bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(bowing) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(bowing) Hello!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I won! I won! I finally won!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(quietly) Sells drugs to kids.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How about we talk about this over dinner?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay. (Walks out.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're so efficient. I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's go! (Starts to leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no! We need something old!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That'll work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now we just need something borrowed!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks around) Here justtake this. (Hands her the sweater.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's stealing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh. (Rubs her fake stomach.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sitting down) Ahhh! (Slides his hands across the table.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway (Shakes his hands.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hit me! (He does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello! One marriage please!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, we wanna get married!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, only because that's the graduation song.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure you wanna do this?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure you wanna do this?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you guys doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Well that-yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why else would we be here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We actually missed it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe you wouldnt have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is insane!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the big deal, yknow? Its not like its a real marriage.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!Eh! Well", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh! (Looks in the mirror and sees that she still has her mustache and groans.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why are we in bed together?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. Do-do you have any clothes on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checks) Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But we-we didnt havesex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And we didnt have sex.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. Im just glad we didnt do anything stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has \"Just Married\" written on his back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mornin Pheebs. (Sits down.) Well, my movie has officially been canceled.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Joey, Im so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, Im too depressed to eat. Ill probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess Ill just fly home with you guys, what times your flight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about my cab?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont need that anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Ohooh! How about you come with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, its such a long trip.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Itll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Although I dont think we need one, I never stopped loving you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where is the waitress?! Im starving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a buffet man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, heres where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I gotta talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Whats up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs. Chandler just stares at him and Joey reluctantly gives him a spoonful.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica and I almost got married last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, \"Ross.\" Do not say, \"Ross.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Tell her shes not marriage material.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you dont.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes I do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good! Good! I was just testing you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning with Joey) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach! We werent gonna miss our friends getting married!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(not quite sure) You did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Hello! We didnt get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We-we-weI remember being in a chapel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They let you get married when youre drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hell, Im drunk right now! (They all turn and look at her.) What? I cant have a mimosa with breakfast?! Im on vacation!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you guys gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this ones free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third ones free.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An annulment? Ross! I dont think surgerys the answer here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, thats your thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre thing. Youre thing. Yknow? Youre the guy who gets divorced.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no, thats-thats not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much youre probably gonna marry it! Then it wont work out and youre gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) Im so drunk.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, what do you think we should do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. But I-I-I know I love you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know I love you! (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They approach the craps table.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ready!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Come on eight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(deadpan) Yes, yes eight.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! I cant believe I actually rolled an eight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was so unlikely. Well, lets get married! I guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (They go pack.) Were doing the right thing, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing side-by-side holding each others hands.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(wakes up) What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radios broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? I dont", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sing!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts singing) I wanna rock and roll all night! (Falls asleep.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, hubby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! So, well just stay married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, exactly!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, see now Im scared because I dont actually think youre kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-wh-what so well just stay married forever?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! Its right next to it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im asking you to do me a favor.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You are asking me to be your wife!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you did pull his hair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He took my snack!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not getting into this again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! Oh God, yknow what? Its really bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This doesnt mean anything, does it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhikers face), a rapist or a killer or something!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont you think I asked him that before he got in?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Do you like car games?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I love the license plate game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, Ill play! Ill play!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know if its true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh b-b-but it is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, yknow what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. All right, Ill do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on Pheebs! I cant take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Stop it no! Thats not fair! Yknow I cant resist that beautiful voice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didnt deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can still sleep at night and stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is it a meatball sub?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is incredible! You are the master!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, dont say it! Dont even think it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want things to change! Do you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because its been three days and its driving me insane!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jeez, relax! Its not like were mar-ah-ah!! (Runs out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, slowly) Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then all your stuff would be here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what if all my stuff was here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Live together? There have been no signs for that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me asking is kind of a sign.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YES!!!!!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Heres your key (Gets him one.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ready!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! Oh my God! I cant get out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is not a sign!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its not a sign! Its a very old key!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its an old key!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God its old!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you hugging the door right now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah, me neither.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, no problems. Its all taken care of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No thanks, Ive already seen one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Always.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt get the annulment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The keys stuck in the lock.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying the handle) It still doesnt work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not finished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, no problems. Its all taken care of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Always.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt get the annulment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh? Yeah! Sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh but Phoebe, were gonna be late for the movie.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, theres a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, were, were actually just gonna walk cause its right up there at the Angelica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cabs roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) You didnt get the annulment?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyers office all I could hear was, \"Three divorces. Three divorces!\" Look, I just dont want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Yknow? Mines gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, all I know is I-I cant have another failed marriage!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, okay so, I dont have it all worked out quite yet. Just dont say anything to Rachel, please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel is one of my closest friends. (Pause) Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the driver) Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What was that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I havent seen it yet!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noooooooo!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course! Joey wouldnt let you have one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. When it comes to sweets, hes surprisingly strict.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, I keep trying, yknow? I can get out, \"Joey, I have too\" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, \"go to the bathroom.\" He may think Im sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so thats this is gonna work now? Youre just gonna order me around all the time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler)Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we have something to tell you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Youre pregnant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I-Im just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up Im moving right back in with you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, have you seen Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have some pretty exciting news!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Youre pregnant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Chandler and I are moving in together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friendshaking up. Oh, thats great. Thats great. (Kisses and hugs her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, Im happy too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled (Winks at Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebodys stairs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And if you wait right here, Ill go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking down) What gave me away?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and shes the only one left!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow that was my scariest voice! Youre very brave.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, the worse day! Yknow, you think youre making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-I still think youre very-very nice and very pretty", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically trying to get Monica to correct her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, hes gonna work on that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(singing) Well be waiting for you", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "once you know the stories, its not that bad. First marriage, wifes hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldnt allow you to get married when youre that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevadas fault.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupting) Whatever! What about you Meg?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(leaning to him) She said, \"Hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.\" (He glares at her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, \"Well done!\" Bravo Meg.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Joeys my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im not your best friend?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right, at least Im prepared.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She grabs a tin of freshly baked cookies) Oh yes. (He reaches for one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(slapping his hand) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These arent for you! Are you upset?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey roomie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye! (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Are you pregnant?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But, Im throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Sits back and resumes her reading.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Dont you want a cookie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure? (Monica hands her one.) Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe, do you need a tissue?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica, where did you get these?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I made them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, good God, theyre so yummy! (She re-ingests the previously expelled cookie matter from the tissue.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. \"You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?\" \"Cant, its not there.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Im just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but we wont be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not once did we do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didnt cry. She wasnt angry or sad. (Sits down, slightly disgusted.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, second in two years. Third overall.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I think just the annulment for today.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Easy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No problem.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! Theres no way to do this without her? Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel? (Russell glares at him.) I will think about the therapy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(grabbing the star) What the hell is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Something to remember me by!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay? Youre not blinking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, all right. But yknow I gotta say, I dont, I dont think six years counts as an era.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasnt significant to you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the matter with you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, fine, but dont get mad at me. Its-its just a little hard to believe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats hard to believe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isnt something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is? Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sweetie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starting to lose her composure) I mean were not, were not gonna live together anymore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean its the end of an era!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey and Chandler) Okay, bye!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Did you get the annulment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I couldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I knew it! Because you love Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, complicated cause of the love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, whats wrong?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh myCome here! Come here! (He hugs her.) Its okay. Everythings gonna be okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh we do, but not just yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! Well, when?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it wont work out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But then we ditch those two and thats when we get married. Well have Chandlers money and Rachels kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachels drinking problem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, what about Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "how about I move in with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whos Denise?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My roommate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have a roommate?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Denise. Denise!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that. Umm, she took it really well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didnt tell her did you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course not, because youre in love with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didnt tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean, comforted her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its nothing, I just gave her a hug.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its also a sign of friendship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Rosss cookie.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabs back his cookie) It was a hug!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ninety percent of a womens pheromones come out the top of her head! Thats why, thats why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, youre a scientist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uhcoconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachels not in the same place you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I didnt understand that, but yknow, maybe thats cause you were speaking the secret language of love!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! How about, \"Thanks for taking the message.\" Jeez! (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay listen, yknow when you move in Rachels room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay so you mean no as in, \"Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, thats it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just dont think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you have against the beautiful guest room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you mocking me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im not mocking you, (in a mocking voice) or you beautiful guest room. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, whats up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the ad) \"Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly.\" Nice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(bowing) Hello!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(bowing) Hello!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I won! I won! I finally won!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(quietly) Sells drugs to kids.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How about we talk about this over dinner?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, okay. (Walks out.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're so efficient. I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's go! (Starts to leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no-no! We need something old!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That'll work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now we just need something borrowed!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks around) Here justtake this. (Hands her the sweater.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's stealing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh. (Rubs her fake stomach.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sitting down) Ahhh! (Slides his hands across the table.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway (Shakes his hands.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hit me! (He does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello! One marriage please!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, we wanna get married!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, only because that's the graduation song.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure you wanna do this?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure you wanna do this?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you guys doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Well that-yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why else would we be here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We actually missed it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe you wouldnt have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is insane!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the big deal, yknow? Its not like its a real marriage.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!Eh! Well", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh! (Looks in the mirror and sees that she still has her mustache and groans.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why are we in bed together?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. Do-do you have any clothes on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(checks) Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But we-we didnt havesex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And we didnt have sex.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. Im just glad we didnt do anything stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has \"Just Married\" written on his back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mornin Pheebs. (Sits down.) Well, my movie has officially been canceled.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Joey, Im so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, Im too depressed to eat. Ill probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess Ill just fly home with you guys, what times your flight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about my cab?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont need that anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Ohooh! How about you come with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, its such a long trip.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Itll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. Although I dont think we need one, I never stopped loving you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where is the waitress?! Im starving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a buffet man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, heres where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen, I gotta talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Whats up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs. Chandler just stares at him and Joey reluctantly gives him a spoonful.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica and I almost got married last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, \"Ross.\" Do not say, \"Ross.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Tell her shes not marriage material.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you dont.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes I do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good! Good! I was just testing you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning with Joey) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach! We werent gonna miss our friends getting married!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(not quite sure) You did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Hello! We didnt get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We-we-weI remember being in a chapel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They let you get married when youre drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hell, Im drunk right now! (They all turn and look at her.) What? I cant have a mimosa with breakfast?! Im on vacation!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you guys gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this ones free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third ones free.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An annulment? Ross! I dont think surgerys the answer here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, thats your thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre thing. Youre thing. Yknow? Youre the guy who gets divorced.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no, thats-thats not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much youre probably gonna marry it! Then it wont work out and youre gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) Im so drunk.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, what do you think we should do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. But I-I-I know I love you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know I love you! (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They approach the craps table.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ready!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Come on eight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(deadpan) Yes, yes eight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! I cant believe I actually rolled an eight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was so unlikely. Well, lets get married! I guess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (They go pack.) Were doing the right thing, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing side-by-side holding each others hands.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(wakes up) What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radios broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? I dont", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sing!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts singing) I wanna rock and roll all night! (Falls asleep.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, hubby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! So, well just stay married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, exactly!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, see now Im scared because I dont actually think youre kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What-wh-what so well just stay married forever?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! Its right next to it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im asking you to do me a favor.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You are asking me to be your wife!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you did pull his hair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He took my snack!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not getting into this again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! Oh God, yknow what? Its really bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This doesnt mean anything, does it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhikers face), a rapist or a killer or something!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont you think I asked him that before he got in?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Do you like car games?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I love the license plate game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, Ill play! Ill play!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know if its true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh b-b-but it is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay, yknow what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right. All right, Ill do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on Pheebs! I cant take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Stop it no! Thats not fair! Yknow I cant resist that beautiful voice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didnt deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can still sleep at night and stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is it a meatball sub?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is incredible! You are the master!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, dont say it! Dont even think it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont want things to change! Do you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because its been three days and its driving me insane!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jeez, relax! Its not like were mar-ah-ah!! (Runs out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering, slowly) Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then all your stuff would be here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what if all my stuff was here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Live together? There have been no signs for that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me asking is kind of a sign.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YES!!!!!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Heres your key (Gets him one.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ready!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait! Oh my God! I cant get out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is not a sign!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its not a sign! Its a very old key!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its an old key!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God its old!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you hugging the door right now.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah, me neither.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, no problems. Its all taken care of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No thanks, Ive already seen one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Always.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt get the annulment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The keys stuck in the lock.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying the handle) It still doesnt work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not finished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, no problems. Its all taken care of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Always.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt get the annulment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh? Yeah! Sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh but Phoebe, were gonna be late for the movie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, theres a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, were, were actually just gonna walk cause its right up there at the Angelica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cabs roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) You didnt get the annulment?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyers office all I could hear was, \"Three divorces. Three divorces!\" Look, I just dont want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Yknow? Mines gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, all I know is I-I cant have another failed marriage!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, okay so, I dont have it all worked out quite yet. Just dont say anything to Rachel, please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel is one of my closest friends. (Pause) Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the driver) Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What was that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I havent seen it yet!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noooooooo!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course! Joey wouldnt let you have one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. When it comes to sweets, hes surprisingly strict.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, I keep trying, yknow? I can get out, \"Joey, I have too\" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, \"go to the bathroom.\" He may think Im sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, so thats this is gonna work now? Youre just gonna order me around all the time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler)Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we have something to tell you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Youre pregnant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I-Im just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up Im moving right back in with you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, have you seen Rachel?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have some pretty exciting news!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Youre pregnant!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Chandler and I are moving in together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friendshaking up. Oh, thats great. Thats great. (Kisses and hugs her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Guys, Im happy too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled (Winks at Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebodys stairs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And if you wait right here, Ill go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking down) What gave me away?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and shes the only one left!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow that was my scariest voice! Youre very brave.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, the worse day! Yknow, you think youre making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I-I still think youre very-very nice and very pretty", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically trying to get Monica to correct her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, hes gonna work on that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(singing) Well be waiting for you", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "once you know the stories, its not that bad. First marriage, wifes hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldnt allow you to get married when youre that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevadas fault.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupting) Whatever! What about you Meg?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(leaning to him) She said, \"Hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.\" (He glares at her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, \"Well done!\" Bravo Meg.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Joeys my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im not your best friend?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, all right, at least Im prepared.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She grabs a tin of freshly baked cookies) Oh yes. (He reaches for one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(slapping his hand) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These arent for you! Are you upset?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey roomie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye! (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Are you pregnant?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! But, Im throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Sits back and resumes her reading.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Dont you want a cookie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure? (Monica hands her one.) Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe, do you need a tissue?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica, where did you get these?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I made them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, good God, theyre so yummy! (She re-ingests the previously expelled cookie matter from the tissue.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. \"You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?\" \"Cant, its not there.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Im just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but we wont be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not once did we do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didnt cry. She wasnt angry or sad. (Sits down, slightly disgusted.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, second in two years. Third overall.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I think just the annulment for today.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Easy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No problem.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! Theres no way to do this without her? Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel? (Russell glares at him.) I will think about the therapy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(grabbing the star) What the hell is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Something to remember me by!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay? Youre not blinking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, all right. But yknow I gotta say, I dont, I dont think six years counts as an era.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasnt significant to you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the matter with you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, fine, but dont get mad at me. Its-its just a little hard to believe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats hard to believe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isnt something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is? Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sweetie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starting to lose her composure) I mean were not, were not gonna live together anymore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean its the end of an era!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey and Chandler) Okay, bye!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So? Did you get the annulment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I couldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I knew it! Because you love Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, complicated cause of the love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, whats wrong?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh myCome here! Come here! (He hugs her.) Its okay. Everythings gonna be okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh we do, but not just yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?! Well, when?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it wont work out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But then we ditch those two and thats when we get married. Well have Chandlers money and Rachels kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachels drinking problem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, what about Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "how about I move in with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whos Denise?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My roommate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have a roommate?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Denise. Denise!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that. Umm, she took it really well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didnt tell her did you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course not, because youre in love with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didnt tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean, comforted her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its nothing, I just gave her a hug.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its also a sign of friendship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Rosss cookie.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabs back his cookie) It was a hug!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ninety percent of a womens pheromones come out the top of her head! Thats why, thats why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, youre a scientist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uhcoconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachels not in the same place you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I didnt understand that, but yknow, maybe thats cause you were speaking the secret language of love!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! How about, \"Thanks for taking the message.\" Jeez! (Exits.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay listen, yknow when you move in Rachels room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay so you mean no as in, \"Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, thats it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just dont think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you have against the beautiful guest room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you mocking me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im not mocking you, (in a mocking voice) or you beautiful guest room. (Exits.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, whats up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the ad) \"Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly.\" Nice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!", "role": "assistant" } ]