bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Sure. (He opens the door to Joey. Needless to say, Joey's stunned.) Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dahhhhh!! (Ross has a puzzled look on his face.) No! Noooo!! (Storms off.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, first, I-I would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh! You are?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? Oh thank you! Oh Oh, would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You tired Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, it's so cool. (He opens his coat and has it pinned to the lining.) Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. (Pause, softly) That's pee-pee. (Heads for the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You didn't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The park huh? A public place.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, we can't let them win!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I feel really sad that we're notreally there anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out about our relationship.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I freaked out a little.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) You guys ready fore the movies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, pick a card.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (He picks the 9 of Spades)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding up the Queen of Clubs) Is that your card? (He winks and smiles.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Yes.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi there!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you talking about?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering from her room) Okay, gotta go! Wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Luck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unwilling to steal from work, interesting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay guys, way to wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(from the bathroom) Okay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, great so do you want to do it together?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would love to do it together!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "They're gonna do it together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude! That's my girlfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, so I gotta shut it down now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I gotta take off. I'm picking up Ben then we're off to the big audition.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weirder than watching his two moms make out? (Monica nods in agreement.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not his godfather.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Are you kidding?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Pause) Of course I am! (Joey is relieved) Okay, let's go godfather.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? That's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks, Playstation, and that one for the phone company. In fact he was so good in that one, he actually convinced me to switch phone companies. Chandler was mad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, (Starts to whine like a baby and Joey just glares at him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, you look nothing like Ben.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I look more like him than you do! (He winks at Carol.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric (On the other one.) Sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories(stops and tries to change directions)about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "and then they came back from smoking and they had made all of the decisions without me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That doesn't seem fair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it is the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would love to!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I wanna go to babe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wait, I change my mind! (She slams the door on them.) Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas! (Holds up a cocktail napkin.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, look at that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened to the intimate dinner party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we're not doing that. Okay", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Thinks) Cups.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cups? You're giving me cups?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And ice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice? (Thinks of something) All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got it! Mine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, downtrodden) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! How'd the audition go?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not so good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) \"Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Pause) Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(also downtrodden) Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got a callback too didn't you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Happily) Yeah I did!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh great!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh that's okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, \"Wow, those guys are crazy!\" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Laughs) Oh, me too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Who knows?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it is.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering, carrying two garbage bags) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah sure. What's in 'em?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, cups.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good, because uh we got Rachel 800 gallons of water.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously that's a lot of cups.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know I rued the day oncedidn't get a whole lot else done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs! (To the guys) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you just", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Chandler! Tell 'em!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "At least I care about his feelings!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And why wouldn't he get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just give him a spoon baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? I guess we'll just see!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're kid's name is Raymond!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?! So's yours!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) How did work go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You stink!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I'm-I'm serious!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wish I had smoked for my career", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's so gross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think you smell great! (He sniffs her shoulder.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I am so on board! (She throws away her recently lit cigarette.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay then! (She starts rummaging through the trash to find Kim's lighter.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmmm, soup! (Tries again.) Hmm soup! (Tries again, with a little caveman thrown in.) Hmm, soup!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, no problem.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, angrily) Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) Ben! (Pause.) (Happily.) I mean, Ben! Ben!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, what did I say?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How's that different? (She looks at him until he gets it.) Oh! Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmm, noodle soup.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmm, soup. (Pause.) I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! (Eats another spoonful) Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Hey-hey-hey!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wait, no-no-no! Drag me down. Drag-drag me down.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Starts to walk away.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(hearing that) Oh man!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Check it out! Cup hat! (Points to her hat.) Cup banner! Cup chandelier! And the thing that started it all, the cup! (Holds up one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great job with the cups, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awesome!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'knowgo! Go! Right there! (Points)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(noticing her) Oh, look! Look! Look!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's the surprise!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was in charge of cups.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, not so weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah right! (Gets up for a refill to his snow cone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No really, I-I am! I feel bad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, \"Hmm, noodle soup.\" (Nods his head in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What you do mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think, sub-consciously", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine. (Thinks about it.) Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There you go. Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you! So, did-did he get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh, what are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, great.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've got reservations at Ja George.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! How'd you get in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell was that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was not flirting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was totally flirting. \"Somebody got a haircut (Makes some whiney, nasally noises.)\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(backing away) I'm good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't get me started on that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I was not flirting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And on your anniversary, for shame!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was not and oh God, shh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I was watching her the other day at the pizza place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hm-mmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big night!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is so cool!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathroom) Hey! Happy Anniversary!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Happy Anniversary, 10 months! (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that the one that speaks English or the one that doesn't?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The one that doesn't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(runs over to Phoebe) You have got to go home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I like it here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh what, you-you want both of them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tell her to wear her own earrings.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "These are her earrings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I lose her stuff!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you said, \"Big lima bean, bubbling up.\" Would she understand the difference?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a diaper commercial.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll get it! I will get that! (Runs over and opens the door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're welcome.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's goin' on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's no big deal, I do it all the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(walking past) True story! (Goes and sits down.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, this actually bothers you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And thank you, for that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from Rachel's bedroom) I found it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "On your dresser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay that is the one we already have!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! (They have two of the cops on the street, then they cut to where they're entering an apartment.) Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Well, what is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Maybe your scene's coming up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) I'm in it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not smiling) That's not good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! (Points to the screen, of course it isn't him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure. (He opens the door to Joey. Needless to say, Joey's stunned.) Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dahhhhh!! (Ross has a puzzled look on his face.) No! Noooo!! (Storms off.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, first, I-I would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh! You are?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Really? Oh thank you! Oh Oh, would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You tired Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, it's so cool. (He opens his coat and has it pinned to the lining.) Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. (Pause, softly) That's pee-pee. (Heads for the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You didn't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The park huh? A public place.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, we can't let them win!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I feel really sad that we're notreally there anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out about our relationship.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I freaked out a little.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) You guys ready fore the movies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, pick a card.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (He picks the 9 of Spades)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding up the Queen of Clubs) Is that your card? (He winks and smiles.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Yes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi there!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you talking about?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering from her room) Okay, gotta go! Wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Luck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unwilling to steal from work, interesting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay guys, way to wish me luck!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(from the bathroom) Okay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, great so do you want to do it together?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I would love to do it together!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "They're gonna do it together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude! That's my girlfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, so I gotta shut it down now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I gotta take off. I'm picking up Ben then we're off to the big audition.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weirder than watching his two moms make out? (Monica nods in agreement.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not his godfather.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Are you kidding?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Pause) Of course I am! (Joey is relieved) Okay, let's go godfather.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? That's great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks, Playstation, and that one for the phone company. In fact he was so good in that one, he actually convinced me to switch phone companies. Chandler was mad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, (Starts to whine like a baby and Joey just glares at him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, you look nothing like Ben.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I look more like him than you do! (He winks at Carol.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric (On the other one.) Sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories(stops and tries to change directions)about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "and then they came back from smoking and they had made all of the decisions without me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That doesn't seem fair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it is the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I can do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would love to!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I wanna go to babe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wait, I change my mind! (She slams the door on them.) Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas! (Holds up a cocktail napkin.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, look at that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened to the intimate dinner party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we're not doing that. Okay", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Thinks) Cups.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cups? You're giving me cups?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And ice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice? (Thinks of something) All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got it! Mine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, downtrodden) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! How'd the audition go?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not so good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) \"Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Pause) Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(also downtrodden) Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got a callback too didn't you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Happily) Yeah I did!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh great!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh that's okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, \"Wow, those guys are crazy!\" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Laughs) Oh, me too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Who knows?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it is.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering, carrying two garbage bags) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah sure. What's in 'em?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, cups.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good, because uh we got Rachel 800 gallons of water.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously that's a lot of cups.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know I rued the day oncedidn't get a whole lot else done.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs! (To the guys) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you just", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Chandler! Tell 'em!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "At least I care about his feelings!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And why wouldn't he get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just give him a spoon baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? I guess we'll just see!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're kid's name is Raymond!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?! So's yours!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) How did work go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You stink!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I'm-I'm serious!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wish I had smoked for my career", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's so gross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think you smell great! (He sniffs her shoulder.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I am so on board! (She throws away her recently lit cigarette.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay then! (She starts rummaging through the trash to find Kim's lighter.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hmmm, soup! (Tries again.) Hmm soup! (Tries again, with a little caveman thrown in.) Hmm, soup!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, no problem.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, angrily) Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) Ben! (Pause.) (Happily.) I mean, Ben! Ben!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, what did I say?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How's that different? (She looks at him until he gets it.) Oh! Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hmm, noodle soup.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hmm, soup. (Pause.) I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! (Eats another spoonful) Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Hey-hey-hey!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wait, no-no-no! Drag me down. Drag-drag me down.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Starts to walk away.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(hearing that) Oh man!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Check it out! Cup hat! (Points to her hat.) Cup banner! Cup chandelier! And the thing that started it all, the cup! (Holds up one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great job with the cups, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Awesome!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'knowgo! Go! Right there! (Points)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(noticing her) Oh, look! Look! Look!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's the surprise!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was in charge of cups.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, not so weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah right! (Gets up for a refill to his snow cone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No really, I-I am! I feel bad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, \"Hmm, noodle soup.\" (Nods his head in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What you do mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think, sub-consciously", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine. (Thinks about it.) Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There you go. Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you! So, did-did he get it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh, what are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, great.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've got reservations at Ja George.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! How'd you get in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell was that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was not flirting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was totally flirting. \"Somebody got a haircut (Makes some whiney, nasally noises.)\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(backing away) I'm good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't get me started on that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I was not flirting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And on your anniversary, for shame!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was not and oh God, shh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I was watching her the other day at the pizza place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hm-mmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big night!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is so cool!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathroom) Hey! Happy Anniversary!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Happy Anniversary, 10 months! (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that the one that speaks English or the one that doesn't?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The one that doesn't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(runs over to Phoebe) You have got to go home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I like it here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh what, you-you want both of them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tell her to wear her own earrings.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "These are her earrings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I lose her stuff!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you said, \"Big lima bean, bubbling up.\" Would she understand the difference?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a diaper commercial.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll get it! I will get that! (Runs over and opens the door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You're welcome.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's goin' on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's no big deal, I do it all the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(walking past) True story! (Goes and sits down.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, this actually bothers you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And thank you, for that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from Rachel's bedroom) I found it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "On your dresser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay that is the one we already have!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! (They have two of the cops on the street, then they cut to where they're entering an apartment.) Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Well, what is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Maybe your scene's coming up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) I'm in it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not smiling) That's not good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! (Points to the screen, of course it isn't him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.", "role": "user" } ]