bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Ross, Im sorry. I completely ruined your evening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Helps a little.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, have a seat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay, I mean it was just two-week thing anyway, I just didnt want it to end this way, yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You seem to really like her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, youre right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre a pathetic loser, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my gosh, Joshua!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Theyre not true?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Oh, I love that but.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanna go inside and have some coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oooh, what you got there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pastrami.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Yknow what goes good with that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hm-mm, corn beef.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(He starts looking longingly at the sandwich.) Oh mama! Uh when-when is the baby due?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Six months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not if I get there first.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(coming in from his bedroom) What is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Treegers snaking the shower drain.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe he found you flip-flop.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do we pay for this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we didnt even pay our cable billmaybe this is how they punish us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe we shouldnt pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Like finding money with naked people on it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We dont know what could make this go away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And no one touches the air around the TV!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well at least, Im going to mute it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We still have porn.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, carrying her massage table) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, what are you doing? Thats too heavy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give it here. (She takes the table.) Oh, God. (And gives it to Monica right away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean like a doctor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs! Youre blocking the porn! Look out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! (She moves.) Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So uh, Emily just went to the airport.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Why didnt you take her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Thinks about it.) Nah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I, thats the thing, I dont know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) \"This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Lets just enjoy\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And why do you care so much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had fantasies about Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Yknow, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall in madly love, and spend the rest of your lives together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you love her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You love her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what is love really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, \"I love you!\" And shes gonna say, \"I love you, too!\" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am a good kisser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Is that the heartbeat?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow! This is so cool.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What do you know?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, \"Oh, thats nice?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no maybe cause its harder to raise them, and the added expense, and", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, back to happy. Back to happy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No you cant quit college! No! Youre in college? Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You cant give up on your dream.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Emily! (Runs up.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats, thats, thats a big candy bar. (Shes holding one of those huge Toblerone bars.) I had the most amazing time with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats no problem.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats that song? It has been in my head all day long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its the theme from Good Will Humping.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he likes porn.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Where ya going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did it go with Frank and Alice?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And well, what did she say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She said, \"Thank you.\" I said, \"I love you.\" And she said, \"Thank you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do I do now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You play hard to get.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She already lives in London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then you go to Tokyo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is not over! Youre over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Pause) Good one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay! But if she doesnt call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, yknow just to she whats going on, and, and she says shell call me back, but then she doesnt. Then its over.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Way to be strong, man!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a case) Ooh, good, youre hear! Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what-what cha got there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pregnant Woman Slays Four?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, they didnt make you pay for those knives, did they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the second part of your plan?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My Saturn dealership.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Answers the phone.) Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This isnt how its supposed to go, there cant be another guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course theres another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You put your fist through the wall?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have to go to London!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you have to go fight for her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. Cause you already told her you love her and she didnt say it back, then she called you and told you that theres another guy, so yeah, go to London thatll scare her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I made fun of his accent.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV.) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Dont let her go without a fight!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. All right, Im gonna do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im gonna, Im gonna go to London and Im going to fight for her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good luck!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im telling it! Im telling it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A place where no one will ever get out alive?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Think about it, its a taxi that people take when they need to relax, its", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Relaxi-Taxi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The name was my favourite part!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, well I can up with it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! Thats not good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. When is, when is the next flight out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About four hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesnt show up by then, then just come on home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks thats better than Relaxi Cab.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, its not Relaxi Cab. Its Relaxicab, like taxicab.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that is better.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are we in London?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here? You cant be here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Nothing. No, nothing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh! Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, no, \"Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! Nothing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats kinda nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats kinda a relief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanna see if we still have it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "FREE PORN!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have free porn here!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not amused) Ha-ha. (She sits down on the couch.) No, its just Im so pregnant that Imy guitar doesnt fit anymore. So I thought til Im not, Im just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know, and Ive only been playing for like an hour!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! What are you doing here?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wouldnt that be Frank the III?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! Thats so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, uh, you can ignore that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh come on! Thats-thats true.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book (Holds up a book) and found nothing! I want a name thats really like, yknow strong and confident, yknow? Like-like Exxon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with \"The.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joeys your pal. Joeys your buddy. \"Where is everybody?\" \"Well, theyre hanging out with Joey.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, hey, Joeys loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, hell be there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, hell be there. And hell bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that youre really hot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do ya say? What do ya say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I knew I shouldnt have mentioned it! Thats what I wanted to name my kid!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What am I making him by the way?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought I was making him filet mignon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, Emily called last night", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And now youre giving me the message!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, Susan is so fun!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but Im gonna!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What a weird way to kick me when Im down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! I-I meant for the baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Whats wrong with Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, its just yknow that something like this would never to like The Hulk, yknow", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Raymond Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Someone you didnt make up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that guy really hurt us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, youre, youre right. I have a horrible, horrible name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I guess its Joey then!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me. (They kiss.) Ahh. So, dig in!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(taking a bite) Hmmm!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh I know, my God, this is sothis rice is soI am so good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sees the chick and the duck) Oh, yeah, Im sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All gone! So, farm birds, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, yknow, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and yknow go to your apartment.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Your parents?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah that works.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(opening the door.) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, \"No.\" I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, \"No.\" I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, \"No.\" So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So umm, any word from Susan?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Am I?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Ross, Im sorry. I completely ruined your evening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Helps a little.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, have a seat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay, I mean it was just two-week thing anyway, I just didnt want it to end this way, yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You seem to really like her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, youre right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre a pathetic loser, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my gosh, Joshua!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Theyre not true?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Oh, I love that but.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanna go inside and have some coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oooh, what you got there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pastrami.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Yknow what goes good with that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hm-mm, corn beef.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(He starts looking longingly at the sandwich.) Oh mama! Uh when-when is the baby due?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Six months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not if I get there first.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(coming in from his bedroom) What is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Treegers snaking the shower drain.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe he found you flip-flop.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do we pay for this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, we didnt even pay our cable billmaybe this is how they punish us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe we shouldnt pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Like finding money with naked people on it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We dont know what could make this go away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And no one touches the air around the TV!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well at least, Im going to mute it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We still have porn.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, carrying her massage table) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, what are you doing? Thats too heavy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give it here. (She takes the table.) Oh, God. (And gives it to Monica right away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean like a doctor?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs! Youre blocking the porn! Look out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! (She moves.) Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So uh, Emily just went to the airport.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Why didnt you take her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Thinks about it.) Nah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I, thats the thing, I dont know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) \"This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Lets just enjoy\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And why do you care so much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had fantasies about Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Yknow, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall in madly love, and spend the rest of your lives together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you love her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You love her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what is love really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, \"I love you!\" And shes gonna say, \"I love you, too!\" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am a good kisser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is that the heartbeat?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow! This is so cool.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What do you know?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, \"Oh, thats nice?\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no maybe cause its harder to raise them, and the added expense, and", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, back to happy. Back to happy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No you cant quit college! No! Youre in college? Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You cant give up on your dream.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Emily! (Runs up.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats, thats, thats a big candy bar. (Shes holding one of those huge Toblerone bars.) I had the most amazing time with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats no problem.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats that song? It has been in my head all day long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its the theme from Good Will Humping.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he likes porn.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where ya going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did it go with Frank and Alice?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And well, what did she say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She said, \"Thank you.\" I said, \"I love you.\" And she said, \"Thank you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do I do now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You play hard to get.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She already lives in London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then you go to Tokyo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is not over! Youre over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Pause) Good one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay! But if she doesnt call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, yknow just to she whats going on, and, and she says shell call me back, but then she doesnt. Then its over.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Way to be strong, man!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a case) Ooh, good, youre hear! Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what-what cha got there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pregnant Woman Slays Four?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, they didnt make you pay for those knives, did they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the second part of your plan?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My Saturn dealership.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Answers the phone.) Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This isnt how its supposed to go, there cant be another guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course theres another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You put your fist through the wall?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have to go to London!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you have to go fight for her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. Cause you already told her you love her and she didnt say it back, then she called you and told you that theres another guy, so yeah, go to London thatll scare her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I made fun of his accent.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV.) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Dont let her go without a fight!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. All right, Im gonna do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im gonna, Im gonna go to London and Im going to fight for her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good luck!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im telling it! Im telling it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A place where no one will ever get out alive?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Think about it, its a taxi that people take when they need to relax, its", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Relaxi-Taxi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The name was my favourite part!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, well I can up with it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! Thats not good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. When is, when is the next flight out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About four hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesnt show up by then, then just come on home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks thats better than Relaxi Cab.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, its not Relaxi Cab. Its Relaxicab, like taxicab.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that is better.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are we in London?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here? You cant be here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) Nothing. No, nothing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh! Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, no, \"Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! Nothing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats kinda nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats kinda a relief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanna see if we still have it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "FREE PORN!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have free porn here!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not amused) Ha-ha. (She sits down on the couch.) No, its just Im so pregnant that Imy guitar doesnt fit anymore. So I thought til Im not, Im just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know, and Ive only been playing for like an hour!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! What are you doing here?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wouldnt that be Frank the III?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! Thats so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, uh, you can ignore that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh come on! Thats-thats true.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book (Holds up a book) and found nothing! I want a name thats really like, yknow strong and confident, yknow? Like-like Exxon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with \"The.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joeys your pal. Joeys your buddy. \"Where is everybody?\" \"Well, theyre hanging out with Joey.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, hey, Joeys loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, hell be there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, hell be there. And hell bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that youre really hot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do ya say? What do ya say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I knew I shouldnt have mentioned it! Thats what I wanted to name my kid!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What am I making him by the way?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought I was making him filet mignon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, Emily called last night", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And now youre giving me the message!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, Susan is so fun!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but Im gonna!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What a weird way to kick me when Im down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! I-I meant for the baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Whats wrong with Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, its just yknow that something like this would never to like The Hulk, yknow", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Raymond Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Someone you didnt make up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that guy really hurt us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, youre, youre right. I have a horrible, horrible name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I guess its Joey then!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me. (They kiss.) Ahh. So, dig in!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(taking a bite) Hmmm!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh I know, my God, this is sothis rice is soI am so good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sees the chick and the duck) Oh, yeah, Im sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All gone! So, farm birds, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, yknow, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and yknow go to your apartment.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Your parents?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah that works.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(opening the door.) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, \"No.\" I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, \"No.\" I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, \"No.\" So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So umm, any word from Susan?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Am I?!", "role": "assistant" } ]