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{
"content": "Yeah, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nice save.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Very politely) Mrs. Bing.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You mean that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, why not. (They shake hands) So I told her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? How'd it go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Awful. Awful. Couldn'ta gone worse.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, howdya feel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pretty good! I told her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's a 'niffle'?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no, we're done.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, did you really read all these baby books?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! (snaps fingers)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. (Joey grimaces)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And, we're done with the yogurt. (Sets yogurt down on table)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(softly) Sorry. (Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(waves) Hello!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, did I hear Poconos?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, that's a big step.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be...(makes flinging motions with hands) flung by now?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Need a new table.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You think?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pauses) I'm pretty sure that it is...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Susan...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(flailing arms in protest) Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's the rule.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How'd you get to that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You knew about that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, ok, How about if we split it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you mean, like, buy it together?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You think we're ready for something like that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why, are you moving out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm not moving out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You'd tell me if you were moving out right",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aw, I know all about Kip!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aw, don't do that",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, Racquela's right, yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Monica knows...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Waitohheyhuh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Or an uncle...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, what's the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, right, that's me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, what is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, you know Paolo?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm familiar with his work, yes...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, he made a move on me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "More coffee over here, please!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, what happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebe's legs.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, I'm sure. (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (Flashback continues",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was it...?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"Ooo,\" what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uma Thurman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The actress!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks Rach.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what are you gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Feminist issue. That's where I went!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She is gonna hate me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's patio furniture!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what, like people are gonna come in and think, \"Uh-oh, I'm outside again?\" Of course!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gesturing towards another table) What about the birds?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, birds just don't say, \"Hello, sit here, eat something.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You pick one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, how about the ladybugs?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not like that, I won't! (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! (Joey turns and gives Chandler a dirty look)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you moving out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, these aren't all my suitcases. (picks up small blue suitcase and shows to Phoebe) This one's Paolo's.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (sits down) Ok, um, ok, um,",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Which proves that I never lie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess you don't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Paolo made a pass at me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, what do you think?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heads up Ross! (Monica scores on Chandler and Joey) Score! (points at Chandler) You suck!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I need some milk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all \"Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so...\" Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know...right, he's the pig!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Such a pig!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, God, he's such a pig,",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh he's like a...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's like a big disgusting...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...like a...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...pig...pig man!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, good! Ok...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(raises hand) Oh! I know! (Rachel startled) It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, Ok, Pheebs...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The end.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, God...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Should I not have told you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We should get over there and see if she's okay. (switching places with Ross) Just one...second! Score! (Monica scores, high-fives with Ross) Game! Come on. (Monica and Phoebe leave)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, two on one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) How's it going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, \"How could you?\" or, \"Enormous breasts!\" Here he comes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, ok bye-bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, just look at her... (girls move toward Rachel on the balcony)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you're right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You all right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I've been better...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Ross...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. (Ross crosses arms)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Ross, you're so great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohhhh (Hugs her and sighs)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You ok?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...medium...hmm...any cookies left?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(astonished) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I'm, I'm having a boy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy! (babbling) Huh, am I having a boy?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha-",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wha-",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm having a son. Um...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! And that would be a shut-down!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, it's 2",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, get out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) One more game?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have no respect for anybody's privacy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, wait, wait.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, you wait! This is ridiculous!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Can I just say one thing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oops!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Isn't he great?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, you think you'll do it on his couch?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yes, could I have one of those. (Points)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okaaay, (Gestures) rock, hard place, me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What'd you mean by that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhhuh, how did you know that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, how long are you in the city?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, this is my friend Roger.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dad, dad. (Shakes his head)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Since then?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...I d'know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're one to talk. (Puts the mushrooms in a saucepan)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... (Notices Chandler) Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Without looking up) What? (Looks up) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did you not get a good enough look the other day?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, I don't see that happening?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I'm not showing you my 'tat.'",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Intercom) It's Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "C'mon up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Sarcastic) Oh, good. Rog is here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's the matter with Rog?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's nothing, it's a little thing... I hate that guy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! So you think I'm a failure!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Isn't he good?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nonono, thatthat's not what I was saying...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, 'kay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're welcome.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Night, you guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm Joey Tribbiani.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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