bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Putting his arm around her.) Im not going anywhere, sweetheart.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Out loud?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I didnt want everyone to think I was stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thanks, we like him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The guy was hammered, okay? Theres no way, you look like Rosss mother.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why would he say it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because hes crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldnt want you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, Please?! Im a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Im back. Listen, I need to...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, you know what/ Youre going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the \"engine\".", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Screaming) Im getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im getting married, to..day!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you are!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well Ive-Ive never done that with you before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(In am uneasy voice.) Nope. (She chuckles uneasily.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, yep...You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You?(Looking over at her. She looks back.) We did you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well...Id better get going.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yea yea, absolutely.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want to look.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Im sorry. Im very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) Its just, Im ahh, Im kinda excited. Im, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to hear about her!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh Pheebs, you know youre still my number one girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh great!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No its not great. No, shes coming to tell Ross that she loves him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Confused.) But, he loves Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so, okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so Im done my part, okay. Its your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So tell me about this girl?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very defensive.) Im not seeing Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(With a confused look on his face.) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!! Okay!! Whats with the third degree?! Why dont you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ehh, pardon me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But he has to know how I feel!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Sighing) Well I-I think your wrong.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yea, your right. Its the second one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very Nervous)Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Felicity.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. Shes almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mrs. Waltham. Hi. Its Phoebe again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Smiling.) Ohh great!! (Putting the phone to his ear.) Hello. (He begins to escort her down the aisle.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you stop Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but its okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So nothing got ruined?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her \"Hey.\" And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Rosss shoulder.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What we did last night was....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What were we thinking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im coming over tonight though, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Definitely.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I Ross...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you got there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Condoms, dude!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't read my condoms!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Passport, check! (As she puts away each item, she says check.) Camera, check! Traveller's cheques, check!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who are you saying \"check\" too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Myself. Y'know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realised it was weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Are you ready yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep! You got the tickets?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Got 'em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls' apartment.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got your passport?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don't want to lose that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh!! (Runs to his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There it is.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, but Rachel's gonna be here too, can't I just ask her this stuff?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, okay, give that a try!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, with Joey) All right! Let's do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Woo-hoo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, cheerie-o!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "London baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, 'cause that's not gonna get annoying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(louder) London baby!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, y'know what? I was wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, we're all here! I guess we should get going!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I don't-can't get up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'll-I'll come hug you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (He does so and Phoebe hugs him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, have a great wedding!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! (Trots over)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it's on the counter in your apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (Goes and gets Phoebe's book as Rachel comes in from her room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) So, we're off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have fun!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I can't believe you're not gonna be there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So-so come! Why don't you come?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To London! Come to London. Please? It'll mean so much to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I gotta work, I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why-why can't you take a couple of days off?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, I can't! Ross, I told you, no. I can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is my wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, y'know what? We really are late! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine. You'll-you'll watch it on video when we get back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with Phoebe's book.) Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. (She pats him on his head.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let's go! Bye, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye, Pheebs!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, do you need a hug? You don't have to bring me anything!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on! Do something!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am, I'm ignoring you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his \"pop-up\" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, what the hell is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I'm gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Listen-listen, we're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! That's-that's time-out!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything's gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chicken Kiev?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm! Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn't have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) But of course with salmon you'd have to worry about the chickenella... So, I can't wait to see this place you're getting married!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily's parents got married here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's nice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's all right! Everything's gonna be all right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh, I see that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They tore it down a few days early.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey I've ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's great. It's great. Y'know, they're thinking of changing the name of this place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? To what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To Put the Camera Away!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't worry. You'll find some place to get married.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oowww!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're gonna find a place. But even if - God forbid - you didn't.. So you postpone the wedding. Is that really so bad? I mean, think about it. You could take all the time you needed to get everything that you want. You could have tulips, you could have salmon.... Mmmmm... Salmon!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But either way... You're gonna get married, you're gonna be happy, my mom's gonna like you better than me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, god... She's told you that already, didn't she?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, honey! Don't get up! What do you need?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no. Oh, nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I have a wedgie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, that is all you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So-so, what do you want for lunch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know. I guess we have to eat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. What's the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn't have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Still in love with?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not in love with Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I'm going to Ross's wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I'm still in love with him! I mean, hey, y'know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y'know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that-that I'm still in love with him. Y'know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him-Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my-why didn't you tell me?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We thought you knew!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You all know? Does Ross know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, Ross doesn't know anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I can not believe you didn't tell me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because we thought you knew!! It's so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, \"Hey, you like things clean.\" Or, y'know, \"Hey, Joey, you're gay.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, please! She's always got a broom in her hand!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. That's the stuff. What do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I don't have to buy that, \"I'm with stupid\" T-shirt anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, look, you're not really gonna buy that are you? Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough for one day?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I embarrass you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y'know, you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If you're gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, wait. All right, that's it, okay, I'm out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How you doin'? Joey Tribbiani, America.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we'll be able to find a new place for the wedding.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "She said what?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister's teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isn't right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. I'm saying it's now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "There's no 'or' in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please-(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(depressed) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Manhattan does not have enough stores.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think I can help you get over him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a small piece of chocolate.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a glass of tepid water. (She gathers up all of these things.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn't feel like getting up. Okay, I'm gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you're going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he's such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you're with Ross okay and imagine that you're kissing him. And you're-you're running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it's some kind of grease, it's-uck! Hah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y'know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let's try some uh, aversion therapy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, now look at the picture...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, and umm... (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, how do you feel now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I like you less!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, this is just as boring in England.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. (He nods at the hat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (Takes off the hat.) Sorry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, y'know what? I really shouldn't have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasn't cool. And if it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo!! I've had the best day ever! Dude, check this out! Now, I'm gonna fastforward past the part with you, 'cause it is boring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sh-shh-shh! (He motions for her to watch something he has taped.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on tape) Oh, Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's... That's was...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's Fergie baby!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on tape) So, I hear you're single now...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How did you? How? How?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I'm in my map and-and...(Ross enters) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna go to the bathroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, since you're the 'fix-it' lady, here's a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn't want to have the wedding at all?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She said that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God. You're even dumber than I am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. A month?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That's what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes we were.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on. (They leave and Chandler sticks his head out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was pretty intense huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didn't think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glares at him) I hope he did!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! I thought of a good flaw! Ross pops his gum!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, right! (BEAT) Wait a minute, I do that too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. It drives me crazy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey, Pheebs! It's Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the-that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say 'hi!' but then I figured, he doesn't care if he looks like you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, they're having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kinda, but I've just been having way too much fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you're not homesick yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I don't think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, the seven of us miss you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who's seven?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, the babies miss me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course they do! Or I'm just really hungry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, the pizza guy's here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You ordered pizza without me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. But y'know we were thinking about you, y'know we ordered the Joey Special.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two pizzas?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, well, where did you get it from?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You'll see.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y'know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and... (Points to Ross) You go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But-but, if you don't love this, we'll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it's fine, whatever you want.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And, I don't know, if it starts to rain...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh. And I don't even have a date.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you remember where the duck food is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment under the sink. Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters with a bag packed) Because I'm going to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What do you mean you're going to London?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don't have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But what about all the \"finding-his-flaws\" stuff we've been doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that didn't work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-Rachel, you can't go! Ross loves Emily!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not why you're going! You're going because you hope he's gonna say, \"Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh-Do you think he will?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Because he's in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y'know, it's too late! You missed you're chance! I'm sorry, I know this must be really hard, it's over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? No. It's not over until someone says, \"I do.\" (Exits)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesn't stop.) I do! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emily's Parents' house.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you saying?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Putting his arm around her.) Im not going anywhere, sweetheart.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Out loud?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I didnt want everyone to think I was stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, thanks, we like him.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "The guy was hammered, okay? Theres no way, you look like Rosss mother.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why would he say it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because hes crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldnt want you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, Please?! Im a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, Im back. Listen, I need to...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, you know what/ Youre going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the \"engine\".", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Screaming) Im getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im getting married, to..day!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you are!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well Ive-Ive never done that with you before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(In am uneasy voice.) Nope. (She chuckles uneasily.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, yep...You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You?(Looking over at her. She looks back.) We did you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well...Id better get going.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yea yea, absolutely.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want to look.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Im sorry. Im very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) Its just, Im ahh, Im kinda excited. Im, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to hear about her!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh Pheebs, you know youre still my number one girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh great!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No its not great. No, shes coming to tell Ross that she loves him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Confused.) But, he loves Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so, okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so Im done my part, okay. Its your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So tell me about this girl?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very defensive.) Im not seeing Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(With a confused look on his face.) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!! Okay!! Whats with the third degree?! Why dont you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ehh, pardon me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But he has to know how I feel!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Sighing) Well I-I think your wrong.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yea, your right. Its the second one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very Nervous)Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Felicity.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. Shes almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mrs. Waltham. Hi. Its Phoebe again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Smiling.) Ohh great!! (Putting the phone to his ear.) Hello. (He begins to escort her down the aisle.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you stop Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but its okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So nothing got ruined?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her \"Hey.\" And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Rosss shoulder.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What we did last night was....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What were we thinking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im coming over tonight though, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Definitely.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I Ross...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you got there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Condoms, dude!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Don't read my condoms!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Passport, check! (As she puts away each item, she says check.) Camera, check! Traveller's cheques, check!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who are you saying \"check\" too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Myself. Y'know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realised it was weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Are you ready yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep! You got the tickets?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Got 'em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls' apartment.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got your passport?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don't want to lose that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh!! (Runs to his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There it is.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, but Rachel's gonna be here too, can't I just ask her this stuff?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, okay, give that a try!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, with Joey) All right! Let's do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Woo-hoo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, cheerie-o!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "London baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, 'cause that's not gonna get annoying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(louder) London baby!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, y'know what? I was wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, we're all here! I guess we should get going!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I don't-can't get up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'll-I'll come hug you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (He does so and Phoebe hugs him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, have a great wedding!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! (Trots over)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it's on the counter in your apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (Goes and gets Phoebe's book as Rachel comes in from her room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) So, we're off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have fun!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I can't believe you're not gonna be there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So-so come! Why don't you come?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To London! Come to London. Please? It'll mean so much to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I gotta work, I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why-why can't you take a couple of days off?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, I can't! Ross, I told you, no. I can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is my wedding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, y'know what? We really are late! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine. You'll-you'll watch it on video when we get back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with Phoebe's book.) Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you. (She pats him on his head.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let's go! Bye, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye, Pheebs!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, do you need a hug? You don't have to bring me anything!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on! Do something!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am, I'm ignoring you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his \"pop-up\" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, what the hell is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I'm gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Listen-listen, we're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No! That's-that's time-out!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything's gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chicken Kiev?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm! Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn't have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) But of course with salmon you'd have to worry about the chickenella... So, I can't wait to see this place you're getting married!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily's parents got married here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's nice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's all right! Everything's gonna be all right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh, I see that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They tore it down a few days early.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey I've ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's great. It's great. Y'know, they're thinking of changing the name of this place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? To what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To Put the Camera Away!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Don't worry. You'll find some place to get married.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oowww!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You're gonna find a place. But even if - God forbid - you didn't.. So you postpone the wedding. Is that really so bad? I mean, think about it. You could take all the time you needed to get everything that you want. You could have tulips, you could have salmon.... Mmmmm... Salmon!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But either way... You're gonna get married, you're gonna be happy, my mom's gonna like you better than me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, god... She's told you that already, didn't she?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, honey! Don't get up! What do you need?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no. Oh, nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I have a wedgie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, that is all you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So-so, what do you want for lunch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know. I guess we have to eat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. What's the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn't have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Still in love with?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not in love with Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I'm going to Ross's wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I'm still in love with him! I mean, hey, y'know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y'know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that-that I'm still in love with him. Y'know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him-Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my-why didn't you tell me?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We thought you knew!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You all know? Does Ross know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, Ross doesn't know anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I can not believe you didn't tell me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because we thought you knew!! It's so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, \"Hey, you like things clean.\" Or, y'know, \"Hey, Joey, you're gay.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, please! She's always got a broom in her hand!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. That's the stuff. What do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I don't have to buy that, \"I'm with stupid\" T-shirt anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, look, you're not really gonna buy that are you? Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough for one day?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I embarrass you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y'know, you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If you're gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, wait. All right, that's it, okay, I'm out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How you doin'? Joey Tribbiani, America.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we'll be able to find a new place for the wedding.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "She said what?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister's teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isn't right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I can't ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No. I'm saying it's now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "There's no 'or' in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please-(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(depressed) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Manhattan does not have enough stores.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think I can help you get over him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a small piece of chocolate.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a glass of tepid water. (She gathers up all of these things.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn't feel like getting up. Okay, I'm gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you're going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he's such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you're with Ross okay and imagine that you're kissing him. And you're-you're running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it's some kind of grease, it's-uck! Hah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y'know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let's try some uh, aversion therapy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, now look at the picture...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, and umm... (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, how do you feel now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I like you less!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, this is just as boring in England.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. (He nods at the hat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (Takes off the hat.) Sorry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no, y'know what? I really shouldn't have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasn't cool. And if it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo!! I've had the best day ever! Dude, check this out! Now, I'm gonna fastforward past the part with you, 'cause it is boring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sh-shh-shh! (He motions for her to watch something he has taped.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on tape) Oh, Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's... That's was...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's Fergie baby!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on tape) So, I hear you're single now...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How did you? How? How?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I'm in my map and-and...(Ross enters) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna go to the bathroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, since you're the 'fix-it' lady, here's a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn't want to have the wedding at all?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She said that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God. You're even dumber than I am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. A month?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That's what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes we were.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on. (They leave and Chandler sticks his head out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was pretty intense huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didn't think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(glares at him) I hope he did!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! I thought of a good flaw! Ross pops his gum!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, right! (BEAT) Wait a minute, I do that too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. It drives me crazy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey, Pheebs! It's Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the-that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say 'hi!' but then I figured, he doesn't care if he looks like you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, they're having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kinda, but I've just been having way too much fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you're not homesick yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I don't think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, the seven of us miss you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who's seven?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, the babies miss me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course they do! Or I'm just really hungry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, the pizza guy's here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You ordered pizza without me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. But y'know we were thinking about you, y'know we ordered the Joey Special.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two pizzas?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, well, where did you get it from?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You'll see.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y'know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and... (Points to Ross) You go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But-but, if you don't love this, we'll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it's fine, whatever you want.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And, I don't know, if it starts to rain...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh. And I don't even have a date.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you remember where the duck food is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment under the sink. Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters with a bag packed) Because I'm going to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What do you mean you're going to London?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don't have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But what about all the \"finding-his-flaws\" stuff we've been doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that didn't work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-Rachel, you can't go! Ross loves Emily!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not why you're going! You're going because you hope he's gonna say, \"Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh-Do you think he will?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Because he's in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y'know, it's too late! You missed you're chance! I'm sorry, I know this must be really hard, it's over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? No. It's not over until someone says, \"I do.\" (Exits)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesn't stop.) I do! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emily's Parents' house.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you saying?!", "role": "user" } ]