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[ { "content": "Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, \"Yippee!\" just ignore me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hello Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross said my name. Okay? My name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did you get in here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If anybody asks, I'm your sister, Joan. Listen. C'mon, you guys. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Your sister Joan is crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(They both just stare at her.)Y'know what? Fine, I don't care. Don't believe me, I know I'm right-do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I want to change. And why-why don't you go down and get us a table?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we'll be down in like five minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(elbows him) Fifteen minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) It's Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yay...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, so what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ross said my name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, but I don't think that means anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, y'know what, let's look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Hey, listen, why don't we go change in my room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But my clothes are-ohh! (They both leave.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, you look...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No time for that!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I've got a girl in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you don't, I just saw you go in there with Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, we're-we're hanging out in here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I suppose I'd have to say you!! But, what if we're watching a movie in here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It's My Giant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My Giant? I love that movie!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You really think this is okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ross and Emily aren't gonna use it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it's so beautiful. Ohh! Y'know, I-I don't know if I feel right about this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Emily?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope, not under here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didn't find her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I've looked everywhere!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you couldn't have looked everywhere or else you would've found her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think you should keep looking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, for about 30 minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or 45.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! For all I know, she's trying to find me but couldn't because I kept moving around. No, from now on, I'm staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's getting late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we're gonna go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, y'know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's a very large plane.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disappointed) That's cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, we'll stay here with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, y'know, but you don't have to rub my butt.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We have to leave for New York in an hour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I've been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don't you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We can't do that that's insane. I mean 'A' he could wake up and 'B' y'know, let's go for it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there's a whole cart outside... (Sees the Walthams and stops.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I'm gonna be at that airport and I hope that she'll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel's name, but it didn't mean anything, Okay? She's-she's just a friend and that's all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) That's all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you'll tell her that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know, maybe it's best that we never got to do it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realises something) Y'know, technically we still are over international waters.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I'll see you there in a bit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Kay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I ask you something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Felicity and I, we're watching My Giant, and I was thinking, \"I'm never gonna be as good an actor as that giant.\" Do you think I'm just wasting my life with this acting thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y'know, you think I'll ever get there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But what about how much taller he is than me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean, there's no way I can make myself taller now, y'know? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Monica, wow you've been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Had the beef-tips, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach! Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(she stops and turns) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-I-I've been on Standby for a flight home for hours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pretty soon I guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just, I don't understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Y'know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she'd actually show up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you're not an idiot, Ross. You're a guy very much in love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Same difference.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I get it! Well, that's that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you know what, I think you should go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think it'd be really good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't know...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could, yeah, I can do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't, I can't even believe her! No, y'know what, I am, I am gonna go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know-thanks! (They hug)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I'll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well...nah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Wait, what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why don't you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well-well, I don't know Ross-really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, it'll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cool!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, we're going. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, wait-wait-wait...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You tell them to wait!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Wait! Wait!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Emily.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And uh, (points to Ross's seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airport's moving. (Realises that that's not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? They said they were gonna wait! (yells after the air hostess) Miss? Yeah, does the captain know that we're moving? Oh my... Ross, you better be under the wheels of this thing!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (They're shocked.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No we didn't!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know you didn't, I was talking about Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I did not have sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This pregnancy is throwing me all off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, I'm gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, me too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you need to say hi to them, you've been feeding them for four days?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh right, maybe I'll just go home.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we certainly are alone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Good thing we have that, 'Not in New York' rule.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Umm, listen since we're-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross's mother...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, an-anyway, I just-that night meant a lot to me, I guess I'm just trying to say thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Y'know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me 'cause, you're really hot! Is that okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) That's okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I'm cute too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you're cute too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! (They hug.) All right, I gotta go unpack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) I'm still on London time, does that count?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That counts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good! (They start kissing.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I Ross...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I, Ross", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Happy too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that went well. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It couldve been worse, he couldve shot her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasnt it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, Ive discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh womens names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. How could we have let this happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seven times!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh! Well, yknow, we were away", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In a foreign, romantic country", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I blame London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So look umm, while were st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I saw a wine cellar downstairs", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill meet you there in two minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(impatiently) Now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I-I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, what should I do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, wait, listen, I think Im just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, youre right. Youre right. You cant help me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Forget it, thats off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The mans got a point.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Sorry, things arent working out so well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! It could be better, but its gonna be okay, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, \"I take thee circus freak.\" Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Yknow when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get the hell out of there, yknow?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, look at that, same thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, \"Yippee!\" just ignore me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hello Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I want to change. And why-why dont you go down and get us a table?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well be down in like five minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(elbows him) Fifteen minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) Its Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yay", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, so what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ross said my name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, but I dont think that means anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, you look", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No time for that!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ive got a girl in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, were-were hanging out in here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. Its My Giant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My Giant? I love that movie!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You really think this is okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ross and Emily arent gonna use it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its so beautiful. Ohh! Yknow, I-I dont know if I feel right about this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Emily?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope, not under here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didnt find her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Ive looked everywhere!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you couldnt have looked everywhere or else you wouldve found her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think you should keep looking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, for about 30 minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or 45.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! For all I know, shes trying to find me but couldnt because I kept moving around. No, from now on, Im staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, its getting late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, were gonna go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, yknow, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, its a very large plane.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disappointed) Thats cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, well stay here with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We have to leave for New York in an hour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, Ive been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, dont you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We cant do that thats insane. I mean A he could wake up and B yknow, lets go for it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, theres a whole cart outside (Sees the Walthams and stops.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, maybe its best that we never got to do it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realizes something) Yknow, technically we still are over international waters.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I ask you something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, \"Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant.\" Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, yknow, you think Ill ever get there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But what about how much taller he is than me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean, theres no way I can make myself taller now, yknow? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Monica, wow youve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Had the beef-tips, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No we didnt!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know you didnt, I was talking about Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I did not have sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This pregnancy is throwing me all off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Im gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, me too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you need to say hi to them, youve been feeding them for four days?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh right, maybe Ill just go home.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we certainly are alone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Good thing we have that, Not in New York rule.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, an-anyway, I justthat night meant a lot to me, I guess Im just trying to say thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Thats okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Im cute too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And youre cute too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! (They hug.) All right, I gotta go unpack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Im still on London time, does that count?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That counts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good! (They start kissing.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach! Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she stops and turns) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I-Ive been on Standby for a flight home for hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Pretty soon I guess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just, I dont understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Yknow, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that shed actually show up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, youre not an idiot, Ross. Youre a guy very much in love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Same difference.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I get it! Well, thats that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you know what, I think you should go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I dont, I dont, I dont know", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could, yeah, I can do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant, I cant even believe her! No, yknow what, I am, I am gonna go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknowthanks! (They hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, wellnah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Wait, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well-well, I dont know Rossreally?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, itll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait-wait-wait", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You tell them to wait!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Wait! Wait!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Emily.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You look cute in bubbles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ehh, you're just liquored up.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I've had a very long, hard day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chicken? I could eat some chicken.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joe!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke-(Yelps in", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mornin' Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Ha-ha-ha. All right, anyway", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, The Wheatsheaf.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bodington's!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so, he had a really funny hatI don't want to talk about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Ross, Bodington's!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! (They high-five.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was good beer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I think they have those at that British pub near the trade center.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Later! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Isn't Rachel supposed to be back by now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she should be here by now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so-so you talked to her. Did she, did she sound mad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'knowEmily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you still hadn't heard from Emily?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not since I lost her at the airport.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe she can out run you man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am so-so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what? That's it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks. Oh, you're the best. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, you're the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, \"Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?\" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's not true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "London is stupid! Stupid!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh No, I did that for someone once and I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I gotta go to work.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, sweetie, by the edges.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it (She grabs the rest of the pictures)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh. (Monica covers her eyes in horror.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean it's my fault.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! (She licks the top picture and hands them back.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) I bet it was about her a little.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know. I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Say that to him and you're golden. (She just glares at him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What took you so long?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got caught up and work, but I'm quitting tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not European!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it felt French.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God, I really had a good time!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's doing her laundry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's that? (Points to the box.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, honey that's awful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, it's not raining.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't catch a break!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! You did not drop any socks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, ultimately, I was trying y'know, I-I wantedtell him y'know, that I'm still in love with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I make the decisions, and I say no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, \"I'm not fired!\" Ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Poking his head out.) Havin' some trouble?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel locked the door.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.", "role": "user" } ]