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[
{
"content": "So when, when do you leave?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, well, Max told me about Minsk, so (Puts on a fake cheery voice) congratulations! This is so exciting!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So-so you're really not going?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh don't do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no no.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, but I can't do that-",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's your thing, and-",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, um, stay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Stay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Getting so good at that! (She hops on)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You remember Janice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Vividly.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Par-tay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That thing is not coming in here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright. Just keep him away from me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rome. Jerk missed his flight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And then... your face is bloated?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, that's, uh, dirty.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, kids...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Imitating) But you found me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kill me. Kill me now.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry you misunderstood...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, will you give me the thing. (Snatches the camera)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Max!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you alright?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're going to Minsk.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There y'go, kids.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You seen Sandy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Vrrbddy, the bll is drrbing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The bll is drrbing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And the moment of joy is upon us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. (Makes kiss noise)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't kiss anyone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So I'm kissing everyone?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Watching Marcel and talking to Rachel) I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there, changing his diapers, pickin' his fleas... but he's just phoning it in. Just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...I think that bitch cracked my tooth.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We should do something. Whistle.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We are not going to whistle.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, do it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do it do it do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Shouts to the guy) Woo-woo!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe you did that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, what are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe nobody's tried this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I wish all guys could be like him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He doesn't have anyone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No way, forget it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "C'mon, she's your mom!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Exactly. Weekend At Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You can say that because she's not your mom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, please...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Last night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had- but, phew.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey hey hey! She's on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Your mom was arrested?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shhh, busy beaming with pride.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now why would she say that's embarrassing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...And then he burst into flames.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about Glen? He could be a Glen.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nah... not-not special enough.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! How about Agamemnon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Waaay too special.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know I am.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Anyone want me to appraise anything?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. It's the one he's licking.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "When?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-oh...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, is Chandler here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right. No big deal.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What code?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you guys doing out here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, how could you let this happen?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You don't think my mom's sexy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well... not in the same way...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What're you guys doing out here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, not playing raquetball!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He forgot to leave his grip size!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He didn't get the goggles!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well,sounds like you two have issues.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Goodbye, baby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do they wait for me to do this?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So are you gonna tell him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would I tell him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Entering) What are you guys doing here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...What did I ask?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How would I know? I-I wasn't here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) You knew about this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks, man, big help.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I wasn't- I mean, I-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me neither, y'know what-",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm still mad at you for not telling me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you mad at me for?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey-",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Reading) 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Reads) Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no 'j' in 'engorged'.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Going to the hospital tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You just asked me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Writes a little more) I am so hot!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross, on the couch) Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cannot believe we're having this conversation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Into microphone) Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What was that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, uh, Phoebe just started a...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Laughing) Mother-Kisser... (Sees Ross's look) I'll shut up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To the rest of Central Perk) We're rehearsing a Greek play.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's very funny. We done now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, whadyou do with him?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! You're awake!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at you! How, how do you feel?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You look good!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we both have.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, actually it's just from me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I got you the foot massager.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know who shaved you? That was me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I read to you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I sang. (To Monica) Hah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my pleasure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're welcome.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, that's it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "\"See you around?\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, \"That was nice?\" Admit something to me? \"I'll call you?\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't think you mean that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and \"See you around!\" Let's go, Phoebe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really stupid.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. No. No...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're kidding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no. He said \"When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then she came back with \"The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say \"When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That makes more sense.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, what's going on now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whaddya see?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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