bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "(Shocked) No! Ooh! Oh my god! (Dials again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(In a British accent) Hello. This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it's not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No no no, I'll be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don't give me that number then I'm going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ha ha, a joke that's funny in all countries.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's in it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Looking up at the waiter)That's not food...No, I don't, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, it's been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "what's up, Dad?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I don't want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And I'm going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Pause) Huh.. How about 600?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How about 600 and these earrings? (Shows the ticket agent her earrings.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just don't think I have enough left on my credit card.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I don't have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I go back there with lawn ornaments, he's going to laugh in my face.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Running to her room.) Hi, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'd like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him.. Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross's sister Monica.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm Phoebe Buffay. I'm one of Ross's best friends.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I got it from your maid. She's a bitch, but I wore her down.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, um, I can't fly. I'm having my brother's babies.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No..umm, could I talk to one of them? It's very very important.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh! Okay, I'm going to have to kick her ass too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Continuing his toast.) And I'm sure we're all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I'm not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Putting his arm around her.) I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Out loud?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My mother's driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I'm happy. (A drunken man approaches.) I'm not going to let anything spoil that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thanks, we like him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The guy was hammered, okay? There's no way, you look like Ross's mother.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why would he say it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because he's crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my mother's right. I'm never going to get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldn't want you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, Please?! I'm a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, I'm back. Listen, I need to...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, you know what? You're going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, you know what? Come on, we'll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the \"engine\".", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, If I don't get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Screaming) I'm getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm getting married, to..day!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you are!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) It's just, I'm ahh, I'm kinda excited. I'm, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I've-I've never done that with you before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(In am uneasy voice.) Nope. (She chuckles uneasily.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, yep...You?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You?(Looking over at her. She looks back.) We did you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...I'd better get going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yea yea, absolutely.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't want to look.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't want to hear about her!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh Pheebs, you know you're still my number one girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachel's coming to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh great!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No it's not great. No, she's coming to tell Ross that she loves him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Confused.) But, he loves Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She's going to ruin the wedding!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so, okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so I'm done my part, okay. It's your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So tell me about this girl?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "...And so then I realised. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ehh, pardon me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But he has to know how I feel!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Sighing) Well I-I think your wrong.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, he doesn't really love her. I mean, it's just a rebound thing from me.... You'll see!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Do something..... Something....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very defensive.) I'm not seeing Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(With a confused look on his face.) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look we've got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! That's why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!! Okay!! What's with the third degree?! Why don't you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I'll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I don't even like Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yea, your right. It's the second one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very Nervous)Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Felicity.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That's it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That's right!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know what, I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have. (He hugs her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I can't believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. She's almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mrs. Waltham. Hi. It's Phoebe again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Smiling.) Ohh great!! (Putting the phone to his ear.) Hello. (He begins to escort her down the aisle.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, it's Phoebe. Did you stop Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but it's okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So nothing got ruined?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's so great! Ohh, so what's going on now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, I'm-I'm walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I'm about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her \"Hey.\" And now I'm at the front with Ross. It's Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I'd better go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Ross's shoulder.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What we did last night was....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What were we thinking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm coming over tonight though, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Definitely.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I Ross...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realises what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I, Ross...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like there'd be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Happy to.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, that went well. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It could've been worse, he could've shot her.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn't it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(exiting the bathroom) That-that-that's all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. I'll be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) She's just fixing her makeup.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Philange.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I've discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women's names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? What kind of bitch hangs up on a doctor!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I'm just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. How could we have let this happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seven times!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh! Well, y'know, we were away...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a foreign, romantic country...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I blame London.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So look umm, while we're st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I don't see that we have a choice. But, when we're back home, we don't do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Only here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll meet you there in two minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(impatiently) Now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can't pretend that didn't happen can I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I-I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, what should I do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, wait, listen, I think I'm just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait. Rachel, no, he's married. Married! If you don't realise that, I can't help you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you're right. You're right. You can't help me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, what's up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, he's eating it with his hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(motions to himself and Mrs. Geller and grins) You and me, next dance?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you know what? Rachel.. She just left. (Points at the entrance.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ra.... Er.. Barbra.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. (Smiles uneasily.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Forget it, that's off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn't eat meat until she has the babies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I figured we're in another country, so it doesn't count.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man's got a point.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Sorry, things aren't working out so well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! It could be better, but it's gonna be okay, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she's gonna get over this, y'know? I mean, so you said my name! Y'know you just said it 'cause you saw me there, if you'd have seen a circus freak, you would've said, \"I take thee circus freak.\" Y'know, it didn't mean anything, it's just a mistake. It didn't mean anything. Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! Of course it didn't mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y'know, because-because it was you...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But it absolutely didn't. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didn't!! It didn't!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(approaching) Ross, hey, the band's ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the band's ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says-I don't care about the stupid band!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I'm sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Y'know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get the hell out of there, y'know?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? I'm coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, look at that, same thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Shocked) No! Ooh! Oh my god! (Dials again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(In a British accent) Hello. This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it's not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No no no, I'll be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don't give me that number then I'm going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ha ha, a joke that's funny in all countries.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What's in it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Looking up at the waiter)That's not food...No, I don't, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, it's been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "what's up, Dad?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I don't want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And I'm going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Pause) Huh.. How about 600?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How about 600 and these earrings? (Shows the ticket agent her earrings.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just don't think I have enough left on my credit card.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I don't have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I go back there with lawn ornaments, he's going to laugh in my face.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Running to her room.) Hi, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'd like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him.. Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross's sister Monica.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I'm Phoebe Buffay. I'm one of Ross's best friends.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I got it from your maid. She's a bitch, but I wore her down.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, um, I can't fly. I'm having my brother's babies.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No..umm, could I talk to one of them? It's very very important.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh! Okay, I'm going to have to kick her ass too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Continuing his toast.) And I'm sure we're all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I'm not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Putting his arm around her.) I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Out loud?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My mother's driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I'm happy. (A drunken man approaches.) I'm not going to let anything spoil that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, thanks, we like him.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "The guy was hammered, okay? There's no way, you look like Ross's mother.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why would he say it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because he's crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my mother's right. I'm never going to get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldn't want you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, Please?! I'm a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, I'm back. Listen, I need to...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, you know what? You're going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, you know what? Come on, we'll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the \"engine\".", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, If I don't get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Screaming) I'm getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm getting married, to..day!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you are!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) It's just, I'm ahh, I'm kinda excited. I'm, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well I've-I've never done that with you before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(In am uneasy voice.) Nope. (She chuckles uneasily.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, yep...You?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You?(Looking over at her. She looks back.) We did you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...I'd better get going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yea yea, absolutely.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't want to look.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't want to hear about her!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh Pheebs, you know you're still my number one girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachel's coming to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh great!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No it's not great. No, she's coming to tell Ross that she loves him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Confused.) But, he loves Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She's going to ruin the wedding!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so, okay...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so I'm done my part, okay. It's your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So tell me about this girl?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "...And so then I realised. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ehh, pardon me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But he has to know how I feel!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Sighing) Well I-I think your wrong.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, he doesn't really love her. I mean, it's just a rebound thing from me.... You'll see!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Do something..... Something....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very defensive.) I'm not seeing Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(With a confused look on his face.) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look we've got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! That's why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!! Okay!! What's with the third degree?! Why don't you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I'll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I don't even like Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yea, your right. It's the second one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Very Nervous)Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Felicity.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That's it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That's right!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know what, I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have. (He hugs her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I can't believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. She's almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mrs. Waltham. Hi. It's Phoebe again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Smiling.) Ohh great!! (Putting the phone to his ear.) Hello. (He begins to escort her down the aisle.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, it's Phoebe. Did you stop Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but it's okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So nothing got ruined?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's so great! Ohh, so what's going on now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, I'm-I'm walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I'm about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her \"Hey.\" And now I'm at the front with Ross. It's Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I'd better go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Ross's shoulder.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What we did last night was....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What were we thinking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm coming over tonight though, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Definitely.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I Ross...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realises what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I, Ross...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like there'd be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Happy to.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yay!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, that went well. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It could've been worse, he could've shot her.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn't it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(exiting the bathroom) That-that-that's all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. I'll be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) She's just fixing her makeup.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Philange.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I've discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women's names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello? What kind of bitch hangs up on a doctor!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I'm just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. How could we have let this happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seven times!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh! Well, y'know, we were away...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a foreign, romantic country...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I blame London.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So look umm, while we're st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I don't see that we have a choice. But, when we're back home, we don't do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Only here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll meet you there in two minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(impatiently) Now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can't pretend that didn't happen can I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I-I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, what should I do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, wait, listen, I think I'm just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait. Rachel, no, he's married. Married! If you don't realise that, I can't help you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you're right. You're right. You can't help me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, what's up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, he's eating it with his hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(motions to himself and Mrs. Geller and grins) You and me, next dance?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you know what? Rachel.. She just left. (Points at the entrance.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ra.... Er.. Barbra.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. (Smiles uneasily.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Forget it, that's off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn't eat meat until she has the babies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I figured we're in another country, so it doesn't count.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man's got a point.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Sorry, things aren't working out so well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! It could be better, but it's gonna be okay, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she's gonna get over this, y'know? I mean, so you said my name! Y'know you just said it 'cause you saw me there, if you'd have seen a circus freak, you would've said, \"I take thee circus freak.\" Y'know, it didn't mean anything, it's just a mistake. It didn't mean anything. Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! Of course it didn't mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y'know, because-because it was you...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But it absolutely didn't. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didn't!! It didn't!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(approaching) Ross, hey, the band's ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the band's ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says-I don't care about the stupid band!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I'm sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Y'know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get the hell out of there, y'know?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? I'm coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, look at that, same thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]