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{
"content": "Come on you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. It's okay, I really I don't mind.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, I",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I haven't seen him in so long!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God, I really missed that fat bastard!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's almost as if he knew.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Emily!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! (Rachel stops.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, there-there she is!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, she's here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, can you trust me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I guess that's it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What happened? What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My marriage is over.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here. (She wraps her coat around his shoulders.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you looking at naked tribe's women?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, look. (Shows him the magazine.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's a pig.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (Joey quickly hides the magazine under the couch.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Emily's cousin kicked me out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who needs a lease when it's family!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You got it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He thought you said gonad.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Larry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's okay to laugh right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (She laughs harder.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yum-my!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Larry?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, she would love that! Y'know, 'cause you know all the clean places to eat.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He's so funny! (She imitates what he just did.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (To Monica) Mon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmm?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Danny! (Notices his box of liquor he's carrying.) Wow! Thirsty huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, fun!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And you're not gonna do that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So-so there is no party.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Exactly.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from the bathroom) Hey roomies!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Love what you've done with the place.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, all right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pretty cool, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You're fake laughing too, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, the tears are real.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiles) Show me the badge again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shiny.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughing) You are just nonstop!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(awed) You have the power to do that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(excited) Shut it down.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You built a fort didn't ya?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(smiles) Kinda.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(notices something) Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross's air purifier! All I heard through 4 years of college was (makes a humming noise.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I hate this thing!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi Danny.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You are?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's a uh, regatta gala.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, but I support it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Closes the door.) Walked right into that one didn't he?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, \"No!\" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great. So the ball is in his court?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ball? There is no ball.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(glaring at him) Joey, please! (Motions to his computer.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahhhhhhhhhh",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hello children!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Starts to head for where the foosball table usually is.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this? (Imitates Ross's 'quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he's waving good-bye.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, the quiet down thing!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You mean this. (Does the maneuver perfectly.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "YES!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Uh fellas, (Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up, which Chandler returns as he closes the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so he's out of here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um-hmm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, clean places?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, yum!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking through the peephole) It's Danny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Danny) We'll be right there! (To Rachel) Can't you just say it starts later?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The fake kind!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We have a ladle. (Gives him one.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, \"See you ladle.\" (Laughs.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'll take sports.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mine! (He grabs it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Uhh, international.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not even on page 7?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looks) Oh yeah! You'rehey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What about that circled one?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But it's available now! Isn't it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, it is.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, let's go look at it! (They both jump up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, let's go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There we go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let's go quicker.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! (Looking around, which doesn't take him long.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Somebody was using his head. Hey, let's check out the rest of the place.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But hey, Ross, this place is available now!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's perfect!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) How about you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's a kitchen slash bathroom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We are bad people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! (Pause.) You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, absolutely!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, I love that place! (Thinks about it.) So, no.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Enh. Sure!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes that was a nice place!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are we gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. Maybe pizza?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "About Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Oh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(grabbing the phone) Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. (Listens.) Well, who doesn't love dogs? (Thinks.) Ah, he's a tap dancer! (Listens.) Yes, some would say that is a lost art. (Thinks.) He's a pimp! (Listens.) There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp! (Pause.) Hello?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohhhhh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He's right there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just go over and say hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I have to go downstairs and come back up as if I'm coming home from the regatta gala. Okay? So just go distract him. But don't be sexy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Danny!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooooh! (Rachel now succeeds in getting downstairs.) And-and-and what-what's this? (Points again.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(upon seeing Rachel she points) Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well, y'know, the gala had to end sometime.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, sure. (To Monica) All right, whose court is the ball in now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought there wasn't a ball?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, go on! You telling people about me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Yeah, okay, at ease solider!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, \"Nice try.\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think I need a drink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "98. 99. 100. Okay, go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here we go! Here we go!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're kidding!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're kidding, no!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you guys sure about this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Definitely!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Ross, you have to stay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, buddy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver).",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I couldn't possibly eat another bite.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I need something sweet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Does anyone wanna watch TV?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica your remote doesn't work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Aw, forget it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's very nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's sweet, Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. (Note",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you aware that you're still talking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry. It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God, no.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? Worse than, \"More turkey Mr. Chandler?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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