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[
{
"content": "Yeah! (She sits down) Sit!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively)I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, \"Whoa! Can we do this?\" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey Tribbiani.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(answering for him) Yes he did.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(waking Joey) Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You mind if I",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So uh, what are you in for?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(asleep) So why dont you give me your number?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, ready?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Congratulations!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! My turn! My turn!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(cocking her head from side to side in some pre-bouquet-catching ritual) Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Phoebe turns and throws it on the couch.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(upset) That was a terrible throw!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at me! My big concern is whats real?! (Finally realises) Oh my God. Were really sad, arent we?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I think we are.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This isnt even my dress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, at least you didnt rent yours from a store called, \"Its Not Too Late.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im changing out of this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "In like a half-hour?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, throw it straight this time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im getting married next!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yay!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I hate my regular clothes now! Yknow? I look down and-and I know that this isnt gonna be the most special day of my life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, youre such a cheater!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hello! Little ones.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, howd that happen?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because Im cooler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, seriously.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well shes, shes the kinda girlJoey was unconscious.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(takes out the mouth guard) I know I dont have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Plus, you look cool.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, how did it go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What did he say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, maybe, but I dont think I even care. I dont think hes the one Im sad about. Yknow, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I dont think Im handling it all that well.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, maybe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And I-I am just trying to figure out why.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Any luck?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, see I-I dont know if were gonna be hungry at three.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Three people. Joshuas not gonna be there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noo. Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, apparently he scares easy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Rachel, Im-Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I got my girls.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ugh. (She goes over and lays her head on Phoebes lap.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not gonna marry Chandler!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not after this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, \"Whats up with that?\")",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. Ross is getting married.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe is, making people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Everybodys doing stuff!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(snaps his fingers) We could climb Mt. Everest!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no, not something stupid, something huge.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why not?! I mean its just, its just climbing! Its just, its just steep!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What-whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and yknow you can die. And, you would die!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(dejected) Yeah, well",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We could get that Everest video though.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(dejected) Oh, well",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you guysll stay here and hang out with me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeeeeahhhh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah we are!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and hes so cheap, hed never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough? (Hands her some envelopes.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure. Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldnt invite her?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah sure.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi, sure!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I knew.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I did.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor herebut do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, maybe...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay... okay, maybe I will...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, I see.... big passion in your future.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's never gonna happen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes, that's right...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, look at the little cat! [a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross] Look at it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? [the cat jumps on his shoulders] Ow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I could not have done this without you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hurt) What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good. (Ross leaves)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well neither do I!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is this about Mark?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, its not, its not.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, you can, very much.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing the thumbs up) Ahhhh!! (Hugs Rachel tighter.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just get out! Now!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! All right! How was she?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Was she good?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dont answer that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She was...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Awful! Horrible!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She was not good. Not good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She was nothing compared to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She, she was different.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ewwwww!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good different?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nobody likes change.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You seem to really like her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, youre right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(taking apart the invitation) Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! Youre at the wedding, you have to cry, \"Handkerchief?\" \"No-no, I got my invitation.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oooh look! Isnt this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hello!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Rosss wedding?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastic) Noo.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I didnt know that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I never knew that either.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I knew that! (They all look at him) I sooo didnt know that, but you should see your faces.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey guys! Whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heyyy. (They all try and hide their invitations.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were hanging out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats this? Is this Rosss wedding invitation?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See, maybe thats the one we shouldve actually hidden.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you dont have to do that! Im happy for him! I am! I reallyIm-Im happIll work on it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry honey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, honey, I dont know. I",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This isnt one of those uh, yknow \"If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?\" Right? Because I already bought my ticket",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Ill think about it. Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who's this from?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that's Ross's.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh... (opens it and sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Remembered what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe he did this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What did you just say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(stuttering incoherently) F-hah.... flennin....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.... my God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She didn't hang up either...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rach, I got a message from you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're over me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhhhhhhh God. (climbs off his back)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, ohh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When, when were you... under me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, I need to lie down.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really. It's always been you, Rach.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, god.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You still love me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noo.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just, I feel, I-I just...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I KNEW IT!!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, dad, turn it off.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "If you're not going then I don't want to go either.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable) Okay dad.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) I can't believe you did that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, he's her lobster.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Its just gonna be too hard. Yknow? I mean, its Ross. How can I watch him get married? Yknow its just, its for the best, yknow it is, its Yknow, plus, somebodys got to stay here with Phoebe! Yknow shes gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You dont have a car. And your license expired.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. (Starts to cry) Yeah, see, theres so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that theres a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) \"Its almost as good as being there.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its better! You cant go to a museum in your underwear!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, You could, but... probably just the one time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(angrily) Thats like the tenth time Ive peed since Ive been here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats also like the tenth time you told us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, didyou want a cookie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(starting to cry) Thank you so much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I havent really had any yet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its awkward. Its awkward. Its awkward.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I sortve already asked Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I figured youd understand. I mean, I-Ive known him a lot longer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You can be the best man when I get married.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) Ill never get to be a best man!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe youre not picking me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not even Im not even",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to her babies) Stop it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "One of the babies is kicking.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought that was a good thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, theres one right under the cabinet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(grabs it) Thanks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why do you need it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hormones!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sooo?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you bachelors?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nooo!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you strippers?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nooo!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then youre not invited. (Starts for the door again.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-whoa, what party?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well umm",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The baby shower for Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I dont want to do! Later! (Finally, he makes his exit.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great. Great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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