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[ { "content": "Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! For every dollar Shutter Speed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you not hear the plot of the movie? \"She's been dead for ten years.\" I'm gonna be a millionaire!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just wanna say good-bye to you guys and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on black 15.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, bye-bye now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye-bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wanna say good-bye at the car!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "See ya! (Walks out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! (Runs after him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs, what 'cha reading? (Phoebe ignores him) Pheebs? (Turns away) Hello? (He sits down next to her and she moves over a bit.) Phoebe? (He moves closer and she keeps moving away.) Phoe-Phoebe! (They end up hanging over the arm rest.) Come on! (He grabs the magazine away from her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you don't know I can't help you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I can't help you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Apology accepted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. So we're, we're good?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quietly) Bye, fat ass.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know! I don't remember!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You're might have to take over soon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We've been driving for a half-hour, and you haven't looked at the road once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry, it's out there! (Just then a horn honks and Joey quickly looks at the road.) I think I just need lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wanna eat? (Pulls out the twenty) My treat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Isn't that Ross's money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Too dry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is this movie gonna be my big break?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude you said, \"No!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I also said, \"Yes!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! (Realizes) Ahhh!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't believe this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're not even paying ya! This doesn't even sound like a real movie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? I don't need this! Okay? I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you don't want me on the trip?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not if you're gonna be like this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! I don't want you on the trip!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! (He slams on the brakes, stopping the car on the bridge to the sound of numerous car horns.) Get out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get out!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!! (Gets out and Joey speeds away.) Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you angry at me because I said your handwriting is childlike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No that made me feel precious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? Sometimes it's (Does the fist thing.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I'm the baby. (Points at his eye.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh! Stop it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler! What are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That game should not be played without my supervision.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's in the bag?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not even close.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! All right! Let's do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sit down. (They sit down on the couch.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Put your head back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, open your eyes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, they are. (No they're not.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How many fingers am I holding up? (She's not holding any up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks) Four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, I was thinking four.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No drops!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On three, 123! (Rachel turns her head on three to avoid the drops.) Now my pillow's all wet! (She was trying to fool Rachel and squeezed the eyedropper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, well, you said it was practice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then why did you move?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I knew you were lying!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica! Stop it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(spitting out the eyedropper) Damn! It's empty!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! (Monica is straddling Rachel and holding her arms down. In a rather risqu pose, at least for primetime TV.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross. (Thinks) Or-or Rachel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did you do to his sweater vests?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second. (She hands the phone to Phoebe.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, dude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs! Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. What-what is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(who has just entered) Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him! I wanna talk to him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay Joey? Chandler's here, he was wondering (We hear the dial tone as Joey hangs up.) Okay, I guess he ran out of change.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe you should send him something. So that when he gets to Las Vegas he'll know that you're sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's a good idea. I wonder where I could (Pause) get a basket of porn", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, don't-don't say I'm sorry with porn!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you like better flora or fauna?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fauna.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who would you rather be Simon or Garfunkle?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Garfunkle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are you mad at me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You said I was boring--Ohh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When did I say you were boring?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! You and I have never played chess!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wh-what?! Why?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) You're kidding right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, hang out?! How long?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering it) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone from Vegas) Hey Monica, it's Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the family) Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin'.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Go!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!! Stop it! Stop it! Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay! Okay! (She succeeds in getting the eye drops in and everyone climbs off of Rachel.) We'll see you in about 3 to 4 hours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiles) Okay! (Goes to answer the phone.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(under her breath) Sucker!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! Where is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! So you're 5639?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's it! Thanks Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Who was that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! (She hands the phone to Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't come out here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, what was that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which Richard?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Richard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But again, Simmons. Go on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On a totally different bet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's almost our anniversary!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got you a present!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, but you have to open it today! (Hands it too him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out plane-aversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do we have to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think we should see other people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But we can go, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a great idea. (They kiss)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I'm gonna go too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our (His and Monica's) anniversary.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with Ross) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coughing) Art lover!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What'd you say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I said art lover.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that supposed to be an insult?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, I'm very tired.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That sounds great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Naked alone time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesnt mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess it's a little better now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads aft.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww! I love you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I give you a present now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love the \"I forgot the present\" fake out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you feel about the, \"I really did forgot the present, please forgive me\" not fake out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-what Richard thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no. [The patented version.]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What Richard thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica under her breath) Simmons! Go with Simmons!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(talking out of the side of his mouth) I'm not mad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, London 1", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchennaked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "May I come in?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah, if you want too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want me too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of \"Us.\" (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And um, what-what is that Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) What?! Are you crazy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh wow! Im sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. (Starts to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of \"us?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you don't eat animals.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Joey! (They all head over to him, he spots them coming and panics.) Hey! Hey!! Wow! (She hugs him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Love your condoms my man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why are you dressed as a gladiator?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who are you talking too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?! What happened?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I knew you were not okay with that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you're a gladiator! Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what-what's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica had lunch with Richard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dawson?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! But that would've been so cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Her boyfriend Richard!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, there we go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love Vegas!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pushing her away from another hug) Next time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, so close.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's so funny, because I think I just did!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine with me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine! Happy Anniversary!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This is obviously just a big misunderstanding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No it is not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! (Walks away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! You totally get embarrassed!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that so?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right well, I'll take you someplace nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a hundred bucks today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I see.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the bartender) Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross! What are you I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What the? What", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the dealer) Can I change a hundred? (He hands him his chip.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(betting all 100) Let's ride.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(totally confused) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My identical hand twin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's an identical hand twin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(totally confused) How?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Again I must go back to, how?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, are you unsupporting me again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I found my identical hand twin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But she just came up here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wonder where she is. That is so weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (He gets up and goes to find her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. (Disembarks)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, it was the best!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I think the check in is that way. (Points)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe! (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You guys are here! Yay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! (Hugs Phoebe)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pancho Vila?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Motions to her face, indicating all of Rachel's \"make-up.\")", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you wet my pants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, what kind of party was this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I canyou have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "M-M-Mole people?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? No-no, a lurker.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. What's a lurker?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kills you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How do you know about this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dance karate?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport. (Does a karate chop, then does a little dance-type sway.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(returning with her purse covering her face) All right, it won't come off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It won't come off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey-hey-hey you made it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! Hey-hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her purse.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Thanks man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. (She hugs Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! That's not gonna make you any money!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right baby, come on! (Rolls the dice) Yes! Yes! I am on fire!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking by with his luggage) See you later Mon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What does it look like? I'm going home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not any more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this. (Holds up his hand.) See?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right! Okay. (Heads for the bathroom.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What else did he say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So(Rachel stares at him.) Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I am a human doodle!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tonsoffreaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, there was some staring and pointing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I need a, I need a drink! (Makes a beeline for the mini-bar.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she's finished reliving the fridge of its entire alcohol content.) Macadamia nut?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the price list) Umm Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hm-mmm! (Opens the container)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope! (She puts one in her mouth and spits it out, then does it again in another direction.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get! (She throws a quarter at her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(arm-in-arm with Monica) Hey Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! You made up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, get a room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Use it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's right, you take good care of those babies!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's me, Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(holds up his hand) Joey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(following him) But you haven't even heard the chorus!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hit me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bet 20.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right! (Gives her the twenty she won.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shaking the dice) A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! (Rolls the dice.) Yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pick a number! That is your only job!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "8. 8!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two fours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Rolls the dice)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! (Rolls the dice.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Another hard 8.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Shut up!! It just got interesting!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What did you just say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Here it is! Here it is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That could be a four or a five. It's your call.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's a four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think so too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What time? Maybe we can share a cab!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (She slows down with each one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(runs out of cards) We need more cards.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That must be our alcohol and beers! (Gets up to answer it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! (Goes and hugs Joey.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! (He starts to leave, but gets an idea and stops.) Hey Rach, how you doin'?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, II really miss downstairs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well hello! I'm Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good luck to ya!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)", "role": "user" } ]