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{
"content": "All rightoh! Listen, I know this is your party, but Id really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, see, I dont think its gonna that difficult considering this one wont be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im Ross. Im Ross. Im too good for the Hut; Im too good for the Hut.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, see ya later.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He just said, \"No strippers.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I chose not to hear that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Little village people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (Its a little pink and white dress for the girl baby.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that is so sweet!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh. Except, Phoebes not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because shes not gonna get to keep the babies.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants shes always wanted!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, shes gonna love that!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey listen man, about the stripper",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good call!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. Ive decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Central Perk?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther dont-dont forget your shirt. (He gives Gunther his shirt and Gunther leaves.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey, what are those?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, \"Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998\")",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, \"Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thanks! (Takes it and throws it back into the box and leaves.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at the wall. (The duck complies.) Hardly move. (The duck complies.) Be white. (The duck complies.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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{
"content": "Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Ill let you play with my duck.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, (realises he doesnt know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees its empty and starts to panic.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(opening the door) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The ring is gone!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You slept with the stripper?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Of course!! (Shrugs.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, guys.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Phoebe. (Both Monica and her try to move out of Phoebes way.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi Phoebe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I-I wanted to apologise if Iyknow seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Yknow its just the hormones, yknow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No we",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hormones.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "hormones, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. Thats great. So how-how are things going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good. Yknowno-no, okay, its-it feels like everythings been about me lately, so whats happening with you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It just might be too hard, given the history and all that",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, h-how is this like that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, lets see, its not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like yknow a bunch of yknow high school crap that nobody really gives yknow",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(starting to cry) Im-Im sorry, I just thought that",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey guys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, right!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you might say, its a magic ring.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I think it all started when you said, \"Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(dialling the phone) All right-all right, fine! I-Im gonna call the cops!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not on you! On the stripper!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said theyre gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well, well call the company that sent her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, \"If I bothered them again theyd call the police.\" I said, \"If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that sounds like fun, but weve got a ring to find!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Heres your tea Phoebe. (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sips it) Its so good. (Monica and Rachel breath a sigh of relief.) Oh, thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im so glad you liked it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sets the cup down) Oh! (Grabs her stomach in pain.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait, you cant have the baby here! I mean I havent sterilised it since the guys moved out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, get the book! The book!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! (Runs and grabs a book and hands it to Monica.) Okay! Here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The Bible?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Diverse.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) You be cool. (He opens the door and lets her in as they all turn there backs on her.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wheres my ring? My dead grandmothers wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Way to be cool, man.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I still dont get how you know when its false labour.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, do you see any babies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How do you feel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, isnt that a good thing? You said you were sick of this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. Its just yknow usually when youre, when youre done with the pregnant thing, yknow, then you get to do the mom thing. Im gonna be yknow, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Some moms do that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aww, sweetie, but its not like youre not gonna have anything. Youre gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways thats even better.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, really. Really, Pheebs, youre not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when theyre bad, yknow, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just wont calm down. Yknow?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They are gonna love me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks you guys! Again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, sweetie! (They all hug.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre the best. Thanks. Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just kidding. Ahh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Got cha again, you guys are so easy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "If anything should happen to him",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey! The vet said its a simple procedure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He will, Joe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im so worried about him, yknow?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! (He grabs the ring, kisses it, and then does a double-take realising where its been.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "H-h-h-hows the duck?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, thats all right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, come on, its not your fault.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you should.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now, dont argue with me",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What a baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Total wuss!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Six-hour trip to London. Thats a lot of Monica.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Passport, check! (As she puts away each item, she says check.) Camera, check! Travellers cheques, check!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who are you saying \"check\" too?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Are you ready yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep! You got the tickets?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Got em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls apartment.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got your passport?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You dont want to lose that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh!! (Runs to his room.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There it is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, if you need the vacuum, its in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay, give that a try!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, with Joey) All right! Lets do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Woo-hoo!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, cheerie-o!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "London baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, cause thats not gonna get annoying.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(louder) London baby!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, yknow what? I was wrong.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Ill-Ill come hug you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (He does so and Phoebe hugs him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, have a great wedding!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! (Trots over)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (Goes and gets Phoebes book as Rachel comes in from her room.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) So, were off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Have fun!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So-so come! Why dont you come?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "To London! Come to London. Please? Itll mean so much to me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, I gotta work, Im sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why-why cant you take a couple of days off?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is my wedding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine. Youll-youll watch it on video when we get back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, with Phoebes book.) Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (She pats him on his head.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, lets go! Bye, Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye, Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, do you need a hug? You dont have to bring me anything!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on! Do something!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am, Im ignoring you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his \"pop-up\" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, what the hell is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! No! No! Thats-thats time-out!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everythings gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chicken Kiev?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um-hmm! Doesnt that sound delicious at the last minute?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yknow, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldnt have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I cant wait to see this place youre getting married!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its nice.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its all right! Everythings gonna be all right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh, I see that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They torn it down a few days early.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey Ive ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think its great. Its great. Yknow, theyre thinking of changing the name of this place.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? To what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "To Put the Camera Away!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, honey! Dont get up! What do you need?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no. Oh, nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I have a wedgie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, that is all you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So-so, what do you want for lunch?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I dont know. I guess we have to eat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I do. Whats the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldnt have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) Still in love with?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not in love with Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We thought you knew!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You all know? Does Ross know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, Ross doesnt know anything.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I can not believe you didnt tell me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, because we thought you knew!! Its so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, \"Hey, you like things clean.\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. Thats the stuff. What do you think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I dont have to buy that, \"Im with stupid\" T-shirt anymore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I embarrass you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, yknow, youre gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If youre gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She said what?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when were getting married.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. Im saying its now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(depressed) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Manhattan does not have enough stores.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I think I can help you get over him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You can?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Um-hmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And a small piece of chocolate.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And a glass of tepid water. (She gathers up all of these things.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didnt feel like getting up. Okay, Im gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And youre going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think hes such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that youre with Ross okay and imagine that youre kissing him. And youre-youre running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross its some kind of grease, itsuck! Hah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and yknow it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, lets try some uh, aversion therapy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So uh, now look at the picture",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, and umm (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, how do you feel now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I like you less!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. (He nods at the hat.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (Takes off the hat.) Sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo!! Ive had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sh-shh-shh! (He motions for her to watch something he has taped.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on tape) Oh, Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats Thats was",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats Fergie baby!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How did you? How? How?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and(Ross enters) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna go to the bathroom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She said that?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. Youre even dumber than I am!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. A month?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sometimes we were.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on. (They leave and Chandler sticks his head out.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was pretty intense huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(glares at him) I hope he did!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Hey, Pheebs! Its Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on thethat looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say hi! but then I figured, he doesnt care if he looks like you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, theyre having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasnt been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Kinda, but Ive just been having way too much fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So youre not homesick yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I dont think so.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, the seven of us miss you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whos seven?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, the babies miss me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, the pizza guys here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? You ordered pizza without me?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. But yknow we were thinking about you, yknow we ordered the Joey Special.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Two pizzas?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait, well, where did you get it from?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youll see.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and yknow fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and (Points to Ross) You go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And, I dont know, if it starts to rain",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh. And I dont even have a date.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you remember where the duck food is?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What do you mean youre going to London?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you dont have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "IRachel, you cant go! Ross loves Emily!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, \"Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OhhDo you think he will?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Because hes in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, youre just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Yknow, its too late! You missed youre chance! Im sorry, I know this must be really hard, its over.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? No. Its not over until someone says, \"I do.\" (Exits)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesnt stop.) I do! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. Im carrying a litter.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ha ha, a joke thats funny in all countries.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats in it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, its been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "whats up, Dad?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Running to the ticket counter) Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, good.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Running to her room.) Hi, Pheebs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you dont want to talk about it, thats fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Rosss sister Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Im Phoebe Buffay. Im one of Rosss best friends.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, um, I cant fly. Im having my brothers babies.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No..umm, could I talk to one of them? Its very very important.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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