bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I really need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, then talk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, fine.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, I'm in!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, okay, Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excited) Central(not so excited) Park!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all of us! All day!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? \"Well, it's right by my house, all right!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. (Gets up to leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Makes me wanna puke! (Chandler looks at her, quizzically.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, woo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, woo! Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! It was my plan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo, I said we needed a new plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And, I came up with Atlantic City.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which, is the new plan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on Rach, let's go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know what, that doesn't matter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I don't care.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What 'cha readin'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The paper.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what's it about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Events from around the globe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. Once, at work I-I thought carbon dating was fossilized", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go ahead.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow. Umm Huh I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why are you laughing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, \"You are such an idiot!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, well I am married. Even though I haven't spoken to my wife since the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) \"Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?\" Don't know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is what the thing is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thank you for Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, let's go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Atlantic City!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You're water broke!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun! (She starts out the door.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pheebs! We have to take you to the hospital now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "High-five, the babies are coming! (They all high-five.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it's beautiful. Amazing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know anything about women?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's all right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They kiss again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the nurse) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's all right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You-you're not wearing a jacket.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man! I did it again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta get the before shot!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, she's so stupid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's head of the department.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All rightOoh! Oh dead God, save me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm having my first contraction!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, it's not bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! (In an announcer type voice) And so the miracle of life begins, and aaiiyyyeeee! (He grabs his side and doubles over in pain.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, something hurts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what it sounded like.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're male nurses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not in my head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm. (Looks at Chandler who is using the phone.) Umm. Umm. I don't think so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a sexy voice) Yep! There's always room for Jell-O", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, how do you make that dirty?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, (snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice) Grandma's chicken salad", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt eitherOoh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (Checks under the blanket.) Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Male nurses?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I was bummed too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So they're going on dates? When?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think Saturday(groans in pain again).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm y'know, dilatedamundo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To be fair, he doesnt seem to be impersonating Fonzie", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Again, it's not that he", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(spotting her) Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Maybe I will too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! And you're going into what grade?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, well, what else could it be?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Or?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "They are. Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Happy birthday!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I tell you a little secret?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want to keep one. (Giggles in excitement.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe not! Y'know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're y'know, looking for a chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask! Y'know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just ask him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Tell him it's for you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Feeling a little better sweetie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! I just heard. What's up?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) So did you ask him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm kinda on a clock here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know who I always liked? Mork.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering with Chandler) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) How are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, doctor says any minute now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths \"He's yours.\" to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure. (Pause) And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way. (Retreats in defeat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. Very good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oo, this is a big one. Eww! Arghhhh!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, get these things out of me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do too! I do too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, fair enough.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye Dan!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye, momi-moo.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What is that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, how does he look? How does he look?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I already had a baby. Leave me alone.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God, kindergarten flashback.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, keep saying it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You did it, man.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think you're better than you think you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Okay, so", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Know when to stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I think you're my favorite.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which one do you have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, umm, no honey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So does it really hurt as bad as they say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. You won't be able to take it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're gonna call her Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Works on you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, that one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why aren't you guys at the movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! Way to suck up to the family.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, wearing a tux) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no-no-no-no, vomit tux! No-no, vomit tux!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, PBS!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's wrong with PBS?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, what's right with them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you like PBS, Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what are you talking about?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes there are! There are totally good deeds that are selfless.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, may I ask for one example?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's because all people are selfish.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you calling me selfish?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you calling you people? (Chandler rolls his eyes.) Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! (He picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler, for no reason.) It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! (to Emily) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the gang, whispering) She's talking.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That he doesn't exist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right. (She turns and opens her eyes in shock.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, he's really shy. I-I dont think he's up to meeting everyone yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In London!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She wants me to move to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-what-what are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It could happen.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But I'm the host!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! (Pause) Is he?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I really need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, then talk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm gonna do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, fine.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, I'm in!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, okay, Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excited) Central(not so excited) Park!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all of us! All day!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? \"Well, it's right by my house, all right!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. (Gets up to leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Makes me wanna puke! (Chandler looks at her, quizzically.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, woo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, woo! Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! It was my plan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo, I said we needed a new plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And, I came up with Atlantic City.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which, is the new plan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on Rach, let's go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know what, that doesn't matter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I don't care.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What 'cha readin'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The paper.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what's it about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Events from around the globe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. Once, at work I-I thought carbon dating was fossilized", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go ahead.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow. Umm Huh I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why are you laughing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, \"You are such an idiot!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, well I am married. Even though I haven't spoken to my wife since the wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) \"Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?\" Don't know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is what the thing is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thank you for Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, let's go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Atlantic City!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You're water broke!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun! (She starts out the door.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Pheebs! We have to take you to the hospital now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "High-five, the babies are coming! (They all high-five.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it's beautiful. Amazing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know anything about women?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's all right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They kiss again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the nurse) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's all right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You-you're not wearing a jacket.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man! I did it again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta get the before shot!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, she's so stupid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's head of the department.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All rightOoh! Oh dead God, save me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm having my first contraction!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, it's not bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! (In an announcer type voice) And so the miracle of life begins, and aaiiyyyeeee! (He grabs his side and doubles over in pain.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, something hurts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what it sounded like.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're male nurses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not in my head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm. (Looks at Chandler who is using the phone.) Umm. Umm. I don't think so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a sexy voice) Yep! There's always room for Jell-O", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, how do you make that dirty?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, (snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice) Grandma's chicken salad", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt eitherOoh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (Checks under the blanket.) Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Male nurses?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I was bummed too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So they're going on dates? When?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think Saturday(groans in pain again).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm y'know, dilatedamundo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To be fair, he doesnt seem to be impersonating Fonzie", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Again, it's not that he", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(spotting her) Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Maybe I will too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! And you're going into what grade?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, well, what else could it be?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Or?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "They are. Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Happy birthday!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I tell you a little secret?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want to keep one. (Giggles in excitement.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe not! Y'know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're y'know, looking for a chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask! Y'know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just ask him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tell him it's for you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Feeling a little better sweetie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! I just heard. What's up?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) So did you ask him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm kinda on a clock here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know who I always liked? Mork.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering with Chandler) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) How are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, doctor says any minute now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths \"He's yours.\" to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure. (Pause) And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way. (Retreats in defeat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. Very good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oo, this is a big one. Eww! Arghhhh!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, get these things out of me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do too! I do too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Argh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, fair enough.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye Dan!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye, momi-moo.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What is that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, how does he look? How does he look?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I already had a baby. Leave me alone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God, kindergarten flashback.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, keep saying it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You did it, man.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think you're better than you think you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Okay, so", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Know when to stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I think you're my favorite.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which one do you have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, umm, no honey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So does it really hurt as bad as they say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. You won't be able to take it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're gonna call her Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Works on you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, that one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why aren't you guys at the movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! Way to suck up to the family.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering, wearing a tux) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no-no-no-no, vomit tux! No-no, vomit tux!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, PBS!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's wrong with PBS?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, what's right with them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you like PBS, Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what are you talking about?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes there are! There are totally good deeds that are selfless.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, may I ask for one example?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's because all people are selfish.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you calling me selfish?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you calling you people? (Chandler rolls his eyes.) Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Hello.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! (He picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler, for no reason.) It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! (to Emily) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the gang, whispering) She's talking.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That he doesn't exist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right. (She turns and opens her eyes in shock.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, he's really shy. I-I dont think he's up to meeting everyone yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In London!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She wants me to move to London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-what-what are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It could happen.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But I'm the host!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! (Pause) Is he?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)", "role": "assistant" } ]