bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Am I?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! This place is fabulous!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa, theres two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place mustve been a real babe magnet.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know, I can do more than cook.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, \"USA not ready.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, I am sorry about what I said!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, youre right, it is a ridiculous name!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not that bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, youre just Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have no name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, Gene.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its Clint. Its Clint! (He heads for his bedroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See you later, Gene.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye, Gene.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its Clint! Clint!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats up with Gene?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, you wore your nightie to dinner?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emilys straight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wake up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, Carol really messed you up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I dont know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This totally makes sense!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It does not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, sure it does! In high school, you werent jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Absolutely! Absolutely!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is so much fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is not fun!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. The 92 Ross wouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Drum roll.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre actually going through with this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pleased) Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna hug it out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yayohyay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, uh (She grabs her coat and runs out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ha! Ha! Ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nice luggage.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I missed you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry. Im so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See, this is a great apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shut up! This place is a hole!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, I dont know, whatever.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "One more day, seriously/", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, then you can stay as long as you want.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, wearing Santa pants) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ho! Ho! Ho!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Santa pants. (Phoebe still doesnt get it.) Santa Clauss pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, a T-shirt that says, \"I dont belong here.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have Knicks tickets?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, apparently, theyre pretty good seats.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(examining the tickets) Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you guys want these?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah we do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, well you got em.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Just give us our apartment back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boy! I didnt see that coming!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! We know what these are worth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre bachelor pad?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you even had a girl up here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you do!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(ignoring him) Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh comelook, when I was a kid my dads company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasnt in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We dont make enough fun of you already?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do know that Wham broke up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where is Emily?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, shes saying good-bye to her uncle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, didnt she like just get here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!! Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Easy tiger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so great. But at the same time Im thinking, \"Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what are you going to do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could ask her to live with me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look guys, when Im with her its-its-its like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, yknow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats too hard. Too hard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with Rachel) All right boys, last chance for the tickets!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-wait-wait-wait! (To Chandler) Come on! Come on, lets trade! The timings perfect, I just clogged the toilet!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its the Knicks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Screw the Knicks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the Knicks rule all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, the Knicks rule all!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No. Were not gonna do that, yknow why? Because its not an even trade.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me finish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, we could end up with nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or you could end up with everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, so what do you say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just do it!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Op, op, Im convinced!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, but you cant use that again for a whole year. Im in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because shes the only whos impartial, and shes so pretty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the game?! Whats the game?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, it doesnt have a nameoh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesnt have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theyre green?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good! Good! Five points!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, Joey, same question.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh, theyre tall.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats not even a game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Shut up! Were winning!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, lets do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I have cards!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Here! (She grabs a deck out of her purse) Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She picks a card.) Four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a low one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Okay. (Joey picks a card.) Phoebe, you look, I cant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay. (He looks at the card.) Ace!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why are you screaming and hugging?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because we won our apartment back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, not as high as(picks a card) It worked! King!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, we pick again! We pick again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tickets please! (Rachel hands over the tickets) Thats courtside baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No they didnt!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Move in with me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, dont. Why dont we?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Get married.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Is thatare you saying yes? Is that yes?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! Were getting married?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Those were like the best seats ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, want a beer? (Hands him a beer and sits down in one of the chairs.) (Jumping up.) WHOA!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I KNOW!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Open up! Open up! Open up!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell is going on?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We are switching back, right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, were not! Were not leaving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to move again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let us keep the apartment and", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Totally worth it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was one good minute!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good night.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Men are such idiots.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, let-let-lets pretend thats not true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on. Come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "When, when didhow, how did you", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, well, thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (They hug again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica and Rachel made out. (Giggles like a schoolboy and Monica glares at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (Singing) Get into gear!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(happily) Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes in a different room! Hes really that loud?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(proudly) Oh, you should here me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a \"Quit being a baby and leave me alone\" clinic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They dont have those.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Next time you snore, Im rolling ya over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, all right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, the Olympics.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you guys picked a date yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, not yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Already?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill pick it up for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats wah-pah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, whipped! Wah-pah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats what I did. Wah-pah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You cant do anything!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Its you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda.. yknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but Im okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I just wanted to check.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, I didnt mean, uh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didnt realise that had become anything, yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean yknow, emotionally, mentally, physically", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, thats-thats-thats incredible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like. its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta get to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, no, whats that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming back in) Did you say something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, just singing. (Does a little song.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Emily Waltham.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am, arent I?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, let me in!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you just hold on for one minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you have to let me in right now!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you alone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its 6", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Rach, I think youre handling that really well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am (Looks in his date book.) free!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In a month?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You mean, you mean 30 days?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "From now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, thats great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him) See you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Am I?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! This place is fabulous!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa, theres two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place mustve been a real babe magnet.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I know, I can do more than cook.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, \"USA not ready.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, I am sorry about what I said!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, youre right, it is a ridiculous name!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not that bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, youre just Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have no name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, Gene.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its Clint. Its Clint! (He heads for his bedroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See you later, Gene.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye, Gene.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its Clint! Clint!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats up with Gene?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, you wore your nightie to dinner?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emilys straight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wake up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, Carol really messed you up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I dont know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This totally makes sense!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It does not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, sure it does! In high school, you werent jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Absolutely! Absolutely!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is so much fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is not fun!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. The 92 Ross wouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Drum roll.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre actually going through with this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pleased) Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna hug it out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yayohyay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, uh (She grabs her coat and runs out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ha! Ha! Ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nice luggage.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I missed you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry. Im so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See, this is a great apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shut up! This place is a hole!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, I dont know, whatever.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "One more day, seriously/", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, then you can stay as long as you want.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering, wearing Santa pants) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ho! Ho! Ho!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Santa pants. (Phoebe still doesnt get it.) Santa Clauss pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, a T-shirt that says, \"I dont belong here.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have Knicks tickets?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, apparently, theyre pretty good seats.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(examining the tickets) Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you guys want these?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah we do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, well you got em.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Just give us our apartment back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boy! I didnt see that coming!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! We know what these are worth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre bachelor pad?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you even had a girl up here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you do!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(ignoring him) Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh comelook, when I was a kid my dads company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasnt in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We dont make enough fun of you already?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do know that Wham broke up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where is Emily?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, shes saying good-bye to her uncle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, didnt she like just get here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!! Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Easy tiger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so great. But at the same time Im thinking, \"Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what are you going to do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could ask her to live with me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look guys, when Im with her its-its-its like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, yknow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats too hard. Too hard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with Rachel) All right boys, last chance for the tickets!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-wait-wait-wait! (To Chandler) Come on! Come on, lets trade! The timings perfect, I just clogged the toilet!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its the Knicks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Screw the Knicks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the Knicks rule all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, the Knicks rule all!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No. Were not gonna do that, yknow why? Because its not an even trade.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me finish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, we could end up with nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or you could end up with everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, so what do you say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just do it!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Op, op, Im convinced!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, but you cant use that again for a whole year. Im in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because shes the only whos impartial, and shes so pretty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the game?! Whats the game?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, it doesnt have a nameoh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesnt have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Theyre green?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good! Good! Five points!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, Joey, same question.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh, theyre tall.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats not even a game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Shut up! Were winning!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, lets do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I have cards!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Here! (She grabs a deck out of her purse) Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She picks a card.) Four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a low one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Okay. (Joey picks a card.) Phoebe, you look, I cant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay. (He looks at the card.) Ace!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why are you screaming and hugging?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because we won our apartment back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, not as high as(picks a card) It worked! King!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, we pick again! We pick again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tickets please! (Rachel hands over the tickets) Thats courtside baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No they didnt!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) Move in with me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, dont. Why dont we?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Get married.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is thatare you saying yes? Is that yes?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! Were getting married?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Those were like the best seats ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, want a beer? (Hands him a beer and sits down in one of the chairs.) (Jumping up.) WHOA!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I KNOW!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Open up! Open up! Open up!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell is going on?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We are switching back, right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, were not! Were not leaving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to move again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let us keep the apartment and", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Totally worth it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was one good minute!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good night.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Men are such idiots.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, let-let-lets pretend thats not true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on. Come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "When, when didhow, how did you", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, well, thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (They hug again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica and Rachel made out. (Giggles like a schoolboy and Monica glares at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (Singing) Get into gear!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(happily) Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes in a different room! Hes really that loud?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(proudly) Oh, you should here me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a \"Quit being a baby and leave me alone\" clinic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They dont have those.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh, yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Next time you snore, Im rolling ya over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, all right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, the Olympics.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you guys picked a date yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, not yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Already?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill pick it up for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats wah-pah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, whipped! Wah-pah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats what I did. Wah-pah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You cant do anything!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Its you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda.. yknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but Im okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I just wanted to check.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, I didnt mean, uh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didnt realise that had become anything, yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean yknow, emotionally, mentally, physically", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, thats-thats-thats incredible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like. its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta get to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, no, whats that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming back in) Did you say something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, just singing. (Does a little song.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Emily Waltham.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am, arent I?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, let me in!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you just hold on for one minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you have to let me in right now!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you alone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its 6", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Rach, I think youre handling that really well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am (Looks in his date book.) free!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In a month?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You mean, you mean 30 days?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "From now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, thats great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him) See you.", "role": "user" } ]