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[ { "content": "In this life, Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, this life! Oh okay no, Chandler's is worse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, let's not tell this story.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, it's not like it sounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's exactly like it sounds.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(muffled) Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(surprised) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey? What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! It's stuck!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I put it on to scare Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, did you get the turkey bastedOh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, get it off now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't! It-it's stuck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry! Sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Arghhhhhh!! (Joey turns around to taunt him, but Chandler is in the doorway and Joey is facing the kitchen.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pointing) It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm over here big guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughing) You did look like an idiot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, \"Butternut squash?\" And it came out, \"Squatternut buash?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that's the same.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, this is Monica.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(seeing her) Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(in a high pitched voice) Monica!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emotional Knapsack?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right on! Oh! Uh, but, dont take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, Roland Chang, if things go well, Im gonna be out with her all night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, don't do that too me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I called you fat?! I don't even remember that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it was!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it wasn't. It was actually the", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting her) Okay, now Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas. Who wants to go get a Christmas tree?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, I have the cutest Christmas story!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. (To his parents) Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So uh, where's Monica?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well it didn't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, that we may be able to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then, you will definitely get him back!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(excited) I can do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you all right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that(She drops the box and in a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flips through the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! What is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You brought a carrot?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Without my toe?! I need my toe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry! It wasn't your whole toe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! (Follows him out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're a dork.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't believe this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, I said I was sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, sorry doesnt bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, \"Quack, quack!\" Im happy all the time!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nice try.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is not going to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bet this will work! (She starts dancing and Chandler cracks up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You are so great! I love you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing! I said, I said \"You're so great\" and then I just, I just stopped talking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You said you loved me! I can't believe this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I didn't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I didn't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You love me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What am I sitting on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Top of the world? Dock of the bay? (He tries to think of another but can't) I'm out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(taking something out of the couch) Ew-eww!! Undies!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right! Who's are they? Who's are they?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, they're not mine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, they're Joey's! They gotta be Joey's!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, they're mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are they here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know uhh (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(waving them in his face) Take 'em! (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of the way.) Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reluctantly taking them) Chandler? A word.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah actually.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are! Help us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Help!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! But, (To Monica) you do it with me once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Didn't think so.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you reading?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey that sounds like fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Ooh, you should come with me! Oh yeah, then I'd have someone to sit with!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Okayooh, but are you going to have time to read it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I read that in high school.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, depressed) Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's wrong buddy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Someone at work ate my sandwich!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what did the police say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it's just a sandwich!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) That-that would be incredible. Thank you so much. I-I still can't believe someone ate it!! I mean, look, I left a note and everything.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, \"Keep your mitts off my grub?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, you are a bad ass!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, he stabbed me first!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, what is the book about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought you said you read it in high school.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) You completely stole my answer!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, honey that was pretty obvious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Would you care to venture one?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you just repeating what I'm saying?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay then.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So you uh, still wondering?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're smart. I like that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no-no, wait-wait-wait!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hiya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is going on here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm Joey. I mean, I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films. (Points at Chandler, angrily.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys promised you'd be more careful! I mean, come on! The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OhI don't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. (Starts for his room.) Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, of course, Donald.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Proudly) Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You ate my sandwich?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(getting upset) Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumping to his feet in anger) What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didn't read this one either?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! You should've read it yourself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Phoebe! Dont be such a goodie-goodie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) You're naked in this picture!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a stupor) Hey Chandler. (Sees Monica.) Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "On account of my rage.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which I may say, right now, is out of control.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He gave me a pill for it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A pill?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you're okay with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) I'm sorry. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was not funny!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I snapped! Okay? You weren't taking the class seriously.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no-no-no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey has got a secret peephole!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look! (Shows Ross the picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(grabbing the picture) Give me that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just I just Kinda", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, look! Look. I think I can explain this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey's a sex addict.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) No I'm not!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! I am not a sex addict!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what is the truth?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, what's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinking) I slept with Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well let's.let's see what everybody thinks of that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You slept with my sister?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, is this true?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes it's true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My God Monica!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That makes sense!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the video camera?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, Monica?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But sadly I could not be enticed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know! I didn't come with her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are you doing this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I am bored...Out of my mind. Ive already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I am not unemployed. Im on sabbatical!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come heresit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what, we just sit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Answering the phone at work) Hello, Chandler Bing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Angrily) Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! (Ross and Joey laugh silently.) Its been six months! Its not funny!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, I love you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!! (Joey hangs up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And thats Wednesday. (He reclines in his chair.) Ohh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys, guess what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The British are coming?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, you and your ways. (She shakes the bell at him and sits down.) Since its Christmastime. Im going to be one of those people collection donations.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Excitedly) Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, where are you doing all, your bell ringing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, they gave me a great spot. Right by Macys. Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie, but Im the only one who can sing \"Merry Christmas\" in 25 languages. (She smirks.) I lied.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks, Mon.", "role": "assistant" } ]