicked!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just a bug.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, totally!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Feel better now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, Im gonna eat like, yknow millions of cows.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I eat a lot of meat right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, we could still make dinner if we skipped the appetisers and asked for our check right away.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay! (Runs into the living room) Ready! Okay! Gimme an E!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gimme an M!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gimme an I!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gimme an L!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gimme a Y!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think youre done.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, time to take off the bra. (She glares at him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(trying not to be obvious) Take the bra off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, come on, lets go get your coat.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no! No, I got this all under control.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can you not look at me when I say this? (He turns around) I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You like me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no dont say but! No-no, buts never good! Lets just leave it at, you like me and I like you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, now see thats a fancy but.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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