bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Yeah, well, it feels different.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towelsAlso what is with these chips you bought?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Voice cracking) Well thats like summer in a bowl.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Kim, Hi. (Kim doesnt even look up from her report.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So you know, II handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahh.SoWowThe spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So I hear the Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. (Kim stops the elevator and turns to Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats up? (He smiles. His teeth are freakishly white.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You knowOh My God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened to your teeth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I whitened them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Sarcastically) Really.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. What do you think.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think I shouldnt look directly at them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, seriously.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross theyre really, really, really white.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what was wrong with your oldhuman teeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How much longer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A-A day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She will be after tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Rachel walks in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What???", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they justmade out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am proud of all my friends today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, Im Chandler. Your live-in boy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine,.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Here. (Hands Chandler a copy of her flyer and sees the picture of Ralph.) Ohh, whos the silver fox?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That-that is your make out buddy. Dont you recognize him? (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not Ralph Lauren. Sounds like him though.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh My God, Phoebe, thats not Ralph Lauren. Thats Kenny the copy guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To get you to make out with him!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldnt look so bright.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Were not 13 anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, wont she notice I have makeup on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) OH!! Demon!! Demon!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Now are drawers will smell nice and we didnt waste these pantyhose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, were supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. Youre right, Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, Nah, its okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Go over to Joeys. Go over to Joeys and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know when guys hang out they dont just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Chandler. Come on in. Were knitting pot holders.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No thanks, Josephine.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Ross, I was wondering if Oh my God!! Where are all the men???", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, hi, Kim.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mmm-Hmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mm-Hmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Chuckling) Hmm-Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mmm-Unmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Putting his hand up to block his mouth.) Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, lets talk more about you. Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So whats really neat. If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because Im going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the matter with you ?!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre turning into a women.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Ive upset you? What did I say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not what you said. Its the way you said it.Oh My God, Im a women!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But why didnt you just tell her the truth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You were with Kenny today, werent you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just for a second.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, sleep with Kenny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That wouldnt help me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, yes it would.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Giggling) Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Picking up a piece of bread and covering his mouth.) Me, neither. Ive had a really good time too, you know. (Putting the bread down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Putting the bread up to his nose.) Ohh, I just like the smell. (Sniffing it.) Mmmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmm-Hmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mmm-Hmm. (Picking up their wine glasses.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Covering his mouth with the glass.) How about all the way.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, you can see them, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I-I, did that for you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Kim, hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay..Okay.. Look. Im sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item but were not anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, \"Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry.\" And then I dont know why but he said, \"and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Of course its true and it hurts so bad.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You and Ralph?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "GreatGreatand thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didnt want to make a big deal out of this, you know. (She starts to collect all the girlie stuff up.) You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And a couple of these little tiny boxes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Smiling) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sydney Portier? Hehheh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved in!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why havent you told them?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why wouldnt they be happy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? What? Why?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that youre really sarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is this why they dont like me or why you dont like me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what they think. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You really think thatll work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hugging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents that drunk!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well Monica just told me that they dont.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not paying attention) Yeah, they dont like you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(annoyed) Do you know why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angry) Well if people dont know they shouldnt just guess!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin up, eh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well maybe I love ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[mocks that last comment].", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I dont want to play video games, Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah, why? Whats up?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "For real?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ye-ye, we go to yours!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(worried) Nothing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, sweetie, I-I trust you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, if-if I mess this up, theres nothing else for dessert?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna mess it up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the place looks so nice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, this has been great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See ya!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Some would say shes attractive, yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And who else is going to be there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, some of her friends, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her dancer friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Dude, we were good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, but-but it is, uh, its just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa, snowing out there?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And its making me look at him totally differently. Yknow, I mean he used to be just, yknow Jack Geller Monica and Rosss dad and now hes hes Jack Geller, dream hunk.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(worried) Hes the headliner of a gay burlesque show.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isnt it beautiful?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, what is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a truffle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "W-What was the one right before bananas?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y-sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak a taste.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(turning to Chandler in a scolding tone) Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperds Pie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are funny...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(frustrated) Still not hot enough!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldnt give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I dont mean tight, I mean its not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I think I might know why my parents dont like you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do? Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Why did you do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, aheh, yours was the first name that-that popped into my head, Im Im sorry. I-I didnt think it would matter.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How could it not matter?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about all that friends forever stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, I-I was all high.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I cant believe youd do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, leave him alone!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So why dont you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I am!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross, if you dont tell them, then I will!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, fine!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it cant? Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What is with everybody? Its Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, theyre all gonna make fun of her, do you want that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, well just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats up, Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And um...You look nice today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no. No Ross, dont do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Eh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(cutting her off) Youre alone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean youre [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-its just not the time for us. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel, there you are! Come on, lets serve that dessert already!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(happily) Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isnt it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It sure is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Beef.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, well, it feels different.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towelsAlso what is with these chips you bought?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Voice cracking) Well thats like summer in a bowl.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Kim, Hi. (Kim doesnt even look up from her report.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So you know, II handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahh.SoWowThe spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So I hear the Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. (Kim stops the elevator and turns to Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey guys.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats up? (He smiles. His teeth are freakishly white.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You knowOh My God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened to your teeth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I whitened them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Sarcastically) Really.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. What do you think.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think I shouldnt look directly at them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, seriously.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross theyre really, really, really white.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what was wrong with your oldhuman teeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How much longer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A-A day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She will be after tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Rachel walks in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What???", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they justmade out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am proud of all my friends today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, Im Chandler. Your live-in boy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine,.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Here. (Hands Chandler a copy of her flyer and sees the picture of Ralph.) Ohh, whos the silver fox?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That-that is your make out buddy. Dont you recognize him? (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not Ralph Lauren. Sounds like him though.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh My God, Phoebe, thats not Ralph Lauren. Thats Kenny the copy guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "To get you to make out with him!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldnt look so bright.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Were not 13 anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, wont she notice I have makeup on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) OH!! Demon!! Demon!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Now are drawers will smell nice and we didnt waste these pantyhose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, were supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. Youre right, Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, Nah, its okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Go over to Joeys. Go over to Joeys and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know when guys hang out they dont just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Chandler. Come on in. Were knitting pot holders.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No thanks, Josephine.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Ross, I was wondering if Oh my God!! Where are all the men???", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, hi, Kim.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mmm-Hmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mm-Hmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Chuckling) Hmm-Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mmm-Unmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Putting his hand up to block his mouth.) Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, lets talk more about you. Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So whats really neat. If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because Im going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the matter with you ?!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre turning into a women.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Ive upset you? What did I say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its not what you said. Its the way you said it.Oh My God, Im a women!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But why didnt you just tell her the truth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You were with Kenny today, werent you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just for a second.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, sleep with Kenny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That wouldnt help me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, yes it would.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Giggling) Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Picking up a piece of bread and covering his mouth.) Me, neither. Ive had a really good time too, you know. (Putting the bread down.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Putting the bread up to his nose.) Ohh, I just like the smell. (Sniffing it.) Mmmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hmm-Hmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mmm-Hmm. (Picking up their wine glasses.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Covering his mouth with the glass.) How about all the way.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, you can see them, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I-I, did that for you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kim, hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay..Okay.. Look. Im sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item but were not anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, \"Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry.\" And then I dont know why but he said, \"and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Of course its true and it hurts so bad.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You and Ralph?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "GreatGreatand thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didnt want to make a big deal out of this, you know. (She starts to collect all the girlie stuff up.) You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And a couple of these little tiny boxes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Smiling) Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sydney Portier? Hehheh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved in!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why havent you told them?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why wouldnt they be happy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? What? Why?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that youre really sarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is this why they dont like me or why you dont like me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what they think. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You really think thatll work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hugging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents that drunk!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well Monica just told me that they dont.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not paying attention) Yeah, they dont like you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(annoyed) Do you know why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angry) Well if people dont know they shouldnt just guess!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin up, eh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well maybe I love ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[mocks that last comment].", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I dont want to play video games, Joey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah, why? Whats up?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "For real?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ye-ye, we go to yours!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(worried) Nothing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, sweetie, I-I trust you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, if-if I mess this up, theres nothing else for dessert?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna mess it up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the place looks so nice!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, this has been great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See ya!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Some would say shes attractive, yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And who else is going to be there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, some of her friends, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her dancer friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Dude, we were good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, but-but it is, uh, its just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa, snowing out there?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And its making me look at him totally differently. Yknow, I mean he used to be just, yknow Jack Geller Monica and Rosss dad and now hes hes Jack Geller, dream hunk.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(worried) Hes the headliner of a gay burlesque show.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isnt it beautiful?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, what is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a truffle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "W-What was the one right before bananas?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y-sure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak a taste.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(turning to Chandler in a scolding tone) Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperds Pie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are funny...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(frustrated) Still not hot enough!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldnt give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I dont mean tight, I mean its not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shocked) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I think I might know why my parents dont like you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do? Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Why did you do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, aheh, yours was the first name that-that popped into my head, Im Im sorry. I-I didnt think it would matter.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How could it not matter?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about all that friends forever stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, I-I was all high.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I cant believe youd do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, leave him alone!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So why dont you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I am!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross, if you dont tell them, then I will!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, fine!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it cant? Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What is with everybody? Its Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, theyre all gonna make fun of her, do you want that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, well just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats up, Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And um...You look nice today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no. No Ross, dont do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Eh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(cutting her off) Youre alone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean youre [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-its just not the time for us. Im sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel, there you are! Come on, lets serve that dessert already!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(happily) Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isnt it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It sure is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Beef.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]