bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, did you just say all right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, tell me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know. I am, I am so sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Again, very sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh that is so great! That's", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh-ohh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you cannot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering it) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey Mon!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, there he is! There he is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "William Sonoma, fall catalog, Page 27.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Expect it in 4-6 weeks. (She starts to leave.) Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? (She hops into the living room and imitates Chandler's happy dance.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's your point?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(in a bored voice) PBS telethon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Thinks for a moment.) Aw, dammit! (Slams the phone down.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on man! You've been here all day!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, it's not a toy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in an unenthusiastic voice) PBS Telethon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hi Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you don't a little good about donating the money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV! Oh that makes me feelOh no! (Realizes that her deed made her happy and therefore it's selfish and covers her mouth in horror.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Keep talking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OHMYGOD.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if we owe it? (She throws down her cleaning stuff and jumps into his arms.) Oh my When is Joey gonna be home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But, I just cleaned the bathroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (She takes them off.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, let's show them how it's done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know that wasn't part of it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Never done that before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(quietly) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica? What time is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But it's dark out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm really getting tired of sneaking around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! What about Joey?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh now that-that-that's funny, it seems like Chandler's conference could've been in Connecticut or Vermont.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, she's out shopping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Damn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the \"I get to see my wife,\" part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Doesnt seem like it's going to work, I mean", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi, guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're flipping Monica's mattress.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that's better than my way.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! I know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Can you hear anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yes, somebody just said, \"Can you hear anything?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, Madlibs, mine! (Grabs it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Condoms?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And condoms are the way to do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Oh my God! My dog died!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Le Poo's still alive?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's Le Poo.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know it's le poo right now, but it'll get better.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We're switching rooms.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! (Turns to face him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're nose is bleeding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm (Rachel blows her nose.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, great. (He grabs the remote and turns on the TV to the chase.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're switching rooms again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (He doesn't take his eyes off the TV.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(turning to face her) Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch-(realizes)-have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, this one I like!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(watching TV, in fact, ER is on.) Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do not speak ill of the dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did you say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I said, \"Geez, relax Monnnnn.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, what's up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "is for me not to see you anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Storming out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, this is your apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Damn Rollos!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you're back!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was your conference?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you're back too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, how was your chef thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was awful. (To Chandler) I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! (Motions for him to come outside.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica. (Follows her out.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, fine, $300.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "300 dollars?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Urghh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You want my advice?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Please!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not gonna like it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got married to fast.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not advice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I told ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe I could do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, Rach.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. (Points over his shoulder.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, its happening. It's already started. I'm Kip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you're not Kip!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that poor bastard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not gonna be phased out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ehh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes that was mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes that would have made more sense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe? (She turns her head further away.) I'm sorry about the whole lifting out thing. (Moves over next to her.) You gotta come with me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come where?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but try and get Joey too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, sure! (She gets up to leave.) Bye Ross! (Whispering behind his back.) Forever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Ross", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, for starters I would've said the right name at my wedding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this is happening.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know that too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) (He clears his throat to get their attention.) Hey, Rach? Sorry to interrupt but umm, Phoebe wanted me to talk to you about a trip or something.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just came over to drop offnothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, I guess this is over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, exactly?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because of the weekend, we had a fight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, this isn't over?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Okay. Great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stops her) We're in a relationship?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm afraid so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes. (Lets him up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How?! When?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It happened in London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "IN LONDON!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no-no-no! You can't!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it's great!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Aww, I don't want to see that!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, \"Hi, Phoebe!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Count for what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Count in our heads as-as good Madlibs.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I guess I'm done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fun's over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think I'm gonna take-off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! (They all leave and close the door on Monica.) Ohhh! (Throws her notepad down in disgust.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(from the bedroom) I can hear that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Rachel's at work.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can still hear you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Eeeee-(She opens the box and removes its contents and sees that it's a fur coat.)-ohh!! God! (She throws it at Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh-argh!! (Catches the coat.) Ooh, soft. Is this mink?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour. (Phoebe stares at him wide-eyed. Chandler sees her reaction.) That didn't happen, I made that up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How come? Everybody else does.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After what I did? Can you blame her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now calm down Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want the little round waffles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Arghhhh!!!!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll take it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That might work! (She gives him the coat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah! (He drapes it around his shoulders.) Enh? All right, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's the matter Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you're really okay with this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys! You guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(proud of herself) Yeah, I-I-I just pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you fogged Danny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dan just moved in downstairs. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Nice fella.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! Just so you know, we-we didn't mean to fog you, we thought you were like a yeti or something.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! That guy is so rude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you did a little bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, honey, I'm so sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I totally forgive you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So listen, you know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Crematorium Chris? Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is fashion?! (Grabs the coat from Rachel.) Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. (She puts the coat on and starts to model it.) Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? (Sees herself in the mirror.) 'Cause I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, what is in here? Rocks?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, rocks.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing (The shutters that close off the kitchen.) and it kinda knocked me out a little?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We all hate Emily!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Unreasonable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "God, I feel so guilty about Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I kinda feel like it's my fault.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I think it's very brave what you said.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, Iit's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! (She starts to leave but stops and says to Monica.) Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? YetiI mean Danny?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so. Y'know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So from that you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't! Y'know I-I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, y'know, if-if kids like to play with Capri pants.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And stop saying that! I hate that!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine! I judged you. I made a snap judgement. But you did it too! And you are worse because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgement! You can't even open up your mind for a second to see if you're wrong! What does that say about you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you still mad at us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good! Because we have an \"I'm sorry\" song.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we are so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) You're kinda stepping on the song. (She gets ready to play but is stopped by)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we were way out of line, we totally support you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whatever you decide, whatever you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Exactly! And that's why", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinks) I'm not sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, look at you! Where have you been?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did that happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That yeti is one smooth talker.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, did you just say all right?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, tell me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know. I am, I am so sorry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Again, very sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh that is so great! That's", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh-ohh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's true!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you cannot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering it) Hello.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey Mon!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, there he is! There he is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "William Sonoma, fall catalog, Page 27.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Expect it in 4-6 weeks. (She starts to leave.) Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? (She hops into the living room and imitates Chandler's happy dance.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's your point?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(in a bored voice) PBS telethon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Thinks for a moment.) Aw, dammit! (Slams the phone down.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on man! You've been here all day!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, it's not a toy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(in an unenthusiastic voice) PBS Telethon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hi Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you don't a little good about donating the money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV! Oh that makes me feelOh no! (Realizes that her deed made her happy and therefore it's selfish and covers her mouth in horror.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Keep talking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OHMYGOD.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if we owe it? (She throws down her cleaning stuff and jumps into his arms.) Oh my When is Joey gonna be home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But, I just cleaned the bathroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (She takes them off.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, let's show them how it's done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know that wasn't part of it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Never done that before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(quietly) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica? What time is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But it's dark out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm really getting tired of sneaking around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! What about Joey?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh now that-that-that's funny, it seems like Chandler's conference could've been in Connecticut or Vermont.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, she's out shopping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Damn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the \"I get to see my wife,\" part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Doesnt seem like it's going to work, I mean", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi, guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're flipping Monica's mattress.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that's better than my way.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! I know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Can you hear anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yes, somebody just said, \"Can you hear anything?\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, Madlibs, mine! (Grabs it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Condoms?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And condoms are the way to do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Oh my God! My dog died!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Le Poo's still alive?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's Le Poo.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know it's le poo right now, but it'll get better.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We're switching rooms.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! (Turns to face him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're nose is bleeding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm (Rachel blows her nose.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, great. (He grabs the remote and turns on the TV to the chase.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're switching rooms again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (He doesn't take his eyes off the TV.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(turning to face her) Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch-(realizes)-have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, this one I like!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(watching TV, in fact, ER is on.) Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do not speak ill of the dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did you say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I said, \"Geez, relax Monnnnn.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, what's up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "is for me not to see you anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Storming out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, this is your apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Damn Rollos!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you're back!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was your conference?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you're back too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, how was your chef thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was awful. (To Chandler) I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! (Motions for him to come outside.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica. (Follows her out.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, fine, $300.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "300 dollars?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Urghh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You want my advice?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Please!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not gonna like it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got married to fast.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not advice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I told ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe I could do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, Rach.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. (Points over his shoulder.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, its happening. It's already started. I'm Kip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you're not Kip!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that poor bastard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not gonna be phased out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ehh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes that was mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes that would have made more sense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe? (She turns her head further away.) I'm sorry about the whole lifting out thing. (Moves over next to her.) You gotta come with me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come where?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but try and get Joey too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, sure! (She gets up to leave.) Bye Ross! (Whispering behind his back.) Forever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Ross", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, for starters I would've said the right name at my wedding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this is happening.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know that too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) (He clears his throat to get their attention.) Hey, Rach? Sorry to interrupt but umm, Phoebe wanted me to talk to you about a trip or something.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just came over to drop offnothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, I guess this is over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, exactly?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because of the weekend, we had a fight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, this isn't over?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Okay. Great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stops her) We're in a relationship?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm afraid so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes. (Lets him up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How?! When?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It happened in London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "IN LONDON!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no-no-no! You can't!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it's great!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Aww, I don't want to see that!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, \"Hi, Phoebe!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Count for what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Count in our heads as-as good Madlibs.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I guess I'm done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fun's over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think I'm gonna take-off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! (They all leave and close the door on Monica.) Ohhh! (Throws her notepad down in disgust.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(from the bedroom) I can hear that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Rachel's at work.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I can still hear you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Eeeee-(She opens the box and removes its contents and sees that it's a fur coat.)-ohh!! God! (She throws it at Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh-argh!! (Catches the coat.) Ooh, soft. Is this mink?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour. (Phoebe stares at him wide-eyed. Chandler sees her reaction.) That didn't happen, I made that up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How come? Everybody else does.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After what I did? Can you blame her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now calm down Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I want the little round waffles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Arghhhh!!!!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll take it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That might work! (She gives him the coat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah! (He drapes it around his shoulders.) Enh? All right, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's the matter Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you're really okay with this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys! You guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(proud of herself) Yeah, I-I-I just pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you fogged Danny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dan just moved in downstairs. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Nice fella.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! Just so you know, we-we didn't mean to fog you, we thought you were like a yeti or something.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! That guy is so rude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you did a little bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, honey, I'm so sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I totally forgive you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So listen, you know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Crematorium Chris? Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is fashion?! (Grabs the coat from Rachel.) Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. (She puts the coat on and starts to model it.) Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? (Sees herself in the mirror.) 'Cause I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, what is in here? Rocks?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, rocks.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing (The shutters that close off the kitchen.) and it kinda knocked me out a little?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We all hate Emily!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooo!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Unreasonable!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "God, I feel so guilty about Ross.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I kinda feel like it's my fault.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I think it's very brave what you said.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, Iit's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! (She starts to leave but stops and says to Monica.) Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? YetiI mean Danny?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so. Y'know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So from that you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't! Y'know I-I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, y'know, if-if kids like to play with Capri pants.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And stop saying that! I hate that!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine! I judged you. I made a snap judgement. But you did it too! And you are worse because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgement! You can't even open up your mind for a second to see if you're wrong! What does that say about you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you still mad at us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good! Because we have an \"I'm sorry\" song.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we are so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) You're kinda stepping on the song. (She gets ready to play but is stopped by)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we were way out of line, we totally support you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whatever you decide, whatever you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Exactly! And that's why", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinks) I'm not sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, look at you! Where have you been?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did that happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That yeti is one smooth talker.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room.", "role": "user" } ]