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[
{
"content": "Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well?",
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},
{
"content": "(faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey said) Mmmm! Its good!",
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},
{
"content": "Really? How good?",
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},
{
"content": "Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(clearly lying and hating the dessert) Yeah, this is so good, that Im gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He looks like hes going to throw up.) (Lying) All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "It tastes like feet!",
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},
{
"content": "I like it.",
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},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?",
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},
{
"content": "Whats not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?",
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] |
[
{
"content": "(lying) Yes, but if its any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.",
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},
{
"content": "Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?",
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},
{
"content": "I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.",
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},
{
"content": "(humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!",
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},
{
"content": "Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.",
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] |
[
{
"content": "Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.",
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] |
[
{
"content": "Ross? Lets go.",
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},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.",
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},
{
"content": "Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.",
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},
{
"content": "Wha-what?",
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},
{
"content": "(out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!",
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] |
[
{
"content": "(in a 5 year olds tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?",
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] |
[
{
"content": "Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. Im sorry.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing, Monica did!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross hasnt worked at the museum for a year!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica and Chandler are living together!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(joining in) I love Jacques Cousteau!",
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},
{
"content": "(reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that...) I wasnt supposed to put beef in the trifle!",
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},
{
"content": "(pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!",
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},
{
"content": "Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.",
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},
{
"content": "No it isnt, I ate that.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nope, got it and I got yours (Pointing to Jack) too.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.",
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},
{
"content": "Thats a good story, Grandpa.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?",
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},
{
"content": "Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.",
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},
{
"content": "That is nice and were done. TADA!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dunno what it is, it just doesnt quite feel like Christmas to me.",
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},
{
"content": "Oh, here.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "See now it feels like Christmas!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.",
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},
{
"content": "So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Joe whats up?",
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},
{
"content": "I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Yknow, everywhere I look shes like (He imitates her stretching)",
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},
{
"content": "I can see why thats hard to resist.",
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},
{
"content": "I like her so much!",
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},
{
"content": "Aw, Im sorry sweetie that she doesnt feel the same way.",
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},
{
"content": "I know. And shes so sweet. I just wanna feed her grapes and brush her hair.",
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},
{
"content": "You are aware that shes not a monkey, right?",
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},
{
"content": "I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now shes like OLD NEWS!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Janine!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!",
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},
{
"content": "Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Totally! I would love to spend New Years with you.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you serious?",
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},
{
"content": "We are there!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, what are you laughing at?",
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},
{
"content": "Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye Janine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did she just ask me out on a date?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!",
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},
{
"content": "Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. Yeah, honey, Im sorry, but I dont think that was a romantic thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was a dry day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are going to Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve!",
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},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
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},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
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},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Oh my God!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.",
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},
{
"content": "Got it!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God its just like I dreamed it!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I have a question. When is this gonna air?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross! So when is it gonna air?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.",
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},
{
"content": "I can save you time ladies, Im right here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Chandler why dont you take a walk? This doesnt concern you.",
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},
{
"content": "We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Thats terrible!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no, we do it every year!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh well, that makes it not terrible.",
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},
{
"content": "No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.",
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},
{
"content": "Dont worry, were just gonna search here for an hour, them were gonna go over to Joeys and search, OK?",
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},
{
"content": "No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But we have to!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, you dont have to, and you cant because I live here too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well then, you should look with us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, arent you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I have a great idea for a present for her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thats it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea!",
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},
{
"content": "Chandler, thats not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And youve just gotten her one great present? I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?",
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},
{
"content": "If I help, we can find em faster!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh ooh, we have a live one!",
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},
{
"content": "Oh, its a Macys bag!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, whos it for?",
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},
{
"content": "(Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-oh. She may be onto us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are so gonna find them this year.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You dont, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because thats where Joey gave me some stuff to store that Ive never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! (He does a weird clicky motion with his fingers, that kinda hard to describe.)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, here comes another camera.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right. No biggie. Stay loose.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why do they keep doing that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?",
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},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "What do you mean?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no-no we came together!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I couldn't find anything at Joey--Hey-hey, oh hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Those are my gifts, I got them for you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Those are book ends! That's a great gift!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ha!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!",
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},
{
"content": "We know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, see that snippy guy over there? Hes the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica! (Pause) Would it?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that youre dancing with.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown Im trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, shes real, uh, mellow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, alright, hey yknow fair is fair, (he pretends to wash his hands) if youre right, youre right, what can I say, but hey oh no! (He throws water on the guys pants)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, now youre the one who wet his pants. (He throws another handful on him and runs out)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Man, this sucks! Yknow if Mom and Dad dont see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, whos gonna be the losers then?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The routine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Was it really that good?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "5 6 7 8!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! (They run over to a platform)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, take a hike wetpants!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can you believe this? Were gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! Hey, you havent been practising the routine, have you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, yknow? (He mimics a robot)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we dont wanna look stupid!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Year! Happy No Year!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Look who I found!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hey guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmm, how about my azzz?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, this is hollow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This bench, its hollow! I cant believe I never knew that! (She pushes all the pillows off it and opens it up) Oh, the presents!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, dont look directly at them!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, no, we could look at them!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, this ones for me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, this ones for Chandler. Here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh great!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And the big ones for me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, lets open them!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! Okay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hee hee!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, we cant do this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whatever Linus, Im opening mine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Will you get us better gifts?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats what you got me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yoii. What was that for?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "3, 2,",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. (To Ross) Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cos I was gonna say theres no way you couldve done the end the way you guys did it back then!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? We could do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can do it, okay? Come on, lets go. (She and Ross get up)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant do it! (Ross falls into Monicas room)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now you do that, youre on TV.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, we have been through this before!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well all right then, I guess I shouldnt get to excited about the fact (excitedly) that I just kissed her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You serious?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well, well see.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You kissed her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh we kissed it up real nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you kissed her, so what happened after that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I came over here to tell you guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So shes just waiting over there for ya?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (They kiss.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (They kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye. (Janine exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am so glad you said cooks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered. (Shows her the picture.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got it from Pottery Barn?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A pharmacist. (Rachel mocks him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(indignant) I was tired!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its gotta be one of a kind. Yknow like umm, yknow uh, whats that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! I made that for her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You made pottery?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im tellingIf you put that in her apartment youll never hear the end of it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay fine! Ill-Ill just tell her its an antique apothecary table, she doesnt have to know where it came from. Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look-look it says that it holds 300 CDs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, just like the apothecary tables of yore",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "so then the farmer says, \"Thats not a cow and youre not milking it.\" (Everyone laughs.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at us, were a couple of couples!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? Ill make that pasta thing I was telling you about.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, you dont have too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah all right. (They part.) Okay, good night guys.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See ya tomorrow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tomorrow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What-whats wrong with Monica and Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Blah?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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