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[
{
"content": "Doesn't know, \"Hello.\" But she knows Capricorn One.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But I already gave them back to you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No you didn't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(she just looks at him) Why are you being weird?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you like it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, that would be, \"Why are you being cute?\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I'm working on my flirting.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! I did not get that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it's good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Go on, teach me something about men and women.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, \"I'm just flirting, no big deal.\" But the guy is thinking, \"Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No way!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's true.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well that's pathetic!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Again true.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And this goes for all guys?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like (checks his watch) ten minutes left!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(dejected) Yeah, all right. (Thinks of something.) Ooh! (He quickly runs out before anyone can stop him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) (To Phoebe) (whispering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did you find it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from her room) Phoebe! (Motions for the earrings. Phoebe gives her the one-minute sign.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) What are we going to do?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, I don't know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh that'd be great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what is it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I will replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at you! Come here! (They hug.) Feel better?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You're the best!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your sunglasses?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, right! (Hands Monica back her sunglasses.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, hold on. (Pauses as he readies himself.) Okay. (Walks away.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You'll see. Okay. (Readies himself.) Oh, what's-what's her name?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gas? Wow! Intense.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Caitlin) Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "They put that in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A lot of other gas smells",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh the humanity.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Meth-methane smells",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To All) Was I talking to her about gas?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "More so than anything else.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I-I-I found it interesting.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. (Goes and sits on the couch dejectedly.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(walking over to Ross) Ross?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What else do they add smell too?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What do you mean?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And she just gave you this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well that I can believe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yay!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Is the show still on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Almost over man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why am I looking?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on the tape) Now, I wanna a suitcase filled with 100,000 dollars. (The duck quacks, to the duck) Choo! Choo! Choo! (To the imaginary cops) Filled with $100,000 in small bills, and if I don't get it(the duck quacks louder) Choo!! And if I don't get it, (pause, picks up the duck) I'm gonna shoot this duck!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on the tape) I'm comin' out! (He opens the door and hops out pointing the gun in all directions and then runs out of view.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) And she's supposed to buy this?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing) Ground control to Major Tom! Commencing countdownengineson!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am definitely gonna watch that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about these? These look the same?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Definitely!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not as each other!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, then no.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You ready?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, you're about to get a little luckier.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Let me see the earrings.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, honey, the earrings",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My boyfriend really does have good taste!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hm-mmm.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, good idea.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey man, what's up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, Ross, look! Look! (Points behind Ross.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(turning and looking) What? Where?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right over there! Right there! Look-look-look!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What am I looking at?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, with Gary) Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got to go on a ride along?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I want to go on a ride along!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me too!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah! Me too!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I like danger.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, thank God! Finally!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You can also find him under umm, dog and dead.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great! Thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oops. Sorry! Well, good thing you number all of them, huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I hadn't! Photo 152 was a prototype.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhhh. Honey, honey, honey, it's okay, it's okay honey. I'm gonna fix you a drink, huh? Maybe a margarita?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross has the blender! Ugh, everything's just falling apart!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, he's keys are in the drawer. Y'know what? I also need some cash.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, you want me to stop at the ATM?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It is starting to get dark out there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's theChandler!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(returning from a deli) Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-ho, yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yep!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(dejected) Yeah okay. (To Chandler) Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your tax dollars?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did I say you could smell it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't smell your sandwich?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and Joey just glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you thinking about Monica?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what's that like?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! (She picks up the 2 pieces and looks at the stand.) Made in Mexico! Yes!! Ugh, who would buy this?! (Looks for a place to hide it and finds a wall sconce and drops the pieces into it and heads into the kitchen as the phone rings.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on the answering machine) Rach! It's me! Pick up!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What's up?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So all we have is ice?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See if he has ice.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh! (Takes a slug of tequila.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So where are we going next?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, no one talks like that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I'm more cop than you two!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How do you figure that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, jealous! (He drops the cherry and it turns on.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, no problem. (Tries to turn it off.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(does Rachel's) Nooo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(does Monica's) I know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! We can't do that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesnt that give me the right to control himhelp him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't think he's the one who needs help.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke she's trying to play on him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, you are crazy! I'm sorry, but she sounded generally upset! I mean, listen! (She hits a button on the machine.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Noooooooo!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, y'know, we-we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? What? What? What is it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is everything okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What's going on?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) You okay man?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh. Thank Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, HELLO!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, I guess we should go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, wait. Wait.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well unless we tell him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(excited) John Glenn is here?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My God, Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pouting) It was a car backfire!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I didn't know that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And it could've just as easily have been a bullet.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who jumps at loud noises!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! I could've died tonight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I do have a newfound respect for life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(returning) Oh my God! (Storms out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dude! How come you took off?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is something wrong?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. No I'm just tired. Y'know, from-from the walk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You dove in front of Ross! Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I do not hate Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What picture?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! Iknewyou could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "From a bullet!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know it doesn't make much sense",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Much sense?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you risked your life, for a sandwich!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. (He grabs the sandwich.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How good is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(with his mouthful) Oh-oi-ho, yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hm-hmm. (Goes to take another bite.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. With a bite! (Takes back the sandwich.) Gee-e-e-eez!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Y'know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! (He goes over and hugs her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! What? What happened?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And somebody took a shot at me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, II survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because a car backfired?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stares at her briefly) Okay, why are you here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole \"seizing\" thing but um, Emily called you today.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You talked to her?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, she left a message. (He starts for the machine.) (Stopping him.) But it-it kinda got erased. There's just (Pause) something wrong with your machine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, okay, what-what did she say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barely an experience!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You weren't there! Okay, maybe this is something that I-I'm supposed to seize! Y'know?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, y'know what? Maybe, this is not about seizing stuff. Maybe this is about escaping stuff.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean, look-look today you escaped (Pause) (Not believing it) death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, there you go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughing) Close call day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, thanks Rach. (They hug.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. (Gets up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh wait-wait-wait! The message is blinking. Maybe you didn't erase it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on machine) \"Hey Ross, it's you!\" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. (She heads for the door again.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I want my money back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes. Once. Yeah, a little. He kinda did it to himself. It's not really a good story.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Before or after you were shot by your own troops?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, hero sandwiches. (Points at Ross who points back.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm fine, thanks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. I think we learned that from the sugarlips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hiya doin' pumpkin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope. (Chandler nods in agreement.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked) Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Bye!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, what movie should we see?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sitting down) Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Good for you Pheebs, way to go! (Breathes a sigh of relief)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, but it is fast. Isn't it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhhh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, what are you gonna do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. I'll just handle itI'll ask you to talk to him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me?! Why me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him aman!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That is so sweet! (She kisses him and turns to add some sugar to her tea.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, what time is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looks at his watch) 2",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you serious?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, you guys",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is Monica here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You bought Shawn Cassidy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (She goes and gets her surprise and when she returns with it, Ross stares in shock.) Check it out!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What-what is it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What the hell is that?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's a, it's a cat!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That, is not a cat! {I have to agree with Joey on this one.}",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes it is!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why is it inside out?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How much did you pay for that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? How much?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A thousand bucks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "ON A CAT??!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's not a cat!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's not a cat!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, the ball thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(catches the ball) Uh-oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! (Looks at the ball in his hands.) Don't switch hands, okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gary, I'm here to report a crime.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It is a crime that you and I don't spend more time together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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