bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(dejected) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey man, how did the audition go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What kind of problem?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooooo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey wait, Joey, Im sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it (Looks for help.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey! (Ross nods in agreement as well.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe I'm hearing this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah umm, they're called wallets.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And we're done with the chicken fried rice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey! If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It would be so cool to live across from you guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or we can do the actual telephone thing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OH MY GOD!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "YOU KNOW?!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) What's going on?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping orOh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! Come here! Come here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh-what do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't take any", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't have any secrets!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) So umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hello children!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so softhello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now you're even cuter!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not possible!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This bicep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well it's not flexed right now!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I'll do it with ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have quarters! (She holds up a bag of quarters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That new mountain bike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what did you send?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A basket of mini-muffins.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The small one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your work makes me sad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, I did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(a little hurt) Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging bicepsShe knows!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe knows about us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I didn't tell them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Them?! Who's them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unless", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Not unless! Look this must end now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Noooo.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what you should do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm listening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He broke that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, he had gravity boots.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he broke those too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So he likes to break stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wouldn't bring that up, it would probably just bum him out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a sexy voice) Oh? (Takes the phone from Rachel.) Hello you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They know you know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I couldn't even if I wanted too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(in the kitchen with Chandler) Look at them, they're-they're panicked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, they're totally gonna back down!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Be sexy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Please.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(initially worried, but gets over it) Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking out the window) Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Show time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Rachel, get me perfume!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! (She runs to get some.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? (He begrudgingly does so.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you know?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe's dress.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, oh wait! (She goes for another one.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh now, don't give away the farm!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, here we are. Nervous?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me? No. You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I want this to happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So do I.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm gonna put on some music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You look good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, do you not want to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(swallowing hard) Well that would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's bluffing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not my first time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you're-you're going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not if I kiss you first.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here it comes. Our first kiss.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And why not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I'm in love with Monica!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're-you're what?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Love her! That's right, ILOVEHER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God! (She turns and buttons up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well actually, Ross doesn't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm going on the lamb.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell are doing?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panicking) Dude! He's right there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quickly) I call Godfather!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, if you cared enough to call it first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, big zero gravity moon steps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I'll go in on that with you! I couldn't think of anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to her) Oh, hey Katie! Everyone, this is Katie.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, are you ready to go?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh sure, right back there. (Points.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I was thinking Chinese food.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shyly) She keeps punching me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "In that cute, little, sweet way she just did?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks! Okay? (Quietly) She-she-she's hurting me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know what you need, you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, Joey, come here. (She takes his hand.) Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(opens it to reveal Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bread, so you never go hungry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mr. President.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Howard?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh that's nice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Uhh", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, it's not that, it's just I-I just moved in.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes but too me he's just, man.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I really like his glasses.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wh-wh-why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because she loves you and because you love her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. It's not different at all, is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not unless different means the same.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Isn't this great?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. (Gets up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you do want all that stuff, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh and you know what I want!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do not have baby fever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I did not know that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "By me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, big!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-oh, shht! The Misses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. (Goes to talk to her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe! (He grabs her arm to get her attention.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hi Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You chipped in?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you're making me look bad!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, my bad.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! Wow! You look, you lookbig.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! I've been working out. Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Hiya!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey, cute jacket!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, \"You see what I mean?!\")", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! (She retaliates.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(trying to get her attention) Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(tapping her on the shoulder) Phoebe? Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh. (Turns to him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! I'm talking you up to people. Just give it a little time, all right? Relax, get something to eat! Okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So uh, what did you tell them about me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh. (He cuts himself a piece of cake.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But somehow you came off as the bad guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying a piece of cake) Ohh, this cake is really good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, \"Who hear likes Ross,\" and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(raising her hand) I'm Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I need to talk to you, it's urgent!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting out a ring box) Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, don't-don't-don't do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Will you marry me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-no. No. No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What a bad idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, why are you doing this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm doing this because I'm sorry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(kneels with him) Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (Turns to look at Ross and Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who? Two divorces and Joey?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's right y'know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but still, cheap shot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't think I was!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I will not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, how long is this going to go on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole \"We were on a break thing?\" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not funny at all!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you guys doing up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks) Dark red.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, you guys are so cute!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, I'll see you in the morning.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A couple of bucks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, you guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I hope its okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you saying I smell bad?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's with him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(disgusted at Ross's antics) Ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, \"Kids welcome here.\" But that also says, (In a sexy voice) \"Come here to me!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! You say that to kids?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No! The \"Come here to me\" is y'know for the ladies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! (He signs the form and hands it back to the salesman.) All right Rach, let's go! (He picks up one end of the couch.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Disgustedly she goes and tries to pick up the couch. Much to her amazement, she is successful.) Oh. Oh! I can do it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. (He starts backing out of the store.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(dejected) Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey man, how did the audition go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What kind of problem?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nooooo!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey wait, Joey, Im sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it (Looks for help.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey! (Ross nods in agreement as well.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe I'm hearing this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah umm, they're called wallets.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And we're done with the chicken fried rice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey! If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It would be so cool to live across from you guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or we can do the actual telephone thing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OH MY GOD!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "YOU KNOW?!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) What's going on?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping orOh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! Come here! Come here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh-what do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't take any", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You don't have any secrets!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) So umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hello children!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so softhello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now you're even cuter!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not possible!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This bicep?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well it's not flexed right now!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I'll do it with ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have quarters! (She holds up a bag of quarters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That new mountain bike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what did you send?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A basket of mini-muffins.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The small one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your work makes me sad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, I did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(a little hurt) Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging bicepsShe knows!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe knows about us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I didn't tell them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Them?! Who's them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unless", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Not unless! Look this must end now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Noooo.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what you should do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm listening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He broke that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, he had gravity boots.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he broke those too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So he likes to break stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wouldn't bring that up, it would probably just bum him out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in a sexy voice) Oh? (Takes the phone from Rachel.) Hello you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They know you know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I couldn't even if I wanted too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(in the kitchen with Chandler) Look at them, they're-they're panicked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, they're totally gonna back down!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Be sexy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Please.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(initially worried, but gets over it) Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking out the window) Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Show time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Rachel, get me perfume!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! (She runs to get some.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? (He begrudgingly does so.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you know?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe's dress.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, oh wait! (She goes for another one.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh now, don't give away the farm!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, here we are. Nervous?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me? No. You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I want this to happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So do I.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm gonna put on some music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You look good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, do you not want to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(swallowing hard) Well that would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's bluffing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not my first time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you're-you're going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not if I kiss you first.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here it comes. Our first kiss.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And why not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I'm in love with Monica!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're-you're what?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Love her! That's right, ILOVEHER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God! (She turns and buttons up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well actually, Ross doesn't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm going on the lamb.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell are doing?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panicking) Dude! He's right there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quickly) I call Godfather!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, if you cared enough to call it first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, big zero gravity moon steps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I'll go in on that with you! I couldn't think of anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to her) Oh, hey Katie! Everyone, this is Katie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, are you ready to go?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh sure, right back there. (Points.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I was thinking Chinese food.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shyly) She keeps punching me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "In that cute, little, sweet way she just did?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks! Okay? (Quietly) She-she-she's hurting me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know what you need, you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, Joey, come here. (She takes his hand.) Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(opens it to reveal Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bread, so you never go hungry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mr. President.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Howard?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh that's nice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Uhh", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no, it's not that, it's just I-I just moved in.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes but too me he's just, man.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I really like his glasses.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wh-wh-why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, because she loves you and because you love her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. It's not different at all, is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not unless different means the same.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Isn't this great?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. (Gets up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you do want all that stuff, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh and you know what I want!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do not have baby fever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I did not know that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "By me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, big!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-oh, shht! The Misses.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. (Goes to talk to her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe! (He grabs her arm to get her attention.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hi Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You chipped in?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but you're making me look bad!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, okay, my bad.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! Wow! You look, you lookbig.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! I've been working out. Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Hiya!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey, cute jacket!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, \"You see what I mean?!\")", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! (She retaliates.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(trying to get her attention) Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(tapping her on the shoulder) Phoebe? Phoebe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh. (Turns to him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! I'm talking you up to people. Just give it a little time, all right? Relax, get something to eat! Okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So uh, what did you tell them about me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh. (He cuts himself a piece of cake.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But somehow you came off as the bad guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying a piece of cake) Ohh, this cake is really good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, \"Who hear likes Ross,\" and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(raising her hand) I'm Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I need to talk to you, it's urgent!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting out a ring box) Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, don't-don't-don't do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Will you marry me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-no. No. No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What a bad idea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, why are you doing this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm doing this because I'm sorry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(kneels with him) Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (Turns to look at Ross and Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who? Two divorces and Joey?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's right y'know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but still, cheap shot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't think I was!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I will not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, how long is this going to go on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole \"We were on a break thing?\" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not funny at all!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you guys doing up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks) Dark red.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, you guys are so cute!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, I'll see you in the morning.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A couple of bucks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, you guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I hope its okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you saying I smell bad?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's with him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(disgusted at Ross's antics) Ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, \"Kids welcome here.\" But that also says, (In a sexy voice) \"Come here to me!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! You say that to kids?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No! The \"Come here to me\" is y'know for the ladies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! (He signs the form and hands it back to the salesman.) All right Rach, let's go! (He picks up one end of the couch.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Disgustedly she goes and tries to pick up the couch. Much to her amazement, she is successful.) Oh. Oh! I can do it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. (He starts backing out of the store.)", "role": "user" } ]