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[ { "content": "Oh, come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted to heroin, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here, right now!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! (To the stenographer) And could you strike \"Consummated like bunnies\" from the record?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And what(notices the stenographer is still typing)What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We dont get the annulment. Dont type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (Hes still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And thank you for your time. (They both beat a hasty retreat.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you found the keys to his clothes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And people will think you own a Porsche because youre wearing the clothes?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is true.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Ive been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you know you dont actually have one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! What are you doing?! Im in character! Would you talk to her! (Storms out.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, I think it just moved. Its really poking me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes got something plastic lodged in his throat, weve got to go to the hospital.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think thats gum.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im pretty sure its gun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, listen this really hurts. Lets go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A real man wouldnt just run to the hospital! (They dont stop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why isnt that valet back with my Porsche?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to women passing him) Porsche.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is totally your fault!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My fault?! You threatened the judge!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporters machine!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! How are the Gellers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont call us that! (Storms away)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The judge wouldnt let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Its Porsche!! (Hes right yknow.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, \"Yeah, I do!\" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(exhausted) How do you feel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, lets just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed em, bathed em, and put em to bed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And protected them from a tornado?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, the babies are asleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, what, what happened here?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But my apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Was the setting of Phoebes triumph.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But the mess!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre right, youre right I shouldnt freak out. Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, Ive already signed everything and I put little Xs where you need to sign.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, little Xs! Great! That makes up for everything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I-Iyouve done a lot of stupid stuff too! Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre right. Thats very different. So lets, lets just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing. (Sits down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, can we just sign please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm. (Just as Rachel finishes signing her name, Ross yanks each page out of the way.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations. (Gets up to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yknow this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So then if-ifI mean if you think about it, this is all (Pause.) your fault.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, dont push it though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did I, did I even treat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That may be the most depressing thing Ive heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyers office.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh, no problem.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im gonna need a copy of those.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! How you doin?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that hes scratching his back with it.) Listen, Im gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right! And when is that due?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First of the month.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And thats every month?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, just the months you actually want to live here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahhh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here is the phone bill. (Hands it to Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at it) Oh my God!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why dont I justwhy dont I just cover you for a while?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charityanymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not charity, Joe", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Forget it! OkayI mean thanks, but Im done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, whats next? Come on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay uh, heres the electric bill. (Hands it to him.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is how much we pay for electric?!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, well do the rest of the bills later then?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldnt take it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, how much do you think he needs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, yknow? But I have to trick him into taking it so I wont hurt his pride.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why dont you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well that would help the pride thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(thinks) Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And also, my birthday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not your birthday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure wed do nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know Ross, not if youre gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well and clearly not a minute sooner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My God, I cant get a minute of peace around this place.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Monicas just gonna kill you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what youre wearing is fine for that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Rachel, I need to borrowYoure not packed!!!! Youre not packed even a little bit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprise!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, \"What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!\" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have plans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre plans were with us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hurry! Monicas gonna make you pack! Shes got jobs for everyone! Now, its too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh nope, I-I have plans with Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you said you were going to do nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but for the last time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay fine, now Ross", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, but-but I cant do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) Ive got Ben.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, because Ive got Ben.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its almost 8 oclock, its almost past his bedtime. Where-where is he?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes at a dinner party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, sorry. (Goes back to Rachels room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the guys) I gotta go make a fake Ben.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I wish Id know you were going to do that, I ordered Chinese.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats okay. Hey, actually in a way its kinda nice. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, are you crazy? You havent beaten me once since my injury plagued 97 season. It would be easier if you just give me your money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes it would. What do you say to $50?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, youre on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhhhhh, look its the roller blades.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) Oh God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You remember when we got these?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess you werent there. (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time (She starts laughing hysterically.) You dont remember?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna miss you so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont think theres anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, theres gotta be something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nope, shes perfect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good! Great! You can go first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw, sometimes. Always, actually.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good. There you go. Doesnt anyone feel better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You get your messages!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well I dont think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! It worked! No ones sad.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, get ready to owe me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, here we go. Ready?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! No! No(Joey looks at him)one can beat me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "See? Now, thats why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, your brother. Score!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on phone) Whats up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Im just over here with Ben. I thought wed say hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, put him on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what else Im not gonna miss? \"Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "\"Im Monica, I dont get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! I call her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "\"Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh my God, I cant find a boyfriend! So I guess Ill just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations. (Phoebe dumps a drawer full of makeup into a box.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Still broken?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This sucks man! The last night youre here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, not my game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, whats it called?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cups.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know how to play Cups.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill teach ya! Come on, come on, its really easy and really, really fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here you go. (He deals out two cards each.) I have two queens, what do you have?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A two and a five.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Okay, lets play again. (He deals out two cards each again.) What do you got?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A four and a nine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre kidding right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well thats a full cup! (Pays him again.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn! I am good at Cups!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im not talking to her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because shes the one whos leaving. Its harder for her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, maybe youre rightShe made fun of my phone pen!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I took it hard too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen Rachel, I feel really bad aboutWhat are you doing? (She sees that Rachel is unpacking.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im unpacking!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not moving! (She re-hangs a picture, crookedly.) Is that picture straight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow what? Youre the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because its my apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well its mine too! What else you got?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants \"No.\" and Monica chants \"Yes.\")", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, how are you guys doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Monicas moving!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) I am not!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No Phoebe I am mad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, deep-deep-deep down!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im just mad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then keep running. (They resume the chase.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You win.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what did you have?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It doesnt matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, (counts the money) wow, 700.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not 700 exactly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Double it! (He does.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, \"What were you thinking?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really? Like what Monica?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow she has 147,000 pairs of boots", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, good start Mon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She lets you borrow them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah and you stretch em out with your big old clown feet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you wanna live outside?! Because its gettin cold! (To Phoebe) She gets tons of catalogs and umm, shell fold down the pages of the things she thinks that Id like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yknow, I dont want you to be cold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, its gonna be fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But honey, I think shes moving in with Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats right. Youre still set on that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wh-How did you lose at Cups?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bamn! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Ross was getting the Cup card, the D-Cup, the Sittin Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didnt even get half a cup! Nothin!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And he never played before either! Yknow what I think? I think beginners luck, very important in Cups.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, lets play one more hand! One more!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant take the big white dog! You love it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its him, not it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but waitwhat if I bought it from you, yknow? And your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say (Gets choked up) $1,500?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When did I try to give you money?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said \"No,\" you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that youre okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I cant take care of myself. Okay? Look, Im not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that Im gonna missis you. And now the dog.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im really gonna miss you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God! This is silly, Im gonna see you in a couple of hours! (They hug again.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye house!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye Mon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She really left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. (He kisses her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No problem roomie. (She turns around and hugs him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I ask you a question?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And now you want that money back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not a real game! I made it up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "At a fake game!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, Id be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm, lets see if it comes up this time. (He looks at his cards and shrugs.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "it's...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "and", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebes...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "please...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "leave...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "leave", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, I-I just said \"leave.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know because you have all the good words. What do I get? I get \"its,\" \"and\" oh I'm sorry, I have \"A.\" Forget it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, come on that's silly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so let's switch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everybody", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel", "role": "user" }, { "content": "and", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebes", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please...wait, how did you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first yknow roommate bonding thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, let's go running!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and there's really cute guys there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let's run towards them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now wait a minute. You just took all the words!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumps over a box) Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, So you can move them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey everybody! Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine. She's-she's gonna be my new roommate!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! (Rushes over to shake her hand instantly.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, she's gonna live with me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's nice to meet you. Janine...?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, uh, wh-where ya from?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) From the land down under? I didn't know that either!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You're a dancer? She-she's a dancer!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course I did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "\"When can you move in?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you for bringing her into our lives.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Unbelievable", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, so you like her too Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, look at all the boxes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now imagine you live at the supermarket.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(happily) Okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You a little sad about that sweetheart?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Runs off.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! I used to do that too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw, Mon...(Kisses her on the cheek)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, Phoebe runs weird huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why? Why would you do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ankle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We'll see.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(jumps out of the box) I Gotcha!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pretending) Oh my God! You-almost-gave-me-a-heart-attack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boy, it was so hard not to laugh, I tell ya. Hey, hey, the place looks great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Well, so far yeah. But it's tough you know? I got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it. (Gives Chandler the \"Joey-love,\" look.) How you doin?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(voice cracking) Ohhhh man", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no-no-no, it's-it's uh, you just uh, uh reminded me that uh, I need to do my stretches too. (Starts to stretch, groans painfully)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumps up and yells)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower. (Goes into the bathroom and comes back out quickly) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please Rachel, I am not an idiot. (Runs off)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, wait Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(enters) Wow, couples who live together do start to look alike. So, Mondler...uh, what uh, what cha doin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What does it look like I'm doing? I am cleaning!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Authorization? I don't need that. I'm gonna put everything back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Put it back exactly where you found it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes I'm gonna put it back (Mocking Ross) exactly where I found it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kay, first of all, this attitude is not helping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She is gonna recognize that I did a nice thing and-and, appreciate it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freakout. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, she's not okay? And I'll prove it to you. I'm gonna call her right now. (Picks up the phone and wipes it off) Phone's done ehh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Mon, how's it going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh come on, come on, it can't be that bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! (To Ross) She's-she's gonna kill me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah that-that, doesn't look right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, whoa, but then the back of the couch won't line up with he back of the carpet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...Rooosss!!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I've been married 3 times", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go \"ba dum bum chessh\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not specific to girls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is great, this is great, what else, what else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nonchalantly) I'm never gonna find love again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, what should you have done?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I should've told you the truth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-Huh, Which is...?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why do you care?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because they're people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But people that you don't know and will never see again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but still. They're peoplewith eyes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, is this lamp in the same place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who cares? I repel women.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(blocks the door) No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(whispers) What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why does anyone have to be naked?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why is Ross naked?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I had to show Chandler something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Naked?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is it the same thing that Chandler had?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye! Thank God", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, what'd you have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, we have no time okay? We must focus. We gotta get everything back into its original place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(realizes something) The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's perfect! That's brilliant! (Starts going through the photo album)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So really, what'd ya have?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, don't you mean \"for whom?\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh dear God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Runs into Phoebe.) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. (Turns and bumps into a mounted policeman and falls) Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry! (Runs off.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Is it okay for me to come in now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-huh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why is everything different?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye! (Runs out)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I don't see anything different other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it. (Forced laughter)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you want me to be afraid of you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ba dum bumb cheshhh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, my names Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, neighbor come on in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, is Janine around?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, no, shes at dance class.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I check out what she did to my room?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but, hey look, dont go through her stuff. She gets really mad.(Chandler gives him a look and walks to the door of his old room.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looking around the room.) It is???", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Picking up a pillow.) Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Pointing to the table and picking up the box.) Is that your tiny little box, thats too small to put anything in?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes talk to her. Be a man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im a man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Defend yourself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Grunting) Hmm. (Monica opens the front door and comes in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, is this Hillary your HOT assistant chef Hillary?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The one that always stares at me when I come in?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Walking over and Sitting down.) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, sure, but they might think its kinda weird considering I dont work there anymore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God. What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well thats great! Congratulations!! (She hugs Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (chuckling) A year ago..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Hugging her again.) Youve lasted a whole year. Good for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats weird. I dont think my boss likes me either.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont think mine likes me either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe its a universal thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah lets head off to work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We should go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God. Did you talk to him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah a little. He seems really nice. Good kisser.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? What!?! You kissed him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, were making out. You know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhhLook Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Itstoo girly.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Like this. (pointing to the picture) Pictures of cute babies we dont know. We..we cant have that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah but its too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sure its a famous watering can, okay. But, come onand what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, well, thats ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. Its up here on some hook..andsmells different.", "role": "user" } ]