bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's that supposed to mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then tell him quickly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A loser you did it with (To the salesman) 298 times!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hold it! (Grabs the badge) N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah that's right you are so busted. (To no one in particular.) Book 'em.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Throws off the last cushion.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, go left. Left! Left! (The bottom of the couch is hitting the railing.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good-good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, you got it right? You got it right? You got it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Any chance you think the couch looks good there?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Hey! (Sees that Monica's there.) Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, sweetie, taste this. (Holds out a spoon for him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(backing away) What?! Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is going on with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that? (Imitating what his famous speech would sound like.) I kinda have a dream! I dont want to talk about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it involved Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What was the dream about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesnt mean that-that you're in love with me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It-it doesnt?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That kinda sounds like your dream dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at her) Not really.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well there you have it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Friends first? That's interesting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You become friends after?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, never done that either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughing) That's right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(noticing him) What's up Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in a sexy voice) How you doin'?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me, is this your car?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I'm with the umm, the 57th.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm in vice. Yeah, in fact I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, do you know, umm Sipowicz?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, big guy, kinda bald.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I sure will, take care. (Starts walking off.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. (She starts laughing. Then she throws the badge at him and runs away.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's up Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, \"Who are my friends?\" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing) What are you saying?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll treat you real nice. (Pulls out a chair for her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Won't-won't that take longer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it, ohh it's so worth the wait.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I understand. I understand. (Pause) Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great! What, you brought Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I brought the next best thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! That's-that's my arm!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. (They start up the stairs. Ross is first.) Okay, here we go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turn.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(straining) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turn! Turn!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! (They start up the stairs again. Chandler is between the couch and the wall now.) Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, let's uh, let's bring it back down and-and try again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe that didn't work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I met this woman. (Starts for his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, well, she'sreally good in bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about the closeness?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I do! I do! I do!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh, just a minute officer!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I would love it if I weren't here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Me?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Gary.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, impressive.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, we'll talk at dinner.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I can't wait!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) He has a gun!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's what I'm telling you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, I am a reasonable man. I will accept store credit.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(thinks) I take it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Good, you guys are all here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh-what?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna work on your interview skills?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "O-okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Very good handshake, good wrist action.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me try. (Gets up to join them.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did I squeeze it too hard?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining him) Wow! She is pretty, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is your place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ugh!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, then maybe I can come too!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, you go. (They kiss.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "'Kay, bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I just miss him so much!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know it is the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? It's still going on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, seriously! When did it end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I justI misspoke. It's okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey, how'd the interview go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, \"Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!\" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You kissed him?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't know what else to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe it! I got a second interview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Chandler makes a noise) No?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A kiss? What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause \"Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta check out this hot girl! (He heads to the window but realizes something, stops, turns and points at Monica.) There she is! (He dances over to her and kisses her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Damnit!! Did you move?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got ink on your lip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. (Realizes.) Ohhhhhhhhh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh we can't, we already have plans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, so?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the woman checking her mail next to him) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the woman checking her mail) Who isn't?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nevermind! (Goes back to his mailbox.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Jen, I know this may sound a little(makes some kind of crazy noise) But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I will give you a call.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That was amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you're the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you're the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you're the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am the best.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey guys! (Sees their state of undress) What 'cha been doin'? (Has a silly grin.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No. No. She lives on the third floor, eighth apartment from the left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So uhh, you ready?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's that supposed to mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then tell him quickly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A loser you did it with (To the salesman) 298 times!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hold it! (Grabs the badge) N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah that's right you are so busted. (To no one in particular.) Book 'em.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Throws off the last cushion.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, go left. Left! Left! (The bottom of the couch is hitting the railing.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good-good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, you got it right? You got it right? You got it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Any chance you think the couch looks good there?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Hey! (Sees that Monica's there.) Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, sweetie, taste this. (Holds out a spoon for him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(backing away) What?! Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is going on with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that? (Imitating what his famous speech would sound like.) I kinda have a dream! I dont want to talk about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it involved Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What was the dream about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesnt mean that-that you're in love with me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It-it doesnt?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That kinda sounds like your dream dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at her) Not really.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well there you have it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Friends first? That's interesting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You become friends after?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, never done that either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughing) That's right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(noticing him) What's up Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(in a sexy voice) How you doin'?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me, is this your car?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I'm with the umm, the 57th.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm in vice. Yeah, in fact I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, do you know, umm Sipowicz?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, big guy, kinda bald.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I sure will, take care. (Starts walking off.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. (She starts laughing. Then she throws the badge at him and runs away.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's up Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, \"Who are my friends?\" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughing) What are you saying?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll treat you real nice. (Pulls out a chair for her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Won't-won't that take longer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it, ohh it's so worth the wait.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I understand. I understand. (Pause) Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great! What, you brought Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I brought the next best thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! That's-that's my arm!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. (They start up the stairs. Ross is first.) Okay, here we go!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turn.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(straining) Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turn! Turn!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! (They start up the stairs again. Chandler is between the couch and the wall now.) Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, let's uh, let's bring it back down and-and try again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe that didn't work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I met this woman. (Starts for his room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, well, she'sreally good in bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about the closeness?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, I do! I do! I do!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh, just a minute officer!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I would love it if I weren't here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Me?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Gary.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, impressive.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, we'll talk at dinner.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I can't wait!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) He has a gun!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's what I'm telling you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, I am a reasonable man. I will accept store credit.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(thinks) I take it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Good, you guys are all here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh-what?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna work on your interview skills?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "O-okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Very good handshake, good wrist action.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me try. (Gets up to join them.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did I squeeze it too hard?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining him) Wow! She is pretty, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is your place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ugh!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, then maybe I can come too!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, you go. (They kiss.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "'Kay, bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I just miss him so much!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know it is the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? It's still going on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, seriously! When did it end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I justI misspoke. It's okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey, how'd the interview go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, \"Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!\" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You kissed him?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't know what else to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe it! I got a second interview!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Chandler makes a noise) No?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A kiss? What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause \"Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, Rach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta check out this hot girl! (He heads to the window but realizes something, stops, turns and points at Monica.) There she is! (He dances over to her and kisses her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Damnit!! Did you move?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got ink on your lip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. (Realizes.) Ohhhhhhhhh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh we can't, we already have plans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, so?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the woman checking her mail next to him) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the woman checking her mail) Who isn't?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nevermind! (Goes back to his mailbox.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Jen, I know this may sound a little(makes some kind of crazy noise) But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I will give you a call.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That was amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you're the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you're the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you're the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am the best.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey guys! (Sees their state of undress) What 'cha been doin'? (Has a silly grin.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No. No. She lives on the third floor, eighth apartment from the left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So uhh, you ready?", "role": "user" } ]