bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Do you want to go out on a date with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Fridays perfect...She cant wait.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shes a woman!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Walking in from off screen.) Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just wanted to see how it's going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's going okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Is that a new Swede jacket? It looks really expensive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just get your nails done?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you! And Happy Holidays.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait, you can't take the money out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Seasons Greetings and everything, but still", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just (She scowls at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a second, I could star in it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And it can't be Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or Joseph.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(disappointed) Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, what's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, honey, I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had no relationship!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, hurry!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, how do you spell suspicious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! Chandler Bing, 7! Chandler Bing, 0.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're driving me crazy with that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I'll stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna play?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm intrigued.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, Happy Holidays.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from his room carrying a fire extinguisher and wearing oven mitts) Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter fluidOp! Op! (He puts out a small fire which has re-ignited in his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work. (To Joey) Now come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, \"Yes.\") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does it look like an ashtray?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does it look like a urinal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eww!! (Throws the bucket down.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All the time. In fact, I was undefeated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, you weighted 200 pounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still, I was quick as a cat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you're kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they were very y'knowwrestley. But, I guess that's normal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Too strong for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ready? (They grab a hold of each other's necks.) Wrestle! (They start wrestling.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey's not going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) I didn't finish my five pages.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on look guys, don't fight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I paid for those tickets!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! (Makes an unintelligible taunting sound.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When did that happen to you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye! (To the gang.) Oh my God!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, see? I told you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't believe they're brother and sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're brother and sister!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. (The lady opens up her hand.) Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. (She throws the lint away.) What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here! (The lady walks away.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That chick can't handle my corner.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine. (She hands her bell to Ginger and starts to take down her signs.) (The same old lady walks by again.) All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. (The old lady.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, they're not very nice people.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (Takes a copy.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. (Takes another copy.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Reading.) \"It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out.\" Ross (Points to him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it was me. I'm sorry. I over reacted.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could I be more sorry. (Looks at Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) I'm sorry too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading from the script.) I am sorry, Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am sorry, Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This took you all day?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Reading the scene set up.) Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, how are you doing Kelly?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is disgusting!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm not reading this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the matter?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I'll take care of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, wait! Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(hopping) 73! 72! 71!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, who's gonna kiss my sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awww, man! Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a good point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) Happy New Year!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Happy New Year.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So did that do anything for ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But your divorce isn't even final yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want us to leave the room, or?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the \"new thing you do that day!\" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! How come?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would love it would be great if one of those was true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Who-who have you taught?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I taught me and I love me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah that'd be great! Thanks Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't gossip!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on y'know kinda like a public service, it doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? They were like this!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I just asked that girl out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes it is. See. (Shows them the piece of paper she gave him with her name and phone number on it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Horn-swoggle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hornswoggle? (To Chandler) Ooh, this must be killing you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, see you later.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, lesson one", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt! Even when I found outumm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. (Holds up his hand in one of Phoebe's chords.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then don't touch one!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with Ben) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Ben!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think they're very nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I like 'em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Chandler bangs the table in frustration.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I like them a lot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, \"Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh come on!! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look like a freak.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awful, absolutely awful. (Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you, what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's my New Year's resolution!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, to blind my child?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well. (Does a chord and Monica starts taking pictures of him and Phoebe. They both start to strike a pose with the excessive amount of pictures that Monica takes.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, it must just be me then.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in ecstasy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "'Kay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes, I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then do Iceberg!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks) (quietly) G-sharp.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "G-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? (Joey doesn't answer.) Have you? (He looks away in shame.) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! I didn't touch a guitar!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but you're questioning my method!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! (Notices Monica standing between them and smiling.) What?! (The camera clicks, taking another picture.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (Leaves.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your other student, was you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking in the Yellow Pages) Look, maybe I need to try a real teacher! Right here! Here! Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there's a nice picture of him with a little kid and THE KID'S GOT A GUITAR!!!!!! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, singing) \"Baddest man in the whole damn town.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, fine! Take his side! (Storms out.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, Chandler's not here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you can help me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder! (Grabs some of her shelf.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, okay, hold on! (He puts the phone down and proceeds to spread a large amount of powder on his legs and makes another attempt at pulling up his pants. It doesn't work, and without picking up the phone leans down to it.) (Almost in tears.) They're not coming on man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, do you see anyoh, Vaseline?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hold on.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross? You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! Uhh, what color is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What difference does that make?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm justif the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Joey, do you have a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, what am I gonna", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what is it, what is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not listening to you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I had a problem.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Cool! (He takes the guitar, stands up, and goes to play a note. However, while strumming it, he knocks it out of his hands and it bounces off the table and lands on the floor. Phoebe just stares at the guitar.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting back down) Was the chord at least right", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look at me! (Chandler squeaks in an attempt not to make fun of him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! (Shows him Ben's picture.) Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, be-because of the leather pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That really is something; that's really cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Howdy partner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. (Smells it.) Yep.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good luck, honey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, uh, Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no! (Starts that screaming thing again. Rachel stops him by pulling his fingers out of his ears.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now? You want me to go over there now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you know something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I might know something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I might know something too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's the thing you know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't tell you what I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then I can't tell you what I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, fine.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You don't know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "AND YOU KNOW!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen (Phoebe returns and interrupts them.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, yeah, me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's weird. (Pause.) I bet they're doing it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on Joey!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe you would say that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on the couch.) Fine I wantI need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinks) I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he romantic with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are they in love?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinks) I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't know anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I know one thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They did it right there on the couch.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry man.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate it's on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did they teach you that in your anger management class?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I dont think anyone's mad about that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly! Because it's in the past!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(eyeing the flattened scone) Anybody gonna eat that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, nice to meet you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, sir.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What was that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That noise you just made?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that was my work laugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Your work laugh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, check me out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I thought you already had one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks atbigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good luck with that. (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's up?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here? I thought you had to do inventory all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, not much. Uh, work's good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Umm", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, what's going on with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! You go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! (Gets up to leave.) (Under her breath.) If there was I wouldn't tell you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, then what happened?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! (Picks up and sets the chick down on the floor.) (To the chick.) This is not over!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from his room) All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's okay, Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let's go Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(licks the envelope and encounters a foreign substance on the glue.) Oh God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Game!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Do you want to go out on a date with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Fridays perfect...She cant wait.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Shes a woman!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Walking in from off screen.) Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just wanted to see how it's going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's going okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is that a new Swede jacket? It looks really expensive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just get your nails done?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you! And Happy Holidays.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait, you can't take the money out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Seasons Greetings and everything, but still", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just (She scowls at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait a second, I could star in it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And it can't be Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or Joseph.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(disappointed) Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, what's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, honey, I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had no relationship!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on, hurry!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, how do you spell suspicious?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! Chandler Bing, 7! Chandler Bing, 0.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're driving me crazy with that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I'll stop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna play?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm intrigued.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you, Happy Holidays.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from his room carrying a fire extinguisher and wearing oven mitts) Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter fluidOp! Op! (He puts out a small fire which has re-ignited in his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work. (To Joey) Now come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, \"Yes.\") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does it look like an ashtray?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does it look like a urinal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eww!! (Throws the bucket down.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All the time. In fact, I was undefeated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, you weighted 200 pounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still, I was quick as a cat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you're kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they were very y'knowwrestley. But, I guess that's normal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Too strong for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ready? (They grab a hold of each other's necks.) Wrestle! (They start wrestling.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey's not going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) I didn't finish my five pages.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on look guys, don't fight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I paid for those tickets!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! (Makes an unintelligible taunting sound.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When did that happen to you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye! (To the gang.) Oh my God!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, see? I told you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't believe they're brother and sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're brother and sister!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. (The lady opens up her hand.) Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. (She throws the lint away.) What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here! (The lady walks away.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That chick can't handle my corner.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine. (She hands her bell to Ginger and starts to take down her signs.) (The same old lady walks by again.) All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. (The old lady.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no, they're not very nice people.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (Takes a copy.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. (Takes another copy.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Reading.) \"It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out.\" Ross (Points to him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it was me. I'm sorry. I over reacted.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could I be more sorry. (Looks at Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) I'm sorry too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading from the script.) I am sorry, Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am sorry, Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This took you all day?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Reading the scene set up.) Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, how are you doing Kelly?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is disgusting!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm not reading this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the matter?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I'll take care of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, wait! Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(hopping) 73! 72! 71!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, who's gonna kiss my sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awww, man! Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a good point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, good point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Monica) Happy New Year!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Happy New Year.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So did that do anything for ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But your divorce isn't even final yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want us to leave the room, or?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the \"new thing you do that day!\" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! How come?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, y'know those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would love it would be great if one of those was true.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Who-who have you taught?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I taught me and I love me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah that'd be great! Thanks Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't gossip!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on y'know kinda like a public service, it doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? They were like this!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I just asked that girl out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes it is. See. (Shows them the piece of paper she gave him with her name and phone number on it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Horn-swoggle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hornswoggle? (To Chandler) Ooh, this must be killing you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, see you later.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, lesson one", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt! Even when I found outumm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. (Holds up his hand in one of Phoebe's chords.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then don't touch one!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with Ben) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi Ben!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think they're very nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I like 'em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Chandler bangs the table in frustration.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I like them a lot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, \"Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh come on!! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look like a freak.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awful, absolutely awful. (Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you, what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's my New Year's resolution!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, to blind my child?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well. (Does a chord and Monica starts taking pictures of him and Phoebe. They both start to strike a pose with the excessive amount of pictures that Monica takes.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, it must just be me then.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(in ecstasy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "'Kay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes, I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then do Iceberg!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks) (quietly) G-sharp.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "G-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? (Joey doesn't answer.) Have you? (He looks away in shame.) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! I didn't touch a guitar!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but you're questioning my method!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! (Notices Monica standing between them and smiling.) What?! (The camera clicks, taking another picture.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (Leaves.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your other student, was you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking in the Yellow Pages) Look, maybe I need to try a real teacher! Right here! Here! Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there's a nice picture of him with a little kid and THE KID'S GOT A GUITAR!!!!!! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, singing) \"Baddest man in the whole damn town.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, fine! Take his side! (Storms out.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering phone) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, Chandler's not here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you can help me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder! (Grabs some of her shelf.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, okay, hold on! (He puts the phone down and proceeds to spread a large amount of powder on his legs and makes another attempt at pulling up his pants. It doesn't work, and without picking up the phone leans down to it.) (Almost in tears.) They're not coming on man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, do you see anyoh, Vaseline?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hold on.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross? You okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?! Uhh, what color is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What difference does that make?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm justif the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Joey, do you have a minute?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, what am I gonna", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what is it, what is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not listening to you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I had a problem.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Cool! (He takes the guitar, stands up, and goes to play a note. However, while strumming it, he knocks it out of his hands and it bounces off the table and lands on the floor. Phoebe just stares at the guitar.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting back down) Was the chord at least right", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look at me! (Chandler squeaks in an attempt not to make fun of him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! (Shows him Ben's picture.) Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, be-because of the leather pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That really is something; that's really cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Howdy partner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. (Smells it.) Yep.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good luck, honey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, uh, Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no! (Starts that screaming thing again. Rachel stops him by pulling his fingers out of his ears.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now? You want me to go over there now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you know something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I might know something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I might know something too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's the thing you know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't tell you what I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then I can't tell you what I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, fine.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You don't know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "AND YOU KNOW!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen (Phoebe returns and interrupts them.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, yeah, me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's weird. (Pause.) I bet they're doing it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on Joey!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe you would say that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on the couch.) Fine I wantI need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinks) I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he romantic with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are they in love?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinks) I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't know anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I know one thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They did it right there on the couch.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sorry man.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate it's on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did they teach you that in your anger management class?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I dont think anyone's mad about that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly! Because it's in the past!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(eyeing the flattened scone) Anybody gonna eat that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, nice to meet you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, sir.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That noise you just made?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that was my work laugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Your work laugh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, check me out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I thought you already had one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks atbigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good luck with that. (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's up?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here? I thought you had to do inventory all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, not much. Uh, work's good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Umm", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, what's going on with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! You go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! (Gets up to leave.) (Under her breath.) If there was I wouldn't tell you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, then what happened?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! (Picks up and sets the chick down on the floor.) (To the chick.) This is not over!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from his room) All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's okay, Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let's go Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(licks the envelope and encounters a foreign substance on the glue.) Oh God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Game!", "role": "assistant" } ]