bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You mean scared.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Scared? Happy?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Were you're parents happy, or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, y'know when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Yeah, you're right about that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know? You don't have a watch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know. Yeah, can't do it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we haven't dropped it in (Looks to Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "2 hours, 27 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Check it out! Almost 3 hours without droppin' it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have scratches all over you, what happened? (Rachel's arms are covered with scratches.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's my cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I got a cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't want a cat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, \"Rachel!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was gonna let you play with it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes I did, and I think you should do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's a great guy, y'know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry. (Pause) If you ask me, I'd move in with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Gar!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Okay. (They move to the couch.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks! Okay. (They sit down.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. (She stays still for a brief second.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm justI'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Which is why my answer is yes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm sohappy. (She's not happy.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let me in. (He jumps off of the counter to join in the game.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(jumping in front of him) No-no! Don't do it! Don't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's a dropper!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, that's right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not a dropper!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's throwing and catching!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (He gently tosses the ball to Chandler who catches it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh myOh good God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Baking it didn't help, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I tried! They won't take her back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, why won't they take it back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We're moving in together! Isn't it great! Yay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know, I'm so excited!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So you're moving in with him. What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why, do you write him a lot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, nothing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool. (Turns away from him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sits down) Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, yeah! Today's.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! (Pause) I'm sorry! (Puts her head down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's so sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Living with you would make me happy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! (Hugs him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat! (A woman approaches.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's not a baby! It's a cat!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no! No! It's actuallyit's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! (Goes to pet it and it hisses at her.) Yeah, do you want it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, a thousand.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm starving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please! I made this game what it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not fun anymore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm still hungry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Let's go! (Runs to the door.) Let's go Team Monica! (The guys all stop and stare at her) All right, we can work out the name later.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thank God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you get your money back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You made a profit!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, there you go. (Hands over the pillow.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind. (Turns and walks away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We could have breakfast in bed", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (He grabs his gun and shoots the bird.) Oh! Oh no.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Oh good, you're all up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, that's over.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He shot a bird!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that is over!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey, here Pheebs. (He throws her the ball.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, honey, wanna get some breakfast?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys wanna eat here?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. My arm is killing me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I meant with the dropper over here. (Points at Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, my eye is a little itchy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhhh, mine too! Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so Richard, Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, here we go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the \"I\" part she mimics poking her eye.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(flinches again) Monica! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just stop it! Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You okay there man?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I got too excited!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, give him a kiss for me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Later! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after he's gone) I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow umm, calm down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are so mad at him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it just seems that", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, \"Ross\" on it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, \"Where's Betsy?\" Right? And she says, \"Betsy's been dead for 10 years.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh-oh, chilling!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! (To Chandler) And you know what that means buddy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know that means buddy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, my grandmother's dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Thanks Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh umm, not go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, great, road trip baby! (To Monica) This okay with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her bedroom) All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! (She walks by the table and notices that no one is looking and accidentally on purpose knocks over the open cereal box.) Ohhh! No! Look what I did! (She starts walking through the mess. {Also, notice the continuity error in this scene. Note the position of the box and dispersal pattern of the cereal before and after the camera cut.}) Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey Joey! What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I've been around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Problem solved!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, back to square one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quickly) Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. (Quickly) Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Peanut butter!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A swimmer!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. Oh huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thinking! No thinking! Tie or ascot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ascot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "North route or south route?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "North route!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bamn! There you go! Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, this guy again. (She ignores him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey man, what's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, what do you want to see?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know, umm", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you like better action or comedy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Action.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, you are sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! What does that thing do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I'm outta here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm kidding! I'm kidding!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So were done then!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(jerks back from the tester) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A small puff of air, now come on!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry. All right, I'll just stay in here this time. (Puts her head back.) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Monica backs off.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Great!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're still in my coat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You ready to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? (Holds up 3 of them in different colors.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You mean scared.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Scared? Happy?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Were you're parents happy, or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, y'know when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) Yeah, you're right about that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know? You don't have a watch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know. Yeah, can't do it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we haven't dropped it in (Looks to Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "2 hours, 27 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Check it out! Almost 3 hours without droppin' it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have scratches all over you, what happened? (Rachel's arms are covered with scratches.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's my cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I got a cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't want a cat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, \"Rachel!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I was gonna let you play with it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes I did, and I think you should do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's a great guy, y'know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry. (Pause) If you ask me, I'd move in with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Gar!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Okay. (They move to the couch.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks! Okay. (They sit down.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. (She stays still for a brief second.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm justI'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Which is why my answer is yes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm sohappy. (She's not happy.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, let me in. (He jumps off of the counter to join in the game.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(jumping in front of him) No-no! Don't do it! Don't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's a dropper!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, that's right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not a dropper!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's throwing and catching!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (He gently tosses the ball to Chandler who catches it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh myOh good God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Baking it didn't help, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I tried! They won't take her back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, why won't they take it back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We're moving in together! Isn't it great! Yay!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I know, I'm so excited!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So you're moving in with him. What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why, do you write him a lot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, nothing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool. (Turns away from him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sits down) Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, yeah! Today's.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! (Pause) I'm sorry! (Puts her head down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's so sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Living with you would make me happy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! (Hugs him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat! (A woman approaches.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's not a baby! It's a cat!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no! No! It's actuallyit's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! (Goes to pet it and it hisses at her.) Yeah, do you want it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, a thousand.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm starving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please! I made this game what it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not fun anymore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm still hungry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Let's go! (Runs to the door.) Let's go Team Monica! (The guys all stop and stare at her) All right, we can work out the name later.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thank God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you get your money back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! You made a profit!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, there you go. (Hands over the pillow.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind. (Turns and walks away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We could have breakfast in bed", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (He grabs his gun and shoots the bird.) Oh! Oh no.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Oh good, you're all up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, that's over.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He shot a bird!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that is over!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh hey, here Pheebs. (He throws her the ball.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, honey, wanna get some breakfast?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys wanna eat here?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. My arm is killing me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I meant with the dropper over here. (Points at Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, my eye is a little itchy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhhh, mine too! Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so Richard, Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, here we go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the \"I\" part she mimics poking her eye.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(flinches again) Monica! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just stop it! Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You okay there man?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I got too excited!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, give him a kiss for me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Later! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after he's gone) I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow umm, calm down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are so mad at him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it just seems that", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, \"Ross\" on it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, \"Where's Betsy?\" Right? And she says, \"Betsy's been dead for 10 years.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh-oh, chilling!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! (To Chandler) And you know what that means buddy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know that means buddy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, my grandmother's dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Thanks Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh umm, not go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, great, road trip baby! (To Monica) This okay with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her bedroom) All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! (She walks by the table and notices that no one is looking and accidentally on purpose knocks over the open cereal box.) Ohhh! No! Look what I did! (She starts walking through the mess. {Also, notice the continuity error in this scene. Note the position of the box and dispersal pattern of the cereal before and after the camera cut.}) Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey Joey! What's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I've been around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Problem solved!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, back to square one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quickly) Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. (Quickly) Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Peanut butter!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A swimmer!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. Oh huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thinking! No thinking! Tie or ascot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ascot!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "North route or south route?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "North route!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bamn! There you go! Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, this guy again. (She ignores him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey man, what's up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, what do you want to see?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know, umm", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you like better action or comedy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Action.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, you are sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! What does that thing do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I'm outta here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm kidding! I'm kidding!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So were done then!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(jerks back from the tester) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A small puff of air, now come on!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry. All right, I'll just stay in here this time. (Puts her head back.) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Monica backs off.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Great!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're still in my coat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You ready to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? (Holds up 3 of them in different colors.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]